Dialogue Collection 3a2v3e

When people walk away from you, Let them go Because your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you. It does not mean that they are bad people. Its just means their part in your story is over” Main Shyad tumhe hamesha khush nahi rakh paunga. Shayd kabhi kabhi main tumhare dil ki bat bhi na samgh pau,actually bahut bar tumhare dil ki bat bhi nahi samgh paunga. lekin tumhare ik isharre par apni sari khushi , apni sari samgh ik tarf rakhkar sirf tuhari baat manuga sirf tumahre dil ki bat sunuga. main apna dil, apni jaan tumhare hawale karta hun kyo ki tum meri har jarurat ko mughse jyaada samghti ho.(Dialogue from Jodi Breaker) Main janti hun tum perfect husband material nahi ho par mere ly tum se perfect or koi nahi hai. Main janti hun tum apne dil ki bat kisi se nahi kah pate, kabhi kabhi mughse bhi nahi. koi bat nahi main promise karti hun ki tumhare kuch kahe bina hi main sab kuch samgh jaungi. Aaj main tumhe apna pura visvas or pura bharosa deti hun. Main janti hun tumhra dil mere pas hai or main promise karti hun ki main use bahut sambhal ke rakhungi. Kaun deta hai Umara Bhar ka Saath......................... Yahaan to zanaje me bhi log Kandhe badalte rahte hai. jab aik ai apno se door pardesh ko jata hai to apno ko is tarah dilasa deta hai ki. Aankho se aanso poch dalo oh dekho railgadi aa rahi hai. Mai tumej chor kar hargiz nahi jata meri gareebi mujhe le ja rahi hai. Is ajnabi dunia mein koi bhi apna nahin.. .. .. Gairon ki aankhon mein apni surat dhundta hoon. Umeed ki thi duniya se "humne" ne, bas yehi bhool thi meri.. .. .. Girte hue ashkon mein apni hasrat dhundta hoon. —

Agar tumhara pyarr jana chahay to usay jaane do, Agar woh lot kar aaye to woh tumhara hai. Kadam pinjre mein band sher par bachhe bhi moofaliya maar detein hai, khulein mein sher ka shikar karega, mard hone ki galat fahmi door ho jayegi Border- Shunil Shetty: Sir, mein aapse poochta hoon jab ma badsoorat hoti hai to kya bachhe use pyaar nahi kartein --- i simply love this dialog

Border--- Mathuradas iss se pehle mein tujhe gaddar karar deke goli maar doon bhaaaaaggggg ja yahan se 1.Unke jaane se chiragon mein roshini kaham Chaand bhuj saa gaya mere gum se Aab maut humse door kahn 2. aap se milke hum badal se gaye sher padhne lage gunguna ne lage pehle mashoor thi apni sar-zindagi aab tho jab dekhiye muskuraane lage

3. teri yaad mein nahi guzar the aise th koi daur nahin jinki khwaish par sajde kiye who aap hain aur koi nahin 4. us raat ko tho meri aise halath thi vo door the muhjse par dil ke paas the socha tha taaare ginke kat gayi raat meri taaare bhi nahin aaye vo unke paas the 5. humne metrik tak haasil ki hain education phir bhi naa jaan sake love ki definition phir dil ke darewazee par like diya no ission aap aa gaye phir bhi without permission 6. patti patti gulab ho jathi hain har kali ek khwaab ho jathi hai agar daal mein nagar fizaon par tho shabnam sharaab ho jathi hai jisme dekha ho lakhon hasinayee uski niyat kharab ho jathi hain 7. har nazar mein ek kashish ho thi hai har nazar mein ek chahat hothi hai yeh mumkin nahin har kisi ki liye taj mahel banana lekin har nazar mein ek mumtaz hothi hai 8. ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya kissi ko aashiq tho kisi ko deewana bana diya do phool ko bhooj naa utha saki mumtaaz shah jahan ne uspar taj mahel bana diya 9. dava bhi kaam naa aaye koi dua na lage mere khuda kisi ko pyar ki hawa na lage 10.phool khilthe hain baharoon ka sama hota hai aise mausam mein dil jawan hota hai dil ki baton ko hoton se nahin kehthe yeh fasana tho aankhon se bayan hota hai 11. humne mohabbat ko dekha hai kuch iss makam tak

ki aab tho nafarat sii ho gayi hai mohabbat ki naam see 12. Ae chaand tu door rehkar bahoot jalaale hume bahoot din ho gaye tere deedar ki bhi ab saans toot na jaye kahin ek deed tho aa ke de abhi 13.shaam chale naam naam sadak pe baraf si rangat wali ladki kisi ka rasta dekh rahi thi koi ho poochey tho hans kar keh de yeh duniya kithni shakh karthi hai kaan ka bala dhoondh rahi thi 14.vo rah vo raste chod diye humne wooh yaar wo kasme thod diye humne tere ishq mein-e-sanam yeh duniya tak chod diya humne 15. khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare fida kare tho bhi qayamat tak juda na kare 16.sehma sehma saa rehtha hoon dara dara saa rehta hoon jaane yeh dil kyon bharea sa rehtha hai ik pal uthun tho dekhta hoon sab kuch jal chukka hai bas jara jara sa rehta hoon 17. yaad aathe hain wo din jo humne dabhi guzaare the kabhi dil chatha hain ke wo din wapas aajaye lekin hum bahut door chale gaye kabhi socha nahin tha tum aise ho gaye wo do pal jo humne guzaare the kaash kabhi wo wapis aa jaye 18. bahut dekha hai un logon ko jo khushiyon mein haste aur gamon mein rote hain wo insaan bahut kam hote hain jo gamon mein muskurate aur khushiyon mein palke bhigote hain 19.kuch log zamane mein aise bhi hote hain mehfil mein jo haste hain tanhai mein roote hain 20.muddaton baad aaj palke bhigi

aankh bhar aayi humari aine ne jab kaha hums ek zamana hua dekhe muskurahat tumhari 21.tum humesha hamari nazar mein rahe ho ab tumhe aazmane se kya fayada tum kisi aur ke jaal mein kaid hoo tumse ulfat jatane see kya fayada 22. tute hue paimaane mein jaam nahi aatha ishq ke mariz ko aaram nahin aata aye dil todne wale tune yeh tho socha hota toota dil kisi ke kaam nahin aatha 23.mujhe dushman ka pata na tha aur doston ki khabar na thi teri daastan kuch aur thee meri daastan kuch aur hai kabhi laut aye tho poochna nahin dekhna inhe gaur see jinhe raaste mein khabar ho ki yeh raste koi aur hai 24.main labe shikve ko see leta hoon chand ghadiyan hai yun hi gin leta hoon ek baar pakad leta hoon jis dost ka haath usi haath see jahar pi leta hoobn 25. kabhi dekha hai manzar shaam ke baad kitney chup chup rehte hai shajar shaam ke baad tho suraj tujhe kya maloom raat ko dookh ki raaz utar mein jaan ghar shaam ke baad 26.hoti agar kabool koi iltaja hamari ibadat ke deewane aaj hum bhi karte mohabbat ki hoti hum see bhi kisi ne agar tho har shaksh see naram mizaz hum bhi hua karte 27.har lafz kaghaaz par utaara nahin jata har naam sare aam pukara nahin jata hote hai doston mein kuch raaz ki baatein shayad iss liye iss khel mein hara nahin jaatha 28. pyar karo tho ithna karo ki koi had na rahe intazaar karo tho ithna karo ki waqt na rahe bharoosa karo tho ithna karo ki shak na rahe

nafrat karo tho ithna karo ki mohabbat na rahe

29.nahin kiya gile shab-e-sahar kisi see hansna rona accha laga tanhai mein kehte bhi kya kisi see ki hum hai tanha tanha jeena tho hai ek saza tanhai mein 30. har lamha har roz umidon ka chirag jala kar bhuja gaya roshini ka har ek zaria wo mujhe jala kar 31. tum dost hote tho mohabbat ka sawaal na karte use mehsoos karte aur hamara khayal karte afsos ki tum hamari ulfat se naawakif rahe jaise umar bhar saath reh kar bhi naa rahe 32.sookhe patte se pyar kar lenge hum tujh par aithbaar kar lenge hum tum yeh tho kaho ki tum hamare hoo zindagi bhar intazaar kar lenge hum 33.gum ek zahar hai unhe piya jaata hoon raat ki tanhai ko unhe aabad kiye jataa hoon mujhe tho maloom nahin tha lekin log kehte hain sote sote tera naam liye jaata hoon 34.jab usne mujhe pyaar se dekha badal gayi meri jeevan rekha jab usne lii mere samne angarai bhool gaya main khuda ki khudai usne kaha hua tumse pyar mujhe laga hua yeh kaisa chamatkar uski galiyon mein tha mera ana jaana lekin kab banegi meri jane jaana 35.usuloon key saath agar chaloon tho jazbaath kaa kya karon duniya ko agar khush karon tho armaano ka kya karoon har ek ke liye jaha mein jiya nahin jaa saktha ehsaas hi agar apna mita doon phir jee key kya karon 36.shabanam se kya phool hile jab tak barsaat na hoo khat see kya dil bhare jab tak mulaqat na hoo

37. akeli jee rahi thi dil ka aanan soona tah mera sirf tanhaiyaan thi mere paas par tumne itna pyar diya hai jaan ke ki ab maut bhi na aaye marne ke baad 38.zindagi tho jaise ek saza si ho gayi gum ke sagar mein iss kadar kho gayi tum aa jao wapis yeh guzarish hai meri shayuad mujhe tumhari aadat si ho gayi hai

39.hume koi gum nahin tho game aashiqui se pehle na thi dushmani kisi se teri dosti se pehle mein kabhi na muskurata jo mujhe ye ilm hota ki hazaar gum milenge mujhe ek khushi se pehle hume koi gum nahin tha game aashiqui se pehle 40. kuch phool tum par bhi the kuch phool hum par bhi the tum bhi saj rahe the hum bhi saj rahe the bas fark ithna tha tum duniya basa rahe the aur hum duniya se jaa rahe the 41. agar rah se kuch maanga tho shikarat ho gee tere hote hue kisi aur ko chahu tho quamat ho gee kyon ki khuda ne tujhe ithni fursat see banayi hai ki teri aankhon mein jannat ka rasta nazar aaya hai 42.mein dil jo laakh samhaya ki e-dil unko yaad karna chod de par dil ke har kone se awaaz aayi yahan tho har saans mein base hain wo tho kya saans lena chod dee 43.aansu ko ankhon ki dehliz pe laya na karo apne dil ki halath kisi ko bathya na karo log muthi bhar namak liye ghum rahe hai apne zakham kisi ko dikhaya naa karo 44.khat likhne ka mood kiya humne bhi mood bana liya

ungli kaat ke kalam banayi khoon ko sahayi bana liya ab tum pucho mujhe ya naa pooch humne apna farz nibha diya 45. koi ankhon ankhon see baar kar letha hai koi ankhon ankhon mein mulaqat kar letha hai bada muskil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khomosh reh kar sawaal kar leta hai 46.aapki kavita ne hume likhna sikha diya aapki dosti ne hume pyar karna sikha diya aur kua aapse aap ki hasi me hume jeena sikha diya 47. hasraton pe chai bekhudi ho tum zindagi ke saare gu bhool jao wo khushi ho tum badal na jana badale zamaane ki tarah oo bekhabar meri zindagi ho tum 48.kitni sundar hai in gaalon pe yeh laali teri aur us pe yeh hilthi hui kano ki bali teri bahut taareef kardi ab to bata do kahan hain choti saali meri 49. kaash khuda ne hume kitab banaya hota tum padthe- padthe soo jathe hume seene see lagaya hota 50. Ae badal tu itna garaz ki wo aa naa sake wo aane ke baad itna baras ki wo ja naa sake 51. kyun khoe khoe se tum rehte hoo sanam iss dil se tumhari chahat hogi na kabhi kam aa jao meri zindagi mein tum sanam tumhare bina hai zindagi mein bahut gum 52. dil tuta hai humara khuda ki marzi hogi isme kuch unki khudgarzi hogi dil diya tha humne unhe apna samah kar tod diya unhone isse ek sapna samaj kar is tote dil ko aab hum sambhale kaha se ki hum to pehle hee bedakhal ho chuke hai jahan see 53. matlabi hai yeh duniya yahan kaun kiska hota hai dokha bhi wahi deta hai jispe bharosa hota hai

54. har shaam kaha jaathi hai ye kahami har subah leeathi hai ye ek nayi kahani raastha tho badalthe hai har din ke lekin manzil rehjathi hai wahi poorani 55. hazaaron khushiya kam hoti hai ek gum bhulane ke liye ek gam kafi hota hai zindagi bhar rulane ke liye 56. jiske khayalon mein hoon ghum usko bhi koi khayal hai mere liye yehi sawal sabse bada sawal hai 57.aaj tho mera dil kehta hai thu iss waqt akela hoga mera chuma hua haaton see auron ko khat likhta hoga

58. zindagi ke raastey par hum tum ko ek saath hi tho chalna hai hum to jee bhi nahi payenge akele chod ke chale jaoge tum 59. jis shaam mere lab pe tere naam na aaye khuda kare aisa shaam naa aye aaye jaane wale yeh mumkin hi nahi afsana likhon aur tera naam na aye 60.pyar mein sanam khuda hota hai ehsaas tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai 61. pyar nahin tha unko humse aithbaarb nahin tha unko humse phir na jaane yeh dil kyon bhara se rehta hai kabhi yehi tho soch liya tha usne 62. vidya kiya hai humne aap ko man se na juda kiya] milenge hum aur aap aapas lmein duniya me humse fariyad kiya

63. manzilon ko kareeb see dekha magar mazar na aaye wo aage piche dekha koi nahi tha sach much meri manzil thi phir meri deewangi 64.jo khwab palkon mein sajai hoo use kabhi barbaad hone haa doongi meri zindagi mein suraj nikle ya na nikle teri zindagi mein shaam kahi aane na doonga 65. kaash tere ghar ka deewar mere ghar ke paas hota bhala thu nahi dekthi teri aawaj tho suntha 66. har muskurahat ka matlab ikraar nahi hota har muskuraht ka matlab inkar nahi hota yun tho nazar laakhon se milthi hai par har nazar do matlab pyar nahi hota 67.yeh dil aise chiz hai jis ka sauda sirf ek baar hota hai ye pyar aise chiz hai ho dubara nahi hota hai mil jaayegi aapko raah mein humari kahi magar hum jaisa shayad hi kahi milsaktha hai

68. tu chandra mukhi main suraj mukhi tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi chal chat par ja kar laga de chalang tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi 69. log kahte hai hume aadat hai muskurane ki par vo kya jan ye bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki�� 70. kabhi khamosh baithoge, kabhi kuch gungunaaoge main itna yaad aaunga, jitna mujhe bhulaoge jab koi pooch baithega khamoshi ko sabak tumse bahut batlana chahoge par bataa na paaoge 71. kaun kehta hai judaai hogi yeh afwah kisi dushman ne udai hogi thaath se rehenge aapke dil mein kuch jagah to humney bhi banayi hogi 72. haqiqat samjho ya fasana

begana kaho ya deewana suno is dil ka fasana teri dosti hai mere jeevan ka bahana 73. aarzoo hai tumhe door se dekhne ki karib bhi nahin aana chahte tamanna nahin tumhe khone ki tumhe paana bhi nahin chahte 74.kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki zindagi jaise teri zulfon ki chaaon mein guzar bhi pati, tho shayad aap ho bhi sakthi thi yeh rang jo gum ki syahi jo dil pe chai hai teri nazar ki shuwaaon mein kho bhi sakthi magar ye ho naa saka magar ye ho naa saka, aur ab yeh aalam hai ki tu nahin tera gum teri zustzu bhi nahin guzar rahi hai zindagi jaise ise kisike sahare ki aarzoo nahin na koi raah, na manzil , naa roshni ka suraag guzar rahi hai zindagi meri aandheron mein inhi andheeron mein rahe jaoounga kabhi kho kar main main jaanta hoon meri hum nafas magar yun hee kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai 75. phool khilte hai khushboo bikhraane ki liye kyun hum milte hai bichad jaane ke liye ab koi aarzoo nahin hum betaab hai maut ko gale lagane ke liye 76. hichikiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai ki shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hoi milne na aaye to kya hum par chand lamhe to barbaad to karta hai 77. zubaan se naam lete hai , aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain kabhi hazaaron baatein kiya karte the, aaj ek baat ke liye taras jate hain 78. gum-e- zindagi kay mare hai aur ek bazi jeet kar hare hai jitne pathar meri jholi mein hai sab mere doston ney mujhe mare hai 79.aap mere pyar ka jab silla dene lage raste majbur hokar rasta dene lage insane ka kya bharosa insane deta hai kya

dona haaton se sameta jab khuda dene lage 80. tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho har khushi rooth jaegi jab bhi tum akele baithoge khud ba khud meri yaad aayegi 81. teri dosti ki roshini aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu aaj kal kambakth bill bahut aata hai 82.hum to massoof hai apni tanhaiyon mein bade muddaton ke baad kisi ne hame pukara hai ek pal thahar ke sochne lage kya ye naam hamara hai ? 83. kaun rakhta hai yaad naamon ko log cheharon ko bhool jate hai tum samandar ki baat karte ho lob aankhon mein doob jaate hai 84.gamon ka daur jaari hai aaj ki raat bahut bhaari hai dilon ka tutna koi nayi baat nahi hai aaj meri to kal kisi aur ki baari hai 85. chahne se koi baat nahi hoti suraj ke saath raat nahi hoti chahte hai jise jaam se bhi zyaada dil mein hai par didar nahi detay 86. meherban wo nazar phir ho yeh zarori to nahin zindagi hamesha saath tahe yeh zarori to nahin ashiana basa hi lenge par wo tere bagair ho yeh zarori to nahin 87. usko kya saza doon, jisne mohabbat mein hamara dil tood diya gunah to humne kiya, jo uski haton ko mohabbat ka rang diya 88. aaj khushiyon ko koi duhai dega nikla hai chand dikhai dega aye mohabbat karne walo zara sambhal ke mohabbat karna ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega 89. dosti acchi hoto rang lati hai dosti gehri hoto sabko bhaati hai

dosti naadan hoto tut jati hai par dosti hum jaison se hoto itihaas banjati hai 90.dil ke rishtey kitne ajeeb hote hai door rehkar bhi paas hote hai naseeb wale hote hai wo log jo tumhe roz dekha karte hai 91. nazron se nazar mili kalaam ho naa saka haath outha hee reh gaya salaam ho naa saka 92. unki hasrat hai jise mita bhi naa saku dhondhne use chala hoon, jise paa bhi naa saku 93.har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega jab hum nahin rahenge to dosti kaun karega ae khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega 94. phool ju tarah haste tahe to hum khush hai dil kholkar milte raho tho hum khush hai ye nahi chahte ki roz mile kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai 95. itefaq se hum mile itefaq see hum dost bane hamari dosti ab itefaq nahin , zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai 96. shaam dhali phir kali rat aaye dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad aaye aankhon ne mehsoos kiya ous hawa ko jo tumhe chookar hamare paas aaye 97. hum students ka favorite song: exams paas aye, man ghabraye raat din padte-padte bheja paglaye abto mera dil night time rota hai kya karu hai yaad nahi hota hai 98. dost ek saahil hai toofano ke liye dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye dost ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye dost ek khwaish hai aap jaise dost pane ke liye 99. khaali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hai tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai jo khamoshi se guzar jaye wo dariya bhi dil mein toofan rakhte hai

100. dosti ek sapna hai , is sapne ko yaad rakhna auro ke dost mil bhi jaye to , is dost ko yaad rakhna 101. tujhe chahnewale kam na honge waqt ke saath shayad hum na honge chahe kisko bhi kitna bhi pyar dena pr teri yaadon ke haqdar sirf hum honge 102. badi asani se dil lagaye jate hai par badi mushqil se vade nibhaye jate hai le jate hai mohabbat un rahon par jahan diye nahin dil jalaaye jaate hain 103. mere marne par tum aansr mat bahaana mere marne par ae dost aansu mat bahaana yaad aye to sidha upar chale aana 104. tussi bade great ho , rasgulle ki plate ho sms karne mein great ho, par jo bhi ho khuda ki kasam mere pehle friend ho 105. dosti hori hai dil-o-jaan lutaane ki liye hum apni hasti mita de tumhe pane ke liye milne ki tumhe fursat nahi hum sms karte hai apni yaad dilane ke liye 106.logon ko kehte suna aksar zinda rahe to phir milenge�.. magar iss dil ne mehsoos kiya hai pal pal milte rahe to zinda rahenge 107.dost dil todna hamari aadat nahin dil hum kisika dukhaate nahin bharosa rakhna meri dosti pe dil mein basaake hum kisiko bhulaate nahin 108. milne ki khushi na bhichadne ka gum na tanha na udas hai hum kaise kahe kaise hain hum bas yun samajh lo bahut akele hain hum 109. raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye gairon se kya gila karun jab apne chale gaye jeet tho sakte they ishq ki baazi hum bhi par tumhe jetame ke liye hum harte chale gaye 110. agar kal hum na bhi rahe

humari yaad sada rahegi sirf nazrein uthake chand ko dekhna humari dosti ki TASVIR wahan rahegi 111. na chaho kisiko itna ki chahat tumhari majburi ban jaye chaho kisiko itna ki tunhara pyar uske liye zaroori ban jaye 112. kafan na daalo yaro mujh par mujhe aadar hai muskurane ki abhi kabar mein na utaro mujhe umeed hai uske aane ki 113. munna bhai says : � life mein 3 cheezon ke peechu kabhi nahin bhagne ka BUS, TRAIN aur LADKI . bole to isne pe seedha chadjaane ka 114. chaho tho dil se hume mita dena chaho tho hum ko bhula dena par yeh wada karo ki aayi jo kabhi yaad hamari rona mat sirf muskuraa dena 115. kabhi kee hogi suraj nee chand se mohabbat tabhi to chand me daag hai mumkin hai ki chand se hui hogi bewafai tabhi to suraj ke seene mein aag hai��.. 116. LADKA : janeman iss dil mein aaja LADKI : sandal nikalu kya ? LADKA : arey pagli mandir thodi hai aise hee aaja 117. dil ki galion mein koi gham na ho hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho bas yehi hai dua ki tum khush raho kya pata hum agar kal ho na ho 118. exam ke char din pehle jab syllabus dekha to ek gaana yaad aaya �KUCH TO HUA HAI , KUCH HO GAYA HAI SAB KUCH ALAG HAI, SAB KUCH NAYA HAI � 119. har mulaqat unn se adhuri si rahi har khushi mein kuch kami si rahi khwab kya dekhe humne tumhare ab to neendh ki aankhon se dushmani si rahi 120. a mere sms mer dost ke paas jaane

agar wo busy ho to shor mat machana agar wo free ho to dheere se kehna � TAKE CARE AND GOOD NIGHT � 121. bahut cheezein lut chuki hai tujhse dil lagaane ke baad isliye room ki har cheez check karta hoon ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jaane ke baad 122. wo kya hai * ho ISHQ mein hai *** DIL mein hai *** MANN mein hai **** lekin DHADKAN mein nahi hai ? * Guess�**** sochoo kya hai wo **** AAMIR KHAN 123. raatein gumanam hoti hai, din kisi ke naam hota hai hum zindagi kuch iss tarah jeete hai ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai 124. royange aankhen muskrane ke baad aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad oh jaanewale zara mudke tho dekh shayad yeh zindagi na rahe tere jaane ke baad 125. dol gumsum, labh khamosh yeh aankhen aaj nam kyun hai jo kabhi apna hua hee nahin usey khone ka itna ghum kyun hai 126.ruth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage itne door ho ke bahut yaad aaney lage kaise bhula doon tumhe main ekpal main jab tumhe paane mujhe zamanay lage 127. kya aap confidence se chalet hain kya aap penalty bharte hain kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hain tho aap sms kyun nahi karte hain ? 128. dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga dard khud hi ghav bharne laga dard ke mare hum na roye kabhi dard khud hum ko chookar rone laga 129. new year ke mahine mein aapko tata ka status, ambani ki daulat vajpayee ka dheeraj, laden ki himmat aur bush ki taqat de 130. dekhi hazaro mehfil par ye fiza kuch aur hai jalwe dekhe hai hazaaro magar AAPKI ada kuch aur hai waise to hazaaro hai jaam par AAPKA nasha kuch aur hai

131. hum tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar tere lab pe khilenge muskan bankar kabhi apne juda mat samajhna hum tere saath challenge aasman bankar 132. aankho may raha dil may utar kar na dekha kasti ke musafir ne samandar na dekha patthar mujhe kehta hai mera chahne wala main moam hun usne mujhe chookar na dekha 133. hasinone haseem bankar gunaah kiya auro ko tho theek humko bhi tabaah kiya pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein unki bewafai ko aurone to theek unhone bhi wah wah kiya 134. aap gairon ki baat karte hai humne apno ko azmaya hai aap kanto se bachkar chalet hain humne phoolon se chot khaya hai 135. machhar ne jo kata dil mein junoon tha khujli itni hui dil besukun tha pakda tho jaane diya yeh soch kar sale ki ragon mein apna hi khoon tha 136. badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe badi duaon se paya hai tujhe tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe 137. kehte hain ki ishq mein neend ud jaati hai hame bhi koi ishq kare, kambakht neend bahut aati hai 138. kamala ke nakhre tere, ajeeb tere style hai sms bhejne ki aadat nahi aur haath mein mobile hai 139.pyaara sa ehsaas ho TUM har pal mere paas ho TUM jeeneki aas ho TUM manka vishwaas ho TUM isliye mere liye kuch khaas ho TUM 140. dared dil sehna asan nahi hota keemti cheez ke har koi kabil nahin hota yeh to rab ki meherbaani hai warna popat ke paas mobile nahin hota 141. mil jaye koi naya to hame na bhool jaana

koi rulaye tumhe to hume yaad kar lena dost hain tumhare khushi na sahi gum hi bata lena 142. do pal ki bhi khushi nahi to kya hum umr bhar gum ke sahare guzaar lenge kya hua jo hamari girl friend nahi hum aapke girl friend ke sahare jee lenge 143. jabse nazar mile aapse naa jaane mujhe kuch ho gaya raat ki neend nahi rahi, din ka chain kho gaya yeh pyar nahi mujhe conjunctivitis ho gaya 144. mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai aur doctor ne kaha hai ki bahur sare sms chadhane padenge so plz DONATE much more sms its urgent 145. abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarele bhai ka khopdi bot tight he bol nikalu kya tere lucky draw ? bole to do char sms chipka dal sender : MUNNA BHAI 146. hum raat ki tanhai mein aawaz diya karte hain aur sitaron se apka zikr kiya karte hain na aaya karo khwabo mein hamare hum BHOOT se bahut dara karte hain 147. superman ud raha hai, shaktiman dushmano se lad raha hai spiderman diwaron pe chad raha hai , aur Doberman sms pad raha hai 148. AKASH mein panchi flying BADAL mein bhavre gaying Hum tum pe itna dying Jitna sea mein water lying 149. kya kar raho ho ? busy ho ? kitne bus ho ? thoda ho ? ki bahut ho ? agar thoda ho to sms kyo nahi karte ? aur agar zyada ho to sms kyon padh rahe ho ? 150. chand mein dekha to aap dikhe badal mein dekha to aap dikhe

taaron mein dekha to aap dikhe arre yaar thoda side mein ho jao to kuch aur bhi dikhe 151. zindagi behaal hai, sur hai naa taal hai message box bhi kangaal hai, kya aapki sms factory mein hadtaal hai, kuch sms to bhejo mere mobile ke zindagi ka sawaal hai. 152. aapko miss karna roz ki baat hai yaad karna aadat ki baat hai aapse dur rehna kismat ki baat hai magar aapko bhulna apne bas ki baat nahi 153. tu chand maange��� main chand dedu tu tarey maange����main tarein dedu tu dil mange����main dil dedu tu jaan mange��.. bas yaar bheek maangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai 154. Pakistan ko sharafat sikha diya HINDUSTANI ki taqat dikha diya Sunle sale MUSHARRAF KASHMIR to kya Lahore mein bhi aaj TIRANGA lehra diya 155. aap har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai hum har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hain bada fark hai aapke aur hamare nazariye mein aap dil ko dard aur hum dard ko dil samajhte hain 156. ye mat dekho ki zindagi mein kitne pal hain ye dekho ki ek pal mein kitnee zindagi hai SO LIVE HAPPILY EVER 157. bewafa se kabhi puar nahi hota marne ke baad intezar nahi hota dosti dekhkar karna mere dost har dost hamari tarah dildaar nahi hota 158. sapno ki duniya sajake to dekho mohabbat ke Deepak jalake to dekho tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna zara humse nazrein milake to dekho 159. jo asaani se mile , vo hai gum jo mushquil semile, vo hai paisa jo kisi kisi ko mile, vo hai pyar

jo naseeb walon ko mile vo hai apun ka sms 160. mere sabar ka imtihaan naa le meri khamoshi ko saza naa de jo tere bagair jee naa sake use jeene ki dua naa dee 161. na aana mere janaaze mein mere mohabbat ki tauheen hogi main chaar logon ke kandhe pe aur meri JAAN paidal hogi 162. kyun hume kisiki talaash hoti hai kyun dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai chaand ko dekho wo bhi to tanha hai phir bhi uski chaandni se roshan yeh raat hai 163. log ishq karte bade shor ke saath humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath kyunki kal use dekha kisi aur ke saath 164. suvar ke bacche, ullu ke patthe, kutte ke pille, saap ke sapole, gaay ke bachhde sab chote-chote pyare- pyare hote hai !!!!!! 165. aap jaisa koi dusta hoga to khuda se shikayat hogi ek ko tho jhela nahi jaata, dusre se kya haalat hogi 166. dil hai to pyar hai pyar hai to ishq hai ishq hai to dard hai ishq hai to���� ZANDU BALM HAI !!!!!!!!!!!!! 167. narazgi ka matlab inkar nahi hota muskurahat ka matlab ikraar nahi hota zindagi mein kabhi aise hi mil jate hai us nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota 168. duaon ki bheed mein ek dua hamari jisme mangi hamne har khushi tumhari jab bhi musjurae aap dil se samjho dua kubul hui hamari �!!!!!! 169. aansu tere nikle tho aankhen mere ho dil tere dhadke to dhadkan meri ho

khuda kari di dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki naukari tu kare aur salari meri ho 170. dost dost nahin khuda hota hai mahsus tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai bin dost ke jeena saza hota hai aur dost hum jaisa hoto jeene ka maaza hota hai 171.yaad teri naa aaye aisa hone naa dunga dost tere jaisa khone na dunga sharafat se message bhejte rehna warna kaan ke neeche do baja dunga !!!!!! 172. mahek mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti mohabbat se zindagi kam nahi hoti saath zindagi mein dosti ka agar ho to zindagi JANNAT se kam nahi hoti 173. aaj dil bekarar sa kyun hai tera ghum hai toh bahaar sa kyun hai koi umeed nahi koi vade nahi phir bhi tera intezar sa kyon hai 174. badal gaya barsaat na aayi dil chadka aawaz na ayi pura din guzar gaya dost kya ek baar bhi meri yaad na aayi 175. arz kiya hai: dakth pe chilman-e-husn ka yun furkat se sharmana agar pehli line samajh mein aaye toh humein bhi samjhana 176. yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai mein dil dooba hai gamo ki gahrai mein hamein mat dhundo duniya ki bhid mein hum milenge tumhe tumhari dil mein 177. bole wo dosti , chup rahe wo pyar milaye wo dosti, juda karaye wo pyar hasaye wo dosti, rulaye wo pyar phir bhi dosti chodkar kyun karte hai pyar 178. main mar jaun to mera jism jala dena lekin usme se pehle mera dil nikaal lena mujhe parvaah nahi hai dil ke jal jaane ki mujhe tp parvaah hai usme rehne waale ki

179. har kali tujhse khushbu udhar mange aftab tujhse noor udhar mange rab kare tu dosti aise nibhaye ki log mujhse teri dosti udhar mange 180. college mein school ki yaad aayi jawani mein bachpan ki yaad aayi kaanto ko chua to phoolon ki yaad aayi raat mein bhoot ko dekha to teri yaad aayi 181. jo asani se mile wo hai ghum jo mushkil se mile wo hai RUM jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai DUM jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai HUM 182. muskurakar mila karo humse kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse baat karne se hee baat badti hai janaab roz baat kiya karo humse 183. chand pe kaali ghata chaati tho hogi sitaron ko muskurahat ati tho hogi tum lakh chupao duniya se magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati ho hogi 184. tum milo na milo milne ka gham nahi tum paas se guzar jao wo milne se kam nahi mana kadar nahi tumhe hamari magar pucho unse jinke mukaddar mein hum nahi 185. baadalon se salaam leta hun waqt ko haath mein thaam leta hun maut bhi ruk jaati hai pal bhar ke liye jab main hotho se tera naam letha hun 186. yun dur rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte apne chahnewale ko sataya nahi karte jiss har waqt hota hai khayal aapka use mulaqat ke liye tadpaya nahi karte 187. bheeg jathi hain palkein kabhi tanhai mein darte hain yeh koi jaan naa le aur bhi darte hain ki aise me achanak meri ankhon se koi tumhe pehchaan naa le

188. dilse dil laga ke to dekho meri yaadon mein aansu baha ke to dekho sms to kya mobile bhi dunga dost sirf ekbar mere mobile ka bill chukake to dekho 189. mana ki kabhi dil ki baat na bataoge par ankhomein jo hai who kaise chupaoge wada raha ye hamara aapse jab bhi phone uthaoge hamara hee sms paoge 190. baagon mein phool khilte rahenge raat ko deep jalte rahenge dua hai yahi hamari khuda se aap khush hamesha raha karenge 191. mere dil ki hai ek condition usme nahi kisi ko permission sirf tujhe hai dost ission wo bhi bina donation just maintain ye relation 192. hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte aap bhale hume bhula ke so jao hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte 193. din ko chain nahin, raat ko aaram nahi jee naa lage kahin, ae khuda kya yehi pyar hai arre poppat ye pyar nahi summer ki garmi hai ja jake NAHA LEEE !!!!!!!!! 194. jaroori nahi ki dosto me baat hoti rahe jaroori nahi ki dosto mein mulaquat hoti rahe zaroori hai ki dost jahan bhi rahe doston ki hamesha yaad rahe 195. UPARWALE se pani manga tho sagar diya phool manga tho bageecha diya ghar manga tho mahal diya paisa manga tho aap ka number diya kab aau lene ????? 196. kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aajaye zindagi ki akhiri shaam aajaye hum tho dhundte hain waqt aisa kab hamari zindagi aapke kaam aajaye !!!!!!

197. nighaein aapki pehchan hai hamari musjkurahat aapki shaan hai hamari rakhana hifazat tum apni kyunki saanse aapki jaan hai hamari 198. ek baar mombati ka dhaga bola �main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai� . mom boli �JISKO DIL MEIN JAGAH DI HO JAB WO BICHADTE HAIN TO AANSU NIKALTE HAIN � . 199. koi patthar se na mare mere deewane ko koi patthar se na mare mere deewane ko NUCLEAR POWER ka zamaana hai BOMB se uda do sale ko 200. AIRTEL : aaj mere paas ad karne ke liye sachin hai, shahrukh hai , A.R. Rehmaan hai �.. tumhare paas kya hai. HUTCH : mere paas KUTTA hai 201. tum hamesha muskurate raho muskurate raho muskurate raho muskurate raho muskurate raho mera kya jayega log tumhe hee pagal samjhenge. 202. jale hue ko aag kehte hain, bujhe hue ko khak kehte hain jo tumhare paas nahin use dimag kehte hain 203. dimag jiska ICE jivan uska NICE dil jiska PURE safalta mile SURE nazar jiski CLEAR wo bane sabka DEAR aisa kaun aur kahaan hai aare poppat yaha waha kya dekta hai MAIN HOON NAA !!!!!!!!! 204. kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna hamari yadon ki khushbu zarur aayegi aap bas apna mobile switch on rakhna 205. zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti amanat mein kabhi quyamat nahi hoti dil ko sambhal ke rakhna dost kyonki ishq ki jail me kabhi jamanat nahin hoti 206. phool kanto ke beech khilte hain hiiire pattharro ke beech milte hain

ghum ke baad khushi milti hai aur hum jaisa dost kismat walon ko milte hai 207. jab kutte ki maut aati hai jab kutte ki maut aati hai jab kutte ki maut aati hai tab kutta mar jata hai 208. aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki mail mauka dekh kar tumhe ek k..ki�.kis�.kiss�..kissa sunau ramayan ka 209. tumhari ghazlein hum chand pe likhna chahte hain par kya karein yeh khayal sirf amovasya ko aata hai 210. abeo papal ke ped ke suke hue patte me chupe hue bhoot ke panje ke last ungli ke kate hue nakhun se behthe hue khoon ke beemar bacteria good morning !!!!!!!! 211. zindagi tujh bin ulfat si lagti hai ek pal hki judaai muddat si lagti hai pehle nahin aab sochte hain hum har lamha teri zaroorat si lagti hai 212. apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbuj ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms naa kare wo � MAHA KANJUS !!!!!! 213. yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai mein dil duba hai gum ki gahrai mein gumein mat dhundho duniya ki bheed mein hum milenge tumhari parchai mein 214. hum ishq ki samandar mein dooba nahin karte gum ke pyale ko piya nahin karte wo to humein aap jaisa pyaara dost mila warna hum kisiko sms kiya nahin karte 215. propose karne ka naya style !!!!!! CHAND KO TOD DUNGA, SURAJ KO FOD DUNGA TU EK BAAR HAAN KARDE BUS��PEHLI WALI KO CHOD DUNGA 216. aasman ko neend aaye toh sulay kahan

dharti komaut aye to dafnau kahan sagar mein lehar aye to chupau kahan jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan 217. jab tum haste ho tho lagta hai ki insaan pehle Bandar tha dekho gussa mat hona, kyunki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai 218. dil tod diya mera ab chita bhi jala dena kafan na mile tho dupatta udha dena koi pooche rog kya tha tho nazar jhuka kar mohabbat bata dena 219. na chahat hai sitaron ki, na tamanna hai nazaron ki jab tum jaisa ek dost mil jaye to kya zaroorat hai hazaaron ki 220. bhul se bhi kisiko na rulana zindagi mein sabkeo hasana dushman ko bhi gale lagana phir bhi koi gum ho to is number pe phone lagana 221. devdas ki babuji ne kaha ghar chod do maa ne kaha paro ko chod do, paro ne kaha sharab chod do lekin aap ko kisne kaha ki sms karna chod do��� ? 222. har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai jise dekho wohi paraya hai gir pade hai mohabbat ke dard se aur log kehte hai pee kar aaya hai 223. tumhare liye chaand tare tod doon Honda city, Mercedes chod doon , maa baap chod doon Ae dost itna kafi hai ya do chaar jhooth aur bol doon. 224. tu yaad kar ya na kar tere na yaad karne ka koi gum nahi tere na yaad karne ki ada tere yaad karne se kum nahi 225. har phool khushbudar nahi hota har patthar chamakdaar nahi hota dosti dekh ke karna yaar har dost hum jaisa dildaar nahi hota 226. dil ko dhadkana aapne sikhaya

aankhon se rulana aapne sikhaya kaise hum kare aap se bewafai aap se pyaar karna bhi aapne sikhaya 227. tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhi teri kami ka hai kahin ehsaas bhi dost laakhon hain jahan mein mere par tu pyaara hai aur khaas bhi 228. patient : doctor, yeh phoolon ka haar kiske liye hai ? doctor : yeh mera pehla operation hai, agar safal hua to mere liya, warna aap ke liye 229. ek hi duniya mein rehte hain phir bhi mil nahi pate hain aap se acche to aapke khwaab hain aankh band karte hii chale aate hain 230. dil jise bhoolna chahta hai kyun har baat pe wo yaad aata hai lamha lamha tadap jaate hain hum jab bhi lab pe tera naam aata hai 231. ek ladki thi deewani si, mobile leke ghumti thi nazre jhukake, sharmake, mobile mein kuch karti thi, jab bhi milti thi mujhse poocha karti thi, yeh chaalu kaise hota hai 232. suraj se kaho purab se nikalna chod de taaron se kaho timtimana chod de hum aapko bhool naa payenge apni yaadon se kaho hame sataana chod de 233. kabhi yun hi aa meri aankhon mein ki meri nazar ko bhi khabar naa ho tujhe bhulne ki agar dua karun to bhi meri dua mein asar naa hoo ���. 234. dil ki hasrat zuba par aane lagi tumne dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi yeh ishq ki imtehan thi ya meri deewangi har surat mein teri surat nazar aane lagi 235. ghum ne hasne naa diya , zamane ne rone naa diya isi uljhan ne chain se jeene na diya thak kar jab sitaro se panaah lee aur neend aaye tho uski yaad ne sone na diya

236. gume ishq rehgaya hai gume justju mein dhalkar aap meri nazar se chup gaye hain meri zindagi badal kar 237. saleekha ho agar bheegi hui aankho ko padne ka to behte aansu bhi aksar baat karte hain 238. kya aap ke sir pe SEENGH hai ? NO ! JUST CHECK IT CHECKED ? YES ! NAHI HAIN ? NAHI ! ARE YOU SURE ? YES ! koi baat nahi GADHE ke bhi nahi hote . 239. yaad karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte virane mein phool kabhi khila nahin karte magar itna yaad rakhna, hum jaise baar baar mila nahin karte 240. kisiki chahat pe jinda rehne wale hum na the kisipe mar mitne wale hum na the aadat si pad gayi tumhe yaad karne ki warna ke yaad karne wale hum na the 241. tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhi teri kami ka hai kahi ehsaas bhi dost lakhon hain jahan mein mere par hai pyaare bhi hai aur khaas bhi 242. chand lamho ki zindagi hai nafraton se jiya nahi karte dushmano ki kya shikayat kare jab dost hi mila nahi karte 243. agar tumhare ghar ke koi ladki ho vo khoobsoorat ho, vo tumhe pasand karti ho tumhe ishare karke bulati ho, tum mat jaana kyun ki uske liye MAIN HOON NAA ! 244. andheri sadak sunsaan kabristaan sooni haveli kala aasman raat hogai soja shaitaan 245. yaad karte hai tujhe tanhai mein basaya hai tujhe dil ki gahrai mein mat dhoondh mujhe duniya ke bheed mein hum milenge tumhe apni hi parchai mein

246. mera mehboob aisa hai use dekh ke chand bhi sharmaaye uski ek jhalak pane ke liya, khuda bhi zami pe aajaye 247. dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahi hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi zakhm chahe kitne bhi gahre kyun na ho hum aap ke siva kisi ko kuch batate nahi 248. zindagi mohtaaj nahi manzilo ki waqt har kisiko manzil dikha deta hai marta hai koi kisi se juda hoke waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta hai 249. toofaani raat thi, tare chamak rahi the kutte bhonk rahe the, main andheri raat mein sunsaan sadak se ja raha tha, achanak haweli ka darwaaza khula maine dekha ek aurat safed saaree pehne hue lambe lambe baal bade bade naakhun maine uska peecha kiya wo mere aage aage main uske peeche peeche achanak haveli ka doosara darwaaza khula wo aage main peech phir ek damse jab wo seedi chad rahi thi maine uski saari pakdi aur poocha is safedi ka raaz ? usne kaha tide ki safedi ! 250. apun dono ki dost ekdam jhakkas hona mangta hai jhakkas bole tho aupn hira tu moti apun sabji tu roti apun paani tu tanki apun tarzaan tu monkey 251. ek hasi jo hasaa de, ek aasu jo rula de ek aarzu jo jaga de, ek chahat jo samajh le har aahat jo jaan le usi rishte ka naam hai pyaar 252. nanhe se dil mein armaan koi rakhna duniya ki bhid mein pahchan koi rakhna ache nahi lagte jab rehte ho udas in hoto pe sada muskaan vahi rakhna 253. ek din hamaare aansu hum se poochte hai ki hume roz roz kyu bulaate ho ? humne kaha hum yaad unhe karte hai, tum chale aate ho. 254. fizaaon mein khushboo bikherna hoga doobey hue sitaaron ko ubhaarna hoga

maine tera naam le awaaz di hai unko duniya ko bhi aaj therna hoga 255. Har phool khushbudaar nahi hota Har patthar chamakdar nahi hota Dosti dekh ke karo Har dost hum jaisa dildaar nahi hota 256. Dil ko dhadkana aap ne sikhaya Ankhon se rulana aapne sikhaya Kaise hum kare aap se bewaafai Aap se pyaar karna aap ne sikhaya 257. tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhi teri kami ka hai kahi ehsaas bhi dost lakhon hain jahan mein mere pare tu pyaar bhi aur khaas bhi 258. Tumhare liya chaand tare tod du Honda city Mercedes chod du Mummy papa chod du.. Ae dost itne kafi hai ya Do char jhooth aur bol du�. Kyun hasi agai 259. tu yaad kar ya na kar tere na yaad karne ka koi gum nahi tere na yaad karne ki ada tere yaad karne se kum nahi 260. lal gulabi rang hai, jhoom raha sawan suraj ki kirne, khushiyon ki bahar chand ki chandni,apnon ka pyaar mubarak ho aapko diwali ka tyohar 261. ek dost ka dost se waads haim marte dum tak nibhayenge maut aye tho tumse pehle hum jayenge tum ko na bhool payenge tumhe bhi saath le jayenge 262. sajte dil mein tarane bahut hain zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hain aap sada muskurate rehein, aapke muskurahat ke deewaane bhoot hain

263. shaarab ek bimari hai

jo samajh ko barbaad kar rahi hai aao milke kasam khaye ki is bimari ko kahatam kar denge. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karein CHEERS 264. fiza mein mehakta shaam ho tum pyar mein chalakte jaam ho tum tumhe dil mein chupaye phirte nahin hai dost meri zindagi ka doosra naam ho tum 265. duriyan bahut hain par itna samajh lo paas rah kar bhi koi rishta khaas nahi hota tum dil ke itne paas ho ki duriyon ka ehsaas nahi hota 266. woh ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya dur itne ho gaye ki bhulaya na gay dil tho dil tha samundar ka sahil nahin likh diya naam tho phir mitaaya nahi gaya 267. aapko aashirwaad mile bado se, sahyog mile choto se khushi mile jagse pyaar mile sabse daulat mile rabse yehi dua hai dilse 268. jab tumhe dekhun to my dil starts flying tumse baat karne ko I keep trying jab tu door jaye I feel like crying arey itna tension matle I was lying 269. gul ne gulshan se fulfam bheja hai sitaro ne aasman se salam bheja hai mubaarak ho aapko ye RAMZAN maine tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai 270. kabhi ghamon si tumhari mulaaqat naho udaas baithi ho aisi ko baat naho shikayat ho tho hamein maaf kardena fursat se baithe ho tho humein yaad kar lena 271. chaand par kali ghata chhati tho hogi sitaron ko muskurahat aati tho hogi tum laakh chupao dunia se magar akele mein tumhe bhi apni shakal pe chasi aathi tho hogi

272. tum ho sabki aankhon ka noor ho apni adaon ke liye mashoor tum ho is zamane mein sabse alag sabse juda kyunki tune insaan ke roop mein ho LANGOOR 273. khidki khuli, zulfen udi, socha husne yaar ka deedar tha, par zulfen hati tho kismat footi, KYUNKI WHO THO NAHAYA HUA SARDAR THA 274. khushi se dil ko aabad karna���aur gham ko dil se aazad karna, hamari bas itni guzarish hai, ki hame bhi duaon mein yaad karna 275. yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye aap nahi to aapki tasveer chahiye par tasveer aapki hamara dil behlanaa sakegi yeh aap ki tarah muskuranaa sakegi 276. twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uthja yaar up above the world so high sun has risen in the sky utke jaldi peele chai then you call and tell me hi 277. aahat si koi aaya tho lagta hai ki tum ho saya koi lehraya tho lagta hai ki tum ho tum hi batao meri jaan, tum kisi bhoot se kam ho 278. sabkuch leneka light, exam me likhne ka all rite rite charo taraf chaand light, bole to ho gai hai night band karke tube light, sone ka full tight, bole to GOOD NIGHT. 279. Bahoot tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyan banane ki, Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki. Usi ka karz hai jo aaj hain aankhon mein aansoo, Saza mili hai hume muskurane ki ! 280. HUMNE SOCHA KI TUMHARE CHAHNE WALE SIRF HUM HAI, LEKIN TUMHARE CHAHNE WAALON KA KAFILA NIKLA. JAB HUMNE SHIKAYAT KI KHUDA SE, TO WOH KHUDA BHI TUMHARA NIKLA

281. Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai, Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai,

Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai, mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai. 282. Mohabbat ke naam se darte thhey Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi Hum anjaani raahon pe chal rahe thhey Achaanak hi manzil dikha gaya koi

283. Takhdir.. As a Bachelor Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti 284. As a Lover Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon, mumtaz mil gayi hai magar woh shaadi nahi karti Aur Shadi kay baad, As a Married person Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon, mumtaz nahi marti 285. Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai 286. Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera 287. Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola Tu kitne din se sar nahin dhoya 288. Maana Ke Aapke Nazaron Main Kuch Nahin Hain Hum Magar Unse Jakar Puchiye Jin-hain Hasil Nahi Hain Hum 289. Pagal Deewana... humein na maloom tha ki aise bhi jamane aayenge, log karenge humara katal aur hum katil kehlanyenge 290. Janaaza "girl"

tum ne kaha tha miloge har kidki har darwaaze ke peeche, har ik mere andaaz ke andaaze ke peeche bewaffa itne nikle aye bhi na mere janaaze ke peeche. "boy" tumne kaha tha milogi har khidki har darwaaze ke peeche, har ik mere andaaz ke andaaze ke peeche bewaffa main nahin tum nikli mud ke bhi na dekha, ik aur janaaza tha tumhare janaaze ke peeche....... 291. Dard Ka Farq dard main woh bhi hain, dard mein hum bhi. woh aasu pe rahen hain, hum aasu jokh rahen hain. farq sirf itna hain ki, woh zamane ko dikha rahen hain, aur hum khuda se bhi chhupa rahein hain 292. jiski yaad bhulane ko ciggarette jalayi thi, kambakht dhuwe ne usiki tasbeer banadali 293. Jab Tota Hua Dirty, To Tote Se Boli Maina, Don't Worry. Surf Excel Hai Na! 294. Bahaar aane se pehle he fiza chaa gayi Aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi 295. Door se dekha to zulfon ki gahta chaye the Paas jaa ke dekha to sardar ji nahaye khade the 296. yun to chahne wale tumhe nahi milenge mil jayega hum jaise bhi magar hum nahin milenge 297. ulfat mein kabhi aisa bhi hota hai ankhen hasti hai magar dil rota hai mante hai jise manjil apni hum safar uska koi aur hota hai 298. aap ki gali se gujare hum kya ajeeb itefat tha flower to feka aapne magar pot bhi saath tha

299. hum dua karte hai khuda se, ki who aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, ek hi CARTOON jaisi cheez hai hamare paas, kahin who bhi common na ho jaye 300. hum ne khuda se dua mangi, dua mein maut mangi khuda ne kaha use kya jawaab dun, jisne tumhari lambi umar ki dua mangi 301. nasha hum karte hain, iljam sharaab ko diya jaata hai lekin isme kusoor sharaab ka nahi unka hai jinka chehra har jaam mein nazar aata hai 302. maine tumhe chaha magar tumne chaha kisi aur ko khuda kare tu jise chahe wo chahe kisi aur ko 303. khuda ne jis waqt tumhe banaya hoga ek junoon sa uspe chaya hoga, pehle socha hoga khud rakh loo fir chinky ka khayal aaya hoga 304. zaaleem hai khoon, bewafa hai sansay dukh bhara hai dil, jhooti hai aankhein zindagi lagti hai maut se bhi battar kya yehi pyaar hai??? 305. kabhi kabhi mere dil mein kahayal aata hai kabhi kabhi mere dil mein kahayal aata hai ki kyun mere dil mein kahayal aata hai 306. dost karo college wali se pyaar karo office wali se program karo pados wali se aankhein ladao Sali se love karo dil wali se aur maar khao ghar wali se 307. mashooka:lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekh to� mashook:darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai�kyon na use wahin rahne diya jaye�.main doobonga to sahara dega���� 308. Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaaye baithe the 309.uski julfon ko dekh kar aarman mere bhadka tha uski julfon ko dekh kar aarman mere bhadka tha julfen hata kar dekha, who ladki nahi ladka tha

310. khidki khuli, zulfen bikhri dil ne kaha, dildaar nikla par hai re meri phuti kismat nahaya hua sardar nikla 311. bakri chadi pahad par, paani peene ko bakri chadi pahad par, paani peene ko paani mila nahin, bakari neeche utar aayi 312.maine tumhe chaha channel badal badal kar tumne mujhe maara sandal badal badal kar 313. Santa: Marte ai ko kya dena chahiye? Banta: Birla cement Santa: Kyun? Banta: Kyun ki is cement mein jaan hai 314. Koi itna chahe tumhe tho batana, koi tumhara naaz uthaye tho batana dosti kar to lega har koi, hamaari tarah nibhaye to batana 315. Agar duniya mein kuch karke dekhanai hai tho suno haathi ke upar ulta khada hokar photo khichvao ab photo ko ultai karke duniya ko dikhao 316. Chiragon se andhere door ho jate to chaand ki chahat kise hoti kat sakti akele yeh zindagi to pyaar naam ki chiz hi kyun hoti 317. Ek sardar exam ke time mirror ke samne baith kar padh raha tho. Bolo kyun?? Kyunki saath mein revision bhi ho jayega!!! BOLO TARA RA RA RA! 318. Tamanna-e-ishq to hum bhi rakhte hai, kisi ke dil mein hum bhi dhadkate hai, na jane hame who kab milenge jinke liye hum roz tadapte hai. 319. Ingredients: 10g hasi, 10g pyar, 20g sukhdukh ka vaada, 5g kasme, thosdisi thakrar, 50g kabhina khatam honewali baatein. Dish ready: Friendz forever. 320. Zindagi minute hamein rahat bhi tumse milte hain, aur chahat bhi tums milte hai, bus ek guzarish hai rooth na jaana kabhi kyunki ye muskurahat bhi tumse milti hai. 321. Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, are aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya. Coma se jaage mariz ko daraake phir se sula diya wah wah 322. Chand lamho ki zindagi hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte��� dushmano se hi guzarish karni padegi��� ab to dost bhi sms kiya nahi karte

323. Ham kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte, dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nai sakte aap bhale hamein bhulake so jao, hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sake 324. Chaand ki roshini mein sara jahan sota hai, kisi ki yaad mein koi badnaseeb rota hai, rab kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, kare tho qayamat tak juda na kare 325. Wafa ka naam nalo yaro, wafa dil ko dubate hain, sach to yeh hai ki wafa ka naam lene se phir ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai 326. Chod diya hamara saath tho koi gam nahi, bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi, aapse mulakat na ho payi to baat nahi, aap ki ek yaad mulakat se kam nahi 327. Sant kabir predicted LOVE STATUS in internet age Kahat kabir suno bhai sadho aisa din bhi ayega, LOVE hoga net par aur baccha fax se ayega� 328. Kuch kehte hai to who kehte bahut bolte ho! Chup rehte hai to who poochte, naaraaz ho? Dil ki baat unhe kaise samjhaon, jab izhar karte to wo kehte hai mazaak karte ho! 329. Kaun si DEVI ka kaun sa PRASAD India mein famous hai�� socho��� tanik dimag lagao��� nahi pata? RABRI DEVI ka LALU PRASAD 330. Tez hawa ka jhoka aya, saath mein teri khushboo laya, tab mere dil mein khayal aya, aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya!!!! 331. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, syahi mat samajha, Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, syahi mat samajha, kisi mariz ka sample liya that mera mat samajhna 332. Sitaro ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, us jahan ke hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap se hasin dost doosra na hoga 333. Boy: would you mind dancing with me? Gal: sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti Boy: oh sorry, mujhe nahin pata that aap pregnant hai 334. Itna pyaar karta hai prem unse�. Kash unhe bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye, magar aisa na ho ke wo hosh mein tab aaye, jab prem gehri neend mein sojaye 335. Are mamu���hawa k jhonke�..ankh ki batti bujha, light ka meter bandkar, aankhon ke pardey jhuka. Chal so ja bole tho� GOOD NIGHT! AND HAKAS DRAMZ 336. Ae khuda apne chand par gurur na kar Ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hain Jab raarif tere chaand ki hoti hai Log misaal mere DOST ki dete hain 337. Ram ne dhanush toda, sita daud ke aayi

Kishan ne bansuri bajayi aur radha bhag ke chali aayi Aur humne sirf citi maari, Sali baap ko le aayi 338. Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka kahaya hai, kyun dosh dete ho kaanto ko, yeh zakhm toh humne phoolon se khaya hai 339. kabhi badli hui taqdeer nazar aathi hai yaadon ki bas ek zanzir nazar aati hai padhe bhi tho kya padhe yaar mobile mein bhi uski tasveer nazar aati hai 340. door hote hue bhi dosti ka rishta nibhate hai aap na jaane kyun dil ko lubhate hain aap yeh kaisa karishma hai aapka jo humko itna yaad aate hain aap 341. dil ki galiyon ko dikhaya nahi jaata mohabbat mein lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jata laakh judaai ho pyar mein phir bhi zindagi ka pehla pyaar bhulaya nahi jata 342. Tum haste raho, naachte raho, muskurate raho, sadaa khilkhilate raho, naachte raho, muskurate raho, sadaa khilkhilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho��mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal kahenge 343. Arz kiya hai��.aapke sms ana bandh hai Wah wah, wah wah, aapke sms ana bandh hai Wah wah, wah wah, khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? 344. Musibat ka SYRUP ho tum, tension ka CAPSULE ho tum, afat ka INJECTION ho tum, par kya karein jhelna padta hai, kyunki DOSTI KA OXYGEN ho tum 345. Life brings KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM, when it ends NA TUM JAANO NA HUM. So lets do MASTI together who knows KAL HO NA HO, but whenever you need a true friend MAIN HOO NAA 346. Kisike vaade pe zindagi tabah kar baithe Diwangi mein yeh kaisa gunah kar baithe Ek chaand ki aarzoo ke liye Hum apni zindagi ko amaavas kar baithe 347. Kuch bikhre sapne hai, kuch tute yaadein hai, Ek chota sa aasma aur ummidon ki zameen hai Yun to bahut kuch hai zindagi mein,

Bas jise chahte hain uski kami hai 348. Saawan aate hee murjhaye phool bhi khil jaatein hain, sms sastey kya huve AAP jaise chindi chor bhi SHAAYAR ban jaate hain 349. Ek barsaat ki raat, ek bhigi ladki, bhiga badan, bhigi zulfen, bhige honth, hum dono ki nazarein mili, use dekhke aisa laga ki �� kal use 100% khasi hogi 350. Wajood nahi who hasti kiis kaam ki Maza na aaye who masti kis kaam ki Jahan dil na lage who basti kiis kaam ki Aur aapka kaha hum na mane to DOSTI kis kaam ki 351. A man to sardar: oye sardarji, meri beti ab JAWAN ho gayi hai�� sardar replies: oye, to border pe bhej de! 352. Aapke hath me mobile hai�.chehre pe khoob cee smile hai Sms ki achichi khasi file hai� phir bhi sms nahi karte ye kaun sa stupid style hai 353. Hum hum hai tum tum ho, na tum kam ho na hum kam hai Kis baat ka gam hai, isi tarah sms bhejte raho, Tabhi to lagega ki mobile wale me dum hai!!! 354. Chandi ka ghoda sone ke lagam, message padhnewalon ko mera salam Pepsi pinewalon kabhi coke bhi piya karo, message padhnewalo kabhi kabhi 1 � 2 message bhi kiya karo 355. Sardar ki maut par sab sardar naach rahe the. Ek ne poocha ye sab kyun naach rahein hain? Who bole �Are ye pehla sardar hai jo BRAIN TUMOR se mara hai�!!1 356. Jaise lohe ko loha kaat ta hai, sone ko sona kat ta hai Zeher ko zeher kat ta hai, here ko hera kat ta hai Waise hii ek din tumhe kutta katega 357. Nadiyo se kinare choot jate hain, aasma se tare toot jate hain Askar zindagi ke safar mein aisa hota hai, jinse zyada pyaar karo Wo hee hamse rooth jaate hain 358. Aaj yaar, kal pyar, parso ikraar, phir deedar, phir intezaar, phir inkaar, phir daraar, aur saari mehnat bekaar and one more devdas at beer bar. 359. School mein master ne chote sardar se poocha � jinhe koi kaam nahi unhe kya kehte hain? Chota sardar bahut soch ke bola � kami-na!!!! 360. Barsaat aye aur zamin gili na ho, dhup aye aur sarson pili na ho, ae dost tone ye kaise soch liya ke SUBAH ho aur hamara SMS na ho. GOOD MORNING.

361. Open with love����..main tumse kuch kehna chahata huu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyaare se teen akshar.MERA BHARAT MAHAN. Jai hind 362. Dil ki kitab ka panna chura le gaya koi Neend ankhon se udaa le gaya koi Peene ki aadat nahi thi hume Jaam nigaho se pila gaya koi 363. Kisi mod pe akela na chodna, armaano se bhara dil kabhi na todna, Duniya begani banaati hai to kya gam hai, tamanna yehi hai ki aap humse muh kabhi na modna 364. Nazro se nazre churaoge kab tak, dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak, mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada, message ko mere mitaoge kab tak? 365. Zindagi tere bin ulfat si lagti hai ek pal ki judaai muddat si lagti hai pehle nahin ab sochte hai hum har lamha teri zaroorat si lagti hai 366. Har raat ko chaand ka shingar nahi milta, har bagh ko phool ka dular nahi milta. Ae dost humne bhi duniya dekhi hai, har insaan ko tumhare jaisa yaar nahi milta 367. kya kahu tujhe, khwaab kahu tho tut jayega dil kahu to bikhar jayega, ab tera naam zindagi rakh du, maut se pehle to tera saath na choot payega 368. main student no 786 LOYOLA ACADEMY college ki salakhon se bahar dekhta hun, din, hafto, mahino, saal mein badalte dekhta hun. Is canteen se kisi saste dhabe ki khusbu aati hai yeh building mujhe central jail ki yaad dilaati hai, ye teacher jo ki shakl se hi kasaai lagti hai, ye two year ki inter torture hai. 369. Train ki patri pe mat haga karo! Train aaegi gaand kat jaegi. Aaj hath se gaand dhote ho, kal gaand se hath dho baithoge � issued in favor of public safety 370. Mohabbat mein dard itna milega, pyar itna hi badhega, agar mohabbat sachi hogi toh, zamana ky who khuda bhi jhukega 371. Humari to dua hai koi gila nahin, who gulab jo aaj tak khila nahi, zindagi mien tumko wo sab kuch mile, ho duniya mein aaj tak kisiko mila nahi 372. Wo bhi kya din the, jab tumhe deewano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the! Par hai na tumhari phuti kismat ki us waqt tum do saal ke hua karte the!!! 373. Hi watsup!! Karan johar is producing a new film and is searching for new talent. I have suggested your name please go and meet him. Movie name SHAKAL HO NA HO 374. Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,

Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote. 375. Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi... Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim... Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi... 376. Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. 377. Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad" 378. Ladka bola: kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. 379. Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. 380. Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai. 381. Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein. 382. Tum pucho aur hum na bataye aise to halat nahi, Bas jara sa dil tuta hai aur koi bat nahi.

383. Mai akela hi chala tha jani bemanzil ki taraf, Log aate gaye aur karwa banta gaya. 384. Kya hamari daur ke kuch pine wale uth gaye, Aaj khali kyo lag rahe hai paimane kai. 385. Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture challe..... 386. Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...... Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi.... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi. 387. bewajah kisisko sataya nahi karte, has se jada kissi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinke sanse chalet ho aapke lafzo se, unhe apni awaaz ke liye rulaya nahi karte 388. pyar mein kabhi petrol nahi hota, pyar ke safar me kabhi puncture nahi hota, pyar to who gaadi hai mere yaar jisme teesra enger nahi hota 389. kitchen mein kadai aur cooker baatein kar rahe hai cooker: aye kadai tu kitni kaali hai kadai: sale phir bhi tu roz siti maarta hai 390. UMEED ki shama DIL me mat jalana, is jahan se alag DUNIYA mat basana, aaj bas mood mein SMS kar diya par roz intezaar mein PALKEN mat bichana 391. Mana ye ishq itna aasaan hai, ek meethe jaheer ka jaam hota hai, bus do pal ki kushi pane ke liye, har aashi isme badnaam hota hai 392. Hasi ke raste pehchana karo, khushi ke mehek liya kar Pyaar se dil ko chua karo, aur jaha gum nazar aye Is naacheez ko yaad kiya karo 393. Wo aate to hai par tann se nahi Wo chahte to hai par mann se nahi Kaun kehta hai ki wo pyaar nahin karte Wo karte to hai par hum se to nahin 394. Aashiq marte nahi zinda dafnaye jaate hain Kabar khod ke dekho apne mehbooba ke intezaar mein paaye jaate hain Hindu kehta hai ise jala do, musalmaan kehta hai ise dafna do, Magar is bedard jamaane mein koi ye nahi kehta isko iski mehbooba se mila do 395. Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega� chand lamho mein exam aajayega Abhi waqt hai do line padh lo, warna paas kya tumhe MUNNA BHAI karwayega?

396. Na khuda dil banata, na kisise pyar hota, na kisiki yaad aati, na kisika, intezaar, dil diya use sambhal ke rakhna, shishe se bana hai, pattar se dur rakhna 397. Din jo guzare the saath saath humne, talash unko nazar baar baar karte hain, Gila nahi jo naseebo ne juda kar diya, teri judai bhi tho humse pyar karte hain 398. Aey item kya kar rela hai� tera bahot memory arela tha, apun ke akkha dil mein tu ich world famous horella hai bole to apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item dost mila� miss to karegaich na�. Bole to apun ke khopadi ka ram nahi udane ka�. Are maamu� tension nahi leneka , apun ke saare item chokre logon ko bindaas sms karne ka 399. Nanhe se dil mein armaan koi rakhna, duniya ki bheed mein pehchan koi rakhna Ache nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas, in hotho pe sada muskaan vahi rakhna 400. zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, amanat mein kabhi kayamat nahi hoti dil ko sambhal ke rakhna ishq ke jail me jamanat nahi hoti 401. dil mein basa hai pyar tera, aankho mein hasi hai tasveer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, hum dekhte hain TOM AND JERRY 402. Reliance mobile ke handset ke peeche 3G CDMA likha hota hai, pata hai kyun? 3G CDMA- teen gujarati chutiye, Dhirubhai, mukesh, anil 403. main apni ishq ki bowling se tere dil ka wicket giraya, meri kismat kaise thi dekho tere dad ne umpire banke no ball ka ishara dikahaya !!! 404. bhool se bhi kisiko na rulana, zindagi mein sabko hasana, dushmano ko bhi gale lagana, phir bhi koi gam ho to is number pe phone lagana 405. koi umeed par nahi aati, koi zaroorat nazar nahi aati, maut ka ek din muayyin, neend raat bhar mujhe kyun nahi aati 406. tussi bade great ho, rasgulle ki plate ho, pepsi ka crate ho, ande ko omlate ho, e-mail karne me late ho, jalebi ki tarah straight ho, khair jo bhi ho mere favorite ho. 407. Meherbaan ho ke bulaalo mujhe jis waqt chahe, main bita hua samay thode na hoon ki wapis aa bhi na sakun 408. Vajpayee ki kavita: mujhe muljate sapno ki shehzadi, agar musharaf ki beti se hoti meri shaadi, hota Kashmir samasya ka samadhaan milta dahej mein pakistaan milta 409. Badal garja barsaat na aayi� dil dhadka awaz na aayi pura din guzar dost, kya ek baar bhi meri yaad na aayi 410. Dil kya chahte hai, dil to bas yahi chahta hai, ki saat janmo tak teri meri yaari rahe and jab tak teri meri yari rahe, apne sms ki barish rahe

411. Bhai ko sms ka hafta kum mil raela hai, apun janta he tere pas khazana padela hai, jyada nahi to 5-10 sms ka hafta bhej. Shanpatti nahi kya? Bole to abhi bhej!! 412. Hasaati hai dosti rulata hai pyar, milate hai dosti juda karta hai pyar, banate hai dosti mitata hai pyar. Fir bhi log dosti chodke kyun karte hai pyar? 413. Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi, apko shayad dosti ki kadar nahi, ham to apko yaad karte hai jaan ko jalaakar, shayad apko hamari jaan ki bhi koi fikar nahi..l 414. Seene mein dil hai, dil mein dard hai, dard mein dhadkan hai, dhadkan mein tu hai, tujh mein ada hai, ada mein haya hai, haya mein nazakat hai, nazakat mein shokiyaan, hai shokiyon mein shararat hai, shararat mein gussa hai, gusse mein banavat hai, banavat mein apnaiyat hai, apniyat mein chahat hai, chahat mein quloos hai, quloos mein pyar hai, pyar mein dua hai, dua mein khuda hai, 415. Chehra bhul jaoge tho shikayat nahi karenge, naam bhul jaoge to gila nahi karenge, ae mere dost dosti ki kasam, dosti bhul jaoge to maaf nahi karenge 416. Aap ke khayalon se fursat nahi milti, hame ek pal ki raahat nahi milti, mil tho jaatha hai, sabkuch, bas apki ek jhalak nahi milti 417. One woman to another �aapki sabsi badi taaka kya hai?� she replies �mera pati� aur sabse badi kamzori? She replied �tera pati� 418. A item chal uth suraj ugela hai, chand dubela hai, murga chilla rela hai, mast flower khilela hai, jhakas mahol banela hai, bole to kasam se rapchick � GOOD MORINIG 419. Bhagvan ke bina mandir adhura hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhura hai, patni ke bina ghar adhura hai usi tarha tumhare bina �CIRCUS adhura hai 420. Aaj India ko aazaad hoke 57 years huye, phir bhi no progress�why?? Kyunki aaj bhi indi ki bholi gawar janta kaam dhaam chod kar mera sms padh rahi hai!!! 421. Aasman ki uchai se jyada chaha hai tujko, samender ki gehrai se, jyada jana hai tujhko, ab kya jamegi khuda se apni, jo khuda ki khudai se jyada mana hi tujhko 422. Pyar mein lut jao agar, to husn ko kabhi dosh na dena, pyar karne ka shaukh ho agar, to yaar hamesha HOSH mein rehna!!! 423. Dar dar bhatkte firte hai arman ki tarah, har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarah; in DOSTON se CALL ki aas kya rakhni, yeh to SMS bhi bhejte hai ehsaan ki tarah 424. Jinki aankhen aansu se num nahi, aap kya samajhte ho unhe koi gumnahi? Aap tadap kar ro diye to kya gum chupa ke bhi yahan hansne wale kum nahi

425. Aap ki mehfil ka mausam suhana lage, ek pal churalun agar bura na lage, aap hamein milkar bhool jaoge par aap ko bhulane mein shayad hamein zamaana lage 426. O burai ke rasgulle, paap ki burfi, bewafai ke laddu, matlabi chuski, dokebazi ki jalebi, bashi ke pede, jhut ke qalakand, you are cho chweet 427. Maine tujhe chaha, pyar kiya angle badal badal kar, tune mujhe maara sandle badal badal kar. 428. Ek din mar jayega kutte ki maut, marne se pehle ghar gira gaya gaddhe khod khod 429. Tapan sooraj se hoti hai, tadapna dharti ko padta hai, mohabbat aankhon se hoti tadapna dil ko padta hai 430. Umeedon ke sahare jiye ja rahe hain, tera naam lab pe liye jarahe hain, ek tum ho ke milne ka naam nahin lete ek hum hai intezaar kiye ja rahe hain 431. I have blood cancer(I am a disco dancer), zindagi bhar paan khana, muthhi bhar gutka chabaana, to roao (cry), chilao, aur gao yeh gaana, I have blood cancer 432. Don se dosti JAAN KA KHATRA, sardar se dosti DIMAG KA KAHTRA, ladki se dosti DIL KA KHATRA, daru se dosti LIVER SE KHATRA, apun se dosti SMS KA KHATRA 433. Purani haveli ki phiri hui diwar pe tange hue badsurat hote ke peeche chupi hui gande chipkali ki tute hue poonch me baithe badbudaar bacteria ki kasam � I miss you 434. Kaash yadon ko matlab who samjhte, kash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte, nazar milti hai hazaro se, kash meri nazaron ka matlab who samajhte 435. Gita mein likha hai (leave as much space as possible and then write) are baba yahan nahi, gita mein likha hai 436. Agar India gate ka nazara na hota, chandni chowk ka phuwara na hota, ladkio ko fashion ne mara na hota, to aaj India ka ladka awaara na hota 437. Asmaan mein ud rahe the galib Asmaan me maze is ud rahe the galib Asmaan me uchal uchal ke ud rahe they galib Ruk gayi hava GIR GAYE GALIB 438. Phir wohi din hoga! Phir wohi raat hogi! Lekin ab na jaane fir kab mulakat hogi, par karte rehna sms tum, aise hi to dil se dil ke baat hogi 439. Waqt tera gulaam hoga, har pal pe tera naam hoga, zara mud kar dekhna mere dost� tere har qadam pey mera saath hoga

440. Nazarandaz kaise kare aap ko nazaron mein bithaya hai aapko, yaad ane par roye to kaise, darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko 441. Tum gutter ke suar, nail ke kide, awara kutte, malaria ke machhar, sand ko gobar, makkhi ke thuk se hamesha door rehna meri jaan 442. Raat chupchup hai magar chaand khamosh nahi, kaise kehdu aaj phir hosh nahi, aise dooba teri aankhon ki gehrai mein, hath mein jaam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi 443. Save this message to read it whenever you fail in life. �APNE HAATHO KI LAKEER KYA DEKHTE HO, NASEEB TO UNKE BHI HOTE HAI JINKE NASEEB MEIN HAATH NAHIN HOTE 444. Are o frendwa, tohar smswa ke intezaar ma hum mubilwa hath mein liye subah se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhyaan dai diyo aur ekadh msgwa bhijwa do - tohri mitwa 445. Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein yuhi aap deewana na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap ki mulakat ka hai 446. Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya, to paise se koi kangal ho gaya, to koi pyaar mein pagal ho gaya, main to aapko message bhejte barbad ho gaya 447. Jab bhi tujhe dekhoo, my heart starts flying, tujhse baat karne ko, I keep on trying, tu na dikhe tho I feel like crying, itna tension mat le yaar, I was lying 448. Unhe yeh shikwa humse hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par kambakhat unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yaad kaise kare jinhe hum bhulte hi nahi!!! 449. Train chali, bheed badhi, itne mein break lagi, ek ladki ladke se takraayi, ladki boli ai ho ki jaanwar, ladka bola jaan to tum ho var to hum hai 450. Jinki yaad mein hum, deewane ho gaye, wohi humhi se begane ho gaye, shaayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki, kyunki unki nazar mein ab hum purane ho gaye 451. Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi geharaee mein jaana chod, jab usko hi duri ka ehasaas nahi, humne bhi ehsaas dilana chod diya 452. Beggar: allah ke naam pe ek biwi dede, doosre ki nahi to apne hi dede, allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, tulsi hogi to mandira bhi dega 453. Ek ai sardar se � mere dadaji one crore ki jayedad chod kar chale gaye� Sardar bola: are yaar mere dadaji to sari duniya chod kar chale gaye 454. Sardar: ooo banno car ki speek kyun badhadi? Bivi: oji car ki break fail ho gai hai, accident ho jaye iske pahele ghar pahoch jate hain

455. Nurse gave the newborn baby to the sardar. The sardar screamed, �puttar hua, puttar hua�. But nurse said �abbey gadhe meri ungli chod, ladki hui hai 456. Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai, thode se zakham ko nasoor kar deta hai, kaun chahta hai apno se door hona, par waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai!!!! 457. Jitna hum aapko yaad karte hain, utna hi aap hame yaad karte hain, fark itna hai ki hum aapko sms karte hain, aur aap sms padke yaad karte hain, 458. Sardar goes to buy underwear on choosing one, shop keeper tells it is of Rs.500/Sardar: are bhai daily wear dikhao, party wear nahi chahiye 459. Is chicken ready? Ready boss� mutton? Yes boss. Fish? Yes boss. Bakra? No, it is still reading the message boss 460. Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, har baat bataane ka andaaz hota hai, jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, har kisiko apne pyaar par naaz hota hai 461. Zindagi mein kuch na mila humko to kya gum hai, apka pyar mila humkoye kya kam hai� apke dil mein ek choti si jagah palu to who jagah TAJ MAHAL se kya kam hai 462. Aapke liye ek film mein baat ki hai, chota sa role hai, heroine aapko gufa mein lejakar goli maar degi. Film ka naam hai GUFA MEIN KUTTE KI MAUT 463. Us pyaari si surat ka phir ek baar deedar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intezar de, awaz mat sunana ae zalim, ek miss call to de 464. Shayari by sardar: khidki se dekha to raaste pe kuch nahi tha, khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha 465. Khushi ko dhundne se gam milte hain, yeh gam zindagi mein hardam milte hai, jo dil ke saare dard baant le, aise log zindagi mein kam milte hain 466. Agar chiraagon se hi andhere door ho jaate, to chaan ki chahat kis hoti, agar kat sakti biwi se saath yeh zindagi, to mehbooba naam ki chiz kyun hoti 467. Arz kiya hai�� na gujrna ieed ke dinkisi masjid ke paas se, kahin log chaand samajhke apna roja na tod de, aur hokar kahafa khuda tumse kahin, husan banana hi na chod de 468. Khud he beh jayenge mitti ke yeh gharonde, pao se inhae ronda nahi karte, phoolon se to fir behtar hai who kaante, thaam kar daaman jo choda nahi karte 469. Door nigahon se baar baar jaaya na karo, dilko is qadar tadpaaya nak aro, tum bin ek pal bhi jeena sakenge hum, yeh ehsaas baar baar dilaaya naa karo

470. Ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai, kismat se apni sabko shikaayat kyo hoti hai, ye kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti, jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat yon hoti hai 471. Taste this sms, did you feel the taste of ginger? NO??!!? SURE? Well� BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD 472. If balakrishna is to say about cell orey messagelu pampadam kadu, dammu untey ne cell lo balance untey signal sarriga untey, battery charging untey phone to phone, ear to ear, day or night anytime ne cell nunchi aina sarey vere cell nunchi aina sarey sms to kadu cel bill tho champasta 473. Ek khawab, ek khayal, ek haqiqat ho tum, dosti me padne wali har zaroorat ho tum, jisko roz ek sms karna pade are yaar ajeeb musibat ho tum 474. Arz kiya hai uske pyaar mein ban gaya baraf ka gola, uske pyaar mein ban gaya baraf ka gola, who bewafa boli THANDA MATLAB COCA COLA 475. Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai, waa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai, ishq nahi kiya to kar ke dekh zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai 476. Engineer interview dene gaya. Boss: aap salary kitni chahte hain? Eng: one lack per month Boss: hum aap ko five lacks denge Eng: kyo mazak karte hai sir? Boss: SHURUAT KISNE KI� 477. Tu door sahi majboor sahi, majboor sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai, tumhari GAND waha pe path ti hai awaaz yahan par aati hai 478. Dosti ki judai ka gam na karna, door rahe phir bhi yaad karna, agar mile zindagi ke kissi mod pe, toh hamein dekh kar aankhen bandh na karna 479. Ga to hum bhi sakte the par aawaj besuri nikali,baja to hum bhi sakte the par saaj bewafa nikli, are TAJMAHAL to hum bhi banwa sakte the par meri mumtaj teri girl friend nikli 480. Kisi ladki ko math ched paap lagega, kisi ladki ko math ched paap lagega, ek din tu bhi kisi ladki ka baap banega 481. Yun to yaadein purani nahi hoti, unko pana sabki kismat nahi hoti, hum dil rakh aaye hai unke dar par, jante hue ke unki nazar zamin pe nahi hoti 482. Aankhe kholu to chehra unka ho, ankhe bandh karoo to sapna unka ho, mar bhi jaoo to koi gam nahi, agar� kafan ke badle dupatta uska ho

483. Maine phone karne poocha � hello is it 221714? Lady boli - hindi mein bolo, I asked do do ek saath choda? Lady boli: nahi sir RELIANCE hai teen teen ek saath choda 484. Dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahi, hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi, zakhamchahe kitne hi gehre kyon na ho, hum DETTOL ke siva aur kuch lagate nahi 485. Mushkilon se apki mulaqat naho. Udas baitho aisi koi baat na ho. Dua hai ki mehfilon se saje zindagi aapki, bas humein pukar lena agar koi saath na ho. 486. Peg per peg peene se kya fayda? Subah hui to sab utar jayengi, kisi hasina ki aankhon se pio, khuda ki kasam umar sari nashe me gujar jayegi� 487. Ishq sabhi kojeena sikha deta hai, wafa ke naani pe marna sikha deta hai, ishq nahi kiya to kar ke dekho, zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai 488. Dekh ke hamein who sir jhukate hain, bulao ke mehfil mein nazrein churate hai, nafrat hai humse to bhi ka baat nahi, gairon se mile ke dil kyun jalaate hain 489. Arre diwano, mujhe pehchano, kaha se aaya mein hu kaun, main hu kaun? Main hu main hu arey dhakan sandy aur kaun 490. UF, dabao na, zara jor se, aisa karo, apni shirt nikal do, pant bhi nikal do, meri kurti bhi� ab jorse� tight hai� aur jorse ooh, ho gaya� ye suitcase bhi na 491. Pathar ki pooja kar baithe hum naadan the, teri aadat teri fitrat se anjaan the, waqt ne humko khilona bana diya yaaro varna hum bhi mehfil ki kabhi jaan the 492. Ek kasak dil ki dil mein dabi reh gayi, zindagi mein tumhari kami reh gayi, itni ulfat ke baad bhi vo mujhe na mile, shayad mere MOHABBAT mein hi kuch kami rahenge 493. Kisi din hamari lena kahabar, ke kya beet rahi hai tera bagair, chalet hue rahon mein, rakhan nazar, kahin tere kadamon ke neeche na ho meri kabar 494. Santa standing without shirt in balcony. Banta: wah sardara kya chest hai. Santa: oye, ye to kuch nahi, andar ja ke teri bhabhi ki dekh 495. Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai, waqt ko marham banana seekh lo, haarna tohai hi maut ke samne, filhaal zindagi se jeetna seekh lo. 496. Mohabbat ka dekho asar kaisa hota hai, jaan idhar hoti hai dil udhar hota hai, oochne lage hain log ab humko sabhi, janaab ka aajkal dhyan kidhar hota hai 497. Khaamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota, nakamiyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota, kya hua jo unhe paa na sake, sirf paalene ka matlab hi pyaar nahi hota

498. Waqt to hume bhula chukka hai, mukaddar bhi na bhula de, pyaar isliye hum nahi karte, darte hian koi phir se rula na de 499. Teacher: beta batao to TAMSO MAA JHOTIR GAMAYA sholokka kya arth hai Student: tum so jao maa main jyoti ke paas jaa raha hun 500. Dosti se badi koi jaageer nahi, is se acchi koi tasveer nahi, yeh to ek naaazuk sa dhaaga hai, fir bhi is se pakki koi zanzeer nahi 501. Dard ko na dekhiye dard se, dard ko bhi dard hota hai, dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyaar ki, aakhir pyaar ein dard hi to humdard hota hai 502. Ansuo ko bahut samjhaya tanhai me aya karo mehfil me hamar mazak na udaya karo, ispar ansu tadap kar bale itne log mein apko tanha pate hai isliye chale ate hai. 503. Chot kahte hain aur muskurate hain, yahi aadat is dil ko sikhate hai, hum to gum lekar bhi yaad rakhte hai, aur ek aap hai jo gam dekar bhul jaate hai 504. Ek mandir mein, buri niyatwale gayab hojate the. Salman gaya, salman gayab. Sharukh gaya, sharukh gayab. Hritik gaya, hritik gayab, bipasha gayi, bhagwaan gayab 505. Log kehtehain itni dosti mat karo, ke dost dil par sawaar ho haye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke, dushman ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye. 506. Dard kafi hai bekhudi ki liye, maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye, kaun marta hai kisi ke liye, hum to zinda hai sirf aap jaise dost ke liye 507. Kisike dil mein basna bura to nahi, kisiko dil me basana khata to nahi, gunah ho yeh zamaneki nazar mein to kya hua, zamanewale bhi insaan hai khuda to nahi 508. Log kente hain humne jisse dosti ki hai, who chaand ka tukda hai, lekin hum kehte hain, humne jisse dosti ki hai, chaan uska ek tukda hai 509. Ishq ke jaam ko aise na piya ke aadha piya aadha chod diya, yeh pyaar hai mere yaar, nahin koi VIM BAR ke thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya 510. Bikta agar pyaar to kaun nahi kharidta, bikti agar khushiyan to kaun use bechta, dard agar milta to hum apse kharid lete aur aapki khushiyo ke liye khud ko bech dete 511. Zindagi ki rahom mein bahut se yaar milenge, hum kya hum se bhi acche hazaar milenge, in acchon ki bhid mein hame na bhula dena, hum kahan tumhe baar baar milenge 512. Na koi kisi se door hota hai, na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai, yaar khud chalke aata hai, jab koi kisi ke naseeb mein hota hai

513. Dosti ki tadap to dekhaya nahi jata, dil mein lagi aag ko bhujaga nahi jata.kitni bhi door ho dosti mein, aap jaisa dost bulaya nahi jata 514. Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsaas banaya, phool ne mali ko kuch khaas banaya. Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyaas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya? 515. Yu kisi ki yaad mein rona fizul hai, itne anmolansu khona fizul hai, rona to unke liye jo humpar nisaar hai, unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hai 516. Zindagi ne diya aisa tohfa ki har tohfe pe dum nikla, jab khola us tohfe ko toh, chand khushiyan liye dher sara gam nikla 517. Hum aapki yaad mein bahut udaas hai, bas aapse milne ki ek aas hai; na jaane kitne log humare paas hai, lekin humare liye to sirf aap hi khaas hai 518. Vaade bhi doston ne kya khoob nibhaye, zakhm muft and dard tofe mein bhijwaaye, is se badhkar wafadaari ki misaal kya hogi, ki maut se pehle dost kafan le aaye 519. Paas aakar sabhi door chale jaate hain, hum akele the akele hi reh jaate hai, dil ke dard kise dikhae, marham lagaane wale hi zakham de jaate hain 520. Jab jab bagon mein bahar ayegi, tab mere sms ki bochhar ayegi, tanhaiyan to tumhari door ho jayengi, par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi 521. Masti aankho me hoti hai, sharab mein nahi, bhakti shraddha mein hoti hai, shabdo mein nahi, tu bhi jaan le mere dost, dosti dil me hoti hai, sirf SMS mein nahi 522. Yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamon ki gaherai mein, hamein mat dhoondo duniya ki bhid me hum milenge tumhari girl friend ki rajai mein 523. Book khulte hain exam ka sama hota hai, aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai, dimag ki baatein paper par nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet mein bayaa hota hai 524. Andhe ke haath mein TORCH, behre ke haathe mein RADIA, gunge ke haath mein MIKE, aur tumhare haath mein MOBILE, wah wah kya zaman aaya hai 525. Shehar ki galli mein paan ki dukan, devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskaan, dev ne khilaya paro ko paan, paan khake paro boli shukriya bhaijaan 526. Dhoka mila jab pyaar mein, zindagi mein udaasi cha gayi, socha tha chod denge is raah ko par aaj mohalle mein dusri aa gayi 527. Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, TAJ na banaiye bahut costly padega, har taraf mumtaz banate rahiye

528. Phulon mein haseen gulaab hai padne ke liye zaroori kitaab hai, duniya mein har sawal ka jawaab hai, agar koi aapse mere bare mein puchche to kehna who lajawaab hai 529. Likho to kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone pe majboor ho jaye, har lafz mein wo dard paida karo, ki wo pyaar karne par majboor ho jaaye. 530. Palkon mein qaid kuch sapne hai, kuch begane kuch apne hai, na jaane kya KASHISH hai in khyalon mein, wo hum se door hoke bhi kitne apne hai 531. Teacher: what is common between Gandiji, mahavirji and Christ. Chota sardar: sare de sare chutti wale din paida hoye se 532. Na jaane kya abhi ek ansu aankh se jalka, dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aaye, chahat hai itni aap se milne ki haste hue bhi aankhe bher aaye 533. Na chaho humein, chahton se dar lagta hai, na aao itna kareeb, judai se dar lagta hai, aapki wafaon pe bharosa hai magar, apne muqaddar se dar lagta hai 534. God apun se pucha kidhar jayenga? Heaven ki hell? Apun bola hell!! Apun ko malum, tum dost log udarich milenga, jaha tum hoenga vo bhi heaven mafiq lagenga� 535. Ek dost ne sardars se poocha �yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyun dekhta hai?� sardars: yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do 536. Ek din primika a dwaar par JANAB GALIB SUSU karte pakde jane par bole, tere ishq ne mujhe itna dard diya kambakhat aasuo ne bhi apna raasta badal diya 537. Saddam Hussein�s favorite song � idhar chupa main udhar chupa, jaane kahan main kidhar chupa, are pakad liya...yeh bush tune kya kiya !!!??!! 538. Before marriage husband is PRAN NAATH and wife is CHARNO KI DAASI, after marriage husband is CHARANDAAS and wife is PRANO KI PYAASI 539. Aah bharti hai magar ro nahi sakte, jaan hazir hai magar de nahi sakte, aarzoo dil mein hai magar kahe nahi sakte, dosti ki hai magar mil nahi sakte. 540. Angrez: whats your favorite phool? Hindu: Lotus. Angrez: I clean my ass with that. Muslim: chameli. Angrez: I clean my ass with that Sardars: cactus, le ab saaf kar le 541. What happens if electrical industry starts producing movies? Some film titles may look like these: BIJALI GIRI

MUNNA BHAI B.E.E CURRENT MIL GAYA HUM PYAR CIRCUIT SE KAR BAITHE NETWORK KE US PAAR MERI BATTERY TERE PAAS HAI HUM AAPKE CAPACITOR MEIN RAHATE HAIN DO JUNCTION, BAARAH CONDUCTOR MR. NETWORK LAL EARTHING TO HONA HI THA HUM FUSE JALA CHUKE SANAM 542. Umar ki raah mein insaan badal jaata hai, waqt ki andhi mein tufaan badal jatha hai, sochata hun tumhe pareshan na karu, lekin baad mein irada badal jata hai. 543. Aisa DOSTANA hamara, main KASHTI tu kinara, mai DHANUSH tu teer, mai MATAR tu paneer, mai VARSHA tu badal, mai RAJMA tu chawal, main HOT tu cool, main APRIL tu fool 544. kta hai hum saath reh na paaye, ek dusre se kabhi kuch kehna paaye, itni nazdikiyan na badhao, ki hum duriyan sah paaye, 545. ho humse jannat mein takra gaye... aaj who humse jannat mein takra gaye... aur hamare dil se awaz nikli... �tumhare maaki, tum idhar bhi aagaye!� 546. karte hain yaaron ko, yaadon se dil bhar aata hai, kabhi saathe jiya karthe the sab, aaj milne ko dil taras jaatha hai. 547. ng: agar mujhe tum bhool gaye to god tumhe LALOO ka brain, MAYAVATHI ka face, MULAYAM ki jawaani, KALAM ka hair style, aur ATAL ki chal dega. 548. Dost subah teri, shaam meri ho, din tera raat meri ho, hansi teri udasi meri ho, jab maut aaye to dost sirf kabar teri laash meri ho 549. Jo pal pal chalti rahe: zindagi hai, jo har pal jalti rahe: roshini hai, jo pal pal khilti rahe: mohabbat hai, jo kisi pal saath no chode: who dosti hai 550. Dil mein tumhari aphi kami chod jayenge, aaankhon mein asun ki nami chod jayenge, yaad rakhna mujhe, dhundte firoge ek din jab ye zindagi chod jayenge 551. Ek sardars har Sunday holi kehlta tha. Ek ai ne puucha sardarji aap kyu har Sunday holi kelte hain. Sardars � maine padha hai Sunday is HOLIDAY 552. fursat kise hai...zakhmo pe murhum lagane ki, nigahe badal gayi apne aur begane ki, tumna chhodna dosti ka haath kabhi, warna tamanna na rahegi naye dost banane ki

553. karni khuda se faryaad baki hai, hame unse kahni kuch baat baki hai, maut ayegi to kah denge, ruk abhi mere dost se mulakaat baki hai 554. kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hai, pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jaate hai, hete hain us daur ko dosti jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jaate hain 555. dil dukhaya hai maine sabka mujhe is duniya mein jeene ka koi hakh nahi, mujhse ruthe hai jo unhe manane ka muhe koi hakh nahi, mujhe koi chahe aise koi dhadkan nahi, mein mar jao is se badkar koi khushi nahi, magar meri wajah se kisi aur ke aankhon se aansu nikle mujhe manzuur nahi 556. Machhar song: bhege honth tere, pyaasa dunk mera, lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera, kabhi mere saath koi raat gujaar, tujhe subah tak suja doo yaar 557. Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega, meri tara se sms honge tera jawaab nahi ayega 558. Ek lamha unhone hamari zindagi savaar di, ek lamha mein unhone hamari zindagi ujaad di, kasoor unka nahi, hamara tha jo un do lamho meri zindagi guzaar di 559. Abse isko nakaam na hone dinge, dil ki mehfil mein shaam na hone denge, mohabbat ka har ilzaam apne sar lelenge, magar tumko badnaam na hone denge. 560. Anjaane mein hum dil gawa baithe, is pyaar mein kaise dhooka kha baithe, unse kya gila kar bhul hamari hai, jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe 561. Saare dhoobi mare mare fir rahe hai, kyunki unke gadhe nahchar mil rahen hain, gupt kahbaron se pata chala hai ki who sms padh rahein hain 562. Galat nazar se dekhoge to har jagah kharab hi lagegi aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhe bhabhi lagage. Tumhara bhai 563. Ganje ke sar par do baal the, ek baal ne dusre se kaha, chalo hum dono shaadi karle aur baal paida karte hain, dusre ne kaha baal vivah gair kanooni hai 564. Ek arsa hogaya dekh kar apni surat... aapko ho na ho humko to hai aapki zaroorat 565. Bhulse bhi yaad agar humari aye toh.. pad lee jiyega huzoor, aur sochlena us taraf bhi... chaaya hai kuch aisa bhi suroor 566. Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta, is ka matlab ye nahi main usse pyaar nahi karta, chahta hun main use aaj bhi par uski soch mein apna waqt bekar nahi karta, tamasha na ban jaye kahin meri mohabbat, isliye apne dard ko aksar zahir nahi karta. Jo kuch mila hai usi mein khush hun main, uske liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta, par kuch to baat hai uski fitrat mein zalim, warna use chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

567. Guzre hue kal ki yaad ati hai, kuch lamhon se ankhen bhar athi hai, who shaam nirali ban jaathi hai, jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai. 568. Kya ankhen hai, kya baatein hai, kya chehra tumne paya hai, aisa lagta hai, jaise peepal ke ped se BHOOT utar ke aaya hai. 569. Ek hasi jo hasa de ek ansu jo rula de, ek aarzoo jo jaga de, ek chaahat jo samajh le har aahat jo jaan le usi rishte ka naam hai dosti 570. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, khuda salamat rakhe tum ko varna bandatr ki tarah ucchal kood kaun karega 571. Har ishq ka matlab gam nahi hota, duriyan badne se pyaar kam nahi hota, waqt bewaqt ho jaathi hai, aankhe nam, kyuki yaadon ka koi MAUSAM nahi hota 572. Macchar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shaadi, pehli hi raat se ho gayi macchar ki barbaadi, kehta hai meri kismat khoti hai, kyunki makkhi good night laga ki soti hai 573. Rishton ki ye duniya hai niraali, sab rishtoen se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari, manzoor hai ansu bhi ankho mein haamare, agar aa jaye muskaan hothon pe tumhaare. Waqt tera gulaam hoga, har pal pe tera hi naam hoga, zara mudkar dekh mere dost, har kadam pe mera saath hoga. 574. Naseeb se milta hai yaar, naseeb se milta hai dildar badi nazuk chij hai yeh sambhal ke rakhna, kyonki naseeb walo ko milta hai sacche dost ka pyaar 575. Teri zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na ho. Teri aankhen kabhi ansuon se nam no ho...tujhe mile zindagi ki har khushi... chahe us khushi mein shamil hum na ho 576. Sardar1: raat ko teri khidki khuli thi, I enjoyed full scene of you and your wife. Sardar2: ban gaya na buddhu, main kal poori raat ghar pe hi nahi tha 577. Sabse clever kaun: tum, sabse smart kaun: tum, sabse se strong kaun: tum, in sab mein tum se zyada kaun: hum, lekin duniya mein sabse achche dost kaun: humtum 578. Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hun, tujhe mile bina teri haal batha sakta hun, hai mera dost mein itna dum, apni ankh ka aansu teri aankh se gira sakta hun, yehi dosti hai 579. Na daulat na koi tajmahal chod jayenge, hum apni yaadgaar gazal chod jayenge, tum aaj chaho jitni hasi udalo hamari, magar rota hua tmhe hum kal chod jayenge 580. Ye armaan toh kaanch ke tukde hain, jo dil ki zameen par bikhre hain, inko mat chedo ki zakhm abhi gehra hai, in par aaj bhi kisike yaad ke pehre hain 581. Savera kya hua sitaro ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aaya chaand ko bhool gaye, gujra kya kuch lamha hamare bagai, aap to hamey hi bhool gaye

582. Kabhi kabhi hostla bhi aajmana chahiye... bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye, agar 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite, to 8ve din zaroor naha lena chahiye 583. Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye, mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye, karu main sms ladkiyon ko, aur naam tera aaye, maar tujhe pade, aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye 584. Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai hamari, aap yuhin khush rahein hasarat hai hamari, aap ko hum yaad aayen na aayen, aap ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari 585. Sirf yaadon ka silsila reh gaya, khuda jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya, ek chaand chup gaya jane kahan, ek sitara use dhoondta reh gaya 586. Nind apni bhula kar sulaya aapko, ansu apne gira kar hasaya aapko, dard kabhi na dena us khuda ki tasvir ko, khuda bhi kehta hai maa-baap justko- if you love your parents then forward this message to as many people as you can 587. Apne pyaar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye who phir bhi unka haath thaam na sake 588. Ishq ek nasha hai, jo dard ki gali mein bikta hai, ek pal ka maza hai zindagi bhar ki saza hai, usse maut kya bachayega jo saza-e-ishq mein fasa hai 589. Apne dard-e-dil ka humdard hame hi paoge, in tanhaiyon mein saah hame hi paoge, door hai apse to kya hua, in duriyon mein bhi sabse kareeb hame hi paoge 590. Garam chai, specially for you, I mixed it with 1tsp of care, 2tsp of love and 3tsp of happiness. Hope you have nice day 591. Har chaand ka deedar nahi karte, har neend mein aaram nahi karte, yun to hazaaron nazar milti hai lekin har nazar se pyaar nahi karte 592. Khud ko mohabbat mein fida kaun karega, sab nek banenge to gunah kaun karega, ae rab sanam bewafa ko rakhna salamat varna mere marne ki dua kaun karega 593. Sapno se dil lagana bhool gaye, har waqt muskurana bhool gaye, ye soch ke koi manane nahi ayega, ab hum ruth jaana bhool gaye 594. Kaash banaanewale ne sheeshe ka dil banaya hota, Kaash banaanewale ne sheeshe ka dil banaya hota, todnewale ke haath mein koi to zakhm to aaya hota 595. Hazaaron jopdian raakh hotee hai tab ek mahal banta hai, hamare marne par kafan bhi nahi, aur unke marne par TAJ MAHAL banta hai 596. God ne apko bheja to bheja par sie bheja ki bheje mein bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja, waise yeh mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye maine aapko bheja

597. Karoge afsos jab meri lash dekhoge, mere jism pe lipta hui kafan dekhoge meri chahat zindagi bhar tujko tadapti rahegi, tum bhi door khade marne ki rah dekhoge. 598. Kabristan ke chowkidaar ke neeche baithe hue gande kutte ke gale mein rengte hue beemar bacteria me chupe hue virus ki kasam ek message kar 599. Mohabbat diwano ki diwangi hoti hai, nazakat hasino ki shaan hoti hai, dosto se to kya dushman se bhi dosti nibhate hain hum doti se hi to hamari pehchaan banti hai 600. Tajmahal ki diwaro pe likha hai, khutub minaar ke diwaro pe likha hai, iss jahan ke har minaro pe likha hai... ki yahan likhna mana hai 601. Hanthi ne kaha jakar hathini ki kabar par, hanthi ne kaha jakar nathini ki kabar par, mujhe naaz tha tumhari patli kamar par 602. Ek din ek daaku ek sardars ke ghar me ghuss gaya aur bola SONA kahan hai? Sardars bola ullu ke patthe pura ghar khali hai, kahi bhi soja 603. Dil-e-nadan tujhe hua kya hai, aakhir is dard ka dawa kya hai, hum ko unse wafa ki har ummeed wo nahi jaante wafa kya hai 604. Hayo rabba, tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ji ek mint ruko mainu good night te wish kar len do! Good night hai ji! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena 605. Humse door jaoge kaise, dil se hume bhulaoge kaise, hum to vo khushboo hain jo aap ki saanso mein baste hain, khud ki saanso ko rok paoge kaise 606. Arz kiya hai � bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi daraane ki, hum yun hi behosh ho jate, kya jaroorat thi muskuraane ki 607. Bahut door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagti ho, nazron se door rehkar bhi khas lagti ho, dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho phir bhi mujhe smart lagti ho 608. Dil armano se houseful hai, pure honge ya nahi ye doubtful hai, is duniya mein har chiz wonderful hai, par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi beautiful hai 609. Sardars to his friend yaar yeh policewaale bhi buddhu hai, diesel jeep leke nikalte hai, aur kehte hai petroling kar rahe hai 610. Sathe chodke kabhi humse juda mat hona, wafa chahi hai humse bewafa mat hona, ruthe chahe sari khudai humse magar, tum khafa mat hona 611. Tum door jaakar itna itra rahe ho, kabhi hum gaye to bhula na paoge, hasna jise aadat samajh baithe ho hamari, kabhi hum roye to hasa na paoge

612. Message na karke dil tod diya mera, ab mobile dafna dena, kafan na mile to apna rumaal udha dena, koi pucche rog kya tha, to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata dena 613. Boy and girl in a party. Boy: how many sisters and brother do you have? Girl: six. Boy: baap ko aur kaam nahi tha kya? Girl: what about you? Boy: one. Girl: baap mein dum nahi tha kya 614. Duniya mein koi kisiki liye kuch nahi karta, marne wale ki saathe har koi nahi marta, are marne ki to baat door rahi, yaha to zinda hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta 615. Chaand utra tha hamare aangan mein, yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua, hum bhi sitaron se kaise gila karein jab chaand hi hamara na hua 616. Tum aye the raat khwaabo mein is tarah, subah uthkar dekha to patloon mein susu aa gaya 617. Hum haste hain tumhe hasaane ke liye, hum ye zindagi meete hain tumhe pane ke liye, tum ek baar humse ruth karke to dekha, hum mar jayenge tumko manane ke liye 618. Palko pe apni bithaya hai tumhe, badi duaon ke baad paaya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, national zoological park se churaya hai tumhe 619. Woman goes to manager of the restaurant, who is a sardars. Woman: sardarji, susu karne ki jagah dikhao. Sardars: naughty! Pehle tum dikhao 620. Baithe tere khayalo mein kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam, tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye paigam ZINDA/MURDA PADNE WALE KO 500 KA INAM 621. Wafa ke naam se ghabrate hain, jidhar dekho ghum hi ghum nazar aate hain, dil ka dard aansu bankar na nikle, is liye hum har waqt muskurate hain 622. Hum bigadte hai to bhuchaal aa jaata hai, hum machalte hain to toofan machal jata hai, humko na karo koshish badalne ki, hum badalte hain to ITIHAS BADAL JATA HAI 623. Mubarak ho (5 times) congratulations, lakh lakh badhaaiyan, mubarak ho, PAPPU PAAS HO GAYA 624. Tum hame itna sms karte ho, kya iske peeche tumhara koi plan hai, ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka ek fan hai 625. apnapan sikha kar juda ho gaye, na socha na samjha khafa ho gaye, duniya mein ab hum kisiko apna kahenge, wo bhi sabki tarah bewafa ho gaye 626. ugta hua suraj dua de aapko khilta hua phool khushboo de aapko, hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai... denewale hazaar khushiyaan de aapko

627. wada karo par nibhana sikho, chahat dil mei rakho par jatana sikho, yun hi kisiko intezaar na karaao, koi agar pyaar mein sms kare to reply karna sikho 628. chaiwala: bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, haye haye. Ladki: kali si surat, hatho mein ketli door khada chillaye, chai chai 629. Namaskar! Main amitab bacchan bol raha hun KBC se, aapki girl friend meri hot seat pe baithi hai, agli awaaz aapke girl friend ki AH OH A AA AAAAA OOOOH 630. Kab tut jaye kasam, kasam hi to hai, kab badal jaye nazar, nazar hi to hai, tu mere saath ki aadat mat daal kab bichad jaye, zindagi hi to hai, 631. Seven wonders of the world Apun Apun ki smile Apun ki style Apun ki personality Apun ka nature Apun ke sms Apun ke friend, bole to TUM 632. Mere sms ke charche hone lage, log mere diwane hone lage, khushnasib ho aap jo aap ko sms mila, jise nahi mila who mobile patak patak kar rone lage 633. Dard se dosti ho gayi doston, zindagi bedarda hogayi doston, kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara, magar door tak roshni ho gayi doston 634. VEERU: basanti in kutton ke samne mat naachna. Sardars sat with his dog in theater: saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ke bhi ticket liya hai 635. Gira hua paani bhara nahi jata, marne waloon ke peeche mara nahi jata, koshis karo kabhi dil na kisi ka tute, kyonki tuta hua dil kabhi joda nahi jata 636. Jab zindagi sajti hai to dulhan si lagti hai, jab rang badalti hai to bewa si lagti hai, ye bereham to kisi se wafa nahi karti, phir bhi kyo sab ko mehbooba si lagti hai 637. Na mandir na bhagwaan, na pooja na snaan, har roz subah hote hi humara sabse pehla kaam, ek pyaara sa sms hamare dost ke naam 638. Ek kavi shaadi ke baad apni patni se bola: aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho, bhavana ho, kalpana ho. Patni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi ajay ho, rohit ho, rakesh ho 639. Zindagi mein kuch bhi ho kabhi pyaar nahi karna, apne sapno ko kisi ke naam nahi karna, agar ho zindagi se pyaar toh kisi ka intazaar nahi karna, jo hamni ki thi galti who aap math karna

640. Student ke dard ko university kya jaane, college ke riwaajo ko parents kya jaane, hoti hai kitni taqlif ek paper likne mein, who paper check karne wale kya jaane 641. Mohabbat mein hum mashoor kya huye, har harkat hamari diwangi lagne lagi, lafz jo nikle haal dil ka bayan karne, zamane ko har wo baat shaayari lagne lagi 642. College girl: na ched kisi ladki ko paap lagega, tu ek din kisi ladki ka baap hoga Boy: khuda kare tera kehna sachha ho, jo mujhe baap kahe, wo tera baccha ho 643. Doctor: tumhara wajan kitna hai? JASSI: chashma ke saath 61kg Doctor: aur bina chashme ke? JASSI: wo to mujhe nahi dikhta 644. Who aake humare mehfil mein kuch kahe toh baat ban jayegi, phir yeh sochta hun agar who kuch na kahe to bhi baat ho jayegi 645. Sardars se pucha: tere do bhai ko muche hai, tujhe kyon nahi? Sardars: dono mere baap par gaye hain, aur mein mere maa par 646. Phone nahi, sms nahi, missed call nahi, kya hua ...... zoo wale phir se pakadke le gaye kya???? 647. Dosti ka haq hum ada karenge, tere naam pe jaan fida karenge, tujhko phool se bhi zakham na aye kabhi dost, ye apne khuda se hum dua karenge 648. Shamma parwane se ro ro keh rehi hai, shamma parwane se ro ro keh rehi hai, jara rumaal to dedo meri naak beh rahi hai 649. Girl asked the boy which part of me is sexy; boy replied the part, which is oval in shape, surrounded by hairs, contains salt water. DON�T THINK RUBBISH, ITS YOUR EYE 650. SHAH JAHAN ne TAJ MAHAL ko bade ghor se dekha har diwaar, har kahin, har khidki ko dekha aur kaha mohabbat ki makachut BOHAT KHARCHA HO GAYA 651. Just know about pyaar vs. dosti Pyar ek shikva hai, dosti ek jasba hai Pyaar mein har baar dhoka milta hai, dosti mein baar baar mauka milta hai Pyaar diwano ka kaam hai, dosti samajhdaro ka Pyaar mein musibat hoti hai, dosti mein nasihat Pyaar mein dil toot ta hai to koi na koi rusva hota hai 652. Zindagi bahut choti hai yaaron, kabhi dard hai kabhi khushi hai yaaron, is choti se zindagi mein mohabbat mil jaye to dharti bhi swarg banjaye yaaron

653. Paas aakar sabhi door chale jaate hain, hum akele the akele hi reh jaate hain, dil ka dard kise dikhae, marham lagaane wale hi zakhm de jate hain 654. Zindagi mein kabhi pyaar mat karna, ho jaye to inkaar mat karna, nibha sako to chalna uski rahon par varna kisiki zindagi barbad mat karna 655. Kabhi dil ujada kabhi ashiana, sitam pe sitam dha raha hai zamana, wafa ki chah mein mar gae hum, tumhari mohabbat bhi thi ek bahana 656. Wife: jab tum DESI pite ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho, jab WHISKY pite ho to mujhe DARLING kehte ho, aaj kya piye ho ke CHUDAIL kehte ho Husband: aaj main hosh mein hoon 657. Jane kaha gaye who din (leave 20 blank screens) pata chale to batana 658. Nafrat thi humse to izhaar kyun kiya, dena tha zeher tho pyaar kyun kiya, dekar zeher kehte hain peena hi hoga aur jab pee gaye to kehte hai jina hi padega 659. God asks a marwadi: swarg mein jahyega ke narak mein? Marwadi: are baba, dono ke beech mein, dukan dilwa do to dono side ka grahak mil jaayega 660. Jaam se kabhi itni nafrat na karo ki pina chaho to kabhi pi na sako, kisi ko itna pyaar na karo ki bichad kar jeena chaho to jee na sako 661. Tum duniya mein behat aage badoge, kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge log tumhe kahenge chal be chal aage badh 662. Har shaam ke baad raat aati hai, har baat ke baad aapki yaad aati hai, chup rehkar bhi dekh liya maine, abto khamoshiyon se bhi aapki awaz aati hai 663. Koi kaht nahi koi khabar nahi, apko shayad dosti ki kadar nahi, ham to apko yaad karte hai jaan ko jalakar, shayad apko hamare jaan ki koi fikar nahi 664. Patte gir sakte hain ped nahi, suraj doob sakta hai, aasman nahi, dharti sook sakti hai, dariya nahi... duniya sudhar sakti hai tum nahi 665. Is dil mein tarane bahut hain, zindagi mein jeene ke bahane bahut hain, kis kis ko sms karu, kambakht is nacheez ke deewane bahut hain 666. Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai, thode se zakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai, kaun chahta hai apnose door hona... waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai 667. Unhe fursat nahi milney ki humse, aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki fariyaad karke, agar aye wo meri maut pe, to keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke

668. Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe vo marthi thi, nazrein jhukake thoday Sharma ke hritik ki galiyon se gujar ti thi, chori chori chupke chupke salman ko chitian likha karti thi shayad kuch kehna tha usko bobby se par na jane sunny se kyo darthi thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se aksar pucha karti thi, SANDY kahan hai 669. Soch tha na honge zindagi mein kabhi ruswa, magar pyaar ki ruswaai tabah kar gayi, gaye the mehfil mein gam bhulane, waha bhi tanhai apna farz adaa kar gayi 670. Garib mariz: doctor, mere paas paise nahi hai, aap mera ilaj kar de to kabhi aapke kaam aunga. Doctor: kya kaam karte ho Mariz: kabar khodta hun 671. Tum paas aaye, yun muskuraye, apne 32 daant mujhko dikhaye, dekh ke mera dil, foot foot ke rota hai, yaar tumse brush bhi dhang se nahi hota hai 672. Phir chupke se yaad aa gaye tum, meri aankhon ko phir rulaa gaye tum, kaise shukria adaa Karen tumhara, mujh naachiz ko pyaar sikha gaye tum 673. Door se dekha to santra tha, paas gaya to bhi santra tha, chilkar dekha to bhi santra tha, khaakar dekha to bhi santra tha, wah! Kya santra tha. 674. humne socha tha ek humhi apko chahte hain, lekin apke chahne walo ka kafila nikla, dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se par who bhi apko chahne wala nikla 675. Gum-e-zindagi ke mare hain, har baazi jeet ke hare hain mere jholi mein jitne patthar hai, sare mere doston ne mare hain 676. Who dosti hi kya jisme duriyan naho, wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard naho wo cel hi kya jisme mera sms naho 677. Bhagwan sabse zada khush kab hote hai? When a man is attempting to rape a girl and girl says mujhe bhagwan ke liye chor de 678. Rajasthan ke log churma banate hai, gujrat ke log dhokla banate hain, madras ke log idli banate hai, par sale hyderabad ke log chutiya banate hain 679. 1 kid � meli mom jadugal hai, jab wo papa ki nunu ko chooti hai to wo bali ho jati hai 2 kid � meli mom jab mele papa ke upal bethti hai to nunu gayab ho jati hai 680. mera har inkaar teri inkaar se accha hoga, mera har aansoo teri muskurahat se accha hoga, yakin na aye to jhaak kar dekh lena apni doli se mera ZANAZA bhi teri baarat se accha hoga 681. ae dil tu use bhool jaa, tarasna chod de, tadapna chod de, behkna chod de, machalna chod de, ho gaya bhool tu bhi ous bewafa ko bhool ja

682. (lalu style) � jack and jill � jeckwa aur jilwa gayil upar hilwa, paniya bharil ke vaste, jeckwa gir gayil, uska khopdi fut gayil, aur jilwa aawat ludkan pure raste 683. NAMASKAR: mobile aaj tak mein aapka swagat hai. MUKHYA SAMACHAR: aaj ka din aap ke liye mangalmay hoga MAUSAM: aaj bhi sms ki bearish jaari rahene ki sambhavana hey, baaki samaachar ek chote se antraal ke baad, jayege nahi! Hum phir haajir honge ek naye sms ke saath padhte rahiye mobile sms ......... AAJ TAK

684. Bagair jane pahechane ikrar na kijiye, muskurakar dil ko bekarar na kijiye, phool bhi de jate hain zakhm kabhi kahbi, har phool par aitbar na kijia 685. Shaam dhali fir kaali raat aayi, dil dhadak kar fir tumhari yaad aayi... aankhon ne mehsoos kiya us hawa ko, jo tumhe chukar hamare paas aayi 686. Raat mein jab koi message aata hai, tho humko sirf aapka khayal aata hai, kyonki jab sara jahan so jata hai, tab sirf ULLU hi mandrata hai 687. Aansu mein na dhundo hame, dil mein ham bas jayenge, tamanna ho agar milne ki, tho bandh aankhon mein nazar aayenge 688. Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar, jaise laut jati hai lehren kinara dekh kar, tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko, kahi fir zinda na ho jau tera sahara dekhkar 689. Main ek aisa message hun, jise ullu padhte hain, gadhe save karte hain, bevakuf delete karte hain, to aap kya hain? 690. Kitne din ho gaye, kitne hafte gujar gaye, baar mahino tak bhi chali gayi, ab saal bhi ho jaega, ab to kehna mano, chalo aise na karo, jaldi se milo mere dost 691. Reporter: aap subha neendh me se utkar pehle kya karthi hain? Mallika sherawath: main apne ghar jaathi hoon 692. Breaking news, andar ki khabar, ek dum fresh, (9 blank screens) pappu paise dekar paas ho gaya 693. Baki kuch na raha is zamane mein, jawaani guzar rahi hai maikhane mein, ab to yakin karlo meri dosti par, warna zindagi guzar jayegi azmane mein 694. Vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare, tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare, rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar, ye baat aur hai ki zindagi wafa na kare 695. Aankho ki zubaan who samajh nahi paate, hoth magar kuch kahe nahi pate, apni bebasi kis tarah kahe, koi hai jiske bina hum rahe nahi pate

696. Itne to bedard nahi hai hum ki hamari yaad mei tumhe marne denge, kaante to bahut door ki baat hai, tumhara gulista mein ek murzhaya phool bhi nahi rehne denge 697. Chot khakar bhi zakhm chupaya humne, zeher pee kar bhi muh na banaya humne, naa jane aaj tum itne kyun yaad aaye, ki naam likh likh ke mitaya humne 698. Bahu ka 1st aur 2nd affair sunke sasur ne bahu ko mara. 3rd aur 4th ke baad pati ne mara, magar saas chup rahi. Kyun? Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi 699. Ek sardars bachpan se he hairaan, pareshan, aur full tension mein yeh soch kar... meri bahn ke do bhai hain, phir mera ek hi bhai kyon.???? 700. AP 14 A 5648 AP 02 B 3738 AP 01 I 9465 AP 14 D 12548 Abe itne gaur se kya dekh raha hai, kal subah in gadiyon par kapda maar dena 701. Arz hai mashalla galib ne aisa sher mara, aisa sher mara, aisa sher mara ki sherni vidhva ho gayi 702. AMITABH aur PRAN dono bus stop pe khade the. Bus aai aur PRAN chad jata hai par AMITABH nahi jata. Kyun? Coz PRAN JAYE PAR BACHHAN NA JAYE. 703. Chahat ki tum kisi se imtihaan mat lena... jo nibha hi na sako wo wafa hi na dena... jise tumhare bin jeene ki aadat na ho... use jeene ki dua hi na dena 704. Chaand tare chup gaye, beet gaya andhkar dhoop sunhari dekh kar jaag gaya sansaar, din aapka gujre accha karte dua hazaar, bhej rahe aapko subah ka namaskar 705. Teacher: apna character sudharna ho to sabhi auratoko apni MAA samajha karo! Boy: guruji, aisa karne se mera charater to sudhar jayega par mera baap to bigad jayega 706. Hum ko mama banarahe ho... jaani tum jaante nahi hum kya cheez hai. Jahan tumhari sonch khatam ho jati hai, wahan se hamari soch shuru hoti hai 707. Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai, Milan na sahi judaai to milti hai, kaun kehta hai, pyaar me kuch nahi milta, wafa na sahi bewafaai to milti hai 708. Banta singh: oye tu har sms do baar kyun bhejta hai? Santa singh: kyunki tujhe ek forward karna hai to dusra tere to rahe 709. Jab tum angrai lete hoto mera dum nikaljata hai kambakhat deodrant lagane mein tera kya jata hai

710. Hum ek baar jite hai, ek baar marte hai, pyaar bhi ek baar karte hai, shaadi bhi ek baar karte hai, jab sab kaam ek baar kartein hai to exams kyo baar baar detein hai 711. Amitabh goes to toilet and comes back all wet. Jaya: what happened to you? Amitabh: jaise hi main andar gaya to saare log mujhe dekhne ke liye ghoom gaye 712. Phoolon si hasin muskaan teri, chaand sitaro se jyada shan ho teri, zindagi ka sirf ek ho maksad tera, ki asma se uchi udaan ho teri 713. Ek ai RAM mandir jaa ke kehta hai ki uski biwi kho gayi, ram ji bole, baju ke hanuman mandir mein jake bol. Meri biwi unhone hi dhundi thi 714. Aap ko miss karna, roz ki baat hai, yaad karna aadat ki baat hai, aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai, magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai 715. Aapne apni aankho mein noor chupa rakha hai, hosh walo ko diwana bana rakha hai, naz kaise na karu apki dosti par, mujh jaise nachiz ko khas bana rakha hai 716. Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se, mohabbat to dil se hoti hai, surat unki khud hi pyaari lagti hai, kadar jinki dil mein hoti hai 717. Khayal to kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai, nigah ko kisi surat ki talash rehti hai, tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost bas meri KAAMWALI udaas rehti hai 718. Mere pyaar ko apni takdir bana lo, meri yaadon ki dil mein zanzird banalo, kagaz par lakiren to bahut kheench li tumne, ab unko milakar meri tasveer bana lo 719. Wife ko BEGUM kyun kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gham to husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife be-gum ho jaati hai 720. Tere bistar par makdee lage, tere room mein macchar phire, raat ko light chali jaye, puri raat thand lage, tere sapne me BHOOT aaye chal ab so ja 721. Phone mat kiya kar dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear, aankhon mein aata hai tear, isliye sms karo dear 722. Raat hui jab shaam ke baad, teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha teri awaz aayi har saans ke baad 723. Koi gham nahi phir bhi mann udas hai, koi rasta nahi phir bhi aas hai, kehne ko hai bahut apne par tu hi ek khaas hai, zyaada emotional mat ho yeh sab bakwas hai 724. Sardarji aap ko thand lagti hai tho kya karte hai? Candle ke paas baith jata hu Agar fir bhi thand lage to? Oye! To candle jala leta hun

725. Main bhi aap ke liye TAJ MAHAL banaunga, main bhi aap ke liye TAJ MAHAL banaunga, ek cup subha aur ek cup shaam ko pilaunga 726. Hum wo nahi jo bhul jaya karte hai, hum wo hai jo sath nibhaya karte hai, door rehkar milna mushkil ho par yaad bankar sasomein bas jaya karte hain 727. Roz khwab mein who aati thi, hasti thi hasaathi thi, roti thi rulathi thi, bhagti thi bhagathi thi, aaj pata chala saali chootiya banati thi 728. �Om gulab jamun namah�, Mr and Mrs. Sambar welcomes you to the wedding of their grandson plaindosa, son of Mr. Masal dosa with pani puri D/O Mr. Bhel puri on 28-09-2015, at dahi wada hall. Samosa building, pav bhaji road, opposite papad theatre, rasgulla 500016. �mele chacha ke shaadi pe jalul aana� � chatni sauce aur dahi 729. Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, dilon mein chupi daulat nahi dekhi, jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit ti hai dosti, usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi 730. Dosti hoti hai dil ke raaz bataane ke liye hum apni hasti mita denge aapko hasaane ke liye, baat karne ki apko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hain apni yaad dilane ke liye 731. Dard jo dete hain dene do, gham jo sehte hai sehne do, chid jayenge phir bahut se kisse aaj, iss baat ko yahi dil mein rehne do 732. Ehsaas bahut hoga jab chod ke jayenge, royenge bahut magar aansoo nahi aayenge, jab saathe na de koi, to awaj humein dena, aasma par bhi honge to laut ke aayenge 733. Bhikari: 50 paise dede , maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba Marwadi: 50 paise nahi, main tumhe 10 rps dunga, pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai 734. Makaan malik: 500 kiraya hoga Kirayadaar: theek hai, par aapke makaan mein chuhey naach rahe hain Makaan malik: to sale, 500 me kya BIPASHA nachegi 735. Gulab aisa todo kanin kanta na lage, dosti aise nibhao ki dil na toot jaye 736. Ek i apni biwi ka antim sanskaar karke laut raha tha ke achanak raste mein badal garji, bijli kadki aur zor ki bearish hui, i bola LAGTA HAI PAHUNCH GAYI 737. Aaj tum DIL manglo dedenge, DHADKAN manglo dedenge, ISHQ manglo dedenge, aap JAAN tak manglo who bhi denge kyunki charo CD aaj ghar par hai 738. Unhone vaada kiya raat khwaabon mein aane ka, ji unhone vaada kiya raat khwaabon mein aane ka, badkismati tho dekhiye, khushi ke mare neend hi nahi aayi

739. Sabhi bhai bandu ko soochit kiya jaata hai ki do din tak ladkiyon se doori rakhein varna BAHI bankar pachtaoge... purush janhit mein jari! AASHIQ SOCIETY OF INDIA ( raksha bandhan time message) 740. Chand apni roshini phekreli hai, ho gayi hai night, band kardo light, so jao tight, bole to good night 741. Sehmi sehmi nigahon me khwaab hum jaga denge, sooni sooni raahon pe phool hum khila denge, tum humare sang muskurake to dekho, tumhaara gam hum bhula denge 742. Ae kaash shaayari hum bhi likh paate, lafzon ke khel hum bhi khel pate, khuda ne dil par chot kuch aise diye, aansoo ko chupake kash hum bhi muskura pate 743. Beshak kuch waqt ka intezaa mila humko, par khuda se badkar yaar mila humko, na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki, dost teri dosti se who pyar mila humko 744. Are o DEVDAS tu VEER-ZAARA ko chod de warna main tujhe ASHOKA banakar BAZIGAR ke saath PARDES bhej dunga kyunki tu JOSH mein bahut aa jata hai, aur CHALTE CHALTE tera DIL TO PAGAL HO jata hai, aur tu DEEWANA bankar DARR jata hai, fir bhi kaheta firta hai MAIN HOON NA 745. Is duniya mein aaye ho tho kuch kar jao kadar daan, jis gali se guzro aawaz aay abbajan abbajan 746. Raahe mohabbat se guzarne ko dil karta hai, yaadon mein kisiko khojne ko dil karta hai, hoga kahin meri taqdir badalne wala, ek baar bas ek bar tumko dekhne ko dil karta hai 747. Karni khuda se faryaad baki hai, hume unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai, maut aayegi toh keh denge ruk abhi mere DOST se mulaqat baaki hai 748. kuch door hamare saath chalo, hum dil ki kahani keh denge, ho baat samajh na paye tum, who baat zubani keh denge, hum zikr karenge gairo ka aur apni kahani keh denge 749. Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota, marne ke baad intezaar nahi hota, dosti dekhkar karna mere dost, har insaan apun ki tarah cute, smart nahi hota 750. Phool ki shuruaat kali se hoti hai, zindagi ke shuruwaat din se hoti hai, pyaar ki shuruwaat dosti se hoti hai, aur dosti ki shuruwaat aapse hoti hai 751. Vaade pe who mere aithbaar nahi karte, hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte, darta hai dil unki ruswaai se aur wo samajhte hai hum unse pyaar nahi karte 752. Yun aaye who hamari zindagi mein, yun aaye who hamari zindagi mein, yun aye who hamari zindagi mein... abbey yeh shayari nahi dhundh unko aake kahan chal diye who

753. Khushi ke dhoondne se ghum milta hai, ye ghum zindagi mein har dum milta hai, jo dil ke saare ghum baantle, aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai 754. Dil yun kisi pe aata nahi, pyaar yuhi kisi se kiya jaata nahi, pyaar kiya hai dard to hoga hi, is dard ki aadat daal lo kyunki ye dard ZANDU BALM se jaata nahi 755. Wo mausam wo bahar bhi uske samne kam thi, uske saathe guzro wo waqt wo fiza bhi nam thi, par kya karein ae zalim apne hathoo mein mohabbat ki lakeer hi kam thi 756. Saato asmaan ki sair hum kar aye, har ek tare se dosti kar aye, ek tara khas tha jise hum apne sath le aye, varna aap hi sochiye aap is zameen par kaise aaye 757. Reliance new ad campaign: bhaad mein jaye baap ka sapna, jaldi ho batwara apna, cale the duniya karne muthi mein, ho gaya batwara chutki mein 758. Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi, tumhare dost ko ek pappi, dost ke dost ko ek puppi, batao kyun, aaj humare doggy ne 6 pappi ko jana diya 759. Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jaati hai, pyaas bujhti nahi barsaat guzar jaati hai, apni yaadon se kaho is tarha na aaya kare, neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai 760. Chup rahte hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye, humse koi ruswa na ho jay, badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai, bus ab kabhi mujhse juda na ho jaye 761. Rishton ki ahmiyat batate hai faasl, par thoda tadpate bhi hai fasle, dilon mein ho na doori dua karna, chah yun hi rahe miiilon ke faasle 762. Sardars 1 � kisse baat kar rahe ho? Sardars 2 � bibi se yaar Sardars 1 � bahut pyaar se baat karte ho bibi se Sardars 2 � meri nahi teri hai yaar 763. Haseen aap jaisa koi nazar aaya nahin, isliye kisi aur se dil lagaya nahi, dooba iskadar aapki nigahon mein, aaj tak us sagar se nikal paaya nahi 764. Wife: agar main mar jaon to tum kya karoge? Husband: shayad main bhi mar jaunga Wife: kyun? Husband: kabhi kabhi zyada khushi bhi jaan leleti hai 765. Gabbar singh jab paida hua to uski maa ne use zordar chata mara, logo ne puch kyun mara bacche ko? Maa boli � puchta hai kitne ai the? 766. Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurakar gham mitana zindagi hai, jeet kar hum khush huye to kya, haar kar khush rehna zindagi hai

767. Ghungat mein tujhe dekha tho diwana hua, sangeet ka taraana hua, shamaa ka parwaana hua, jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua 768. Karlo jo karna hai, kar lo jitne chahe kar lo, arre ruk kyun gaye, karte raho ruko mat bus karte raho mujhe aadat ho gai par kab tak karoge yaar free messages aaj raat tak hi hai 769. Collector banna hai tho IAS padh, doctor banna hai the MBBS padh, lawyer banna hai tho LLB padh aur agar chutiya banna hai tho mera SMS padh 770. Hasrat hi rahi ke deedar-e-yaar hota aur zinda rehte toh yehi intezaar hota, margaye tere jhoote wade pe warna na kabhi janaza uthta na kahin mazaar hota 771. Dil ki hasrat zuban par aane lagi, tumne dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi, yeh ishq tha ya thi meri deewangi, har surat mein surat teri nazar aane lagi 772. Jahan dosti wahan pyaar, jahan pyaar wahan takrar, jahan takrar, wahan judaai, jahan judaai, wahan dard, jahan dard wahan ZANDU BALM. Ab chota pack sirf Rs.2/773. Khwahish hi rah gayi unse aaj baat karne ki, par unhe fursat nahi kuch waqt humein deneki, yun to karlenge hum zindagi bhar unka intazaar, palat kar ek baar to puchle who kaisa raha din yaar 774. Zindagi mein hamesha haste raho hasna zindagi ki zaroorat hai, zindagi jiyo to is andaaz mein ki aapko dekhkar sabko lage zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai 775. Sharabi eye donate karne gaya, counter pe clerk ne pucha � kuch kehna chate ho? Usne kaha jise lagao use kehna ye aankh 4 peg peene ke baad khulti hai 776. Jo ho gaya so ho gaya, jo hona hoga wo hoga aur jo nahi hona hai wo nahi hoga kyunki jo hona hai, wo to hoga hi hoga ab dekhna hai ki kya hoga aur kya nahi hoga, hone ko to kuch bhi hoga yahi sochna hai ki kya hoga aur kya hoga agar kuch hoga to thik hoga aur nahi hoga to bhi thik hoga, thik hoga to kis kaaran se hoga aur kaaran hi thik nahi hoga to kuch kaise thik hoga, ab aap batao ki aage kya hoga? 777. Tum ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gherai mein jana chod diya, jab HOLI mein itne din baki hain, to aapne abhi se kyun nahana chod diya 778. 6 dogs were running, suddenly one asked why are we running? The other replied �agli gali mein ek naya khamba laga hai, chalo susu karne� 779. narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye, 12 botal pilane ke baad thekewale ne pucha aapko chadti kyun nahi? Narad bole MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON, thekewale ne kaha chad gayi sale ko 780. Na hoti hai mulaqat unse, na hoti hai baat unse, sirf khwaab mein ate hain, wahi milte hain, hum saari raat unse

781. Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chodd do, maa ne kaha paro ko chod do, paro ne kaha daru ko chod do, magar aapko kisne kaha sms karna chod do.... wah chunni babu, kemonache 782. Apnapan sikha kar juda ho gaye, na socha na samjha khafa ho gaye, duniya mein ab hum kisko apna kahenge, vo bhi sab ki tarah bewafa ho gaye 783. Teacher to student: make sentence in which all tenses come, present, past and future Student: sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyaar tha, aaj bhi hai aur kal bhi rahega 784. Mera dil jis dil pe fida hai, who shadi shuda hai, who shadi shuda hai, haan mohabbat ki ye saza hai.... who do bacho ki maa hai, do bacho ki maa hai 785. Dil ki nazuk dhadkon ko, mere dost tumne dhadkana sikhaya, jabse mili hai teri dosti, dil ko ghum mein bhi muskurana sikha diya 786. Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, doob kar jisme mar jaye vo river ho tum mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum 787. Ae khat ja unke haathon ko chumle, jab who padhe to unke aankho ko chumle, khuda na kare, wo phaad bhi dale, to girte-girte unke kadamo ko chumle 789. Chahera bhul jaoge to shikayat nahi karunga, naam bhul jaoge to gila nahi karunga, ae mere dost dosti bhul jaoge to dosti ki kasam maaf nahi karunga 790. Humne manga that saathe unka, judaai ka gum de gaye, hum yadon ke sahare jee lete, who bhool jane ki kasam de gaye 791. Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti, kabhi manga hoga humne ek accha dost yun hi, aap se hamari pehechan nahi hoti 792. Naa pyaar na mohabbat yaaro! Devdas ka kehna maano yaaro, na chandramukhi na paaro yaaro, roz shaam ko 2 peg maaro yaaro 793. Aaj wo humse jannat mein takra gaye yaaro, aaj wo humse jannat mein takra gaye yaaro... aur hamare dilse awaaz nikli � tumhare maaki, tum idhar bhi aa gaye 794. Idhar khuda hai, udhar khuda hai, jahan dekha wahan khuda hai, aur jana khuda nahi hai, kal khudva denge 795. Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the.... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili, aur aap ne kaha, ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DEDE BABA 796. Laal gulabi rang hai jhoom raha sansaar, suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahar, chaand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar, mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar.

797. Is jahan mein mohabbat kash na hoti to safar-e-zindagi mein mithas na hoti, agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut, to deewano ki kabar na hoti 798. Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai? TV hai? Kaun se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Aapke ghar mein chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyon nahi? Audio hai ke cd ke dvd? Home theatre kyon nahi hai? Nal hai? Paani aata hai? Fridge hai? Bada hai ke chota hai? Thanda karta hai? Ice banata hai? Kaun si company ka hai? To dusri company ka kyon nahi? Fan hai ke AC? Cooler kyon nahi hai? Phone nahi hai? ACCHA mobile hai? Balance hai? To SMS karo na yaar 799. Har table daru se saza rakhi hai, har type ke daru manga rakhi hai, na jane kis gali se ayega mera dost, humne har gali botloo se sajaa rakhi hai....CHEERS 800. Ek dost hai duniya mein jise ham khuda maante hai, jiske liya raat din khuda se duva mangte hai, khuda bhi jalte hai usase, vo bhi tujh jaisa dost mange hai 801. Apun ek sher bolega... charo taraf chaand fekrela hai light, boleto hogeli hai night, band kardalneka tube light, sone ka tight, boleto good night 802. Shaam javan hai, shaam javan hai, arz farmaatha hoon shaam javan hai aur uska baap major hai 803. Sardars riding a cycle hit a girl. Girl: ghanti nahi hai maar sakta kya? Sardars: poor cycle maar di ab ghanti alag se maru? 804. Kripya dhyaan de (18 blank screens) dhyaan dene ke liye shukriya ab apna kaam kare. 805. Roshini hai hazaro mein, masti hai nazaro mein, aap hai hazaro mein jaise chaand sitaro mein 806. Masti aankho mein hoti hai shaarab mein nahi, bhakti shraddha mein hoti hai, shabdo mein nahi, tu bhi jaan le mere dost dosti dil mein hoti hai sms mein nahi 807. Ek kabutar itna uda, itna uda, itna uda, bahut uda, bahut upar gaya, itna uda, itna uda, bas ab nahi dikh raha 808. 100 bewafai kubul hai 1 wafai ke liye, 100 ansu kubul hai 1 hasi ke liye, hum to mohtaj hai apke pyaar ke, 100 dushman kubul hai aapki 1 dosti ke liye 809. rulane se pehle ek baar hasaya hota kasoor kya hai is dil ka bataya hota, mili saza uss khata ki jo kihee nahi hamne kash tumse dil lagaya na hota 810. Somethings are made for each other. For example... shoe and socks, soap and water, paper and pen, shirt and pant, me and your girlfriend 811. Dhooom machale (8 times) bahut dhoom machalia ab padai karo

812. Ankhon ki awaz kuch aur hoti hai, ansuo ki aag kuch aur hoti hai, kuan chahta hai bichadna apno se, majburiyo ki baat kuch aur hoti hai 813. ---------------------------------------------------- pyaar ho gaya hai mere mobile ko aapke mobile se, isliye line maar raha hai. 814. Har pal humne umeddon se saja rakha hai, aur network ko bhi samjha rakha hai, jane kis waqt aaye message tumhara, humne apna mobile phoolon se saja rakha hai 815. Na bottle mein, na jar mein, na hotel mein, na bar mein, na bike pe, na car mein, ab to din gujarta hai� aapke sms ke intezaar mein 816. Ankhon mein khushi, labon par hasi, gam ka kahin naam naho, aapko is jahan ki saari khushiyan mile, in khushiyon ki kabhi shaam na ho 817. Fool ne fool se foolon ki foolwari mein fool ke saath wish kiya you are the most beautifool, wonderfool and colorfool amongst all the fools 818. sardar sote waqt 2 glass rakhte hai, ek mein paani aur ek khali, why? Kyunki pyaar lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bhi 819. a pretty girl was standing at bus stop, a boy walking along remarked, chaand to raat mein nikalta hai, din mein kaise nikal aaya� the girl replied, ullu to raat ko bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai 820. tumhara pyaar paa liya humne, tumko apna bana liya humne, jo bhi khawaab band aankho mien dekhe the, un sab ko khuda se tohfe mein paa liya humne 821. Frog: sardar ka dimag nahi hota. Srdr: hota hai, frog: nahi hota and jumps in the well. Srdr: isme suicide karne ki kya baat hai 822. Sardar to shopkeeper: India ka jhanda hai? Shopkeeper: haanji, yeh dekhiya, sardar: kyon bhai saab, is mein aur koi color milega 823. Na jaane kaun si baat akhri hogi, na jane kaun si din akhri hogi, karni hai to karlo ji bhar ke baatein, na jaane kaun si mulaqat akhri hogi 824. Khushbu ki tarah apke paas bikhar jayenge, sukun bankar dil mein utar jayenge, mehsus karne ki koshish to kijiye, door hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge 825. Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan leli. Chitragupt ne kaha isko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yamraj ne kaha kya karu march end tak target jo pura karna tha 826. In ankhon mein aansu aaye na hote, agar wo piche mudkar muskuraye na hote, unke jane ke baad itna gum na hota, agar wo zindagi mein aye hi na hote

827. Kuch bikre sapne hain, kuch tooti yaadein hain, ek chota sa aasma aur ummedo ki zameen hai, yun to bahut kuch hai zindagi mein, sirf jise chahte hai uski kami hai. 828. Log kehte hain ke ladkiyan zindagi hoti hai maut nahi, magar wo log yeh kyun bhool jate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi 829. Hamare dil mein dhadkan aapki sunayi deti hai,ankho mein surat aapki dikhayi deti hai, chalet to hum hai magar parchai aapki dikhayi deti hai 830. Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi achha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du 831. Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hain, kaanton ko kisne yaad kiya, lekin hum kanton se mohabbat karte hai, kyon ki hamein phoolon ne barbaad kiya 832. Meri harkato par naraaz na hona, pyaari si muskurahat apni khone na dena, sukoon milta hai dekh kar apki muskurahat, mujhe maut bhi aajaye to mar rona 833. Sapno ki tarah aakar chale gaye, apna banakar bhulakar chale gaye, kis baat ki saza di aapne humko pehle hasaya phir rulakar chale gaye 834. Man to sardar: aap baar baar same picture ki ticket kyun kharid rahe ho Sardar: oye main ki kara theatre ke door pe khada i meri ticket baar baar phad leta hai 835. Aap har manzil ko mushkil samajte hai, hum aap ko manzil samajte hai bada fark hai aapke aur hamare nazariye mein, aap humein sapna aur hum aap ko apna samajte hai. 836. What do you call a sikh female�s boyfriend? � her pal singh 837. Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein tere tasveer nazar aati hai, inhi khayalo mein kho kar aksar mere chai thandi ho jati hai 838. Jaate jaate who kuch aisi nishani de gayi, umar bhar dohra na sake aisi khanai de gayi, hum toh reh gaye pyase ke pyaase, par hamari palko ko who pani de gaye 839. Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo, jo dil kahe usi raah ko chuno, piche walo ko aage mat jaane do, jo aage hai unse aage niklo, tabhi tum acche truck driver banoge 840. Safar mein adhura hi rahega.. jab tak tumhara saath na milega bhalehi akela pahuchu manzil tak� lekin kuch bhulne ka ehsaas zaroor rahega 841. Sardar ka beta: maa kal raat maine bathroom ka door khola to apne aap light jail. Sardar ki maa boli: kamine tune phir fridge mein susu kiya

842. Dilse tera khayal na jaye to kya karu, tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karu, hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekhlu, magar kismat wo lamha na laye to kya karu 843. Once a sardar took 3 dogs out to park, another man said: kinne pyaare kutte hai, kya naam hai? Sardar: jaspinder, darmender, parminder. Man: bade pyaare naam hai, aur apka? Srdr: sadda naam tommy hai 844. Botal chupa la kabar mein, kabar mein baith ke piya karenge, jab jab mange hisaab khuda to peg bana ke diya karenge 845. Dosti ghazal hai gungunani ke liye, dosti naghma hai sunane ke liye, ye wo jazaba hai jo sabko milta nahi, kyunki hausla chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye 846. A very hairy lhasapso dog bites banta but he offers him biscuit. Santa: are you mad? Banta: yaar ek bar pata chal jaye iskal mooh kahan hai phir iski gand maar dunga 847. Kaash main sms hota, ek click mein aap ke paas hota, bhale aap mujhe delete kar deta, par kuch pal ke liye aap ka ehsaas to hota 848. 3+3=8 kaise hua? Batao, socho, try karo, nahi? Main batata hun, GALTI SE bewakoof 849. unhe chahna hamari kamjori hai, unhe keh nahi paana hamari majburi hai, who kyun nahi samjhte hamari khamoshi ko, kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaroori hai 850. dilke kareeb aake wo jab door ho gaye, saare haseen khwaab chur chur ho gaye, hamne wafa nibhayi tod badnaamiyan mili, aur jo log bewafa the who mashoor ho gaye 851. dil bhula nahi sakta tumhe, dhadkano ki jaroorat ho tum, tumse hai meri duniya haseen meri zindagi ho tum 852. palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, dosto ko bhool jaay wo hum nahi, tum hame bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi, kyunki hamaari bhi dosti kuch kam nahi 853. meri yaad aaye to yaad karo, jyada yaad aaye to sms karo, aur jyada yaad karo to phone karo, aur bhi jyada yaad aaye to milo, usse bhi jyada yaad aaye to please jhoot bolna band karo 854. Jab kisike taraf dil jhukne lage, baat aakar zubaan tak rukne lage to khao chatar patar kholo muh ka shutter 855. Na hoti hai mulaqat unse, na hoti hai baat unse, sirf khwaab mein aate hain wahi milte hain hum saari raat unse 856. Mil jaye har koi yunhi raaho mein ot kaise pata chale ke intazaar kya hota hia, tadap ke dekho kisiki chahat mein to pata chale ke pyaar kya hota hai

857. Dil armano se houseful hai, pure honge ya nahi ye doubtful hai, is duniya mein har cheez wonderful hai, par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi beautiful hai 858. Auron ne chehre se mohabbat ki hogi, hum ne dil se chaha hai aapki, maj buri kuch aisi hai hamari, chah kar bhi mohabbat dena sake aapko 859. Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai, na lene se meri jaan jati hai, kaise keh do ke sirf saans se main zinda hun, jabki saans se pehle hi aap yaad aati hain 860. Nayan mein bassujaho thodo yaad karjo, koi kaam padio to manne, yaad karjo, manne to aadat hai sms karan ki jo padan mein taklif hove to maaf karjo 861. Nishane pe jo lage use kehte hain teer, dil mein jo utar jaye use kehte hain tasveer, aur aap jaise dost ka saath mile to use kehte hain takhdeer 862. Banta: what�s ford Santa: gaadi Banta: what�s oxford? Santa: very simple, bail gaadi 863. Unki gali se jab mera janaza nikla, wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla, jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage, rakh kar mera janaza kambaqt use patane lage 864. Open with love, main tumse kuch kehna chahta hun, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyaar ke 3 akshar, the 3 golden words SUBAH HOGAYI MAMU, chalo kaam pe jao 865. Sham hote hi yeh dil udaas hota hai, tute khwaab ke siva na kuch paas hota hai, kya karu tumhari yaad bhi aisi waqt aati hai, jab koi Bandar mere samne hota hai 866. Jab jab humne chaha tab tab tum jage, jab jab hamne chaha tab tab tum jage� kyunki tumhare darwaze ki ghanti hum hi bajakar bhage 867. Beta: ammi 2 rupee do Ammi: id ke din dungi Beta: ammi aaj id hai Ammi: tumhe kisne bataya Beta: abba aur baju wali aunty gale mil rahe the tho maine samjha id hai 868. Yaaro jab hamari maut ho jaye, hamara janaza gali gali se ghuma dena, aaye agar mere maashuq ka ghar, toh sar se zara kafan hata dena 869. Dil tho jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in aankho se roya na gaya, kuch zakhm judai ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya 870. Friend is like priya gold biscuit haq se mango, pyaari slike pepsi yeh dil mange more, girl friend is like ghadi, pehle istemaal karo phir wishwaas karo

871. Ladkiya hame thukraye is baat ka hame ghum nahi per badnasib hai who ladkiyan jinke naseeb mein hum nahi 872. Kabhi jazbat tho kabhi yaadon ko dafan karte hai, kabhi aansu tho kabhi dard piya karte hain, mohtaj tho nahi hum phir bhi tere sms ka intezaar kiya karte hain 873. Shayar: arz kiya hai Sardar: irshaad irshaar Shayar: arz kiya hai Sardar: irshaad irshaar Shayar: abe kamino bolne to do Sardars: wah wah wah wah 874. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar raat na ho tho khwabo mein unse mulaqat na hoti, yeh dil hi tho hai har gham ki wajah, yeh na hota tho koi baa na hoti 875. Is barish mein hum tum bheeg jayenge tum saath ho to toofan se bhi takra jayenge, tum jahan bhi ho mujhe yaad karlo, barish bankar hum tere paas aa jayenge 876. Aandu paandu aur gandu tino dost baithe the, tabhi aandu pandu se bola chal gandu ki gand marte hai tho pandu bola abhi ruk pehle gandu ko sms to padh lene de 877. Deep jalte hain phool khilte hain, badi mushkil se aap jaise dost milte hain, kaliyo ko intezaar rahega phool ke khilne ka, hame intezaar rahega aap aur aapse milne ka 878. 1960 girl: jiya bekarar hai, aayi bahar hai aaja more sajna tera intezaar hai 2005 girl:jiya bekarar hai, aayi bahar hai aaja more sajna varna doosra tayaar hai 879. log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo ke hushn sar par sawaar ho jaye, hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo ke pathar dil ko bhi pyaar ho jaye 880. teri palko pe khwaab rakh gaya koi, teri saanson pe naam likh gaya koi, chalo wada raha tumse, bhool jana hame agar humse accha tumhe mil gaya koi 881. Dared dil ne dekho kitne gam jhele hain, mere maasum dil me zakhmo ke mele hain, mehfil ki khwahish thi mujhse yaaro, dekho zindagi mein aaj hum kitne akela hain 882. Doston ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya, kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to waise bhi akele the, accha hua jo aapne ehsaas dila diya 883. Dil ki awaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hain, sirf pane ka naam ishq nahi, kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hain. 884. Yaad na karoge tho sathayenge, ruthoge tho manayenge, roye tho hasaenge, dost hain tumhare saaya nahi jo andhere mein saath chod jayenge

885. Gum ke sagar mein guzara yeh jivan humne, apni palkon ko aansu se sajaya hai humne, apni chahat ko kabhi paa na sake hum, khud rokar dusro ko hasaya humne 886. Muskan tere hothon pe ho tho khushi mere dil mein hoti hai, aur agar dar tere dil ko ho tho aankhein meri roti hai, tu nehsoos karke dekh dosti aisi hi hoti hai

887. Hame tho hasne hasaane ki aadat hai, nazro se nazre milane ki aadat hai, par hamari tho nazre hi wahan mili, jinhe nazre jhukake sharmane ki aadat hai 888. Dil do tho kisi ek ko, aur do tho kisi nek ko, jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko, jab tak saccha dildar nahi mile try karte raho har ek ko 889. Unse roz milne ko dil chahta hai, kuch sunne sunane ko dil chahta hai, that kisike manane ka andaaz aisa ke phir ruth jane ko dil karta hai 890. Baat kehdi jaye zubanse zaruri tho nahi, umar guzari hai adhi puri tho nahi, samajh lena nigaho se mere dil ki dastan, dur baithe ho tho kya, dil se dur tho nahi 891. Tum itratey bahut ho, dil ko behlatey bahut ho, sochta hun tumhe dinner pe le jao, per kya karu, zalim tum khate bahut ho 892. Coke pio, pepsi pio, slice pio, mirinda pio, fanta pio, maaza pio, 7up pio, limca pio, nimbu pio, pio, pio, pio pio, pio pio, pio pio, pio pio, kyunki ab HUGGIES PAR Rs.2/- OFF HAI 893. Baap: ghar ka keemti saman chupa do mere 4 dost aa rahe hain Beta: aapke dost chor hain kya? Samaan chura lenge kya? Baap: nahi pehchaan lenge 894. A ki biwi B, B ki bhabhi C, c ki beti V, V ke dada G, G ki biwi K, K ki beti T, tho batao A aur T ka kya rishta hua? Reply if you have dum 895. Ek sardar 1000 watt ke bulb pe apne baap ka naam likh raha tha, uske baap ne poocha beta kya kar rahe ho? Usne kaha bapu, tera naam roshan kar raha hoon 896. Aye chaand tu chamak chahe na chamak, hamein koi bhi ghum nahin, kyuki yeh sms padhne wale bhi ek chaand hai jiski chamak tujhse kam nahin 897. Dilo ko dil mubarak phoolon ko khushbu mubarak hothon ko muskan mubarak, suraj ko roshni mubarak chand ko chandni mubarak apko hamari ore se aaj ki raat mubarak 898. Waqt mile to hame yaad karlena, pal pal na sahi din mein ek baar yaad kar lena, dost honge aap ke hajar par hamare liye tum jaisa ek hai, itna yaad kar lena

899. Aapki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, aapki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, hum hosh me aane hi wale the ki aapne fir se muskura diya 900. Koshish bahut ki dil ko samjhane ki, aankhon ko kasam di so jane ki, bahut samjhaya fir bhi aankhen nahi soyi, soyi tab jab maine baat ki aap ke khwaab me aane ki 901. Ulfat ka dastur hi kuch aisa hota hai, jisse chaho wohi apno se door hota hai, dil toot kar bhikarta hai is kadar yaro, jaise kanch ka khilona chur chur hota hai 902. Zindagi ek ajeeb paheli hai.. ????????????????????????????????????????????? keypad dabane se solve nahi hoga 903. Internet pe ladki patai, internet pe ho gai sagai, internet pe divorce ho gaya, isi bahane computer ka course ho gaya 904. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai, ham hai ke unse ulfat kiya karte hai� kudarat ne takdir mein ek tuta tara nahi likha, aur hum hai ki chaand ki arzu kiya karte hain 905. Kyun hamein kisi ki talash hoti hai, kyun dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai, chand ko dekho wo bhi to tanha hoti hai,phir bhi uski chandni se roshan sari raat hoti hai 906. Tum ho zindagi, tumhari kitab hain hum, tum ho nasha, sharab hain hum, kuch tho rishta hai hamara tumhara, tum sawal tho jawab hain hum 907. Har subah ki dhundh kuch yaad dilathi hai, har phool ki kali ek jaadu jagathi hai, kisi ki yaad aaye na aaye phir bhi aapki yaad aahi jaati hai 908. Arz kiya hai: main hu yahan, tu hai wahan, main hu yahan, tu hai wahan, lifebuoy hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan 909. Tumhari dosti ka sila har haal mein denge, khuda bhi mange ye dil to usey bhi taal denge, agar dil hi kahe ke tum bewafa ho tho dost ise bhi seeney se nikal denge 910. Customer: is mirror ki guarantee kya hai? Sardar: it is 99% safe! 100 feet ki unchai se fenkoge to 99 feet tak kuch nahi hoga 911. Boy: shaadi kar ke bhag jaye ya bhag kar shaadi kare Girl: fati hui chappal se maar khayega ya chappal fatne tak mar khayega 922. Kaato ke badle phool kya doge, ansu ke badle khushi kya doge hum chahte hai, aapse umar bhar pyaar, hamare iss sawal ka jawaab kya doge 923. Teri jheel si aankhon mein yeh dil dub jana chahta hai, par fir yeh khayal aata hai sala apun ko swimming nahi aata hai

924. Chahta hoon tujhe pyaar dun, dost pe apni zindagi waar dun, jab tera message nahi milta tho, mann karta hai tere bheje mein goli maar dun! 925. Dost ki dastan jab waqt sunayega, aap ko bhi ek shaqs yaad ayega, bhool jaoge zindagi ke sare gham, jab hamare saath bitaye kue ek pal yaad ayega 926. Kismat ruj gayi, dil ke taar toot gaye, who bhi ruk gaye, sapne bhi toot gaye. Baaqi rahe apne khazane mein do aansu, yaad teri aayi, to do aansu bhi loot gaye 927. Judge: sardar ke kaan kaat do Sardar: nahi main andha ho aunga Judge: bewakoof kaan katne se andha kaise honga: Sardar: chasma kaise lagaunga 928. Fareb thi hasi hum aashiqui samajh baithe, maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe waqt ka mazak tha ya badnasibi meri, unki do baanton ko chahat samajh baithe. 929. Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, dilon mein chupi daulat nahi dekhi, jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit thi hai dosti, usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi 930. nadi ka wahi kinara hai, din ka wahi nazara hai, farq bus itna hai, teri jagah teri yaadon ka sahara hai 931. khamoshi se tum rehne lage ho, intezaar kiska karne lage ho, yaqinan kisise hui hai mohabbat, bina baat ke muskurane lage ho 932. ishq mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata, humse toota hua shisha dekha nahi jata, apne hisse ke saare sms tujhe dedu, mujhse tera kangaal inbox dekha nahi jaha 933. rishtey hote hain zindagi bitane ke liye, hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye, milne ka tho nasib nahi, lo sms kiye apni yaad dilane ke liye 934. (6x)+(54y)-(25z)/40(652x)+(44550y)-(5250)=? Abbe sardar hai kya? Itna kya sochta hai? Time sms hai! 935. Bahut kam hote hain log aise, jinhe sachi chahat ki pahchan hoti hai, kisi pe mar mitne se pehle soch lena dost, gavane ke liye sirf ek hi jaan hoti hai 936. ?????????????????AG����[

kya dekh rahe ho, jacki chan ka sms aaya hai

937. Hasne ke baad kyun rulati hai yeh zindagi, jaane ke baad kyun bulati hai yeh duniya, zindagi mein kya kuch kasar baki thi jo marne ke baad jalati hai yeh duniya 938. Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, humne kaha yeh dard kubul hai, sabne kaha is dard ke saath jee nahi paoge, humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna bhi kubul hai

939. Chahne se har baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jis dost ko chahte hain jaan se zyaada, aajkal unse mulakat nahi hoti 940. Likhne se pehle salaam karte hain, dard-e-dil se paigam karte hain, ye mat samajhna ke bhool gaye hain hum, yaad tho apko subah shaam karte hain 941. Namaskar yeh national health sewa hai, isme hum raat ko sone se pehle asap jaise logo ko susus karna yaad dilate hai taki aapka bed geela na ho 942. Baa adab, ba mulaiza hoshiyar shahenshao ke shahensha hidustan ke takhto taj ke waris noore chasam tajdar-e-hindustan SANDY MAHARAJ sone ja rahe hain 943. ASSALAM Aasan zindai ho Sachi raah ho Salaam qaim ho Aehsaas-e-gunaah ho Labh pe hamesha tauba ho Allah ka fazal ho Mauta imaan par ho 944. Dimag ho tho jawab do tumhare bhai ki bhatiji ki chachi ki saas ke bhai ki bivi ki saas ke pati ke jamai ke poti ke maan ki nanad ka bhai tumhara kya? 945. Ulfat ka dastu hi kuch aisa hota hai, jise chaho wohi apno se door hota hai, dil toot kar bikhartha hai is kadar yaaro, jaise kanch ka khilona chur chur hota hai 946. Teri palko pe khwaab rakh gaya koi , teri sanson pe naam likh gaya koi, chalo wada raha tumse, bhool jana hame agar hamse acha tumhe mil gaya koi 947. Dimaga ke liye santre ka juice, ankhon ke liye carrot ka juice, sehat ke liye anar ka juice, kuch na mile to angutha choos 948. Yaadon ki dhund mein teri parchai si lagti hai, sannate mein gunjti hai shehnai si lagti hai, tum karib ho apnapan hai varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai 949. D se dosti, D se dushmani, D se dard, D se dilagi, D se inte bhi door na ho jana ke D se dekh bhi na sako, samajh D se dear 950. Hasrato se hum aapki rah saja denge, sapno ki daulat hum aap par luta denge, na koi phool hai mere daaman mein, lekin apke aane par palke bicha denga 951. Nazar hona apse galti kehlaigi, agar aaj hamse naraz ho gaye to yeh sanse tham jayegi, hanste rehana hamesha yun hi, aapki hasi se kisi ki zindagi sawar jaegi

952. Ishq aisa karo ke dhadkan mein bas jaye, sans bhi loo to khushbu usi ki aaye, pyaar ka nasha ankhon pe chaye, baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye 953. Santa goes to temple daily and prays o bhagwan aaj meri lottery lagwa de, he did this for 6 months. At last god spoke abbe gadhe ticket to khareed 954. Barsaat aaye aur zameen gili na ho, doop aaye aur ujala na ho, ae dost tune yeh kaise soch liya tumhare paas mobile ho aur mera sms na ho 955. Haqiqat mohabbat ki judaai hoti hai, kabhi kabhi pyaar mein bewafai hoti hai, hamari taraf hath badakar dekho� dosti mein kitni sachai hoti hai 956. Tere karmon ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile, Tere karmon ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile, zor se tatti aae aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile 957. Neend aaye to khawab aaye, khwab aaye to aap aaye is kashmokash mein hamari raat guzar gayi, na neend aaye na khwaab aaye 958. Vo dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho, vo apnapan hi kya jisme judai na ho, vo dil hi kya jisme yaad na ho, vo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho 959. Hum hawa ke jhoke ke hain guzar jayenge, khamoshi se tumhare dil mein utar jayenge, pake tumhari dosti ye hua ehsaas, dost tumse bichad kar hum mar jayenge 960. Apun wishing you a wonderful super duper zabardast extra badhiya extra special ek dum mast and dhinchak bole tho ek dum jhakaas night 961. Kashti behti hai kinare ki talaash men. Log milte hain pyaar ki aas mein, hum roz milte nahin aapse magar, waqt bitaate hain aapki yaad mein 962. Whats marriage? Alpenlibe ji lalchaye raha na jaye TVS meelo chalti muskan Kinetic sabki hawa nikal de Chloromint dubara mat poochna 963. Kisi mod pe akela na chodna, armano se bhara dil kabhi todna, duniya begani banthi hai tho kya gham hai, tamana yehi hai ki bas aap humse muh kabhi na modna 964. Judge: you are crossing the limits Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: how dare you call me saala? Lawyer: my lord, I said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai? 965. Bhulana tumhe na aasan hoga, jo bhule tumhe who nadaan hoga, aap tho baste ho dil mein hamare, aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga

966. Arz kiya hai� mast hawayein hain mausam bhi suhana hai, Bandar bhi English padh rahe hain kya educational zamana hai 967. Is matlab ki duniya mein kaun kiska hota hai sms bhi wohi karta hai jiska dil hota hai, lekin yeh baa tho sabhi jante hian ke aapko to free bhi mehnga lagta hai 968. Who waqt who lamhe ajeen honge, duniya mein hum khush naseeb honge, door se jab itna yaad karte hain aapko, kya hoga jab aap hamare kareeb honge 969. Marwadi shayar ne arz kiya: moorakh tha shahjahan jo kar gaya karcha itna taj par� kar raat nayee mumtaz aa jati us karche ke byaaj par 970. Koi kisi ke dard mein shamil nahi hai, har ada husn ke kabil nahi hai, sab kuch lutakar samajh mein aaya, ae dost yeh duniya pyar ke kabil nahin hai 971. Din jo bitaye aapke saath humne, nazar unko baar baar talaash karti hai, gila nahi jo naseeb mein juda kar dega, aaj bhi aapki judaai humse pyaar karti hain 972. Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawab HA ya NA mein deke batao � kya apko pagalpan ke daure padne band ho gaye hain? 973. each word reversely: a suomaf rotcod dlot em that ylno ltnem stnetap evah eht tnelat ot daer sms neve nehw sti nettirw ylesrever. You have proved it 974. sone ka khatte mitthe sapne dekhne ka, bhoot ko nai dekhne ka, bole to khud ka thopda aayine mein nahi dekhne ka. Aur chaddar odk ke so jaane ka Fareb thi hasi hum aashiqui samajh baithe, maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe waqt ka mazak tha ya badnasibi meri, unki do baanton ko chahat samajh baithe. Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, dilon mein chupi daulat nahi dekhi, jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit thi hai dosti, usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi Nadi ka wahi kinara hai, din ka wahi nazara hai, farq bus itna hai, teri jagah teri yaadon ka sahara hai Khamoshi se tum rehne lage ho, intezaar kiska karne lage ho, yaqinan kisise hui hai mohabbat, bina baat ke muskurane lage ho Ishq mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata, humse toota hua shisha dekha nahi jata, apne hisse ke saare sms tujhe dedu, mujhse tera kangaal inbox dekha nahi jaha Rishtey hote hain zindagi bitane ke liye, hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye, milne ka tho nasib nahi, lo sms kiye apni yaad dilane ke liye

(6x)+(54y)-(25z)/40(652x)+(44550y)-(5250)=? Abbe sardar hai kya? Itna kya sochta hai? Time sms hai! Bahut kam hote hain log aise, jinhe sachi chahat ki pahchan hoti hai, kisi pe mar mitne se pehle soch lena dost, gavane ke liye sirf ek hi jaan hoti hai ?????????????????AG����[

kya dekh rahe ho, jacki chan ka sms aaya hai

Hasne ke baad kyun rulati hai yeh zindagi, jaane ke baad kyun bulati hai yeh duniya, zindagi mein kya kuch kasar baki thi jo marne ke baad jalati hai yeh duniya Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, humne kaha yeh dard kubul hai, sabne kaha is dard ke saath jee nahi paoge, humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna bhi kubul hai Chahne se har baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jis dost ko chahte hain jaan se zyaada, aajkal unse mulakat nahi hoti Likhne se pehle salaam karte hain, dard-e-dil se paigam karte hain, ye mat samajhna ke bhool gaye hain hum, yaad tho apko subah shaam karte hain Namaskar yeh national health sewa hai, isme hum raat ko sone se pehle aap jaise logo ko susu karna yaad dilate hai taki aapka bed geela na ho Baa adab, ba mulaiza hoshiyar shahenshao ke shahensha hidustan ke takhto taj ke waris noore chasam tajdar-e-hindustan SANDY MAHARAJ sone ja rahe hain ASSALAM Aasan zindai ho Sachi raah ho Salaam qaim ho Aehsaas-e-gunaah ho Labh pe hamesha tauba ho Allah ka fazal ho Mauta imaan par ho Dimag ho tho jawab do tumhare bhai ki bhatiji ki chachi ki saas ke bhai ki bivi ki saas ke pati ke jamai ke poti ke maan ki nanad ka bhai tumhara kya? Ulfat ka dastu hi kuch aisa hota hai, jise chaho wohi apno se door hota hai, dil toot kar bikhartha hai is kadar yaaro, jaise kanch ka khilona chur chur hota hai Teri palko pe khwaab rakh gaya koi, teri sanson pe naam likh gaya koi, chalo wada raha tumse, bhool jana hame agar hamse acha tumhe mil gaya koi Dimaga ke liye santre ka juice, ankhon ke liye carrot ka juice, sehat ke liye anar ka juice, kuch na mile to angutha choos

Yaadon ki dhund mein teri parchai si lagti hai, sannate mein gunjti hai shehnai si lagti hai, tum karib ho apnapan hai varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai D se dosti, D se dushmani, D se dard, D se dilagi, D se inte bhi door na ho jana ke D se dekh bhi na sako, samajh D se dear Hasrato se hum aapki rah saja denge, sapno ki daulat hum aap par luta denge, na koi phool hai mere daaman mein, lekin apke aane par palke bicha denga Nazar hona apse galti kehlaigi, agar aaj hamse naraz ho gaye to yeh sanse tham jayegi, hanste rehana hamesha yun hi, aapki hasi se kisi ki zindagi sawar jaegi Ishq aisa karo ke dhadkan mein bas jaye, sans bhi loo to khushbu usi ki aaye, pyaar ka nasha ankhon pe chaye, baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye Barsaat aaye aur zameen gili na ho, doop aaye aur ujala na ho, ae dost tune yeh kaise soch liya tumhare paas mobile ho aur mera sms na ho Haqiqat mohabbat ki judaai hoti hai, kabhi kabhi pyaar mein bewafai hoti hai, hamari taraf hath badakar dekho� dosti mein kitni sachai hoti hai Tere karmon ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile, Tere karmon ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile, zor se tatti aae aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile Neend aaye to khawab aaye, khwab aaye to aap aaye is kashmokash mein hamari raat guzar gayi, na neend aaye na khwaab aaye Vo dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho, vo apnapan hi kya jisme judai na ho, vo dil hi kya jisme yaad na ho, vo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho Hum hawa ke jhoke ke hain guzar jayenge, khamoshi se tumhare dil mein utar jayenge, pake tumhari dosti ye hua ehsaas, dost tumse bichad kar hum mar jayenge Apun wishing you a wonderful super duper zabardast extra badhiya extra special ek dum mast and dhinchak bole tho ek dum jhakaas night Kashti behti hai kinare ki talaash men. Log milte hain pyaar ki aas mein, hum roz milte nahin aapse magar, waqt bitaate hain aapki yaad mein Whats marriage? Alpenlibe ji lalchaye raha na jaye TVS meelo chalti muskan Kinetic sabki hawa nikal de Chloromint dubara mat poochna

Kisi mod pe akela na chodna, armano se bhara dil kabhi todna, duniya begani banthi hai tho kya gham hai, tamana yehi hai ki bas aap humse muh kabhi na modna Judge: you are crossing the limits Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: how dare you call me saala? Lawyer: my lord, I said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai? Bhulana tumhe na aasan hoga, jo bhule tumhe who nadaan hoga, aap tho baste ho dil mein hamare, aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga Arz kiya hai� mast hawayein hain mausam bhi suhana hai, Bandar bhi English padh rahe hain kya educational zamana hai Is matlab ki duniya mein kaun kiska hota hai sms bhi wohi karta hai jiska dil hota hai, lekin yeh baa tho sabhi jante hian ke aapko to free bhi mehnga lagta hai Who waqt who lamhe ajeen honge, duniya mein hum khush naseeb honge, door se jab itna yaad karte hain aapko, kya hoga jab aap hamare kareeb honge Marwadi shayar ne arz kiya: moorakh tha shahjahan jo kar gaya karcha itna taj par� kar raat nayee mumtaz aa jati us karche ke byaaj par Koi kisi ke dard mein shamil nahi hai, har ada husn ke kabil nahi hai, sab kuch lutakar samajh mein aaya, ae dost yeh duniya pyar ke kabil nahin hai Din jo bitaye aapke saath humne, nazar unko baar baar talaash karti hai, gila nahi jo naseeb mein juda kar dega, aaj bhi aapki judaai humse pyaar karti hain Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawab HA ya NA mein deke batao � kya apko pagalpan ke daure padne band ho gaye hain?

Santa goes to temple daily and prays o bhagwan aaj meri lottery lagwa de, he did this for 6 months. At last god spoke abbe gadhe ticket to khareed Bindas sone ka khatte mitthe sapne dekhne ka, bhoot ko nai dekhne ka, bole to khud ka thopda aayine mein nahi dekhne ka. Aur chaddar odk ke so jaane ka Duniya ka har shouk pala nahi jata, kaanch ke khilono ko yun uchala nahi jata, mehnat karne se mushkile ho jati hai aasan, har kaam taqdeer pe tala nahi jata Aap hamari gali me aaye, thode sharmaye, thoda itraye, thoda muskuraye, thoda ghabraye aur zor se chillaye, ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DEDE BABA

Dosti hai tho aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai, dost na ho tho mehfil bhi samshan hoti hai, sara khel tho dosti ka hi hai, warna janaza aur barat ek saman hoti hai. Nadiyo se kinare choot jate hain, asmaan se tare toot jate hai, zindagi mein aksar aisa hota hai, jise hum dil se chahte hai, wahi humse rooth jaate hain Dillagi dil ko jalaati hai, dilruba hum ko jalaati hai, yeh sms nahi hamari jaan hai, jo aap ko hamaari dil ki baat sunaati hai 1 sardar to another: oye kab tak akela rahega abtho tujhe ghar mein patni le ani chahiye 2nd sardar: idea tho accha hai� lekin sochta hu kiski pyaar mein khona bhi padta hai, thokar kah kar sambhalna bhi padta hai, yun asani se kuch bhi nahi milta, kuch pane ke liye kuch khona bhi padta hai koi dikha ke roye, koi chupa ke roye, hamein rulaaney vale hamein rula ke roye, marne ka maza tho tab hai yaaro� jab kaatil bhi janaaze per aake roye manzil ki taraf chalo, jo dil kahi usi rah ko chuno, piche walonko aagey nahi jane do, jo aagey hai unse aagey niklo, tabhi ache RIKSHAWALE banoge main mar jaun tho mera jism jala dena, lekin usme se pehle mera dil nikaal lena, mujhe parwaah nahi hai dil ke jal jaane ki, mujhe to parwaah hai usme rehnewale ki khushnaseeb hai aap jo hum aapki dosti ko itni shiddat se chahte hain, warna hum wo shaksh hai jo khwaab mein bhi appointment se aate hain Sher aur shairi tho koi bhi kar leta hai par jab asli sher samne aata hai tho aage se dettol aur peeche se burnol nikla jaata hai Tumhara hamara rishta tho aankho aur palkon jaisa hai, agar palak kuch der na jhapke to ankh ro deti hai aur agar ankh mein kuch chala jae tho palke tadap uthti hai DOSTI � kaho to do lafz, maano to bandagi, socho tho gehra sagar, dubo to zindagi, karo to asaan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum Kaash main kaanch ka glass hota, tere show case mein saja hota, ae zalim kabhi to tujhe pyaas lagti kabhi to tere hoto se laga hota Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, milte hai bahut log is tanha zindagi mein, par koi dost tumse pyaara nahi hota Jabse tumhe jaana hai, jabse tumhe paaya hai, har dua mein meri sirf tumhara naam samaya hai taaki pooch saku khuda se ye kaunsa cartoon banaya hai

Ba-adab ba-mulaiza hoshiyaar shahenshao-ke-shahensha Hindustan ke takhto taj ke waris chasme noor tajdar-e-hindustan yaneki hum message bhej rahe hain Ek family SHOLAY dekh ke aayi aur pati patni sse romantically bola �naach basanti naach� child added: �mummy! Is kutte ke samne mat nachna� Bagair jane pehchane ikraar na kijiye, muskura kar dil ko bekarar na kijiye, gulab bhi de jate hai zakhm gehra kabhi kabhi, har gulab par yun aitbaar na kijiye Jab hamari dosti itni khubsurat ban gayi, apki hasi aankho ki roshni ban gayi, apke bina itne tanha ho gaye ki sms tone dil ki dhadkan bangayi Mohabbat ek se ho to BHOLAPAN hai, do se ho to APNAPAN hai, teen se ho to DEEWANAPAN hai, chaar se ho to PAGALPAN hai, phir bhi counting na ruke to KAMEENAPAN hia. Khuda na kare aapko koi gam mile, khushiyan aur hansi har dam mile, gam jab bhi badh chale aapki or khuda kare raaste mein usse hum mile Kaun tumko palko pe bithayega, kaun tumko dega ye mohabbat, choti choti baton pe manayega kaun, jab koi tumko bhi bhulayega, tumko mera pyaar yaad ayega Aap jaise log hame kuch khas lagte hain, hum mann mein har waqt ek aas rakhte hain na jane kab aa jaye aapka sms, isliye mobile dil ke paas rakhte hain Silsile tho yuhi chalte rahenge, fasale hai badalte rahenge, aap kyun nahi samajhte hamari baat ko, aap ke bina to hum pal pal marte rahenge Hoto pe ate ho baat bankar, dil mein ate ho yaad bankar, aankhon mein ate ho sapna bankar, kabhi ho sake tho meri zindagi mein ana apna bankar Tuti hui kashti ko savarte kisne dekha, bhichde kinaro ko milte kisne dekha, bin badal ke barish ko kisne dekha, ishq to sirf chadta hai, utarte kisne dekha Mili hai bahot saza tumse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gai hamare pyaar ko zamane ki, kabr se nikle hue dono haath kehte hain, aarzoo rah gai hai tumhe gale se lagane ki Teri dosti mein ek nasha hai, tabhi to yeh duniya hamse khafaa hai, na karo hamse itni dosti ki dil hi puchhe teri dhadkan kahan hai Simat jane do in palon ko, kya jane kal ho na ho, ho bhi yeh lamhe kal to kya malum, shayad shamil un palo mein hum ho na ho Nazar hamari, nazar tumhari, nazar ne dil ki nazar uteri, nazar ne dekha, nazar ko aise ke kabhi na nazar lage dosti ko hamari

Guess mujhme aur abdul kalam mein kya similarity hai. Nahi pata? So simple, wo mere ghar nahi aate main unke ghar nahi jata Kahan se chale the, hum aye kaha tak, kahi mil gae manzilon ke nishan tak, bad dooriya hain bade fasle hain tumhare jana se hamare jahan tak Dear tum bhi likha karo shayari, meri tarah tumhara bhi naam ho jayega, jab tujh par bhi fekenge log ande aur tamatar, raat ki sabji ka intejaam ho jayega Do pal ki zindagi yuhi beet jayegi, kaali raat ke baad nayi subah ayegi, agar dosto ki yaad satayegi to kasam se aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi Zindagi ek raat hai, jis mein na jane kitne khwaab hai� jo mil gaya who apna hai� jo toot gaya who sapna hai Dooriyo se fark padta nahi baat to dil ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai, dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai verna, mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai Agar mujhe 5 min mein message na bheja to bhagwaan apko mulayam ki akal, laloo ki shakal, jaya ki jawani, mayawati ki vaani, kalaam jaise baal, atal jaise chaal dega Din tere khayal mein guzar jata hai, raat ko bhi tera hi kahayal aata hai, kabhi ye kayal is kadar badh jata hai ki aaine mein bhi tera chehra nazar aata hai Ek ladki sardar ke paas gayi�� sardar ne paltaya, peeche se khola aur dala� ladki bahut khush thi.. who pehli baar dalwa rahi thi� SIM CARD Din jo bitaaye aapke saath humne, nazar unko baar baar talash karti hai, gila nahi jo naseeb mein juda kar diya, aaj bhi aapki judai humse pyaar karti hai Bedard kuch dost ho gaye hain humare, jo hamara intezaar bhi nahi karte� kabhi hamse bahut baat kiya karte the ab to yaad bhi nahi karte Hoton pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate, sahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi aate, udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa mein, fir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate Taraste the jo milne ko humse kabhi, aaj vo kyo mere saye se bhi katrate hai, hum bhi wahi hai, dil bhi wahi hai, na jane kyun log badal jate hain Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyaar bhara dil tod diya. Kuch chillar paiso ke liye tumne message karna chod diya Sardar: yaar ye muge ke bache anda todkar bahar kaise aa jata hai? Sardar2: oye pehle mainu ye bata ye band ande me ghus kaise jate hain

Dosti karo tho dhoka mat dena, dusro ko aasuon ka tofa mat dena, dil se roye koi zindagi bhar aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena Unki muskan hamari kamzori hai, unhe keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai, vo kyon nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, kya kahamoshi ko zubaan dean zaroori hai Namazi par Allah ke 5 naam Aasan rozi Azaabe qabr nahi A�maal dayen haath mein Pulsiraat ka rasta asaan Bina hisaab ke jannat . royengi aankh muskurane ke baad, aayegi raat din dhal jane ke baat. O janewale zara udke tho dekh shayad ye zindagi na rahe tere jane ke baad Dosti ka pehla paigam aapke naam, zindagi ki akhari shaam apke naam, iss safar mein humsafar hain hum dono, is dosti ko nibhana hain aapke naam Dil dil se juda nahi hote, yuhi kisi par fida nahi hote, pyaar se bada dosti ka rishta hai, kyonki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote Fareb thi hasi hum aashiqui samajh baithe, kisi aur ki zindagi ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe, waqt ka mazak tha ya badnasibi meri, phir se kisi ke baathon ko chahat samajh baithe Bazuo mein dam rakhte hain, dil mein gam rakhte hain, teri dosti ke baad logo se wasta kam rakhte hain, pata that mujhe sms aayega tera, isliye disprin sang rakhte hain Log kehte hain main sharabe hun, tum ne bhi shayad yehi sochliya, kisi pe husn ka gurur jawani ka nasha, kisi ke dil pe mohabbat ki rawani ka nasha, kisi ko dekh ke saason se ubharta hai nasha, bina piye bhi kahi hadse guzarta hai nasha, nashe mien kaun nahi hai mujhe batao zara, kise hai hosh mere samne to lao zara, nasha hai sabpe magar rang nashe ka hai juda, khili khili hui subah pe hai shabnam ka nasha, hawa pe khushbu ka badal pe hai rimjhim ka nasha, kahin suroor hai khushiyon ka kahin gham ka nasha, nasha sharab mein hota to nachti botal, maikate ghoomte paimano mein hoti hulchul Yaad aaye kabhi tho aankhen num na karna, hum chale bhi jaye tho gam na karna yeh zaroori nahi hai rishetey ka koi naam ho par dosti ka ehsaas dil se kum na karna Anjane mein hum dil gawa baithe, is pyaar mein kaise dhoka kah baithe, unse kya gila kare bhul hamari hai jo bina dilwaloose dil laga baithe Yeh dosti ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain, sabke apne apne naseeb hote hain, rehte hai to nigahon se door, wahi yaadon ke sabse kareeb hote hain

Har kadam pe imtehaan leti hai zindagi, har waqt naye se deti hai zindagi, zindagi se kaise shikwa kare, aap jaisa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi Safar lamba hai dost banate chalo, dil mile na mile haath baadhate chalo, TAJ na banao bahut mahanga padega, lekin jaha bhi jao, ek nayi MUMTAJ banate chalo Ye duriya yeh fasale najane kab kiye, kismat ne ye faisle, aap bhi udaas aur hum bhi bechain na khataa aapki na shikayat hamari,phir bhi yeh khamoshi phir bh ye tanhai, gum hogai hai wo khushbu se mehkte baatein wo mulakate wo meethi raatein, ab sirf beetey lamho ki yaadon ka ghera hai, najane kis waqt palak jhapakne se ansuon ka girna hai na thi hamari ye dosti kismat ko manzur agar aaj na hoti judai to kal ki thi yeh khabar, baat na hamari hai aur na hamari hai Gila rahe humse shikwa rahe humse, arzoo hai yehi ek silsila rahe humse, fasle ho darmiya ya khata ho humse dua hai bas nazdikiya rahe hamse Khuda se scooter mange toh car diya, phone manga to mobile diya, ghar manga to bangla diya, dost manga to tumhe diya, ae khuda akhri baar dhoka kyun diya Ishq ke charche bahut hain, husn ke parche bahut hain, humne bhi dekha ishq karke, baap re baap ishq mein karche bhi bahut hain Mohabbat mujhe thi usse itni saman, yaadon mein dil tadata raha, maut bhi chahat ko rok na saki kabr mein bhi dil dhadakta hai Khushi mile to hasna sake, gham mile to rona sake, zindagi ka to yeh hi dastur hai jise chaha use pana sake aur jise paya use chaha na sake Saaz ke 7 awaz, samander ke 7 sahil, phool ke 7 khushboo, jism ke 7 rooh, shama ke 7 parwane, khushi ke 7 gham aur aap ke saath hum Kanch chubhe to nishaan reh jata hai, dil tute to armaan reh jata hai, laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par, phir bhi umar bhar ek zakham reh jata hai Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhaayenge, tum roz khafa hona, hum roz manayenge, teri pyaar ka sila agar mila to hum patthar mein phool khiladenge Samajh samajh kar samajh ko samajho, samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai, samajh samajh kar samajh ko jo na samajhe who meri samajh mein nasamajh hai� tho kya apa meri samajh ko samjhe nasamajh????? Sochta hum is sagar ki lehron ko dekh kar, kyun ye kinare se takra kar laut aate hain, karte hain wo kinare se bewafai ya sagar se wafa nibhate hain Dil-e-arzoo ne hume diwana bana diya, roye the na kabhi par tune rula diya, tumhe hamari yaad na aayi hogi, par humne tumhari yaad mein zamana bhula diya

Geeta saar: sms who gyan hai jo batne se badhta hai, isliye hey praani, tu bill ka moh tyaag de aur sms kar, tabhi tera manav janam safal hoga Zaban khamosh magar dil bekarar hai, aankhe bata rahi hain tumhe kisi se pyaar hai, band rakha karo in ankho ko dost, ye aankhe nahi hai dil ki kitaab hain Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, pyaar ko yeh zamana kya jaane, hoti hai kitni taqlif kabar mein, who upar se phool dalnewala kya jaane Yaad mein teri aahen bharta hai koi, maut sachai hai ek roz aani hai, lekin teri judai mein har roz marta hai koi Hum tho masroof the apni tanhaiyon mein, muddato baad kisi ne pukara hai, ek pal thehar kar sochne lage�kya yeh naam hamara hai Tamanao mein bhi tujhe yaad karene teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, tujhe aane ko nahi kahenge phir bhi tera intezaar karenge Badal gaya hai zamana� nahi nahaye tho kya sharmana, ab tho hai aapke paas readymade bahana, DO BUCKET PAANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA Gham mein hasne walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehron se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisiko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata Ek banda love letter likhta hai ek ladki ko aur neeche sign maarta hai, tumhara aur sirf tumhara aur tum na mili to kisi aur ka Gam ki aandhiyon mein hum utar jayenge, sagar hai samandar mein utar jayenge, hume marne ke liye faansi ki nahi zarurat , dil se nikal do yuhi mar jayenge Who mile humko kahani bankar, dil mein rahe pyaar ke nishani bankar, hum jinhe jagah dete hain, aankhon ke andar wo aksar nikal jate hain pani bankar Wo chum le ek baar to aati ahi neend, unki meethi awaz mein hi raat jaati hain beet, isliye kehta hum ye risk na uthao, kachua jalao machar bhagao Film aaya film gaya, cinema aaya madarsa gaya, fashion aya haya gayi, video aaya hidayat gayi, gana aaya tilarat gayi, rivaz aaya sunnat gayi, doulat aayi mohabbat gayi� allah hifazat farmae aameen Aaj ko guroor hai kyunki uske paas NOOR hai, ab hum kispe guroor kare hamara chand tho hamse door hai Aapki mehfil ka mausam suhana lage, ek pal churalu agar bura na lage, aap hume milkar bhul jaoge par apko bhulane mein shayad humko zamana lage

Roz khwabo mein aate hain wo� apni har baat doharate hain wo� hamesha kehte hai ki rehenge paas aapke� subah hote hi tanha chod jate hain wo Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi, intezaar bhala par judai to nahi, milna bichadna to kismat hai apni, aakhir insane hain hum khuda to nahi Is dil mein tarane bahot hain, zindagi mein jeene ke bahan bahot hain, kis kis ko sms karu kambakht is nacheez ke deewane bahot hain Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi, khata sirf itni hai ki batate nahi, aap zindagi se zyada anmol hain hamare liye, samajhte hoge aap, yeh soch hum jatate nahi Judai se pucho mohabbat kya hai, tadap kar who ro degi, zindagi se pucho maut kya hoti hai, mohabbat ke alawa kuch na kahegi Wafaun se ghabrate hain, jidhar bhi dekho gham hi gham nazar aate hain, dil ka dard ansu bankar na nikle isliye hum har waqt muskurate hain Diya hai bhagwan ne mobile to itni kadar karo, karo na karo call magar do char miss call to kiya karo. Hotho ki zuban ye ansu kehte hain, chup rehte hain lekin phir bhi behte hai, in aansuon ki kismat to dekhiye, ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mien rehte hain Dil se khayal na jaaye to kya karun, tuhi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, hasrat hai tujhe ek nazar dekhloon lekin, kismat wo lamha na laaye to kya karun Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat, wo aankhon se vaar karti hai, maine inhi aankhon se dekha hai, wo kitno se pyaar karti hain Zakham dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai, zakhm dekar puchte hain ab hal kaisa hai, kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro, sari duniya ka mizaz ek jaisa hai Pyaar karo� pyaar ki koyi hadh nahi hoti, do dilon ke beech sarhad nahi hoti, dilruba ko to sabhi chahte hain, bewafa ko chahne ki kismat sabhi ki nahi hoti Tere saath ke liye hazaro tanhaiyan kurbaan, teri ek jhalak ke liye hazaro tasveer kurban, tu saath ho to aur kya chahiye, teri ek muskan ke liye meri har khushi kurban Do you have it? Sulgta jism, kap-kapate honth, thar-tharata badan, lar-kharati awaz, nashili aankhen. If you do, you are suffering from MALARI, pleas take care Dosti � kaho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, dubo to zindagi, karo to aasan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tumTaj mahal kuch logon ke liye ek ajuba hai, kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas hai, hamare tumhare liye ye ek bakwaas hai kyunki har roz badalti hamari mumtaz hai

Lab khamosh ho jate hain, jab tum samne aaate ho dil dhadakta hai, jab nigaahe milate ho saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho to � heart patient hoon� itna kyun darate ho Tadap ke dekho kisi ke pyaar mein, to pata chale intezaar kya hota hai, yunhi mil jaye koyi bina chahe, to kaise pata chalega pyaar kya hota hai Dost aisi nibhao ki dekhne wale dang reh jaye; khuda bhi aa ke tumse puche kya hum bhi tumhare dost ban jaye Mosquito song � bhige hoth tere, pyasa pet mera, dikhe har jagah, mujhe khoon tera, kabhi mere saath koi raat guzar, tujhe subah tak main kaatu yaar ho ho ho Tussi bade, attractive, beautiful, cute, decent, fantastic, intelligent, lovable, outstanding, ravishing, smart, talented person, ka message padh rahe ho Mere pyaare dost tum (as blank screens possible) pagalon ki tarah kya dhoondh rahe ho? Kuch nahi hai Kuch bikhre sapne aur ankho mein nami hai, ek chotasa aasma aur umeedon ki zami hai, yun to bahot kuch hai zindagi mein, sirf jise chahte hain uski kami hai� Dil ke hasti bikhar gayi hoti, rook ke zakhm na bhare hote, ye zindagi aap hi ki amanat hai, warna hum to kabke mar gaye hote Andaz-e-dosti bhi aapki ek adaa hai, jisko bhi chaha aapne who aap par fida hai, dil mein basi hai ek pyaari si tasvir aapki, fir kaise keh du ke aap humse juda hain Teri taarif agar aina bhi kare, tod dun mian use dil mera kare Gham ke aansu dika nahi sakte, apna haq aap par jata nahi sakte, anmol ho tum meri nigahon mein yeh baat hum aapko bata nahi sakte After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna bhai starts his practice. He checked first patient�s eyes, tongue and ears by torch and finally said BOLE TO� TORCH EK DUM MAST CHALRELA HAI Yaaro jab hamari maut ho jaye, hamara janaza gali gali se ghuma dena, raaste mein aaye agar mere maashuq ka ghar, to sar se zara kafan hata dena Kaash aaj barish aa jaye, kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye, jo mujhe sms na karta ho wo usme sharam se doob kar mar jaye. Bhulana tumhe na aasan hoga, jo bhule tumhe vo naadan hoga, apa to baste ho rooh mein hamari, aap hume na bhule ye aapka ehsaas hoga

Yaad na karoge to sathayenge� ruthoge to manayenge, roo ge to hasayenge, dost hain hum tumhare, saya nahi, jo andhere mein tera saath chod jayenge Chala ja message tu gulab, hogi mohabbat to ayega jawab, khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, agar kare to sadiyon tak juda na kare Hum dosti ka farz yuhi nibhate rahenge waqt be waqt aap ko satate rahenge, duwa karo ke umar lambi ho hamari warna yaad ban kar aap ko zindagi bhar rulate rahenge Aaj ke baad mujhe call mar karna, na sma karna, baat bhi mar karna, milneki koshish to bilkul mat karna, kyun ki doctor ne mujhe sweet cheezon se door rahne ko kaha hai Masterji: kal school kyun nahi aaya? Santa: gir gaya tha lag gayi Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lagi Na chaho itna hamey, chahaton se dar lagta hai, na aao itna kareeb ke, judaai se dar lagta hai, tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai, magar apne nasib se dar lagta hai Andheron se nahi darta main ujalon se ghabra jata hoon, ke ab maut se bhi nahi marta main, zindagi se kamzor pad jata hun Dil ki dhadkano ko dhadka gaya koi, mere khwabo ko mehka gaya koi, hum to anjane rasto pe chal rahe the achanak hi pyaar ka matlab sikha gaya koi Silsile tho yuhi chalet rahenge, faasle bhi badhte rahenge, aap kya samajhenge hamari baat ko, aapke bina tho hum pal pal marte rahenge Kyun chalti hai pawan � coz of evaporation Kyun jhoome hai gagan � coz of earth�s revolution Kyun machal ta hai Mann � coz of excessive respiration Kyun aati hai bahar � coz of change in season Kyun jata hai qarar � coz of mental tension Kyun hota hai pyaar � opposite attraction Kyun ghum hai har disha � coz you have a poor sense of direction Kyun hota hai nasha � coz of drug addiction Kyun aata hai maza � scienc give us all the information NA TUM JANO NA HUM Dosti se badi jageer nahi, is se acchi tasveer nahi, ek bareek prem ka dhaga hai, phir bhi is se mazboot koi zanjeer nahi Dil me kuch bacha nahi Dard ke Siva, aankho me aata nahi koi aasu ke Siva, yar tu mat saath chod Na mera zindagi mein kuch bach nahi teri dosti ke Siva

Sardarji goes to see Jurassic park when dinosaurs start approaching he covers himself in his seat. His friend asks kyun sardarji kya baat hai? Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi tho hai. Sardarji replies ai hoon aur akkal hai. Pata hai ki cinema hai. Lekin who to janwar hai, usko kya pata Bikta agar pyar tho kaun nahi kharidta! Bikti agar khushiyan tho kaun use bechta? Dard agar bikta tho hum aapse kharid lete, aapki khushiyon ke liye hum khudko bech dete Teacher: you have to aim for 90% Student: I will get 100% marks Teacher: mazak kyun kar rahe ho Student: mazak shurukisne kiya tha? Bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake, khayalo mein kisi aur ko la na sake, kisi ko dekh ke aansu tho poch liye, par kisi ko dekh ke muskura na sake Phool hai gulab ka, ped se Na nikalo, naam hai SAM ka dil se Na nikalo. Wah wah Ulfat mein kabhi yeh haal hota hai, aankhen hasti hai magar dil rota hai, banate hain hum jise manzil apni, hum Safar uska koi aur hota hai Guzri Hui zindagi KO kabhi yaad Na karna, taqdeer mein jo likha hai uski fariyad Na karna, jo hoga who hokar rahega, tu fikr mein apni umar yun barbaad Na karna Bheegti aankhon se rukhsat Na karo, humse tum itni mohabbat Na karo, kaise reh payenge hum tho marjayenge, iss tarah toot ke chahat Na karo Kaash wo nagme humein sunaye na hote aaj unko sunkar yeh ansu na aye hote, agar is tarah bhul jana hi tha to itni gahrai se dil mein samaye na hote Basanti says: bhag dhano, bhag aaj teri basanti ki izaat ka sawal hai Dhano: tujhe apni adi hai! Mera soch jiske peeche gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain Yeh armaan to kaanch ke tukde hain, jo dil ki zameen par bikhre hain, inko mat chedo ke zakhm gehra hai, in par aaj bhi kisi ki yaadon ka pehra hai� Ja sms ja, mere sweet and lonely dost ke ja, dhire se jana wo aksar busy hote hain, shor na machana, busy ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss you kehna Barkha bahaar aayi, phulo ki bahaar chaayi, chehre par muskan layi, aise mausam me teri yaad aayi, kyunki tune mujhe coffee nahi pilayi! Happy Sardar ka beta: papa, aaj main bus ke piche daud ke ghar aaya, mere 3hrs. bachgaye. Sardar�s dad: oye kardi na sardaron wali baat, auto ke piche aate Rs.30/- bachte Hey bhagwan ke naam pe ek biwi dede, apni nahi tho dusre ki dede, bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle teen dega, kareena ke saath prerna aur aparna free dega

Andhey ke haath mein kitab, bahre ke haath mein radio, gunge ke haath mein mike aur aap ke haath mein mobile, sochiye kya hoga is desh ka? Muddat se door the hum aur padhai� ek arse ke baad padhna achha laga� kuch pal ke baad bore hone laga� phir kitab khol tho sakte the par bandh karna accha laga NAMASKAR, zinda ho to ek sms bhejo, asmaan mein chale gaye ho to barish bhejo, swarg mein ho tho apsara bhejo, agar narak mein ho tho� enjoy yourself Khuda ne sansaas banaya aur so gaya. Khuda ne insaan banaya phir so gaya, phir khuda ne ladki banai� na khud soya na dusro ko sone diya Mere jeene ke liye apka arman kafi hai, dil ke kalam se likhi dastan kafi hai, apki tasveer ki kya zarurat hai hame, apko dekhne ke liye bandh aankh hi kafi hai Jinki tamanna dil mein thi judaai ab hum unki sahte hain, fursat nahi unhe humse baat karne ki, isliye hum har waqt khamosh se rehte hain Chand ko guroor hai uske paas noor hai to kya, mujhe bhi guroor hai ki mera dost langooor hain Tez dhadkano ko sunkar bhi tujhe pyaar ki kadar nahi hoti� kya mehsoos karoge tum dil ka dard, dil ki tutne ki to awaaz bhi nahi hoti Zindagi tere bina adhuri hai, na jane kyun tere mere beech ye duri hai, sochta hun bhula dun tujhko par kya karu teri ek muskurahat meri kamzori hai. Murja gya phool par bahar wahi hai, dur hai aapse magar pyaar wahi hai, jante hai hum mil nahi sakte, magar in ankhon mein intezar wahi hai Dil mein hamesha ek shor ho raha hai, no sms, no call yeh kya ho raha hai, kahin aisa to nahi, ke ek pyaara sa dost mujhe bhool raha hai Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar, hum to aankhon se pee lenge, tu mat aa lekin aane ka wada to kar, hum tere intezaar mein jee lenge Raat chup chap hai magar chand khamosh nahi, kaise kehdu aaj phir hosh nahi, aisa dooba teri aankhon ki gharia mein, haath mein jaam hai magar peene ka hosh nahi Teri soorat pe ye dil haaru� teri har zaroorat pe ye jaan vaaru� jab bhi sochu tere bare mein�dil kare teri kanpatti pe rakh ke do maaroo Reth pe naam kabhi likhte nahi, reht pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi� tumne hume pathar dil to keh diya par pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Mulakat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai, nazar ki duniya viraan ho gayi hai, ab meri saans bhi meri nahi rahi, ye zindagi ab aap par qurbar ho gai hai Koi dikha ke roye, koi chupa ke roye, hame rulane wale hame rula ke roye, marne ka maza to tab hai yaaron� jab kaatil bhi janaaze per aa ke roye Kabhi dost kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho, par jab bhi hume sms karte ho, khuda kasam khushi se rula dete ho Jitne pyaar paya hai tumse, usse aur jyada pane ko jee chahte hai, jane wo konsi khubi hai tumme ki, har rishta tumse banane ko jee chahta hai Wo taaza thanda paani, wo khushbudaar sabun, bathroom, shampoo ki bottle se saja hai, tum kya jano, dost roz nahane mien kitna maza hai 1st gadha � yaar main jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon vo mujhe bahut marta hai 2nd gadha � tu ghar chod kar bhaag kyon nahi jata 1st gadha � kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sundar ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai tho dhobi kehta hai ki teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga, bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hun a drunken sardar falls from 3rd floor� people gather around asked him, ki hoya sardarji? He said pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi, kya tum ne mujhko yaad kiya abhi abhi� tujh se mile zamana hua magar� yun laga koi mujhse mil ke gaya abhi abhi Tab tak pyaar se pyaar na karo, jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare, aur jab pyaar aap se pyaar kare to use aisa pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai, jeetkar khush ho to kya hua, sab kuch haar kar khushiya manana zindagi hai Gham ke saaye me guzaara hai jevan humne, apni palko ko aansuo se sajaya hai humne� apni chahat ko kabhi paa na sake hum, khud rokar dusro ko hasaya hai humne Jab kabhi koi gam sataye� koi baat dil ko na bhaye� ankhen sagar chalkayen.. yaad karke dekhna same� kya pata, ek ansu kam ho jaye Birds are chillaying, hen is kukding, flowers are khushbu maaring, sun is ugging moon is doobing, peacock in naching, sky is whiting, all telling good morning Aankhon mein aasu aa jate hai, phir bhi labon pe hasi rakhni padti hai, ye mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaron, jisse karte hain useese chupaani padti hai Apke sms ke intezaar me humne peena shuru kiya� itna piya.. itna piya.. ke pite hi reh gaye� kya kare�. Bada thumps up hai khatam hi nahi hota

Chandni raat ka samay tha, goa ka beach that, romantic sa mahol tha, aur tum mere saath that� baap re baap kitna daravna sapna tha Kem cho majama? Tabiyat sari? Baki anand mangal? Haath nahti dukhta ne? aankh pan ok? Magaj barabar? Kamala cho yaar tho pachi sms karo ne bapa! Jo ho gaya wo ho gaya, jo hona hoga, wo hoga aur jo nahi hona hai wo nahi hoga kyunki jo hona hai wo tho hoga hi hog ab dekhana hai ki kya hoga aur kya nahi hoga hone ko tho kuch bhi hoga yahi sochan hai ki kya hoga aur kya hoga agar kuch hoga tho thik hoga aur nahi hoga tho bhi thik hoga, thik hoga tho kis kaaran se hoga aur kaaran hi this nahi hoga tho kuch kaise thik hoga. Ab aap batao ki aage kya hoga? Kisi aur ko bhejiega, acchha time hoga Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai, dildari dosto ki shan hoti hai, kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere yahi sacchi dosti ki pehchan hoti hai Messages aate hain delete ho jate hain, yaad aati hai dil me simat jati hai messages aur yaad me fark itna hai messages bewaqt aate hain aur yaad hamesha aati hai Hello hello frendwa, kaisn ho, hamar se koi galti hui gava kya? Tohar smswa ke darshan kiye ek jamana beet gava, tanik ek dui messagewa humko bhi bhijwai deo College ki char diwari mein ajeeb sa khel hota hai, khel ki khel mein dilo ka mel hota hai, isi liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai Tumhari lambi umar ho, tum khush raho, tum jo mango wo tumhe mile, ab ye sab yaad kar, kitchen me ja, katora pakad, ghar se nikal, aur shuru hoja� all the best for it Koi din me karta hai, koi raat mein karta hai, kisi ka aadhe ghante mein hota ahi, kisi ka 2 ghante mein hota hai, kisi ka raat bhar bhi nahi hota � MOBILE CHARGING Sharaab bani to maikhaane bane, pyaar bana to deewane bane, kuch to hai baat aap mein, yun hi nahi pagalkhane bane Pyar mein har rasam nibhadi humne, tujhe pane ke liye hasti mita di humne, tuney kadr na jaani meri wafaao ki, teri aarzoon me har khushi lutadi humne Pappu ki shaadi pakki ho gayi hai, aur aap sab ko shaadi mein bulaya hai� shagun ke lifafe khali leke aana.. kyunki PAISE PAPPU DEGA Husband and wife were fighting. Husband say, tu saali kutti, wife says tu saala kutta. Their little son who was sitting near says, main saala pilla Unki yaad dil se bhulai nahi jati, ye dil ke daulat roz lutai nahi jati kis muh se log kehte hain ki unko bhuljaye, yeh pyaar ki duniya hai roz basai nahi jati

Muddat se door they hum aur tum, ek zamaane ke baad milna accha laha, sagar se gehri lagi aapki aankhen, tairne to aata that hame par dubna accha laga (Javab bhejo) andhe ki biwi ko behra uthat kar le gaya, aur gunge ne dekha. To gunga andhe ko kaise batayega. It�s a challenge for you Rose, lotus, tulips, orchids, sunflower, Lilly� all flowers are sweet but they have no comparison with you. Coz gobhi ka phool ki baat hi alag hai Hum who aashiq hain jo gulab ko bhi kamal bana denge, uskk ek ada pe koi ghazal bana denge, agar wo aagayi zindagi mein tho kasam se hyderabad me bhi ek TAJ MAHAL bana denge Kabhi kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye, agar saath din me bhi khujli na mite, tho aathwe din zaroor naha lena chahiye Zindagi sabko mile zaruri to nahi, pyar sabko mile zaruri to nahi, kuch log bahut yaad aate hain par wo bhi hame yaad kare zaruri to nahi Teacher: whats your name? Student: mera naam surya prakash hai Teacher: answer me in English fool Student: my name is sunlight Choti choti baato pe takrar na kiya karo� hamare har mazakj ko dil pe mat liya karo� kya pata sath hai aut kitne din ka, in palon ko tho pyar se jiya karo Jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi, jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi, beege hum fir teri yaad aayi, kyon na aaye yaad, tune chatri abhi tak nahi lautai Unnidhi kya unse jinki ummid hum nahi, khushi hi kya unse jinki khushi hum nahi, gham hai is baat ka aaj humare paas WO hai, lekin unke paas hum nahi Narm palko ke saye me chupa le tumko, ji karta hai is jahan se chura le tumko, hai khauf ki reh Na jaye tanha saanse, bachi saanso ki khushboo mein basa le tumko Hasaya tha jisne hame, rulaya bhi usine� jisne jeena sikahaya that hame, aaj dafnaya bhi usine Door hojane se rishte nahi toot Te, naahi sirf paas rehne se judte, and yeh to dilon ke bandhan hai isliye hum aapko aur aap hame nahi bhoolte Ateet apne aap KO kyun dohrata hai, milkar koi phir kyun kho jata hai, zindagi bhar saath rehne ka vada kyun kiya, jab tumhe sirf bichadna hi aata hai Judaai har pal mehsoos Na hoti, kash who itni majboor Na hoti, waqt banaa deta hai insaan KO bewafa� warna mohabbat itni mashoor Na hoti

Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge, juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge, chandni raaton mein aayegi meri yaad, meri yaad ke WO pal aapko sone nahi denge Tumhare liye sms chand pe likhne ko dil chahta hai, magar kya karu, kambakht yeh khayal bhi amawas ki raat ko aata hai Babaji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, prasad mein kambal diye jayenge, Kisis aur ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected bhikarioyn ko bheja ja raha hai Dear bhaiya, hazaar saal jiyo RAKHI MIL GAYI HOGI mera cell kho gaya hai isliye �unke� cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyar bahen � MALLIKA SHERAWAT TT in moving train: ticket dikhao Sardar: lo dekho TT: yeh tho platform ka ticket hai Sardar: to humko bhi to platform par hi utarna hai. Bolo tara ra ra Who dhundte rahe hame idhar udhar, shayad unhe hamari talaash thi, par afsoos jis kabar pe the unke kadam usi me dafan hamari laash thi Telugu style wedding card LAGGAM PILUPU � maa pedda poradu chi:Ellaiah, Chi la sau: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini pelli cheskuntundu. Meerandaru tappaka raavale,yaad maristhe manchigundadi. Pellam pillagandlani guda thisukurandri. Zarantha bada dil cheskoni moallaki mubarak bath iyyale Mulakaat maut ki mehmann ho gai, nazar ki duniya veeran ho gai, ab to meri saans bhi meri na rahi, yeh zindagi aap ki ilzaamo par kurbaan ho gai Teacher: why are you late? Student (HYDERABADI): jab mai eschool ku aane ke waste ghar se nikla to baigan ki meri merku 1 kutta kaat diya to mai usku teen time phod diya iske waste late hua Teacher: talk in English Student: wen mai coming eschool tab mai baigan ku one dog cutting den I phod dog teen times so maiself aya late Mohabbaton me jeene wale khusnaseb hain, mohabbaton me marne wale bhi ajeeb hain, haseen hai hamari daastan jaan-e-man, faaslo me rehte hain lekin kareen hain Who mud mud ke hume dekh rahe the aur hum unhe, Who mud mud ke hume dekh rahe the aur hum unhe kyunki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha na hame Tohar chehra chand ke saman tohar aankehein chand ke saman tohar baal, naak, sab chand ke saaman, aur chand hamari bhainswa ka naam.

English teacher: One cute and young girl is walking on the road � Change this into an exclamatory sentence. Student: ma ki kirkiri kya potti hai baap Rishta aisa hona chahiae jo hame apna maan sake, hamare har dukh ko jaan sake, chal rahe ho agar hum tez barish me, fir bhi wo pani me se aansuo ko pehchan sake Janaza mera, usth raha that, phir bhi takleef this unko aane mein, bewafa ghar mein baithe puch rahe the, aur kitni der hai dafanane mein Shamma parwane se ro ro ke keh rahi hai Shamma parwane se ro ro ke keh rahi hai�..zara rumal to do meri naak beh rahi hai Dur se hi who salaam kar gayi, apni yaadon ka hame gulaam kar gayi, apni zindagi girvi rakh kar kahrida tha jise aaj wo hi hame nilaam kar gayi 2 sardar smsing their gfs 1st sardar: main tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju? 2nd sardar: no 1st: why? 2nd : usne handwriting pehchan li to jab huma unse mohabat thi, tab unhe hamari mohabbat par shaq tha�.jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari mohabbat ka tab hum par kisi aur ka haq tha kisi ki yaad ne pagal bana rakha hai, kahi mar na jaoun kafan sila rakha hai, dafnate waqt dil nikal lena kahin wo bhi na dafan ho jae jisko dil me basa rakha hai tanhai me akelapan saha jayega par mahfil me akela raha na jayega, aap ka sat nahi firbhi jiya jayega par aapke saat koi aur ho ye saha nahi jayega Ek yakeen tha wo bhi jata raha, koi na ab mera usse nata raha, kisi baat ka guroor to zaroor hai usko, jo apni khushi ke liye mujhko rulata raha Kitnee rate beet gai, kitne di beet gaye, bus beeta nahi to yadoon ka wo pal, wo guzra hua kal, biti nahi to ankho ki nami aur apki kami Khushiyon ne wada kiya ki wo 5 din ke baad aayegi�..zindagi ke calendar mein deha to kambakht�.jeene ke din hi chaar they Ishq ek nasha hai jo dard ki gali me bikta hai, ek pal ka gham hai par zindagi bhar ki saza hai, usey maut kya maregi jo saza e ishe me fanaa hai Dil me hai jo dard vo dard kise batae, haste hue ye zakhm kise dikhae, kehti hai ye duniya hame khush nasib, magar is nasib ki dastan kise batayen

Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doctor bola 4 baar aisa hua, saala brain operation karwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai Ladki patane ka tarika�chup ke se uske peche jakar usse pakado, agar wo hasi tho samjho pat gayi, agar gusa hui to zor zor se chilao didi dar gai didi dar gai Most innocent dhamki: as the thief was leaving the house, the kid woke up and said to the thief: mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga Vade karte hain, kasme kahte hai phir bhi na jane kyun log saath chod jate hain, hame to taklif hoti hai phool todne mein bhi, na jaane log dil kaise tod jaate hain Unse door jane ka irada na tha, sada saath rehne ka bhi vaada na tha, wo yaad na karenge ye jaante the hum, par itni jaldi bhool jayenge andaaza na tha Kagaz par humne zindagi likhde, ashkon se sinch kar khushi likhdi, dard jab humne utara lafzo mein, logo ne kaha vaah vaah kya gazal likhdi Bhigi palko ke sang muskurate hain hum, pal pal dil ko behlate hai hum� koi door hai humse to kya hua, har saans me uski aahat pate hai hum Kisi ko apa banane me deri lag jaati hai, ek waada nibhane mein deri lagjati hai, pyaar tho pal bhar me ho jati hai, magar use nibhane me umar lagjati hai Ek dil mere dil ko zakhm de gaya, zindagi bhar na milne ki kasam de gaya, laakh phulon me ek phul chuna than hamne, jo kanto se bhi gehri chuban de gaya�.

Chehre ki har Muskaan bann jata hai koi, Dil ki har Dhadkan bann jata hai koi, Phir kaise jiyenge Zindagi unke bin, jab Zindagi jine ki wajah ban jata hai koi� Ashiq ankho ki baat samajh lete hai, woh khwabo me aayen toh mulakat samajh lete hai, rota hai aasman apni zamin ke liye, log pagal hai usse barsat samajh lete hai...

Usko milne ka mann bahut kar raha hai� Mann ko samjhaya toh Dil tadap raha hai� Dil ko bataya toh ankhe roh padi� Unhe chup karaya toh SAANSE bol padi�. �I MISS U�� Khoob aati hai jab bhi aati hai, Yaad teri bahot sataati hai, Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n mai.n,

Teri soorat ubhar ke aati hai Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi

Khudaa jab husn deta hai nazaakat aaa hi jati hai Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho kamar balkha hi jaati hai

Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai, Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai, 6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue, Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai Agar Zindagi me Judai Na Hoti, toh Kabhi Kisi ki yaad Aayi na hoti, Saath Guzarte har Lamhe, toh Shayad Rishto me yeh Gehrai Aayi na Hoti Jab bhi Chand ko Dekho yaad Karna Humme, Yeh Sochkar Nahi ki kitna Khubsurat hai woh, Yeh Sochkar ke Tanha hai woh bhi, Sitaron ki Bheed mein� Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna Dil ko jo lag jaye woh baat na kehna Milte hai hamare jese dost bahat kam iss liye KABHI ALVIDA NA KAHNAA

Dete hai kyu yeh Dard bas hami ko, kya Samjhenge woh in Aankho ki nami ko, lakho Deewane ho jis Chand ke, woh kya Mehsus karega Ek Tare ki Kami ko� Mohabbat rang lati hai,jaab dil se dil milte hai, Mohabbat rang lati hai,jaab dil se dil milte hai, Mushkil to yeh hai,ke dil badhi mushkil se milte Aap ke baar Swan mei sharart hamre sath huyi Aab ke baar sawan mei sharart hamre sath huyi humara ghar chood ke sare sheer(city) mei barsat huyi... Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai, Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai,

Yaadein to woh hai jo Bheed mein bhi Tanha kar jaati hai

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai Saton Aasmaon ki sair ham kar aaye, Har ek tare se Dosti kar aaye, Ek Tara khas tha jise hum apne saath le aaye, Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap is zameen par kyoon aaye?

Chiragon se agar andhera duur hota, toh chand ki chahat kise hoti. Kat sakti agar akele zindagi, to dosti naam ki cheez hi na hoti..

chand taro ka noor aap par barse, har koi aapki chachat ko tarse, zindagi main aaye itni khushiyan, ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse

Humse dur jaoge kaise� Aap hame Bhulaoge kaise� Hum toh rehte hai Sason me aapki� Khudki saason ko Rok paoge kaise�

Zamane ki har Zannat apke liye hogi, yeh Aasma yeh Zamin aapke liye hogi, Mujhse keh bhi na paoge, uske pehle mere hisse ki har Khushi aapke liye hogi�

Zindagi choti aur jina Asaan nahi hai, Saath nibhana badi mushkil baat hai, Magar yeh Wada raha jab tak Zindagi hamare paas hai, hum aapke saath hai�

gum ke andhero main khud ko yun na bekarar kar, gum ke andhero main khud ko yun na bekarar kar,

subah zarur aayegi, subah ka intezaar kar.......

Hasrat hai Aap Se Kuch Kahna Cahta hu, Tere Gam Ko aapna Kahna Cahta Hu, Cahe Marna Bhi Pade Isse Duniya Se, Markar Bhi Teri Nigahoo Main Rahna Cahta hu

Baat Dil ki Nighaho se Kehte rahe, hum Uske Gham Khamoshi se Sehte rahe, Hum thae, Tanhayi thi, aur tha hamara Aaina, Khud se Hum Apni Dastaan Sunate rahe�

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai, Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai, Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena, Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai ! Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye, Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye, Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye, Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Raatein gumnaam hoti hai, Din kisike naam hota hai, Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai, Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi, Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! � aapne mere pyaar mein aesa kya paya hey Jo aapne meri zindgi mein khushiya hi khushiya lekar aaye ho Teri baaho mein humne bohat kuch paya hey Jo tamnna thi zindgi ki wo puri kar paye hey hum.... pathzad ko apnate hai log yaha koi nahi hai hume chahane wala jahan dekha waha hariyaali paaya bas apne konke niche banzar zameen paaya ye khuda unse phirse na milana

ke hum kahi ro na de hum toot jayenge, iss baat ka ghum nahi whein badnaam ho jayenge iss baat se darte hai dard kitne hain bata nahi sakte zakham kitne hain dikah nahi sakte aankhon se samajh sako to samajh lo aansu gire hain kitne gina nahi sakte aaj fir tum nazar nahi aaye, fir tamanna ke phul murjhaye, na jane kin galio me kno gaye ho tum, hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhundh aaye... khud ko khud ki khabar na lage, koi achcha bhi is kadar na lage. Aap ko dekha hia bas us nazar se, jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage dil ko adat si ho gai hai chot khaane ki, bhigi palko ke sang muskurane ki, kaash anjam hum pehle se jaan jaate, to koshish bhi nahi karte dil lagane ki zindagi uske bin adhuri hai, na jaane kyon uske mere beech ye doori hai, sochte hain kabhi bhuladu usko par uski ek muskaan meri kamzori hai kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai, kabhi kisi anjan se pyaar ho jaata hai, ye jaruri nahi ke jo khushi de usi se pyaar ho, dil todne walon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai hum apni dosti ko yaadon me sajayege, door rehkarbhi bandh aankho me nazar aayenge, ham koi waqt nahi jo beet jayenge, jab yaar karoge tab nazar ayenge Asma pe jitne sitare hai�wah wah Ankho me jitne ishare hai�wah wah Samandar ke jitne kinare hai�wah wah Utne screw dheele tumhare hai�..abh bolo wah wah I love you (blank screen) aisa shahjhan ne mumtaj se kaha tha ya nahi?? Nahi kaha tha, kyunki, shahjahan ko English nahi aati thi Thought of the day: Thinking of evil or being afraid of evil brings evil on ones head Mere sugar se mithe�.milk se gore�aasman se unche�paatal se gehre�bares se thande�aag se garam aur abse BESHARAM friend ko mera�.HIIIII Nari ke chakkar me bhul na jaane yaari Jab laat maregei naari to yaad aaygi hamari Sudhro varna takleef hogi bhaari Purush bachao samiti dwara janhi me jaari 1 sardar khana kha raha tha..(12 blank screens) ab kya sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya!!!!!!!

Mangta hu to deti nahi Javab meri baat ka Deti hai to khada ho jata hai Rom Rom jajbat ka Kehti hai dhir se dalo Galon pe rang gulal ka Dalta hu to fisal jata hai Hatho se rang gulal ka Abhi to uski khuli na thi Juban ikrar ke liye Lo mera fir khada ho gaya Haath namaskar ke liye Mili hai saza, unse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gayi humare pyar ko zamane ki, kabar se nikle hue dono hath kehte hai, aarzu reh gayi unko gale lagane ki Nazar jab milti hai unse, dil ko hum palkon par thaam lete hain, unhe paakar khone ka darr hai shayad, isliye hum mohabbat ko dosti ka naam de dete hain�. Aaj unse meri kalam se apne panno ko rang magar use kya pata ki usne us aam kalam se hamare kal ko alam likh diya Roti hui ankhon se tuje muskan kaise doon, anjaan hoon khud, tuje pehchan kaise doon, tu hi to hai jaan meri, tu hi bataat tuje apni jaan kaise doon Yeh vaada hai unse hamara, tutega na yeh rishta hamara, agar saanson ki dor toot gay, to lenge janam dobra dene ko sirf saath unka Dil gumsum jubaan khamosh ye aankeh aaj yu nam kyun hai, jise kabhi paya hi na tha, unhe aaj khone ka gum kyun hai Jab khamosh aankhon se baat hoti hai, aise hi mohabbat ki suruwat hoti hai, tumhare hi khayalo mein khoye rehte hai, pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai Gulab ko bhi kamal bana deta, uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana deta, kamabakth marti nahi hai mujh par ladkiya warna hyderabad mein bhi taj mahal bana deta Tamanna karte ho jin khushiyo ki, duaa hai who khushiyaa aapke ko me ho, khuda aapko wo sab hakikat me de, jo kuch aapke sapno me ho Chubby cheeks dimple chin, brwony lips, tiny eyes & rosy tongue�. Actually I was pointing out the similarities between you and hutch dog. Its great! Are you twins! It takes few second to hurt someone, but sometine it takes years to say SORRY. So this message to everyone whom I think I have hurt knowingly or unknowingly�IM SORRY

Hum chlormint kyon khate hai batao.. guess karo� dimag lagao, nahi pata� so simple kyonki usko PEE nahi sakte�.ab dubara mat puchna Ye din yu hi gujar jayenge, shayad hum sab bhi yuhi bichad jayenge, naraz na hona aap hamari shararato se, yehi to wo pal hai jo aksar yaad ayenge�. Bhul se kabhi hame yaad kiya karo, pyaar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho ke baat bhi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo KBC me shahrukh ne mujhe pucha �World ka sabse bada ullu kaun hai, maine ek crore thukra diya par tera naam nahi bataya. After all apun donoki dosti caroroki hai Judai aapki rulati rahegi, yaad aapki aate rahegi pal pal jaan jati rahegi, jab tak jism mein hai jaan, meri har saans yaari nibhati rahegi In englis � good morning In French � Bon Jour In Hindi � Subodai In tamil � Ushodaya vanakkam In telugu � LERA GADIDHA TELLARINNIDI Udas na baitho fiza tang karegi, guzre hue lamho ki yaad tang karegi, kisiko na lao dil ke itna kareeb, usse bichadne ke baat uski har ek ada tang karegi Teri dosti ki tariff zuban pe aane lagi, tumse dosti ki aur zindagi muskurane lagi, ye meri dosti thi ya teri achai, ki meri har saans se tere liye duwa aane lagi I want a KISS, Plz KISS me,jaldi koi bhi nahi hai, foran karo, jaldi karo na KISS, you know what kiss means??/ Koi Intresting Sms Send karo na Muddat se mile hum tum, aapse Milan acha laga, sagar se bhi gehra laga aapka pyaar, tairna to aata tha par dubna acha laga Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye, kisi se pyar na karna khuda ke liye, jab lagegi ishq ki adalat ekdin, tum hi chune jaoge saza ke liye Delhi ke ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 ke route ke 3rd station bharatpur ke ek chote se gaon ke nazdeek wale kabristan ke chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe huye kutte ki aage wali right side ki taang ki tisri ungli ke nakhun ke paas chhupe huye machhar ke pait me rehne

wale bacteria ke chromosomal DNA ke thymine nucleotide ke 5th carbon ke outer shell ke 4th electron ki kasam,��sirf disturb karne ke liye message kiya hai. Sirf isharo me hoti mohabbat agar�in alfazo ko khubsurati kaun deta�but patthar banke reh jata tajmahal..to use ishq ki pehchan kaun deta.. Tere hoton ki hasi banane ka khwaab hai, tu lakh bachale daman mere haton se, asma banakar tujh par chaa jaane ka khwaab hai, azmaish yun to achi nahi hoti dosti ki, tu chahe to teri takdir banane ka khwaab hai, wo maut bhi laut jaye tere darwaze pe aake, tujh ko ais zindagi dene ka khwaab hai, jee bhi lenge agar jeena pade tere bina, lekin tujh par to mar mitne ka khwaab hai� Biwi ka antim sanskar kar i ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya, badal garje, bearish hone lagi, ai bola: lagta hai pahunch gayi Nigahe aapki khanjar..to adaye bandook se kam nahi..jo log aap pe marte hai wo..bewakoof se kam nahi Zakhm itne gehre hai izhaar kya kare, hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare!! Mar gaye hum magar khuli rahi aankhen, ab isse zyada unka intezaar kya kare. Majburiya hamari wo jaan na sake, farmano ko humare wo maan na sake, kehte hai wo hume mar kar bhi chahenge, jeete ji hume jo pehchan na sake Pyar aur dosti me itna fark paya hai, pyar ne sahara diya, dost ne saath nibhaya hai, kis rishte ko gehra kahu yaro, ek ne zindagi to dusre ne jina sikhaya hai Mitti meri kabar se chura raha hai koi, mar kar bhi mujhe yaad aah raha hai koi, ae khuda mujhe ek pal ki zindagi aur de, udaas meri kabar se jaa raha hai koi. Duniya ke sabse chote jokes 1. Do aurtein chupchap baiti hai 2. Ek buddi bachpan me mar gayi 3. Ganja sardar Kuch baatein bhuli hui, kuch pal beetey hui, har galti ka naya bahana, aur phir sabki nazar me aana, exam ki puri raat jaagna, phir bhi sawal dekh kar sar khujana, mauka mile to class bunk marna, phir doston ke saath coffee peene jana, uski ek jhalak dekhne roz college jana, sochte sochte attendance bhool jana, har pal ek naya sapna, aaj jo ruthe phir bhi hai apna, ye college ke din, in lamno me zindagi ji bhar ke jee lo, yaad karke in palo ko phir zindagi bhar muskurana 14th Feb ko hum tumhe kahi lekar jayenge, batao kaha, are socho! Socho na! Chalo thik hai bata deta hai�.POLIO DROPS PILANE. Cellphone 1 mandir hai, sms uska bhagwan, sms bhejnewala pujaari, sms padhnewala bhakt, padkar sms na karnewala mandir ke baahar ka bhikaari

Unki yadon ko pyar karte hain, 100 janam un par nisaar karte hain, agar raah mein mile kabhi wo tumko, to unse kehne hum aaj bhi unka intezaar karte hain Jis ke deedar ke liye har pal tadapta hai, jis ke intezar mein har pal tarasta hai, kya kahe is kambakth dil ko jo apna hokar bhi kisi aur ke liya dhadkta hai Mujhko azmaane ka natija kya nikla, zakhm-e-dil nazron se bhi gehra nikla, tod kar dekh hi liya tune mere dil ka aaine, bata teri tasveer ke siva kya nikla. Ae khuda aaj barsat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye, jo mujhe call ya sms na karta ho, uska mobile usme doob jaye. NA RAHEGA PHONE NA BAJAY GA TONE Aaj ka menu: Pyar ki roti Care ki sabzi Affection ka achaar Faith ka salad Trust ka pulav and friendship ki sweet dish only 4 you, pate ful khao Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, kisi se dil ko jo lag jaye vo, baat na kehna, milte hai hamare jaise log bahut kam, isliye humse KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaye, jab kisi ki hasi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye, bepanaah pyar kehte hai usse jab kisi ki saanse kisi ki jaan ban jaye Ankhon ki chuban wo samajh nahi paate, honthon se ham kuch keh nahi paate, kaise batayen is dil ki bebasi ko koi hai jise yaad kiye bina hum reh nahi paate Bada armaan tha tere sang zindagi bitane ka, shikwa hai to bas tere khamoos rahajan ka, deewangi isse badhkar kya hogi ke aaj bhi intezar hai tere aane ka Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara, yaad rehta hai, har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai, vo pal jo yaar ki baahon me guzara ho, maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho, apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam ha ho, apko mile roj roj naye naye gal friend, jinki umar 60 se kam na ho Kabhi na shikayat ki baat labon pe layenge, kaha hai dost to dosti nibhayenge, kabhi hamari burai hamare samne karna, kasam khuda ki apki haan me haan milayenge. Bahane-bahane se tumhari baat karte hai har pal tumhe yaad karte hai, itni baar to aap saans bhi na lete hoge, jitni baar hum aapko yaad karte hai Mana ke aaj hum akele reh gaye, judai me aansu ankho se bah gaye, kaun bhup karayega hume, rote rah gaye to chup karate the wohi rone ko keh gaye

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aitbaar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, kamiyo se aksar pyaar ho jata hai Dik ki baat jaanta nahi koyi, kehna in aankhon ka manta nahi koyi, hum to jaan bhi apni luta de khushi se, par ahmiyhat is JAAN ki jaanta nahi koyi Rab ruth gaya hai mujhko manane waala ab koi nahi naaz mera uthaane wala, par jaane kya sochta hai yeh khula darwaaza, shaayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane waala Ek raat bijli chali gayi, sardar: oye, kam se kam fan to chalao. Sardarni: kar di na sardaro wali baat, fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi Tofaan me kinare mil jate hai zindagi me sahare mil jate hai, koi cheez zindagi se pyari nahi hoti par kuch log zindagi se bhi pyaare mil jaate hai Sir: bachho kasam khao kabhi sharab, cigerette, jua aur ladki ko nai chuoge! Desh ke lia jaan doge? Bachhe: de denge sir, aisi zindagi jikar kya karenge. Sardar ne apni sagai tod di, kyonki ladki kuwari thi. Sardar ka kehna tha, jo abhi tak kisi ki nahi hui wo meri kya hogi Bikta hai gam husn ke bazaar me lakho dard chipe hote hai ek chote se inkaar me, ho jao agar jamane se dukhi to, swagat hai yaaron ke darbar me Koi kare yaad to use yaad kijiye, dil ka paigam de to Kabul kijiye, har sms ka jawab jaruri nahi dena, magar humne aapko yaad kiya uska jawab to dijiye Tanhai na paye koi kisi ke saath ke baad, judai na paye koi Milan ke ehsaas k baad, na pade kisi ko aadat kisi ki itni, ki har saans bhi aaye kisi ki yaad ke baad 1st sardar: jab main chota tha tab qutub minar se gir gaya tha 2nd sardar: to kya tu mar gaya? 1st: mujhe yaad nahi, tab mai bahut chota tha Gabbar � are o samba! Yes sms padne wala insaan hai ya languor? Samba � sarkar agar reply kiya to insaan, agar nahi kiya to langur, abhi pata chal jayega Ek din sardar ne bahut sundar ladki dekhi aur socha�bahut socha�kya socha??? Kaash! Ye meri maa hoti to main bhi itna sundar hota!!!! Teri dosti ki roshini aise hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai, sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwalu, ajkal kambakt bijli ka bill bahut ata hai Ammaa, thalli, akka, annaa, ayyaa, pefect expression, perfect voice. You are selected as the president of beggars association.

Nabz meri dekhkar mujhko ishq ka bimar likh diya, mai kyun na ho joun qurban us hakeem par, jisne illam me tera dedar likh diya Arz hai jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake, jisko chahte the use hum pa na sake, yeh samjhlo ke dil tootne ka khel hai, kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake Chand ko zami par lane ki zid thi, hume unhe apna banane ki zid thi, acha hua ke who pehle hi bewafa hogaye warna unhe pane ke liye is zamane ko jalane ki zid thi Kabir ka doha Miss you miss you sab kahe, par actually miss kare na koi Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir sms band kyon hoe!!! Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aaye, jab jab main bhiga teri yaad ayi, ab raha nahi jata, chatri lauta de bhai

Railway me ek job hai. Are you interestd??? Salaray hai 60,000/-. Job bahut simple hai, rajdhani express ke headlight ka bulb fuse ho gaya hai, raat mein torch leke aage bhagna hai. What? Are you ready, don�t worry, I will recommend you Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Bahot choom machaliya ab apna kaam karo Why are doctor�s prescriptions impossible to read? Coz they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist. (maine patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari) Pyar karne se pehle pyar ka anjaam dekh le, gaur farmayie Pyar karne se pehle pyar ka anjaam dekh le, agar anjaam nahi maaloom to baith ke film TERE NAAM dekhle Ishq ne najane kya kya kardala kisiko ashiq kisiko deewana bana dala, do phool ka wajan na utha sakti thi mumtaaz, shahjaha ne uspar taj mahal banadala Khushi ke liye gam kurban, hasi ke liye aansoo kurban, pyar ke liye dil kurban, mere dost tere liye to jaan kurban, aur ladki ke liye, sale tu bhi kurban. Khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe farar hue, khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe farar hue, kuch tere jaise yaar hue, baki sab sardar hue Kaash wo nagme hame sunaye na hote, aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote, agar isi tarah bhool hi jana tha, to itni geharai se dil me samaye na hote Dil ki baat chupana aadat nahi meri, kisi ka dil dukhana aadat nahi mer, aap sochte hai hum bhool gaye apko, par itne pyaare dost ko bhulana aadat nahi mera!!!

Bhoole hai wo kuch is tarah se hame, ab intezaar karna naseb ho gaya, na jane koi khata ho gaye humse, ya koi aur unke kareeb ho gaya Aapke shero se hum ghayal ho gaye, apki sasi se hum pagal ho gaye, 50 rupayo me 5000 sms kya mile, aap jaise chindi chor bhi shayar ho gaye.. wah wah Fact: jeevan me sabse kharab baat: kisiki aankh me aansu hona aap ki vajah se. aur sabse pyari baat, kisiki aankh me aansu hona.. aap ke liye Kabhi to dil zaroor rota hai, jab koi apna mil ke nazron se door hota hai. Bahut rotee hai kambakht ye aankhen, kyun ki dil se zyada kasoor nazron ka hota hai Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karu, tu bata tu yaad aaye to kay karu, hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu, par cable pe cartoon network na aaye to kya karu. Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta�. To har exam ke pehle bharwa dete? hota to theek� warna insurance claim karva lete! Qayamath ke asaar ka sabse bada proof�... sardar winning 2 crore rupees in KBC. Hahahahahahahaha You mere yaar, dildar, meri mercedez car, meri guitar, mere dil ki taar, mera pyar, meri roti ka achar, mere motiyo ke haar, mere dil ki pukaar!! I MISS you Yaar Kahan koi kitaab aisi mili, jispe dil luta dete, har ek ne dimag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete, ab syllabus dekh ke soche hai ke 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete Sawaal paani ka nahi, pyaas ka hai, sawaal maut ka nahi, saans ka hai, dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar, sawaal dosti ka nahi vishwas ka hai Raat ho chuki hai�(16BS) keypad dabane se subah nahi hogi, sojao Aaj tum DIL mango, de denge, DHADKAN mango de denge, JIGAR mango, de denge, JAAN tak manglo de sakte hai, kyonki charo film ki VCD mere paas hai Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya, mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya, jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan, us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya Shayari by sardar: jis ke dil mein dard hai wo DILDAR hai, jis ke dil mein dard hai wo DILDAR hai,jis ke sar mein dard hai wo sardar hai wah... wah... Din me chain nahi, raat me neend nahi, jee na lage kahin, aye khuda kya yehi pyar hai? Khuda: nahi beta sabhi Bsc walo ka yehi haal hai

Briteesh destraayed avar kantry faar 150 ears. Lat us destraay theare laanguvedge foryever. Pharward dhis tu aal INDIANS. JAI HIND. Lats mek maabehen of inglish

Wo kehte hain majbur hai hum, na chahte hue bhi door hai hum, churali unhone hamari dhadkane, fir bhi kehte hain bekasoor hai hum Hansa: praful automatically kay matlab? Praful: hansa ek auto me koi ganji ladki baith jaye to use kya kehte hai Hasa: achha auto me takli!!! Ab itni raat ko apun tere ko kisi hindi film ki kahani sunane ke liye message to karega nahi, common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko good night bolna hai... so jaaa Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte. Dil me rahne walo se baat nahi karte. Meri ruh me bas gaye ho aap. Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte.. Sardar to salesman � papaji chitiyon ka powder loge kya? Sardarji � hum chitiyon ko itna laad nahi karte, aaj powder diya, to kal lipstic mangegi Munnabhai: ye kutten poonch kyon hilate hai?? Circuit: comman sense bhai!!!! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti na Jivan mein paisa, pyar, dost, sab kuch aata hai jata hai, par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate. Samajdar ho; umeed hai,sms bhejte rahoge Pad like kar kya karna hai, akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, mar kar bhi agar jana liya, to fir se nursary se hi to padhna hai Son to sardar papa 5+5 kitne hote hai? Sardar: ullu ke patthe, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, tujhe kuch nahi aata, ja andar se calculator la How would an angrez tel an idian naukar who cant understand english to open the door... read it very very fast. THERE WAS A COLD DAY Ek tha raja ek thi rani... dono margay hogai kahani... (8BS) ab neeche kya unki kabar dhundh rahe ho Intezar ka jo meetha dard diya hai tumne, mujh par bada ehsaan kiya hai tumne, ye hichkiya bhi to nahi aati kambaqt jo sochu ke yaad kiya hai tumne Mazburiya humari wo jaan na sake, farmano ko humare wo maan na sake, kehte hai wo hame mar kar bhi chahenge, jite ji humko jo pehchan na sake

Log kehte hai pyar itna bhi mat karo ki gf sar pe sawar ho jaye, hum kehte hai kepyar itna karo ki gf ki friend bhi tumhare saath farar ho jaye Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, pyar ke rivaz ko zamana kya jane, kitni takleef hoti hai ladki ko patane me, ghar par baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane Latest style of proposing yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai? A yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai maar daalegi kya... dil dena hia to de, rakh ke achaar dalegi kya? Karan johar ka kamal to dekho Kuch kuch hota hai � love your friends K3G � love your parents Kal ho na ho � love your neighbours Kabhi alvida na kehna � love other�s wife Yakin karo wo maut bhi bada suhana hoga, jisme hamara pyaar virana hoga, chalo vada raha tumse pehle hum jayenge, kyon ki tumhare swagat ka rasam bhi to nibhana hoga Sehwag�s son: arey dekho maa! Aaj papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hai! Sehwag�s wife: beta theek se dekh.. MENT hoga Ek sardar ke peeche kutta aa raha tha, sardar pareshan hokar sochenge laga, sala sim card tho airtel ka dala tha, network tho hutch ka aa raha hai Paglo ki 3 nishania 1. hamesha bewaqt miss call karega 2. faltu faltu sms muskura ke padhega 3. nechay nahi jana: (5BS) jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor karega today is �world sorry telling day� so if I have hurt you anytime or anywhere... then I would seriously apologize and say only two words: CHAL BEY paa kar khushi behak jaate hain hum, paa kar gum bhi muskurate hain hum, tanhayi me jab yaad aati hai tumhari, zamane ko kya khud ko bhi bhul jate hain hum yaad me teri ankhen bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi how does a sardar kills a fish? He dips it in water and says�ab mar saale doop ke mar Jitna pyar paya hai aap se najane kyun aur pane ko ji chahta hai, najane wo kaun si khubi hai aap me ke aap se rishta banaye rakhne ko ji chahta hai Logon ko pagal banane ke 7 tareeke: (7BS) yeh pehla tha

Zakham aisa diya usne ki koi dawa kaam na ayi, aag aise lagayi usne ki pani se bhi bhuj na payi, aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad me, jinhe hamari yaad kabhi na ayi Wahi raat ki khamoshi, wahi tanhai, ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad le ayi, hum to baithe chand ko dekh rahe the, phir najane kiske liye ye aankh bhar ayi Class ki har ladki ek phool hai�usse chahne ek bhool hai, jo inki soch me gul hai� samjho uski SUPPLEMENTARY ke chances full hai Har koi milta hai ek anjan ki tarha dil me basta hia ek armaan ki tarha khushi ki aas kya rakhe is duniya se yaha log gham bhi deta hia advance ki tarha Jali ko aag kehte hai, bujhi ko raakh kehte hai, cobra ko naad kehte hai, aur jo aapke paas nahi usko dimag kehte hain. Tarasti nazro ne har pal aapka dedar manga jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga, rooth gaya wo khuda bhi jab humne apni har dua mein aapka deedar manga Leher ko pyar tha kinare se, par uski shaadi ho gayi sagar se, kinare ki preeth lehro ko kheech apne paas le aati thi, badnam naho mohabbat uski isliye wo laut jaati hai Hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki, aur koi khwahish nahi is diwane ki, shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai, kya zarurat thi unhe itna pyaara banane ki Kisike pyaar me gehrei chot khayi hai, wafa se pehle hi bewafai payi hai, log dua mangte hai is hall me marne ki, par humne unki yadon me jine ki kasam khayi hai. Likhu kuch aaj ye waqt ka takaza hai, dil me dard abhi taza-taza hai, gir padte hain aansu mere kagaz par, lagta hai kalam me syahi kam aur dard zyada hai. Ummidon ki manzil dheh gayi, khwabon ki duniya beh gayi, ab aapki kya izzat reh gayi, jab ek jhakaas item aapko �Bhaiyya� keh gayi Hota kaise unhe ghum hamari kami ka, jab fark pada hi nahi unhe judai ka, khamoshi se saha hamne jab har ghum, to ilzaam laga diya humpe bewafai ka� Ja raha hu marne ko, aaj man udaas hai, yaad nahi kiya aaj usne jisse mujhe aas hai, mujhe bhul gaya wo jo dil ko khas hai, chal chal sms padh, ye sab BAKWAS hai Lets play a game.. its very interesting Ready? 3 2 1 START kya start? NALAYAK! Final xamz hai, kuch padlo! Har waqt khelne ki padi rehti hai (12BS) chonk gaye yeh tide ki safedi hai

two realy good lines, ankhon me aansu hai par dard soya hai, dekhne wala kya jane ki hasane wala kitna roya hai mangi maut zindagi mili, andero se bhi roshini mili, jab pucha khuda se kya hia sabse hasin tofha tere paas, badle me aapki dosti mili Lekar hum dusro ki hasi kya karen, jo nahi apni wo khushi lekar kya kare, tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaye hum, par koi apni duaon me hamari lambi umar mang rakha hai to hum kya kare Medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se likhe letter dekar kaha mujhe iska answer zaroor dena, ladki ne jawab kiya tumhara blood group B hai Gandhigiri ka funda no 840 � koi tumhe bewakoof kahe to chup raho, muh kholkar usse sahi saabit mat karo Ankho me aasuon ki lakeer ban gayi, kabhi na socha tha aisi takdeer ban gayi, humne to yuhi pheri thi reth me ungliya, na jaane kaise who aapki tasveer ban gayi Bhula sakta to kab ka bhula diya hota, mita sakta to kab ka mita diya hota, tumhe kya pata ki kitna dard dete hai ye yaaden, bata sakta to kab ka bata diya hota Vo kaun si ghadi thi jab aap paide hue? TIMEX? ROLEX? TITAN? HMT? Ya koi aur, jawab jaldi bhejo company band karani hai taki aisa hadsa phir na ho Principal: write your fathers name in english Sardar: beautiful red underwear. Principal: are you joking. Sardar: no, my father�s name is sundar lal chadda.. Washing powder nirma, washing powder nirma, doodh se safedi, nirma se aaye, rangeen kapda bhi khil, khil jaye sabki pasand nirma, logo ko kuch bhi bhejo padne lagte hai Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaega, saath fero ke saath koi aapse bandh jaega, abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo kya pata kal kaunsa Cartoon aap ko saup diya jaega Kahan koi aisa mila jispar dil luta dete, har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete, apne dil ka dard dil hi me daba liya, karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete Life is a game, you have to play, so love it and have fun coz har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai, kho do to yaadein hai, jee lo to zindagi hai Roses are red, skies are blue..(2BS) Roses are red, skies are blue..(2BS) Roses are red, skies are blue..(2BS) Roses are red, skies are blue..(2BS) Kitna bhi press kar, fir bhi Roses are red, skies are blue.

Kaun kehta hia ki qayamat ayegi to mar jayenge, Kaun kehta hia ki qayamat ayegi to mar jayenge, hum to HYDERABADI hai charminar par chad jayenge Le meri gf ki photo dekh�(7BS) nahi dikhi? BHABHI ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti, kamine Hamari muskurahat dekh kar logon ne kaha ki hum gham se khali hai, par unko kya pata ki jis gham ke bagh me duniya rehte hai hum us baagh ke mali hai Boy: BUS, TRAIN aur LADKI, ek jase hi hote hai, ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai Gal: AUTORIKSHA, TAXI aur LADKE ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai Hum wo roshini hai jo dost ko roshan kar jayenge, tere pyar ki ek chingari se bhi jal jayenge, ek bar pyar se sms to karke dekh, dafan hui kabar se bhi reply kar jayenge Yakin pe yakin dilate hai dost, raah chalte ko bewakuf banate hai dost, sharbat bol kar daru pilate hai dost, par kuch bhi kaho sale bahut yaad aate hai dost Police: tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: hahahahahahaha Police: kyon hasrahe ho? Sardar: mai to subah 8 baje uthta hu Boy: aisa khat likho darling meri umar beet jaye padhne mein. Gal: !#$^%&^%@@!#$%$&*&(*)()_*^%^$%$@#$^$*(&*(^&%^#$@##$^%&^&*&%^%$^$%^ $%^%&^&*&^(&*(*&(&*%^&$%^%$%$$%@@!@%)__+(%^&#$$!@$#$&^(* le saale ab pad le Pyaar wo khel nahi jisme jeet ya haar ho, pyaar koi cheez nahi jo har waqt tayaar ho, pyaar wo hai, jab intezaar ho uska, jiske na aane ka aitbaar ho Pyaase ko ek katra paani kaafi hai, ishq me chaar pal zindagi kaafi hia, dubne ko samandar me kaun jaye, unki palko se tapka wo pani hi kaafi hai Aapko pakar ab khona nahi chahte, itna khush hokar ab rona nahi chahte, ye aalam hai hamara aap se judai me, ki aankho me neend hai magar sona nahi chahte The ultimate shayari � Uski ek aankh itni khubsurat thi, wah wah! Uski ek aankh itni khubsurat thi, Ki uski doosri aankh bhi usiko dekh rahi thi Sardar�s friend � arey yaar, maine tujhe kal kitne baar cal kiya par tu phone nahi utaya. Sardar: abey 30 rupees dalke gana lagvaya usse tera baap sunega kya

Ajnabi nahi magar ajnabi sa hoon� kuch to hoon fir bhi kuch nahi sa hoon, ehsaas kar sako to ehsaas karke dekho, maut ke ghar me zindagi sa hoon Baith kar unki zulfon ke saaye me, swarg jaisa aagosh aaya� kambakhat uske bhai ne dekh liya, shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya Sharma ji ki nayi zen ke peeche likha tha � sawan ko aane do! Peeche se truck ne thok diya, truck par likha tha � aaya sawan jhoom ke Rasmo ki jo parwah karte hai, mohabbat me wo log gunah karte hai, ishq to wo junoon hai, jisme deewane apni khushi se khud ko fanah karte hai Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhaata hai, gor farmaiye, Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhaata hai, bachpan me MAMA aur jawani me SANAM nazar aata hai Na thie jisko mere pyar ki qadar, ittefaaq se unhi ko chaah rahe they hum, usi diye ne jalaya mere haantho ko, jisko hawa se bacha rahe the hum Gal � mai tere liye sabkuch chod dungi Boy � maa baap? Gal � ha Boy � bhai bahen? Gal � ha Boy � khana pina? Gal � ha Boy � starplus? Gal � mu sambhal ke baat kar Begger: 50 paise de de baba bhookh lagi hai, kahan khana hai. Marwadi: 10 rps dunga pehle ye bata 50 paise me khana kaha milta hai Kitni buri lagti hai zindagi jab hum tanha mehsus karte hai, marne ke baad milte hai chaar khande, jeete jee hum ek ko tarste hai Jee bhar ke roye tho karar paya, iss daur me kisne sacha pyar paya? Zindagi guzar rahi hai imtihano ke daur se, ek zakham bhara nahi ke dusra tayyar paya Dil ka dard kisi ko batana mat, aansu ankho tak lana mat, agli baar pitai bahut hogi, isliye mandir se chappal churana mat Teacher: aapka beta cigarette pita hia, aap kabhi usay puchte nahi?? Sardar: ha, puchta hu, par kamina kabhi deta nahi At a dance party: Boy: will you dance with me? Gal: main bache ke saath nahi nachti,

Boy: so sorry, mujhe nahi pata tha ki aap pregnant ho!! Height of laziness Boy � papa 1 glass pani dedo Papa � khud lelo Boy � plz dedo na Papa � agar ab fir maana to thappad dunga Boy � achha jab thappad marne aao to pani leke aana Jisko chaha tha zindagi ki tarah, chal diye wo ajnabi ki tarah, neend aati hai na maut aati hai, dono naraaz hai shayad usi ki tarah Bhikhari: saab 6 rps dedo saab coffee peena hai Sardar: kyon be ek coffee to 3 rps ki hai Bhikhari: par saab saath me gf bhi hai Roudy ants group sat on a street�. A lady elephant was ing by the road� one of the ants said: neyamma em figure ra mama� pita pita laadutundi Jane anjane me agar humne aapka dil dukhaya, kasht pahuchaya, taklif di, pareshan kiya to kya ukhadte ukhadlo�. 20 saal se hyderabad me hu, ma ki kir kiri Arz kiya hai�. Tairna hai to samundar me tairo nadi nalo me kya rakha hai, pyar karna hai to MAA-BAAP se karo, in bewafa hasino me kya rakha hai Life of a student: wallet hai paise nahi, lecture hia attendance nahi, mobile hai, balance nahi, exam hai, tension nahi, padhna hai par mood nahi Munna: a sarkit ye SAM kaun hai re? Sarkit: are bha@ ye boleto ekdam mast insa@ hai re suna hai ye un knajuso ko bhi msg karte he jo unhe msg nahi karte Agar gandhiji don hote to kya kahte � hamari takle pe bal aane ka intezar to 11 dukan ke HAJJAM kar rahe hai, lekin takle pe bal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai Har insaan ki ek alag pehchan hoti hai, hamare sms ki ek alag shan hoti hai, har kisi ko hum nai karte sms, par jisko karte hai, usme hamari jaan hoti hai Pesh hai world�s most painful shayari�. Dil me chubhi sui, dil me chubhi sui, Uui uui uui uui uui uui uui uui uui Patient: doc plz help me, mein jab bhi baat karta hum to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, ai nahi dikhta. Doc: aisa kab hota hai Patient: phone karte waqt

A friend is someone who sees your first tear, catches second and stops third, if the fourth one still comes� slaps you and says�. NAUTANKI BAND KAR�SAMJHA Two sardars watching cricket match, when the batsman hits a boundary. 1st sardar: kya goal mara 2nd: bewakuf, goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai aaj agar aapka goodnight message aayega to hi hum roti kahenge, varna, aaj raat ko paneer parantha aur pulao ke baad ice cream khakar hi so jaenge kar ja kuch aisa dosti me, ki thanx aur sorry words beimaan lage, nibha aisi dosti, ki dost ko tumhe chodna mushkil aur duniya chodna aasan lage nazar chahti hai didar karna, dil chahti hai unhe pyar karna, kya sunau apne dil ka aalam, nasib me likha tha unka intezar karna�