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All Computer Slang  #

Twitter hashtag Number

 #1

Number one

 $

Dollar, money

 $_$

Has money

 %)

Drunk, giddy

 'S

Wrongly displayed 's

 ><

Frustration

 >,<

Angry, annoyed

 >.>

Suspicious, wary

 >.<

Frustrated, angry, upset, in pain

 >//<

Embarrassed, blushing

 >3

Evil but happy Hate (opposite of <3)

 >:(

Angry

 >:)

Evil Grin

 >:D<

Hug

 >:O

Angry

 >O<

Yelling

 >_>

Looking left, shifty look

 >_<

Frustrated

 &HEARTS;

HTML code for a heart

 <#

Misspelling of <3

 <>

Not equal No comment

 <><

Fish

 <.<

Shifty look


Broken Hearted

 <2

Not quite love (<3)

 <3

Love (heart shape)

 <333

Multiple hearts

 <3U

Love You

 <4

More than love (<3)



Hate



Grin

 <_<

Sarcasm, look left

 'EM

Them

 (!)

Sarcasm

 (8)

Musical note (MSN)

 (:

Happy

 (A)

Angel (MSN)

 (H)

Cool dude emoticon (MSN)

 (K)

Kiss (MSN)

 (L)

Love heart (MSN)

 (N)

Thumbs down (MSN)

 (S)

Seriously

 (U)

Heartbroken

 (Y)

Thumbs up (MSN)

 (YN)

Fingers crossed (MSN)

 (^^^)

Shark

 (_8^(I)

Homer Simpson

 *

Indicating a spelling correction

 *$

Starbucks

 *$$

Starbucks

 *<:-)

Clown

 *.*

Every file on a computer

 *G*

Grin

 *O*

Confused, surprised, shocked

 *S*

Salute

 *_*

In love, dazed

 +1

Partner Me too

 +REP

Boost reputation on XBox Live

 +_+

Dead man

 -.-

Annoyance

 -_-

Annoyed, tired

 .-.

Sad, unhappy

 .BIZ

Top level domain for business

 .CO

Alternative to .COM

 .COM

Top level domain for commerce

 .EDU

Top level domain for education

 .GOV

Top level domain for governments

 .MIL

Top level domain for the military

 .NET

Top level domain originally for network providers

 .ORG

Top level domain for non-profit organizations

 //

Love, I love you

 /B/

4chan's random image board

 /O/

Happy, arms in the air

 /O\

Frustrated, hands on head

 /R/

Requesting

 /S

Sarcasm

 /THREAD

End of a thread on a forum

 /W

Whisper

 0.0

Surprise

 0.O

Raised eyebrow, WTF

 0/

Waving

 012

Forever

 0_0

Shocked

 10

Perfect looking woman

 10-1

Radio code for 'Receiving poorly'

 10-2

Radio code for 'Receiving well'

 10-4

Understood, OK

 101

Basic introduction

 10CHAR

Padding where at least 10 characters are required

 10Q

Thank you

 10X

Thanks

 11

One louder than 10

 111

Excited

 112

European emergency number

 12

The police

 120

LOL! (101! = 5! = 120)

 123

I agree

 1234

1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you (I Love You)

 1314

Forever (Chinese)

 1337

Elite

 133T

Elite

 143

I Love You (letters in each word)

 14344

I Love You Very Much (letters in each word)

 1437

I Love You Forever

 153

I Adore You (letters in each word)

 180

Turn around, 180 degrees

 187

Police code for murder or death

 1AAT

One At A Time

 1D

One Direction (band)

 1UP

Extra life in a game

 2

To

 21

Quit

 211

Police code for robbery

 212

Speak with someone

 22

A .22 caliber handgun

 220

Second To None

 224

Today, tomorrow, forever

 24/7

Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week

 241

Two For One

 250

Stupid person (Chinese)

 2B

To Be

 2BH

To Be Honest

 2DAY

Today

 2EZ

Too Easy

 2G

Too Good

 2G2BT

Too Good To Be True

 2K10

2010

 2K4U

To Cool For You

 2K9

2009

 2L8

Too late

 2M

Tomorrow

 2MI

Too Much Information

 2MORO

Tomorrow

 2MOZ

Tomorrow

 2MRW

Tomorrow

 2NITE

Tonight

 2NYT

Tonight

 2U

To You

 2U2

To You Too

 3

The letter E

 3 WHEELIN

Driving with one wheel off the ground

 3>

Hate (opposite of <3)

 30STM

30 Seconds To Mars (band)

 313

Area code for Detroit

 333

Half evil

 360

XBox 360 Complete circle

 381

I Love You (3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning)

 39

Thank You

 3DG

Three Days Grace (band)

 3G

Third Generation mobile phone network

 3Q

Thank You

 4

For

 4/20

April 20th, WEED smoking day

 401K

Retirement investment plan

 404

Page not found error Clueless

 411

Information

 419

Nigerian Email Scam

 42

The answer to life, the universe and everything

 420

Weed, Pot

 420 FRIENDLY

Person who likes smoking pot

 4221

4ever 2gether 2love 1another

 4377

Hell in LEET

 44

.44 Magnum

 459

I Love You (phone digits for ILY)

 4CHAN

Internet message/image board

 4COL

For Crying Out Loud

 4E4

Forever

 4EVA

Forever

 4EVER

Forever

 4G

4th Generation

 4GET

Forget

 4GM

Forgive me

 4M

Forum

 4RL?

For Real?

 4SHO

For Sure

 4SRS

For Serious?

 4U

For You

 4WD

Four-Wheel Drive

 4X4

Four wheel drive vehicle

 4YEO

For Your Eyes Only

 5

LOL (5=101 in binary)

 5 BY 5

Loud and clear, fine

 5 HOLE

Gap between goalie's legs in hockey

 5!

LOL! see 120

 50

Police (from Hawaii Five-O)

 5150

Police code for crazy person on the loose

 520

I Love You (Chinese)

 555

Thai for HaHaHa

 5N

Fine

 5X5

Loud and Clear

 637

Always and Forever (letters in each word)

 666

The Number of the Beast

 6_6

Looking down Suspicious

 72

72 hours, 3 days

 721

Love You (7 letters, 2 words, 1 meaning)

 73

Best regards (Amateur Radio)

 730

Crazy

 7DAW

Seven Days A Week

 8)

Cool

 8*

Kiss

 8-)

Cool (sunglasses)

 8-|

Nerdy (wearing glasses)

 808

Police code for disturbing the peace

 80S

The Eighties, 1980s

 81

Hells Angels (HA 8th and 1st letter)

 823

Thinking Of You

 831

I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)

 86

Get rid of something

 88

Heil Hitler (H is 8th letter)

 881

Bye Bye (from Chinese pronounciation)

 886

Bye Bye (Hong Kong Cantonese)

 888

Ate, ate, ate

 88888888

Clapping

 8BALL

1/8 ounce of cocaine

 8D

Manic

 9

Parent watching

 911

US emergency number

 93

Rough suburb of Paris

 99

Parent stopped watching

 999

UK emergency number

 9JA

Nigeria

 9_9

Rolling the eyes

 :$

Embarrassed

 :&

Tongue tied, speechless

 :>

Mischievous smile

 :<

Sad, frowning

 :'(

Crying

 :')

Crying with joy

 :(

Unhappy, sad

 :(:)

Pig

 :(|)

Monkey

 :)

Happy

 :*

Kiss

 :-(

Sad

 :-)

Smile

 :-*

Kiss

 :/

Sarcasm

 :0

Surprised, shocked

 :3

Cute/goofy face

 :9

Yum, licking

 :?

Confused

 :@

Angry

 :B

Buck teeth

 :C

Very Sad

 :D

Happy

 :DD

Very happy

 :F

Drooling

 :J

Smirk

 :K

Vampire teeth Snake's tongue

 :L

Laughing

 :O

Surprised

 :O)

Clown nose smiley face

 :P

Sticking tongue out

 :Q

Smoking

 :S

Confused

 :T

Side smile

 :X

Zipped lips

 :[

Sad Vampire

 :]

Happy

 :{)

Happy with a moustache

 :|

Disgust, disapproval, not funny

 ;(

Crying

 ;)

Wink

 ;-)

Wink

 ;D

Wink

 ;O

Joking

 ;P

Winking and sticking tongue out

 =)

Happy

 =*

Kiss

 =.=

Tired

 =/=

Not equal to

 =0

Surprised, shocked

 =3

Cute/goofy face

 =D

:D

 =F

Vampire

 =I

Indifference

 =P

Sticking tongue out

 =S

Confused

 =W=

Weezer (band)

 =X

No Comment

 =[

Sad

 =]

Happy

 ?

What?

 ?4U

Question For You

 ??

What?

 ?_?

Confused, lost

 @

At

 @.@

Confused, surprised

 @@@

Warning of parents nearby

 @_@

Hypnotized, dazed

 @}--->----

A rose

 A&F

Always And Forever Abercrombie & Fitch

 A&R

Artists & Repertoire

 A/N

Author's Note

 A/W

Anyway

 A1

Top quality

 A3

Anywhere, Any time, Any place

 A7A

Frusration, anger (Arabic)

 A7X

Avenged Sevenfold (band)

 AA

Alcoholics Anonymous African-American Automobile Association

 AAA

American Automobile Association Battery size

 AAB

Average At Best

 AAC

Apple Audio Compression

 AAF

Always and Forever

 AAK

Alive And Kicking

 AAMOF

As A Matter Of Fact

 AAP

Always A Pleasure

 AAR

At Any Rate

 AARP

American Association of Retired Persons

 AAT

And Another Thing At All Times

 AAWY

And Also With You

 AAYF

As Always, Your Friend

 ABBO

Aborigine

 ABBR

Abbreviation

 ABC

American Born Chinese

 ABD

Already Been Done

 ABDC

America's Best Dance Crew (TV show)

 ABF

All But Face

 ABG

Asian Baby Girl

 ABH

Actual Bodily Harm

 ABO

Aborigine

 ABP

Already Been Posted

 ABS

Absolutely

 ABT

About

 ABT2

About To

 ABU

Anyone but (Manchester) United

 AC

Air Conditioning Alternating Current

 AC/DC

Rock Band

 ACAPELLA

Vocal music without instruments

 ACC

Actually

 ACCT



 ACE

Excellent, great

 ACK

Disgust, frustration Acknowledgement

 ACLU

American Civil Liberties Union

 ACME

A Company that Makes Everything

 A

Automatic Colt Pistol

 ACT

SAT type test

 ACTA

Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement

 ACU

Army Combat Uniform

 AD

Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord)

 AD HOC

For the specific purpose Improvised, impromptu

 ADAD

Another Day Another Dollar

 ADD

Attention Deficit Disorder

 ADDY

Address

 ADED

All Day Every Day

 ADEROL

Drug that helps you focus

 ADGTH

All Dogs Go To Heaven

 ADHD

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

 ADL

All Day Long

 

on forum, network etc

 ADN

Any Day Now

 ADR

All Due Respect

 ADS

Aim(ing) Down Sights

 ADSL

Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line

 ADTR

A Day To (band)

 AE

American Eagle (clothing)

 AEAE

And Ever And Ever

 AEAP

As Early As Possible

 AFAIAC

As Far As I Am Concerned

 AFAIC

As Far As I'm Concerned

 AFAICS

As Far As I Can See

 AFAICT

As Far As I Can Tell

 AFAIK

As Far As I Know

 AFAIR

As Far As I

 AFAP

As Far As Possible

 AFC

Away From Computer

 AFF

Affirmative

 AFFA

Angels Forever, Forever Angels

 AFI

A Fire Inside (Band)

 AFK

Away From Keyboard

 AFL

Australian Football League

 AFN

All For Now

 AFP

Away From Phone

 AFRL

Away From Real Life

 AFRO

Hairstyle from Africa

 AFS

Always, Forever and Seriously

 AG

Aggressive

 AGC

Automatic Gain Control

 AGG

Cool

 AGGY

Aggitated

 AGH

Ain't Gonna Happen

 AGM

Annual General Meeting

 AGP

Accelerated Graphics Port

 AGRO

Hostile, angry Aggravation, trouble

 AGT

America's Got Talent (TV show)

 AGW

All Going Well

 AHA

Expression of discovery or realization

 AHEM

Throat clearing sound

 AHO

Idiot (Japanese)

 AHT

Out

 AI

Artificial Intelligence As If

 AIB

Am I Boverd?

 AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

 AIGF

All In Good Fun

 AIGHT

All right

 AII

Alright

 AIIC

As If I Care

 AIIT

Alright

 AIKRN

All I know right now

 AIM

AOL Instant Messanger

 AIMBOT

Trageting script in games

 AIMH

Always In My Heart

 AIMO

Idiot

 AIN'T

Am not/are not/is not

 AINEC

And It's Not Even Close

 AINT

Am not/are not/is not

 AIO

All In One

 AIR

Blanked, ignored

 AIRHEAD

Stupid person

 AISB

As I Said Before

 AISI

As I See it

 AIT

Alright

 AITE

Alright

 AITR

Adult In The Room

 AITYD

And I Think You Do

 AIUI

As I Understand it

 AIYA

Cantonese expression of exasperation

 AJ

Apple Juice

 AK

AK-47 Assault Rifle Alaska

 AK47

Assault rifle

 AKA

Also Known As

 AKI

Autumn, fall

 AKML

Avada Kedavra My Life (Harry Potter)

 AKS

Ask

 AKTF

Always Keep the Faith

 AL

Alcohol

 ALA

In the style of (French)

 ALAP

As Late/Long/Little As Possible

 ALAS

Expression of regret, sorrow

 ALCO

Alcoholic

 ALF

Animal Liberation Front

 ALG

Ain't Life Grand

 ALI

Best Friend

 ALIE

Init

 ALIHAL

At Least I Have A Life

 ALK

Alcohol

 ALKQN

Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation

 ALLOW

Let it be, forget it

 ALOL

Actually Laughing Out Loud

 ALOTBSOL

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

 ALPHA

Head person of a group

 ALRATO

Later

 ALT

Alternative character in RPG

 ALU

Arithmetic Logic Unit

 ALV

Asta La Vista, goodbye

 ALWP

Actual Laughter Was Produced

 AM

Ante Meridiem (before midday) Amplitude Modulation (radio signal)

 AMA

Ask Me Anything Against Medical Advice

 AMAA

Ask Me Almost Anything

 AMAP

As Much/Many As Possible

 AMC

American Motors Corportation

 AMD

Advanced Micro Devices

 AMEX

American Express

 AMG

Ah My God

 AMIGO

Friend

 AMIRITE

Am I Right?

 AML

All My Love

 AMN

Any Minute Now

 AMOG

Alpha Male Of Group

 AMP

Amplifier

Ampere  AMPED

Excited, fired up

 AMT

Alpha-Methyltryptamine

 AMTRAK

American enger railroad corporation

 AMV

Anime Music Video

 AMW

America's Most Wanted (TV show)

 AMZ

Amazing

 AN

Author's Note

 ANC

African National Congress

 ANF

Abercrombie & Fitch

 ANFAWFOS

And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

 ANFSCD

And Now For Something Completely Different

 ANIME

Japanese style animation

 ANO

Anorexic

 ANON

Unknown person

 ANS

Answer

 ANSI

American National Standards Institute

 ANTI

Against

 ANTM

America's Next Top Model

 ANY1

Anyone

 ANYWHO

Anyhow

 ANZAC

Australian and New Zealand Army Corps

 AO

Adults Only

 AOB

Any Other Business

 AOD

All Of Day

 AOE

Area Of Effect

 AOK

Age of Kings (game) All OK

 AOL

American Online

 AOM

Age of Mythology (game)

 AON

All Or Nothing As Of Now

 AOS

Ahead Of Schedule

 AOT

As Opposed To Among Other Things

 AOTA

All Of The Above

 AOTS

Attack of the Show (TV show)

 AOW

All Out War

 AOYP

Angel on Your Pillow

 AP

Associated Press

 APB

All Points Bulletin

 APC

Armoured Personnel Carrier

 APE

Mad, crazy

 API

Application Programming Interface

 APM

Actions Per Minute

 APO

Authorized Personnel Only

 APP

Application (computer program)

 APPROX

Approximately

 APPS

Applications (software)

 APR

Annual Percentage Rate

 APT

Apartment

 APU

As Per Usual

 APYR

As Per Your Request

 AQ

Adventure Quest (game)

 AQAP

As Quickly As Possible

 AQF

Ay Que Funny, LOL

 AR

Assault Rifle

 ARD

Alright

 ARE

Misspelling of 'our'

 AREA 51

Top secret military base in Nevada

 ARF

Laugh

 ARG

Alternate Reality Gaming

 ARGH

Expression of frustration or anger

 ARIGATO

Thank You (Japanese)

 ARK

Act of Random Kindness

 ARPA

Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)

 ARPANET

Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)

 ART

Alright

 ARVO

Afternoon

 ASA

And So On

 ASAIC

As Soon As I Can

 ASAIK

As Soon As I Know

 ASAP

As Soon As Possible

 ASAS

As Soon As Sensible

 ASAT

As Simple As That

 ASAYC

As Soon As You Can

 ASBO

Anti Social Behaviour Order

 ASCII

American Standard Code for Information Interchange

 ASD

Sequence of letters on many keyboards

 ASDFGHJKL;

I'm bored

 ASF

And So Forth

 ASG

Asgarv (Swedish for LOL)

 ASIC

Application Specific Integrated Circuit

 ASL

Age, Sex, Location

 ASLP

Age, Sex, Location, Picture?

 ASN

Any Second Now

 ASO

I see

 ASP

At Some Point

 AT&T

American Telephone & Telegraph

 ATA

Ait To Air Actual Time of Arrival

 ATAP

Any Time, Any Place

 ATB

All The Best

 ATC

Air Traffic Control

 ATD

Attention to Detail

 ATEOTD

At The End Of The Day

 ATF

All Time Favorite

 ATGATT

All The Gear All The Time (motorcycling)

 ATH

All Time High

 ATI

Array Technology Inc. (graphics card maker)

 ATK

Attack

 ATL

Atlanta, Georgia

 ATM

At The Moment Automated Teller Machine (cash machine)

 ATMO

According To My Opinion

 ATN

Any Time Now

 ATOY

Always Thinking of you

 ATQ

Answer The Question

 ATST

At The Same Time

 ATT

At This Time All The Time

 ATTN

Attention

 ATTT

Ain't That The Truth

 ATTY

Atomizer from electronic cigarette

 ATV

All Terrain Vehicle

 ATVB

All The Very Best

 ATW

All The Way

 ATWA

Air, Trees, Water, Animals All The Way Alive

 ATX

Austin, Texas

 ATYS

Anything You Say

 AU

Alternate Universe Gold

 AUD

Australian Dollar

 AUO

I don't know

 AUP

Another Useless Post Acceptable Use Policy

 AUS

Are You Serious?

 AV

Anti-Virus Audio/Video Adult Video

 AVA

Angels and Airwaves (Band)

 AVG

Average

 AVGN

Angry Video Game Nerd

 AVI

Audio Video Interleaved (media format)

 AVO

Afternooon

 AVPM

A Very Potter Musical

 AWA

As Well As

 AWD

All Wheel Drive

 AWESOME

Amazing, wonderful, cool

 AWHFY

Are We Having Fun Yet

 AWK

Awkward

 AWKS

Awkward

 AWKY

Awkward

 AWNP

All Work, No Play

 AWOL

Absent Without Leave

 AWP

Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle

 AWS

As We Speak

 AWSM

Awesome

 AWW

Any Which Way

 AX

Ask

 AYB

All Your Base

 AYBABTU

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

 AYBRB2U

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

 AYC

At Your Convenience

 AYCS

As You Can See

 AYE

Yes

 AYEC

At Your Earliest Convenience

 AYFR

Are You For Real?

 AYFT

Are You Free Today?

 AYK

As You Know

 AYKM

Are You Kidding Me?

 AYL

Are You Listening?

 AYO

Hey, You

 AYOR

At Your Own Risk

 AYPI

And Your Point Is?

 AYR

Are You Ready?

 AYRTON

Tenner, ten pounds

 AYS

Are You Serious?

 AYSOS

Are You Stupid Or Something?

 AYT

Are You There?

 AYW

As You Wish

 AYYO

Hi, hello

 AZN

Asian

 B

Bro Be

 B&

Banned Band

 B&B

Bed & Breakfast

 B&E

Breaking And Entering

 B&M

Bricks and Mortar

 B&W

Black and White

 B)

Smiley with sunglasses

 B-DAY

Birthday

 B/C

Because

 B/W

Between Black and White

 B2B

Back To Back Business To Business

 B2C

Business To Consumer

 B2W

Back To Work

 B4

Before

 B4MV

Bullet For My Valentine (Band)

 B4N

Bye For Now

 B4U

Before you

 B4YKI

Before You Know It

 B7

Banned (B7=B&=Band)

 BAAS

Boss

 BABYSITTING

Holding the weed too long

 BAC

Back At Computer Blood Alcohol Content By Any Chance

 BACS

Bankers Automated Clearing System

 BAD

Good

 BADASS

Cool, confident person

 BAN

Gangster

 BAE

Baby

 BAG

Get

 BAGL

Bust A Gut Laughing

 BAH

Bored As Hell

 BAHAHA

Evil laugh

 BAI

Bye

 BAIL

Leave

 BAIRN

Child, baby

 BAIT

Blatant, obvious

 BAK

Back At Keyboard

 BAKA

Fool, idiot

 BAKE

Smoke marijuana

 BAKED

Stoned, Wasted

 BALLER

Successful ball player

 BALLIN

Playing basketball Living the good life

 BALLSY

Courageous, manly

 BAM

Below Average Mentality Exclamation of happiness

 BAMA

Person lacking style

 BAMN

By Any Means Necessary

 BANDWIDTH

Amount of data through an interface over time

 BANGER

Great party Old car

Sausage  BANGING

Very beautiful, sexy

 BANGTIDY

Sexy, fit

 BANJAX

Break, destroy

 BANTER

Playful, witty chat

 BAO

Be Aware Of

 BARBIE

Barbecue

 BARE

Lots of, very

 BARF

Throw up, vomit

 BARKING

Mad, crazy

 BARN

Barnacle, person who latches on

 BASER

Drug

 BASIC

Uncool, boring

 BATE

Obvious

 BAU

Business As Usual

 BAY

Baby

 BB

Big Brother Be Back

 BB4N

Bye-Bye For Now

 BBALL

Basketball

 BBAM

Be Back After Meal

 BBB

Bugging Beyond Belief

 BBBW

Big Beautiful Black Woman

 BBC

British Broadcasting Corporation

 BBE

Babe

 BBEG

Big Bad Evil Guy

 BBFL

Best Buds For Life

 BBFN

Bye Bye For Now

 BBG

Best Be Going

 BBIAB

Be Back In A Bit

 BBIAF

Be Back In A Few

 BBIAM

Be Back In A Minute

 BBIAS

Be Back In A Sec

 BBK

Boy Better Know

 BBL

Be Back Later

 BBM

Blackberry Messaging

 BBML

Be Back Much Later

 BBN

Be Back Never

 BBQ

Barbecue Better Be Quick

 BBR

Blonde, Brunette, Redhead

 BBS

Be Back Soon Bulletin Board System

 BBT

Be Back Tomorrow

 BBV

Brags Beats and Variance (poker)

 BBW

Big Beautiful Woman

 BBWL

Be Back Way Later

 BBY

Baby

 BBZ

Babes

 BC

Before Christ

 BCBW

Bow Chica Bow Wow

 BCC

Blind Carbon Copy

 BCD

Behind Closed Doors

 BCE

Before Common Era (like BC)

 BCF

Best Cousin Forever

 BCG

Birth Control Glasses

 BCNU

Be Seeing You

 BCOS

Because

 BCS

Bowl Championship Series

 BD

Big Deal

 BDAY

Birthday

 BDN

Busy Doing Nothing

 BDOML

Best Day Of My Life

 BDONG

Bad and Wrong

 BDRIP

Blu-ray Disc RIP

 BDU

Brain Dead Battle Dress Uniform

 BEANS

Ecstacy

 BEAR

Large man with body hair

 BEAST

Person/thing that is good, awesome

 BEASTLY

Being good at something, cool

 BEB

Babe

 BEBE

Babe

 BEBO

A social networking site

 BEEF

Problem, fight, argument

 BEF

Best Enemies Forever Best Email Friend

 BEG

Big Evil Grin

 BEH

Expression of disinterest, IDC

 BELF

Blood Elf (WOW)

 BELLIG

Belligerant (when drunk)

 BENJAMIN

$100 bill

 BENT

Dishonest, corrupt

 BENZ  BER

Beyond Economical Repair

 BERK

Idiot, fool

 BESITOS

Little kisses (Spanish)

 BESO

Kiss (Spanish)

 BESOS

Kisses (Spanish)

 BEST

Best Regards

 BESTIE

Best Friend

 BESTY

Best Friend

 BET

Black Entertainment Television

 BETA

Pre-release version Better

 BF

Boyfriend Best Friend

 BF2

Battlefield 2 (game)

 BF4L

Best Friends For Life

 BFA

Best Friends Always

 BFAM

Brother From Another Mother

 BFB

Better From Behind

 BFF

Best Friends Forever Big Fat Friend/Female

 BFF4L

Best Friend Forever For Life

 BFFAE

Best Friends Forever And Ever Best Friends For All Eternity

 BFFE

Best Friends Forever

 BFFL

Best Friend For Life

 BFFLE

Best Friends For Like Ever

 BFFLTDDUP

Best Friends For Life Till Death Do Us Part

 BFFN

Best Friend For Now

 BFFWB

Best Friend Forever With Benefits

 BFK

Big Fat Kiss

 BFMV

Bullet For My Valentine (band)

 BFN

Bye For Now

 BFP

Bad For Pics Big Fat Positive ie pregnant

 BFTP

Blast From The Past

 BFUT

Best Friends Until Tomorrow

 BFWB

Best Friend With Benefits

 BG

Bad Game Baby Gangster

 BGD

Black Gangster Disciples

 BGF

Best Girl/Guy Friend

 BGL

Big Game License, likes fat people

 BGM

Background Music

 BGT

Britain's Got Talent (TV show)

 BH

Be Happy Bloody Hell Big Head

 BHD

Bad Hair Day

 BHH

Bless His/Her Heart

 BHM

Big Handsome Man

 BHO

Barak Hussein Obama

 BHS

Be Home Soon

 BHUM

Sexy, fit

 BIAB

Back In A Bit

 BIC

Believe It Comrade

 BICBW

But I Could Be Wrong

 BIDDIE

Good looking girl

 BIDDY

Girl, woman

 BIEH

Best I Ever Had

 BIFF

Best Friend, BFF

 BIFFL

Best Internet Friend For Life

 BIFFLE

same as BFFL

 BIG

Great, really good

 BIG TIME

More than usual

 BIG UP

Expression of respect

 BIL

Brother In-Law

 BILY

Because I Love You

 BIM

Barbados

 BIMBO

Stupid girl, usually pretty

 BIN

Buy It Now

 BING

But It's Not Google

 BINGO

Here it is, similar to Voila

 BINS

Glasses, binoculars

 BIO

Biological (toilet) break

 BION

Believe It Or Not

 BIOS

Basic Input Output System

 BIRD

Cocaine Young woman

 BIS

Best In Slot

 BISCUIT

Attractive person Cookie

 BISLY

But I Still Love You

 BISOU

Kiss (French)

 BIT

Binary digIT - 1 or 0

 BITTIE

Girl

 BITW

Best In The World

 BIZ

Business

 BK

Burger King

 BKA

Better Known As

 BL

Bad Luck Bottom Line

 BLAD

Brother/friend (from 'blood')

 BLAH

Nothing to say

 BLANK

Ignore

 BLAR

Expression of boredom, BLAH

 BLARG

Expression of boredom

 BLAST

Damn Good time

 BLATES

Blatently

 BLAZE

Smoke Weed

 BLAZED

Stoned

 BLAZING

Smoking weed

 BLD

Bad Life Decision

 BLEEZY

same as BLUNT

 BLEH

Expression of boredom

 BLEM

High on marijuana

 BLG

Boys Like Girls (band)

 BLICK

A very black person

 BLIM

Small piece of HASH

 BLIMEY

Expression of surprise, OMG

 BLIND

In love

 BLING

Flashy Jewelry

 BLINK

Blink 182 (band)

 BLK

Black

 BLL

Bud Light Lime

 BLNT

Better Luck Next Time

 BLOG

Weblog, online diary

 BLOKE

Guy, man

 BLOL

Big Laugh Out Loud

 BLOOD

Gang member Close friend

 BLOOPER

Mistake, embarrassing moment

 BLOTTO

Drunk

 BLOW

Cocaine

 BLOWN

High

 BLT

Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich

 BLTN

Better Late Than Never

 BLUD

Mate (from blood brother)

 BLUE

Sad

 BLUE CHIP

High-quality, low-risk

 BLUEBERRY

Form of marijuana

 BLUF

Bottom Line Up Front

 BLUNT

Marijuana cigar

 BM

Bowel Movement Black Man BMW

 BM4L

Best Mates For Life

 BMAK

Blow Me A Kiss

 BMB

Bebo Me Back

 BMBO

Blow My Brains Out

 BME

Body Modification Ezine

 BMFE

Best Mates Forever

 BMFL

Best Mates For Life

 BMG

Be My Guest

 BMI

Body Mass Index

 BML

Bless My Life

 BMOC

Big Man On Campus

 BMP

Image file format (bitmap)

 BMS

Bitchy Men Syndrome

 BMT

Before My Time Basic Military Training

 BMTH

Bring Me The Horizon (Band)

 BMTTVE

Best Mates 'Til The Very End

 BMUS

Beam me up, Scotty

 BMV

Be My Valentine

 BMW

Bavarian Motor Works (car manufacturer)

 BMX

Bicycle Motocross

 BNB

Bad News Bears Bed 'N' Breakfast Bread 'N' Butter

 BNF

Big Name Fan

 BNG

Blow And Go

 BNI

Batteries Not Included

 BNIB

Brand New In Box

 BNOC

Big Name On Campus

 BNP

British National Party

 BNR

But Not Really

 BNWOT

Brand New Without Tags

 BNWT

Brand New With Tags

 BO

Body Odour

 BOBBA

Replacement swear word

 BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

 BOD

Beginning Of Day Person, DUDE

 BOED

Book of Exalted Deeds (MMORPG)

 BOF

Whatever

 BOFFIN

Technical expert

 BOG

Toilet

 BOGAN

Poorly educated, vulgar person (Australian)

 BOGO

Buy One Get One

 BOGOF

Buy One Get One Free

 BOGSAT

Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking

 BOH

Gunshot sound

 BOHO

Bohemian

 BOI

Boy

 BOILER

Ugly woman

 BOKE

Gag, almost vomit

 BOL

Best Of Luck

 BOLO

Be On The Lookout

 BOLSHY

Bolshevik, communist Argumentative

 BOLTOP

Better On Lips Than On Paper

 BOM

Bro, dude, friend

 BOMB

Something really bad Something really good

 BOMBSHELL

Very attractive woman

 BOMM

same as BOOMM

 BONE UP

Learn about, revise

 BONG

Water pipe for smoking dope

 BONKERS

Crazy

 BONZA

Brilliant, excellent

 BOO

Boyfriend/Girlfriend

 BOOGER

Dried nose mucus

 BOOHOO

Crying

 BOOK

Cool (predictive text )

 BOOM

Great, amazing

 BOOMERS

Psilocybin (magic) mushrooms

 BOOMM

Bored Out Of My Mind

 BOOMS

same as BOOMERS

 BOOMTING

Good looking girl

 BOON

Someone who has been a NOOB for ages

 BOOT

Vomit Inexperienced person

 BOOZE

Alcoholic beverages

 BOOZER

Public House, bar

 BOS

Boyfriend Over Shoulder

 BOSS

Cool, awesome

 BOT

Back On Topic

 BOTCH

Mess up

 BOTDF

Blood On The Dance Floor (band)

 BOTOH

But On The Other Hand

 BOTS

Robots, automated processes

 BOTTS

Back On To The Subject

 BOTW

Blog Of The Week

 BOUL

Bull

 BOUT

About

 BOWL

Part of a marijuana pipe

 BOWS

Elbows

 BOXORZ

Boxers

 BOYO

Friend, mate

 BOZO

Incompetent person, idiot

 BPM

Beats Per Minute

 BPS

Bits/Bytes Per Second

 BQ

Be Quiet

 BR

Best Regards

 BRAH

Bro, friend

 BRAT

Annoying, spoilt child

 BRAVO

Well done

 BRB

Be Right Back

 BRBK

same as BRB

 BRD

Black Rock Depths (WOW)

 BRE

Sexy girl

 BREAD

Money

 BREDA

Boy, man, dude

 BREDRIN

Friend

 BREDRINS

Close friends, brothers

 BREH

Brethren, brothers

 BREKKIE

Breakfast

 BREW

Beer Tea Brother

 BRGDS

Best Regards

 BRH

Be Right Here

 BRICK

1 kilogram of a drug Very cold

 BRICKS

Drugs, dope

 BRILL

Brilliant, cool

 BRITCHES

Pants, tros

 BRO

Brother, buddy, friend

 BROAD

Woman

 BROCHACHO

same as BRO

 BROHAN

same as BRO

 BROLLY

Umbrella

 BRONY

Fan of My Little Pony

 BROSKI

Bro

 BROWN

Heroin

 BROWN BREAD

Dead

 BRT

Be Right There

 BRU

same as BRO

 BRUDDA

Brother

 BRUH

same as BRU

 BRUH BRUH

Brother, friend

 BRUK

Broken

 BRUV

Mate

 BRUVA

Brother

 BSA

Boy Scouts of America

 BSB

Backstreet Boys

 BSC

Bachelor of Science (university degree)

 BSER

Back Stabber

 BSF

But Seriously Folks

 BSG

Battlestar Galactica (TV show)

 BSL

British Sign Language

 BSNS

Business

 BSOD

Blue Screen Of Death (Windows)

 BSOF

Big Smile On Face

 BSOFN

Big Smile On Face Now

 BST

But Seriously Though

 BSTL

Bam, Said The Lady

 BSTS

Better Safe Than Sorry

 BSU

Boring Status Update

 BT

BitTorrent British Telecom

 BT DUBS

same as BTW

 BTA

But Then Again....

 BTAIM

Be That As It May

 BTB

By The By

 BTBAM

Between The Buried And Me (band)

 BTD

Bored To Death

 BTDT

Been There Done That

 BTDTGTTS

Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt

 BTDUBS

same as BTW

 BTE

Best Time Ever

 BTGOG

By The Grace Of God

 BTHO

Beat The Hell Outta

 BTHOM

Beats The Hell Outta Me!

 BTK

Back To Keyboard

 BTL

Between The Lines

 BTM

Be There Moment

 BTN

Better Than Nothing

 BTO

Bachman Turner Overdrive (band)

 BTOBS

Be There Or Be Square

 BTR

Better

 BTS

Be There Soon

 BTT

Bump To Top (forum posts)

 BTTF

Back To The Future

 BTTT

Back To The Top

 BTU

British Thermal Unit

 BTW

By The Way

 BTWITIAILWU

By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You

 BTWITIAILWY

By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You

 BTY

Back To You

 BU

Backup

 BU2M

Been Up To Much?

 BUB

Buddy, friend Champange

 BUBS

Babe

 BUBZ

Pet name for BF or GF

 BUCK

Fight Money

 BUCKS

Dollars, money

 BUD

Marijuana

 BUDDY

Friend

 BUEY

similar to DUDE

 BUFF

Good Looking

 BUG

Bother, annoy

 BUGLE

Cocaine

 BUH

Expression of dismay, disgust

 BUL

Man, dude, boy

 BUMMED

Disappointed, upset

 BUMMER

Bad Luck

 BUMP

Bring Up My Post

 BUN

Smoke marijuana Ugly

 BUN IN THE OVEN

Pregnant

 BUR

same as LOL

 BURD

Bird, girlfriend

 BURE

Girl, woman

 BURK

Idiot, fool

 BURMA

Be Upstairs Ready My Angel

 BURNED

Insulted

 BURNT

Out of it, having smoked too much pot

 BURR

Cold

 BUSKING

Playing music in public for money

 BUSTED

Very Ugly Caught

 BUTCH

Masculine

 BUTT DIAL

Accidentally call from a phone in your pocket

 BUTT HURT

Offended, upset

 BUTTER FACE

Girl who is good looking except for her face

 BUTTERS

Ugly

 BUTTERZ

Ugly

 BUZZ

Excitement Feeling when high

 BUZZ KILL

Ruin a special moment

 BUZZ OFF

Go away

 BUZZED

Tipsy, slightly drunk

 BV

Bad Vibe

 BVB

Black Veil Brides (band)

 BVM

Blessed Virgin Mary

 BW

Beautiful Woman Black and White

 BWC

But Who Cares?

 BWDIK

But What Do I Know?

 BWL

Bursting With Laughter

 BWOI

Friend, buddy

 BWT

Misspelling of BTW

 BWTH

But What The Hell

 BWW

Buffalo Wild Wings (restaurant)

 BYAM

Between You And Me

 BYKI

Before You Know It

 BYKT

But You Know That

 BYO

Bring Your Own

 BYOB

BYO Beer

 BYOM

BYO Music BYO Meat

 BYP

Beg Your Pardon

 BYT

Bright Young Thing Before Your Time

 BYTM

Better You Than Me

 C

See Computer language Speed of light

 C#

Microsoft programming language

 C&C

Command and Conquer (game)

 C&P

Copy & Paste

 C'MON

Come On

 C/D

Confirm/Deny

 C/O

Class Of ...

 C1

Affirmative, Roger that

 C2C

Consumer to Consumer Cam to Cam

 C4

Plastic explosive

 C4C

Comment for Comment Cam for Cam

 C:

Very happy

 CAAC

Cool As A Cucumber

 CAB

Misspelling of CBA

 CACHAI

Do you understand?

 CACHE

Store for temporary computer files

 CACTUS

Broken, dead

 CAD

Computer Aided Design

 CADDY

Cadillac

 CAKE

Kilo of cocaine

 CAKING

Flirting

 CAL

Cyberathlete Amateur League (gaming)

 CAMEL

Brand of cigarettes

 CAMO

Camoflauge

 CAMPER

Player who lies in wait for a target

 CAN DO

It will be done

 CANON

Original, official

 CANTO

Cantonese

 CAP

Shoot

 CAPISH

Do you understand?

 CAPO

Captain, Mafia boss

 CAPS

Bullets Mushrooms

 CAPTCHA

Completely Automated Public Turing Test To Tell Computers and Humans Apart

 CARD

Amusing, eccentric person

 CARDY

Cardigan

 CARE

I don't care

 CARPE

Vomit, throw up

 CARRIED

Told off, DISSed

 CARTY

Party in a car

 CASJ

Casual

 CAT

Cool person Computed Axial Tomography

 CAUSE

Because

 CAVE

Give up, give in

 CAZ

Crazy in a nice way

 CBB

Can't Be Bothered

 CBBC

Children's BBC

 CBC

Canadian Broadcasting Corporation

 CBD

Cute But Dumb

 CBH

Child Bearing Hips

 CBI

Californian Bureau of Investigation Confederation of British Industry

 CBR

Captive Bead Ring (body piercing)

 CBS

Can't Be Stuffed

 CBT

Cognitive Behavioural Therapy

 CC

Credit Card Carbon Copy Crowd Control Country Code

 CCC

Coricidin Cough & Cold (Dextromethorophan or DXM).

 CCG

Collectible Card Game

 CCIE

Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert

 CCL

Couldn't Care Less

 CCNA

Cisco Certified Network Associate

 CCR

Creedence Clearwater Revival (band)

 CCTV

Closed-Circuit Television

 CCW

Counterclockwise Carrying a Concealed Weapon

 CD

Compact Disc Cross Dresser

 CD-RW

Compact Disk Rewritable

 CDC

Cult of the Dead Cow Crudely Drawn Cock

 CDMA

Code Division Multiple Access (voice/data transmission)

 CDN

Canadian

 CDP

Calm Down Please

 CDR

Compact Disc Recordable

 CDROM

Compact Disk Read Only Memory

 CE

Casual Encounters

 CEEB

same as CBB

 CEEBS

same as CBB

 CEEBZ

same as CBB

 CELL

Cellphone

 CELLY

Cellphone Prison cell mate

 CEO

Chief Executive Officer

 CEPT

Except

 CEREAL

Serious

 CES

Consumer Electronics Show

 CET

Central European Time

 CEWL

Cool

 CFC

Chlorofluorocarbon

 CFL

Canadian Football League

 CFN

Ciao For Now

 CFO

Chief Financial Officer

 CFV

Call For Votes

 CG

Computer Graphics

 CGA

Color Graphics Adapter

 CGI

Computer-Generated Imagery

 CHA

Yes

 CHADROOL

Stupid person

 CHAMP

Uncool

 CHAMPION

Good, great

 CHAO

Goodbye (Spanish)

 CHAP

Man

 CHAV

Poorly educated, vulgar youth

 CHAW

Chewing tobacco

 CHEA

Yeah

 CHEAP SKATE

Mean/stingy person

 CHEDDA

Cash, money

 CHEDDAR

Money

 CHEERIO

Goodbye

 CHEERS

Thanks Goodbye

 CHEESE

Drug, starter heroin

Money  CHEESY

Corny, lame

 CHEEZ

Cheese

 CHELA

Beer

 CHEM

Chemistry

 CHEVY

Chevrolet

 CHI

Chicago Life force, energy

 CHIB

Stab

 CHICK

Girl

 CHICKEN

Kilogram of cocaine

 CHILAXING

Chilling and relaxing

 CHILL

Relax, hang out

 CHILL OUT

same as CHILL

 CHILLAX

Chill and relax

 CHINK

Offensive term for an Asian or Chinese person

 CHINWAG

Chat

 CHIO

Sexy, good looking, girl

 CHIPOTLE

Mexican-style restaurant

 CHIPPY

Fish and chip shop

 CHIPS

Money Weak, corny

 CHIRP

Insult

 CHIRPSE

Flirt

 CHIZ

Swiz, swindle

 CHIZZ

Chill out, relax

 CHOICE

Nice, great

 CHOLO

Mexican Gangster

 CHONG

Good looking, attractive, cute

 CHOO

You

 CHOOB

High level player who acts like a noob

 CHOONG

Good looking, buff

 CHOP IT UP

Talk

 CHOPPER

AK-47 assault rifle

 CHOUT

Chill Out Watch Out

 CHOW

Bye Food

 CHP

California Highway Patrol

 CHU

You

 CHUG

Drink Offensive term for a Native American

 CHULA

Cute, sexy

 CHUNDER

Be sick, vomit

 CHUNG

Good looking, buff

 CHUTIYA

Mild Indian expletive

 CHYA

Yes, yeah

 CHYEA

Yes, yeah

 CI

Confidential Informant

 CIA

Central Intelligence Agency

 CIAO

Italian for Hi or Bye

 CIB

Complete In Box

 CIC

'Cause I Can

 CID

Acid, LSD

 CIG

Cigarette

 CIGGY

Cigarette

 CIHY

Can I Help You?

 CINI

Cinema

 CIO

Check It Out

 CIR

Committed Information Rate (minimum bandwidth)

 CITA

Caught In The Act

 CK

CRIP Killa

 CKI

Chair-Keyboard Interface

 CKL

Chuckle

 CL

Chain Letter Craig's List

 CLAP

Gonorrhea, STD

 CLAPPED

Shot

 CLARET

Blood

 CLASS

Cool, excellent

 CLEO

Chief Law Enforcement Officer

 CLI

Command Line Interface

 CLICK

Kilometre

 CLIQUE

Group of friends

 CLM

Career Limiting Move

 CLOCK

Look at Hit

 CLOUD

The Internet (non-local storage, software etc)

 CLOUD 9

Feeling of euphoria, high

 CLT

Currently Listening To

 CLUBBING

Visiting nightclubs

 CLUBHEAD

Person who goes to clubs a lot

 CLUT

Clumsy person

 CLUTCH

Perform under pressure

 CLWY

Can't Live Without You

 CM

Call Me

 CMAR

Cry Me A River

 CMB

Call Me Back

 CMC

Casi Me Cago (Spanish LOL)

 CMD

Command

 CME

Close My Eyes

 CMEO

Crying My Eyes Out

 CMHO

Cry My Heart Out

 CMI

Count Me In

 CMIIW

Correct Me If I'm wrong.

 CMIYC

Catch Me If You Can

 CML

Call Me Later

 CMN

Call Me Now

 CMNT

Comment

 CMOS

Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor

 CMS

Content Management System

 CMT

Comment

 CMU

Cracks Me Up

 CMYK

Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/blacK

 CNA

Certified Nursing Assistant

 CNC

Command and Conquer

 CND

Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament

 CNN

Cable News Network

 CNY

Chinese New Year

 CO

Commanding Officer Corrections Officer Company Counter Offer

 CO2

Carbon Dioxide

 COA

Certificate Of Authenticity

 COALBURNER

White woman that dates black men

 COB

Close Of Business

 COCK UP

Mistake, mess

 COCKY

Thinking too highly of yourself

 COD

Cash On Delivery Call Of Duty

 COD4

Call Of Duty 4 (Game)

 CODE

Computer program Write a computer program

 COED

Coeducational (men and women together)

 COG

Coalition of Gears (game)

 COKE

Cocaine Coca Cola

 COL

Crying Out Loud

 COLA

Top bud of a marijuana plant

 COMMANDO

Without underwear

 COMMY

Communist

 CONDO

Apartment

 CONGRATS

Congratulations

 CONT

Continued

 CONVO

Conversation

 COO

Cool

 COOKIE

Small file relating to a website

 COOL

Awesome, great

 COOL BEANS

Cool, awesome, great

 COOLIN

same as CHILLing

 COP

Officer of the law Close of Play

 COPACETIC

Cool, OK, excellent

 COPY THAT

I understand

 COPYCAT

Someone who copies someone else

 COPYPASTA

Post that has been copied and pasted

 COR

God

 CORNY

Uncool, overused

 COS

Because

 COSPLAY

Costume Play

 COTCH

Relax, chill

 COUCH POTATO

Lazy person who sits all day watching TV

 COUGAR

Older woman looking for a younger man

 COUGER

Older woman looking for a younger man

 COUGH

Confess, come clean

 COUPLE

Two people in a relationship

 COURSE

Of course, certainly

 COW

Offensive term for a woman

 COYB

Come On You Blues

 COYG

Come On You Gunners

 COYOTE

Person who smuggles immigrants

 COYS

Come On You Spurs

 COZ

Because

 C

Cost Per Click

 I

Consumer Price Index

 L

Cyberathlete Professional League (gaming)

 M

Cost Per Thousand

 P

C Plus Plus, C++ (programming language)

 R

Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

 T

Colored People's Time

 U

Central Processing Unit

 CQB

Close Quarters Battle

 CQC

Close Quarters Combat

 CQTMS

Chuckle Quietly To Myself

 CR

Credit Copyright Carriage Return

 CRAB

Derogatory word for a CRIP

 CRACK

A form of cocaine

 CRACKA

Offensive term for a white person

 CRAIC

Good times/gossip/music/drinking (Irish)

 CRAY

Crazy

 CRAY CRAY

Really crazy

 CRBT

Crying Real Big Tears

 CRC

Cyclic Redundency Check Chat Room Chuckle

 CREASING

Laughing

 CREEP

Weird, undesirable person

 CREEPER

Someone who views your profile but doesn't make

 CREPS

Trainers

 CREY

Cry

 CRIB

House, residence

 CRICKETS

Said after a lame joke to break the silence

 CRIMBO

Christmas

 CRIP

Community Restoration in Progress (gang) Gang member

 CRM

Customer Relationship Management

 CROAK

Die

 CROW

Marijuana

 CRT

Cathode Ray Tube

 CRUNK

Crazy and drunk

 CRUSH

Infatuation, attraction

 CRUSTY

Dirty, unwashed person

 CRV

Compact Recreational Vehicle

 CS

Counter-Strike

 CSA

Cheap Shot Artist

 CSB

Cool Story Bro (sarcastic)

 CSI

Crime Scene Investigation (TV show)

 CSL

Can't stop laughing

 CSM

Client Side Modification

 CSS

Counter Strike: Source Cascading Style Sheet

 CST

Central Standard Time

 CSU

California State University

 CSV

Comma Separated Values

 CTC

Call The Cell

 CTD

Crash To Desktop

 CTF

Capture The Flag Claim To Fame

 CTHU

Crack The Hell Up

 CTM

Chuckling To Myself

 CTN

Can't Talk Now

 CTO

Check This Out

 CTR

Click Through Rate

 CTRL

Control (key)

 CTRN

Cant Talk Right now

 CTS

Chuckles To Self

 CTU

Counter Terrorist Unit

 CU

See You

 CUCKOO

Mad, bonkers, crazy

 CUDDY

Buddy, friend

 CUFF

Overprotect, smother

 CUFFED

Taken, has a BF or GF

 CUG

Closed Group

 CUH

Cousin, homie, bro

 CUIAB

See You In A Bit

 CUL

See You Later.

 CUL8ER

See You Later

 CUL8R

See You Later

 CULA

See You Later, Alligator

 CULO

Ass (Spanish)

 CUOL

See You On Line

 CUPCAKE

Soft, loving person

 CUPPA

Cup of (usually) tea

 CUS

Friend

 CUSH

High grade marijuana

 CUSHTI

Good, great

 CUSS

Curse, swear

 CUT

See You Tomorrow See You There

 CUTCH

Snuggle up

 CUTE

Someone/thing that is attrative in an innocent way

 CUTIE

Cute, attractive person

 CUTY

Cutie

 CUWYL

Catch Up With You Later

 CUZ

Because

 CUZZ

Friend, cousin

 CUZZO

Friend

 CV

Curriculum Vitae, resume

 CVV

Card Verification Value

 CW

Clockwise Continuous Wave

 CWB

Crazy White Boys

 CWOT

Complete Waste Of Time

 CWT

Hundred Weight, 100lbs (112lbs UK)

 CWTCH

Hug or cuddle

 CWTCU

Can't Wait To See You

 CWTSY

Can't Wait To See You

 CWUC

Call When You Can

 CWYL

Chat With You Later.

 CYB

Count Your Blessings

 CYBI

Can You Believe It?

 CYDI

Can You Dig It?

 CYDM

Check Your Direct Messages

 CYE

Check Your Email

 CYF

Cross Your Fingers

 CYL

Catch You Later

 CYL8R

See You Later

 CYM

Check Your Mail

 CYO

See You Online

 CYOOT

Cute

 CYT

See You Tomorrow

 CZ

Condition Zero (game)

 D BO

Steal

 D&D

Dungeons and Dragons

 D&M

Deep and Meaningful

 D'S

Dayton rims

 D-DAY

6th June 1944 Designated day when operations are due to commence

 D/C

Disconnected

 D00D

Dude

 D12

Dirty Dozen

 D2F

same as DTF

 D2M

Dead to Me

 D8

Date

 D:

Suprised, shocked

 D:<

Angry

 D;

Crying

 DA

The District Attorney Dad

 DA BOMB

Excellent, the best

 DAB

Digital Audio Broadcasting

 DADA

Defence Against the Dark Arts (Harry Potter)

 DADT

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

 DAE

Does Anybody Else

 DAFUQ

same as WTF

 DAG

Damn Unfashionable person

 DAGGY

Uncool, not trendy, untidy

 DAGO

Offensive term for an Italian

 DAM

Don't Ask Me

 DAMAGE

Cost of something

 DAMHIK

Don't Ask Me How I Know

 DAMHIKT

Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This

 DANG

Damn

 DANK

Very potent marijuana Incredibly good, awesome

 DAP

Touching of fists greeting

 DAQ

Don't Ask Questions

 DARE

Drug Abuse Resistance Education

 DARL

Darling

 DARN

Damn

 DARPA

Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency

 DAT

That

 DATO

Dining At The Orifice

 DAVID

Cool guy

 DAW

Digital Audio Workstation

 DAWG

Close Friend

 DAYUM

Damn

 DB

Douche Bag

 DBC

Dime By Comparison

 DBD

Don't Be Dumb Death Before Dishonor

 DBEYR

Don't Believe Everything You Read

 DBF

Dat Be Fair

 DBI

Douche Bag Index Don't Beg It

 DBJ

Don't Be Jealous

 DBMS

Database Management System

 DBNT

Don't Bother Next Time

 DBR

Damaged Beyond Repair

 DBS

Don't Be Stupid Don't Be Sad Don't Be Scared

 DBT

Doing Big Things

 DBZ

Dragon Ball Z

 DC

Don't Care

 DCF

Department of Children and Families

 DCI

Drum Corps International

 DCOI

Don't Count On It

 DCT

Dream Come True

 DDB

Deaf, Dumb, Blind

 DDF

Drug and Disease Free

 DDG

Drop Dead Gorgeous

 DDI

Don't Do It

 DDMMYY

Day Month Year

 DDOS

Distributed Denial of Service (network attack)

 DDR

Dance Dance Revolution (Game)

 DDT

Don't Do That

 DE

The

 DEA

Drug Enforcement istration

 DEAD ASS

Serious

 DEALING

Acting like boyfriend/girlfriend Selling drugs

 DEAR

Drop Everything And Read

 DEB

Don't Even Bother

 DEBO

Steal

 DEC

Decent

 DECENT

Good, awesome

 DECK

Cool Punch hard

 DED

Dead from joy, hilarity etc

 DEEC

Decent

 DEECE

Decent, cool, great

 DEETS

Details

 DEEZ

These

 DEF

Cool, great, excellent

 DEFF

Definitely

 DEFFO

Definitely

 DEFO

Definitely

 DEFS

Definitely

 DEGT

Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)

 DEH

same as DOH

 DEKE

Avoid, fake, decoy

 DELISH

Delicious

 DEM

Them

 DEN

Then Private room

 DENCH

Awesome, cool

 DEPT

Department

 DER

Duh!

 DERE

There

 DERO

Derelict, loser

 DEROB

Very bored

 DERP

Reply to stupid comment or action

 DERR

same as DUH

 DESI

Someone from the Indian subcontinent

 DESPO

Desperate

 DESU

It is (Japanese)

 DET

Don't Even Trip

 DETAI

Don't Even Think About It

 DEUCES

Peace

 DEVO

Devastated

 DEY

They

 DF

Dumbass Frankenstein WTF

 DFE

Dead Fish Experience

 DFF

Don't Forget to Flush

 DFI

Don't Force It

 DFLI

Don't Feel Like It

 DFO

Done Fell Out

 DFS

Dating For Sport

 DFTBA

Don't Forget To Be Awesome

 DFTS

Don't Forget to Smile

 DFTSYP

Don't Forget To Say Your Prayers

 DFTT

Don't Feed The Troll

 DFW

Down For Whatever

 DG

Don't Go

 DGI

Don't Get Involved Don't Get It

 DGK

Dirty Ghetto Kids (skateboards)

 DGOT

Don't Go Over There

 DGT

Don't Go There

 DGTWM

Don't Go There With Me

 DH

Darling Husband

 DH

Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol

 DHL

Shipping Company

 DHMU

Don't Hit Me Up

 DHS

Department of Homeland Security Department of Health Services

 DHTML

Dynamic HTML

 DHV

Demonstration of Higher Value

 DHYB

Don't Hold Your Breath

 DIAF

Die In A Fire

 DIAO

Cool, hip

 DIBS

A claim

 DIC

Do I Care?

 DIDDO

same as DITTO

 DIDO

same as DIDDO

 DIG

Understand Enjoy, like

 DIGG

Social bookmarking website

 DIGITS

Telephone number

 DIGS

Home, lodgings

 DIKU

Do I Know You?

 DIKY

Do I Know You?

 DIL

Daughter-In-Law

 DILLIC

Does It Look Like I Care

 DILLIGAD

Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?

 DIME

$10 of a drug Very attractive person

 DIMER

same as 10

 DIMM

Dual In-line Memory Module

 DIN

Do It Now

 DIN DIN

Dinner

 DINERO

Money

 DING

Just hit new level in RPG

 DINGBAT

Stupid person, idiot

 DINK

Dual Income No Kids

 DINKY

Tiny, small Dual Income No Kids Yuppie

 DINLO

Stupid person

 DINT

Did not, didn't

 DIP

Leave

 DIPPED

Fashionable

 DIQUE

Supposedly

 DIRT

Low grade marijuana Gossip

 DIS

Did I Say

 DISO

Desperately In Search Of

 DISS

Disrespect

 DISSING

Being disrespectful

 DISTRO

Distribution (software, music, etc)

 DIT

Details In Thread

 DITD

Down In The Dumps, sad

 DITTO

The same, me too, I agree

 DITZY

Acting dumb and innocent

 DIV

Stupid person

 DIVA

Talented, but arrogant, female performer

 DIVX

Video format

 DIY

Do It Yourself

 DIZZY

Crazy, mad

 DJ

Disc Jockey Dow Jones Dinner Jacket

 DJM

Don't Judge Me

 DK

Don't Know

 DKDC

Don't Know, Don't Care

 DKFS

Don't Know For Sure

 DKM

Don't Kill Me

 DKNY

Donna Karan New York

 DKP

Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)

 DKY

Don't Know Yet Don't Kid Yourself

 DL

Down Low

 DLAM

Don't Laugh At Me

 DLB

Don't Look Back

 DLC

able Content

 DLL

Dynamic Link Library (computer file)

 DLN

Don't Look Now

 DLS

Dirty Little Secret

 DLTBBB

Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

 DLTBGYD

Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down

 DLTM

Don't Lie To Me

 DLV

Demonstration of Lower Value

 DM

Don't Mind Doesn't Matter Direct Message

 DMAF

Don't Make A Fuss

 DMAL

Drop Me A Line

 DMB

Dave Matthews Band

 DMC

Deep Meaningful Conversation



Digital Millennium Copyright Act

 DMG

Damage

 DMI

Don't Mention It

 DMIID

Don't Mind If I Do

 DMML

Don't Make Me Laugh

 DMN

Damn

 DMS

Dirty Money Syndicate

 DMT

Di-Methyl Tryptamine (drug)

 DMTA

Dirty Minds Think Alike

 DMV

Department of Motor Vehicles

 DMW

Dead Man Walking

 DMX

Dark Man X (rapper)

 DMY

Don't Mess Yourself

 DMZ

De-militarized zone

 DN

Doing Nothing

 DNA

Deoxyribonucleic Acid Did Not Attend Does Not Apply

 DNB

Drum And Bass

 DNC

Democratic National Committee

 DND

Do Not Disturb

 DNDC

Don't Know, Don't Care

 DNE

Do Not Erase Does Not Exist

 DNF

Did Not Finish

 DNFTT

Do Not Feed The Troll

 DNK

Do Not Know

 DNM

Does Not Matter Deep and Meaningful

 DNO

Don't Know

 DNP

Do Not Post

 DNR

Do Not Resuscitate

 DNS

Domain Name Service Did Not Start

 DNT

Don't

 DNTK

Don't Need To Know

 DNW

Do Not Want

 DOA

Dead On Arrival Deteriorate On Approach

 DOB

Date Of Birth

 DOBE

Idiot

 DOC

Doctor Drug of Choice

 DOD

Day of Defeat

 DODGY

Of questionable legality, morality, integrity

 DOE

Depends On Experience

 DOF

Depth of Field

 DOG

Telephone Ugly person

 DOG FOOD

Heroin

 DOGG

Friend, buddy

 DOH

Expression of frustration, realization

 DOHC

Dual Overhead Cam

 DOI

Duh

 DOJA

Marijuana, weed

 DOKE

Diet Coke

 DOL

Dying Of Laughter

 DOLO

Alone, solo

 DOMO

Thank you (Japanese)

 DOMS

Delayed Onset Muscular Soreness

 DON

Top man, Mafia boss

 DONE

Finished Drunk, intoxicated

 DONNO

I don't know

 DOOBIE

Marijuana cigarette, t

 DOOD

Dude

 DOODE

same as DUDE

 DOOFUS

Stupid person

 DOOM

Classic FPS

 DOPE

Heroin Cool, awesome

 DORB

Adorable

 DORK

Silly, socially inept person

 DOS

Disk Operating System Denial Of Service (attack) Dad Over Shoulder

 DOSH

Money

 DOSHA

Marijuana

 DOSSER

Lazy person

Vagrant, Tramp  DOT

Damage Over Time

 DOTA

Defence Of The Ancients

 DOUCHE

Idiot

 DOUGH

Money, cash

 DOUGIE

Swagger Dance style

 DOW

Dawn Of War (game) Dow Jones Industrial Average

 DOWNER

Someone or something that brings the mood down

 DOWNS

Downs-Syndrome

 DOX

Documents

 DPI

Dots Per Inch Don't Push It

 DPS

Damage Per Second (MMORPG)

 DPU

Data Processing Unit

 DPYN

Don't Pick Your Nose

 DQ

Disqualified

 DQYDJ

Don't Quit Your Day Job

 DR

Double Rainbow

 DRAG

Inhale smoke from cigarette or t Dressed as a woman

 DRED

Cruel, bad

 DRINKY POO

Alcoholic drink

 DRIVE BY

Recce, check out

 DRM

Digital Rights Management

 DRO

HyDROponically grown marijuana

 DROVE

Mad, angry

 DRT

Dead Right There

 DS

Darling Son

 DSD

Do Some Damage

 DSL

Digital Subscriber Line

 DSLR

Digital Single Lens Reflex (camera)

 DSP

Digital Signal Processing

 DSS

Department of Social Services

 DST

Daylight Saving Time

 DT

Down Town

 DTA

Don't Trust Anyone

 DTAM

Death To All Men

 DTB

Don't Text Back

 DTC

Down To Cuddle

 DTD

Drunk Till Dawn Drunk Till Death

 DTE

Down To Earth

 DTH

Down To Hang

 DTL

Does The Look

 DTM

Doing Too Much Dead To Me

 DTMS

Does That Make Sense?

 DTP

Disturbing The Peace

 DTR

Define The Relationship

 DTRT

Do The Right Thing

 DTS

Down The Shore Down To Snuggle

 DTT

Don't Touch That

 DTTC

Don't Text The Cell

 DTTM

Don't Talk To Me

 DTYT

Don't Take Your Time

 DU JOUR

Of the day (French)

 DUB

Twenty (dollars, dollars of drugs, inch rims)

 DUB DUB DUB

WWW, World Wide Web

 DUB SACK

A $20 bag of marijuana

 DUBS

Twenty inch wheels

 DUBSTEP

Music genre

 DUCES

Goodbye

 DUCWIC

Do You See What I See?

 DUCY

Do you see why?

 DUDE

A name for anyone (esp surfers, skaters)

 DUDETTE

Female dude

 DUDS

Casual clothes

 DUECES

Misspelling of DEUCES

 DUFUS

same as DOOFUS

 DUH

Of course

 DUI

Driving Under the Influence

 DULM

Do You Love Me?

 DUN

Son

 DUNNO

Don't Know

 DUNZO

Done, over, finished

 DUPA

Ass

 DUPE

Duplicate

 DUR

Duh

 DURS

Damn, You Are Sexy

 DUS

Does

 DUSS

Run away

 DUST

Angel dust, P

 DUSTY

Ugly

 DUTCH

t Split the cost

 DUTTY

Dirty

 DVD

Digital Versatile Disc

 DVDRIP

Video copied from a DVD

 DVI

Digital Visual Interface

 DVR

Digital Video Recorder

 DW

Don't Worry

 DWA

Driving While Asian

 DWAG

Misspelling of DAWG

 DWAI

Don't Worry About It

 DWB

Driving While Black

 DWBH

Don't Worry, Be Happy

 DWBI

Don't Worry 'Bout It

 DWEEB

Dork, nerd

 DWEET

Do it

 DWF

Divorced White Female

 DWI

Deal with it

 DWISNWID

Do What I Say Not What I Do.

 DWL

Dying With Laughter

 DWM

Divorced White Male

 DWMT

Don't Waste My Time

 DWP

Drunk While Posting

 DWT

Driving While Texting

 DWTH

Don't Work Too Hard

 DWTS

Dancing With The Stars

 DWU

Don't Wait Up

 DX

D-generation X

 DXC

Deathcore (music style)

 DY

same as DWAI

 DYD

Don't You Dare

 DYHWIH

Do You Hear What I Hear?

 DYJ

Do Your Job

 DYJHIW

Don't You Just Hate It When...

 DYK

Did You Know

 DYKT

Did You Know That?

 DYKWIM

Do You Know What I Mean?

 DYL

Do You Like...?

 DYLM

Do You Love/Like Me?

 DYM

Do You Mind Do You Mean

 DYOR

Do Your Own Research

 DYS

Do You See?

 DZ

Drop Zone

 E

Ecstasy

 E>

Heart like <3

 E&OE

Errors and omissions excluded

 E-DATING

Online dating

 E2EG

Ear To Ear Grin

 EA

Electronic Arts

 EAS

End of Active Service

 EB

Eyeball

 EBCAK

Error Between Chair And Keyboard

 EBD

End of Business Day

 EBM

Electronic Body Music

 EBONY

Dark skin tone

 EBT

Electronic Benefits Transfer

 ECG

Electrocardiogram

 ECO

Ecological Enconomical

 ECT

Misspelling of 'etc'

 ECW

Extreme Championship Wrestling

 EDD

Estimated Delivery Date

 EDDRESS

Email address

 EDGY

Cutting edge

 EDJ

Energy Drink Junkie

 EDM

Electronic Dance Music

 EDT

Eastern Daylight Time Estimated Delivery Time

 EEC

European Economic Community

 EEE

Expression of excitement

 EEG

Extremely Evil Grin

 EEK

Expression of surprise, distress

 EEPROM

Erasable EPROM

 EFA

Edited For Accuracy

 EFG

Epic Fail Guy

 EFL

English as a Foreign Language

 EFT

Electronic Funds Transfer

 EG

For example (exempli gratia) Evil Grin

 EGL

Elegant Gothic Lolita

 EH

What? Huh?

 EI

Eat It

 EL

Chicago's elevated rail system

 ELBOW

A pound of marijuana

 ELE

Everybody Love Everybody

 ELF

Every Lady's Fantasy

 ELITE

Skillful, quality, professional

 ELLO

Hello

 ELNS

Eller noe s

 ELO

Electric Light Orchestra (band)

 ELOL

Evil Laugh Out Loud

 EM

E-Mail Them

 EMA

E-mail Address

 EMAW

Every Man a Wildcat

 EMCEE

MC, Master of Ceremonies

 EMO

Emotional

 EMOTICON

Sequence of characters representing an emotion eg :)

 EMP

Electromagnetic Pulse

 EMS

Emergency Medical Service

 EMT

Emergency Medical Technician

 ENC

Enclosure

 ENDZ

Area where you live

 ENE

Northerner

 ENIAC

Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer

 ENNIT

Expression of agreement

 ENO

Awesome, cool

 ENT

Isn't

 EOB

End Of Business

 EOC

End Of Conversion

 EOD

End Of Discussion

 EOE

Equal Opportunity Employer

 EOF

End Of File

 EOG

End Of Grade

 EOL

End Of Lecture

 EOM

End Of Message

 EOR

End Of Rant

 EOS

End Of Show

 EOT

End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)

 EOTW

End Of The World

 EOTWAWKI

End Of The World As We Know It

 EP

Extended Play

 EPIC

Extremely awesome

 EPIC FAIL

Total failure

 EPIN

Epic Win

 EPL

English Premier League

 EPROM

Electronically Programmable ROM

 EQ

EverQuest (game)

 EQE

Easy Quick Efficient

 ER

Emergency Room Indicating hesitation

 ERB

Herb, Marijuana

 ERK

Irk, annoy

 ERM

Awkward conversation filler

 ERO

Erotic

 ERP

Erotic Role-Play

 ESA

European Space Agency

 ESB

Empire Stikes Back (Star Wars)

 ESC

Escape key

 ESD

Electro-Static Discharge

 ESE

Friend, homeboy (Hispanic)

 ESH

Donkey (Armenian)

 ESKI

Type of urban music

 ESL

English as Second Language

 ESOL

English for Speakers of Other Languages

 ESP

Extra Sensory Perception

 ESPN

Entertainment and Sports Programming Network

 ESQ

Esquire

 ESRB

Entertainment Software Rating Board

 EST

Eastern Standard Time Established

 ESTD

Easier Said Than Done

 ET

Extra Terrestrial

 ETA

Estimated Time of Arrival Edited to Add

 ETC

Et Cetera (and so on)

 ETD

Estimated Time of Departure

 ETF

Escape The Fate (band)

 ETHERNET

same as LAN

 ETID

EveryTime I Die (band)

 ETW

Enjoy The Weekend

 EU

European Union

 EUA

End Agreement

 EUC

Excellent Used Condition

 EULA

End License Agreement

 EV

Expected Value

 EVA

Ever

 EVL

Evil Laugh

 EVS

Whatever

 EVT

Ei Voi Tiet

 EVVK

Couldn't Care Less (Finnish)

 EW

Exclamation of disgust

 EWBA

Everything Will Be Alright

 EWE

Epilogue, What Epilogue? (Harry Potter)

 EWW

Expression of disgust

 EX

Former girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband etc Example

 EXE

Windows program file

 EXP

Experience points in games

 EXPO

Exposition, large-scale public exhibition

 EXTRA

Over the top, excessive

 EY

Hey

 EYEBALL

Look at Estimate measurement by looking

 EYO

Hey, yo(u)

 EZ

Easy

 EZPZ

Easy peasy, very easy

 E_E

Tired, exhausted

 F1

Formula One

 F2F

Face To Face

 F2P

Free To Play Files To Peers

 F2T

Free To Talk

 F5

Refresh

 F8

Fate

 F9

Fine

 F@

Fat

 FAA

Federal Aviation istration

 FAAK

Falling Asleep At Keyboard

 FAB

Fabulous

 FABU

Fabulous

 FACE PALM

Slap forehead with the palm of your hand

 FADE

Kill, disgrace Haircut

 FADED

High, stoned, drunk

 FAE

From

 FAFWOA

For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)

 FAG

Cigarette

 FAI

Forget About It

 FAIK

For All I Know

 FAIL

Suck

 FAM

Family

 FAMALAM

Family, close friend

 FAMBO

Family, close friend

 FAMO

Friend, dude, family member etc

 FAMS

Family

 FANNYING

Wasting time, messing about

 FANTABULOUS

Fantastic and fabulous

 FAO

For Attention Of

 FAQ

Frequently Asked Question

 FASHO

For sure

 FAT

File Allocation Table

 FAT32

32 bit File Allocation Table

 FAUX PAS

Social blunder (French for 'false step')

 FAV

Favorite

 FAVE

Favorite

 FBC

FaceBook Chat

 FBF

Facebook Friend

 FBG

Fat Bottomed Girl

 FBI

Federal Bureau of Investigation

 FBM

Fine By Me

 FBO

Facebook Official

 FBTW

Fine, Be That Way

 FBW

Fly by wire

 FC

Fingers Crossed Full Combo

 FCFS

First Come First Served

 FCOL

For Crying Out Loud

 FCS

For Christ's Sake

 FDA

Food and Drug istration

 FDR

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

 FE

Fair Enough

 FEAE

For Ever And Ever

 FEAT

Featuring

 FEDEX

Federal Express (shipping company)

 FEDS

FBI agents, police

 FEDZ

Police

 FEE

Female

 FEENING

Craving, wanting really badly

 FEH

Expression of dismissal, disgust

 FELLAS

Close friends

 FELLER

Fellow, man

 FER

For

 FETCH

Cool, trendy, awesome

 FF

Final Fantasy

 FF5

Family Force 5 (band)

 FFA

Free For All

 FFFA

Fit From Far Away

 FFI

For Further Information

 FFL

Falling From LOLing

 FFN

Farewell For Now

 FFR

Flash Flash Revolution (game) For Future Reference

 FFTL

From First To Last (band)

 FFWF

Fight Fire With Fire

 FFX

Final Fantasy 10 (game)

 FG

Fat Girl Family Guy

 FGJ

For Great Justice

 FGS

For God's Sake

 FHE

First Hand Experience

 FHM

For Him Magazine

 FI

Forget It

 FIC

Fanfiction

 FICCL

Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less

 FIDDY

Fifty

 FIF

Fifth Amendment

 FIFA

Federation International de Football Association

 FIFO

First In First Out

 FIFY

Fixed It For You

 FIL

Father-in-law

 FILO

First In, Last out

 FIN

Finished

 FINA

About to do (something)

 FINK

Snitch, informer

 FINNA

Going To

 FINO

Failure Is Not an Option

 FIO

Figure It Out

 FIRM

Gang of soccer hooligans Organised criminal gang

 FIRME

Cool, good, nice

 FISH

First In Still Here

 FIT

Good lokking, hot, sexy

 FITB

Fill In The Blanks

 FITE

Fight

 FITTIN TO

About to, getting ready to

 FIVE O

Police

 FIX

A dose of drugs

 FIXIN TO

About to, getting ready to

 FIZZLE

Fool

 FJ

Foot Job

 FKA

Formerly Known As

 FL

Fake Laugh

 FLA

Florida

 FLAFF

Foot Loose And Fancy Free

 FLAG

Bandana

 FLAGGED

Banned

 FLAKE

Unreliable person

 FLAKE OUT

Cancel at the last minute

 FLAKY

Unreliable

 FLAME

Insult someone over the internet

 FLBP

Future Lower Back Problems

 FLEX

Show off

 FLIR

Forward Looking Infra Red

 FLK

Funny Looking Kid

 FLOG

Sell

 FLOSS

Show off

 FLOSSING

Showing off

 FLOTUS

First Lady Of The United States

 FLS

Flu-Like Symptoms

 FLUFF

Humorous/romantic fan fiction

 FLY

Zipper Awesome, cool

 FLYFF

Fly For Fun (MMORPG)

 FM

Freqeuncy modulation (radio signal)

 FMA

Full Metal Alchemist

 FMCG

Fast Moving Consumer Goods

 FMDIDGAD

Frankly My Dear , I Don't Give A Damn

 FMH

For Him Magazine

 FMI

For More Information

 FMJ

Full Metal Jacket

 FMLA

Family and Medical Leave of Absence

 FMO

For Only

 FMOT

Follow Me On Twitter

 FMTKFYTFO

For Me To Know, For You To Find Out

 FMV

Full Motion Video

 FNA

For Necessary Action

 FNAR

For No Apparent Reason Snigger

 FNB

Football And Beer

 FNE

Free And Easy

 FNO

From Now On

 FNX

Thanks

 FO SHO

For Sure

 FO'SHIZZLE

For Sure

 FOA

First Of All

 FOAF

Friend Of A Friend

 FOB

Fresh Off the Boat

 FOBR

Fall Out Boy Rock (website)

 FOC

Free Of Charge

 FOCL

Falling Off Chair Laughing

 FOF

Full of Fail

 FOFL

Falling On Floor Laughing

 FOFO

Fourty Four caliber gun

 FOI

Freedom Of Information

 FOIA

Freedom of Information Act

 FOLDED

Drunk, wasted

 FOM

Far Out Man

 FOMCL

Falling Off My Chair Laughing

 FOMO

Fear Of Missing Out

 FOMS

Fear Of Missing Something

 FON

Freak Of Nature

 FOO

Fool

 FOOD

Marijuana

 FOOPA

Fat in belly area

 FOPS

Fake cops (security guards etc)

 FORTE

Area of expertise, strength

 FOSHO

For Sure

 FOT

Fat, but HOT

 FOTB

Fresh Off The Boat

 FOTC

Flight of the Conchords

 FOTD

Friend Of The Day

 FOTM

Flavor Of The Month

 FOTR

Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien)

 FOV

Field Of View

 FOX

Sexy, attractive woman

 FPS

First-Person Shooter (video game term)

 FQDN

Fully Qualified Domain Name

 FR

For Real

 FRAG

Kill

 FRAK

Swear word from Battlestar Galactica

 FRAP

Frappuccino

 FRAT

Fraternity

 FREEBIE

Item or service one gets for free

 FREEBSD

Free Berkeley Software Distribution (Unix like OS)

 FRESH

Very good, cool

 FRESHIE

Imigrant

 FRIED

High on drugs

 FRILL

For Real

 FRL

For Real

 FRO

Afro hairstyle

 FROG

Offensive word for a French person

 FRONT

Pretend, falsely represent

 FRONTING

Misrepresenting oneself

 FROOB

Free Noob. Non-paying player

 FSAS

Famous Stars and Straps (clothing)

 FSB

Front Side Bus

 FSBO

For Sale By Owner

 FSCK

File System (Consistency) Check

 FSHO

For Sure

 FSM

Female Seeking Male

 FSOT

For Sale Or Trade

 FSR

For Some Reason

 FSU

Friends Stand United

 FTA

From The Article

 FTAO

For the Attention Of

 FTASB

Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

 FTBOMH

From The Bottom Of My Heart

 FTC

Favorite, Thumbs up, Comment

 FTD

Fresh To Death

 FTF

First To Find

 FTFT

For The First Time

 FTFY

Fixed That For You

 FTH

For The Horde (WOW)

 FTJ

Fuel The Jet

 FTK

For The Kids For The Kill

 FTL

For The Loss Faster Than Light

 FTLOG

For The Love Of God

 FTM

Female To Male

 FTP

File Transfer Protocol

 FTR

For The Record

 FTSE

Financial Times and the London Stock Exchang

 FTSK

Forever The Sickest Kids (Band)

 FTTB

For The Time Being

 FTUW

For The Ultimate/

 FTV

For The Victory

 FUBAR

Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition

 FUBB

Fouled Up Beyond Belief

 FUBU

Fouled Up Beyond Use Clothing brand

 FUD

Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt

 FULL MONTY

Whole way, whole thing

 FUMA

Fake Puma shoes

 FUTAB

Feet Up, Take A Break

 FUTCH

FEMME + Butch

 FUZZ

Police

 FW

Forward

 FWD

Foward (Email)

 FWIW

For What It's Worth

 FWP

Friend With Privileges

 FWT

Flying With Turban

 FWTD

Fate Worse Than Death

 FX

Effects

 FYA

For Your Amusement

 FYC

For Your Convenience For Your Consideration

 FYE

For Your Entertainment

 FYEO

For Your Eyes Only

 FYI

For Your Information

 FYM

Free Your Mind

 FYN

Fine

 FYP

Fixed Your Post

 FYR

For Your Review For Your Records

 FYT

For Your Time

 G

Grin

 G'DAY

Good Day, hello

 G2B

Go To Bed

 G2E

Got To Eat

 G2F

Got To Fly

 G2G

Gotta go

 G2G2B

Got To Go To Bed

 G2H

Go To Hell

 G2K

Good To Know

 G2R

Got To Run

 G2S

Go To Sleep

 G3G

One better than G2G

 G4U

Good For You

 G8

Great

 G9

Good Night

 GA

Go Ahead

 GAC

Guilty As Charged Get A Clue

 GAFF

House

 GAFIA

Get Away From It All

 GAFM

Get Away From Me

 GAG

About to throw up Joke

 GAGA

Crazy, infatuated

 GAH

Expression of frustration

 GAJ

Get A Job

 GAL

Girl Get A Life

 GAL PAL

Man who hangs around with girls

 GALDEM

Group of girls

 GAMER

Person who plays video games

 GAMMD

Go Ahead Make My Day

 GAMS

Female legs

 GANJ

Ganja, marijuana

 GANJA

Marijuana, pot, cannabis, weed

 GANK

Steal Gang kill (MMORPG)

 GARMS

Clothes

 GAS

Flatulence Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

 GASSED

Have a high opinion of yourself

 GASSING

Talking

 GAT

Gun

 GAWD

God

 GAWJUS

Gorgeous

 GAWJUSS

Gorgeous

 GB

Great Britain Gigabyte

 GBFN

Goodbye for Now

 GBH

Grievous Bodily Harm

 GBML

Good Bye My Love

 GBNF

Gone But Not Forgotten

 GBP

Great British Pounds (Sterling)

 GBTM

Get Back To Me

 GBTW

Get Back To Work

 GBU

God Bless You

 GBY

God Bless You

 GC

Good Contition

 GCF

Good Clean Fun

 GCSE

General Certificate of Secondary Education (UK)

 GCWOK

Gay Couple Without Kids

 GD

Gangsta Disciple

 GDAY

Hi

 GDGD

Good Good

 GDI

God Damn It

 GDP

Gross Domestic Product

 GE

Good Evening

 GED

General Educational Development

 GEEZ

Jesus

 GEEZER

A guy, a bloke, a person

 GEG

Interrupt a conversation

 GEN

Information

 GENIOUS

Misspelling of 'genius'

 GEOCACHE

Scavenger hunt destination point

 GET

Git

 GET DOWN

Party, dance

 GETCHA

Get You, understand Get Your

 GETTO

Ghetto

 GEWD

Good

 GF

Girlfriend

 GFA

Grenade Free America

 GFAK

Go Fly A Kite

 GFC

Global Financial Crisis

 GFETE

Grinning From Ear To Ear

 GFF

Grenade Free Foundation

 GFI

Go For It

 GFN

Gone For Now

 GFP

Good For Pics

 GFU

Good For You

 GFX

Graphics

 GFY

Good For You

 GG

Good Game

 GGA

Good Game All

 GGBB

Good Game Bye Bye

 GGG

Good, Giving, and Game (in bed)

 GGL

Giggle

 GGN

Gotta Go Now

 GGNORE

Good Game No Rematch

 GGOH

Gotta Get Outta Here

 GGS

Good Games

 GGW

Girls Gone Wild

 GH

Guitar Hero

 GHB

Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (drug)

 GHD

Good Hair Day

 GHM

God Help Me

 GHOST

Leaving

 GHZ

Gigahertz

 GI

Government Issue American Solider Good Idea

 GIEF

Give

 GIF

Graphics Interchange Format - Picture Format

 GIG

Live performance Gigabyte Job

 GIGO

Garbage In, Garbage Out

 GIMME

Give me

 GIMP

Uncool/Stupid person

 GINGE

Person with red hair

 GINGER

Person with red hair

 GINGRICH

Hypocrite

 GINNEL

Alley, ageway

 GIS

Google Image Search

 GIT

Idiot

 GIWIST

Gee, I Wish I'd Said That.

 GIY

Google It Yourself

 GIYF

Google Is Your Friend

 GJ

Good Job

 GJOAC

Go Jump Off A Cliff

 GJWHF

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

 GK

Good Kid

 GKY

Go Kill Yourself

 GL

Good Luck Good Looking

 GL HF

Good Luck, Have Fun

 GLA

Good Luck All

 GLAG

Giggling Like A Girl

 GLAMPING

Glamorous/luxury camping

 GLD

Good Life Decision

 GLEAK

Spit

 GLEEK

A fan of the TV show Glee

 GLF

Group Looking For

 GLHF

Good luck, have fun. Used in CS matches

 GLIRL

Good Luck In Real Life

 GLITCH

Error, mistake

 GLOCK

Semi-automatic pistol

 GLOMP

Hug very hard

 GLOTR

Good Luck On The Rebuild

 GLTA

Good Luck to All

 GLTY

Good Luck To You

 GLU

Guys/Girsl Like Us

 GLUCK

Good Luck

 GLWS

Good Luck With Sale

 GLWT

Good Luck With That

 GM

General Motors Good Morning Genetically Modified Good Move

 GMA

Good Morning, America

 GMAB

Give Me A Break

 GMAIL

Google web email service

 GMBH

Gesellschaft mit Beschr

 GMC

General Motors Corporation

 GMH

Gives Me Hope

 GMO

Genetically Modified Organism

 GMOD

Garry's Mod (Game)

 GMT

Greenwich Mean Time

 GMTA

Great Minds Think Alike

 GMV

Got My Vote

 GMY

Good Man Yourself

 GN

Good Night

 GNARLY

Extreme

 GND

Girl Next Door

 GNE

Good Night and Everything

 GNFB

Good Night Facebook

 GNITE

Good Night

 GNK

Glitch No Kill (gaming)

 GNO

Girls/Guys Night Out

 GNP

Gross National Product

 GNR

Guns 'N Roses

 GNSD

Good Night, Sweet Dreams

 GNSTDLTBBB

Good Night Sleep Tight Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite

 GNU

GNU's Not Unix, Linux OS

 GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

 GOB

Mouth

 GOBLIN

Gangster

 GOD SPEED

Good luck

 GOG

Person from north Wales

 GOI

Get Over It

 GOK

God Only Knows

 GOKIL

Crazy (Indonesian)

 GOL

Giggle Out Loud

 GOLD DIGGER

Person who loves someone just for their money

 GOM

Idiot, fool

 GOMD

Guy/Girl Of My Dreams

 GOMEN

Sorry

 GOMER

Get Out of My Emergency Room, unwelcome patient

 GOMF

Get Outta My Face

 GOML

Get On My Level

 GON

Go on Going to

 GONNA

Going to

 GOOG

Ecstasy pill

 GOOH

Get Out Of Here

 GOOK

Offensive term for a Korean

 GOOMF

Get Out Of My Face

 GOOML

Get Out Of My Life

 GOON

Stupid Tough guy

 GOONER

er of Arsenal Football Club

 GOP

Grand Old Party

 GORG

Gorgeous

 GORM

Gormless person

 GOS

Girlfriend Over Shoulder Game Of Soldiers

 GOSH

Exclamation of suprise or shock

 GOSU

Skillful person (Korean)

 GOTCHA

I got you, I understand

 GOTTA

Got to ... Have you got a ...?

 GOTY

Game Of The Year

 GOU

Good On You

 GOW

God of War (Game) Gears of War (Game)

 GOWM

Go Out With Me

 GP

General Principle

 GPA

Grade-Point Average

 GPC

Generic Pack of Cigarettes Get/Post/Cookie (web pages)

 GPL

General Public License

 GPOY

Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself

 GPOYW

Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday

 GPRS

General Packet Radio Services

 GPS

Global Positioning System

 GPU

Graphics Processing Unit

 GQ

Gentlemen Quarterly (magazine) Suave, well dressed man

 GR

Gotta Run

 GR&D

Grinning, Running & Ducking

 GR8

Great

 GRAF

Graffiti Paragraph

 GRASS

Marijuana

 GRATZ

Congratulations

 GRE

Graduate Record Examination

 GREEN

Unexperienced Marijuana Environmentally beneficial

 GRENADE

Ugly girl in a group

 GRILL

Tooth Jewelry

 GRL

Girl

 GRO

Guest Relations Officer

 GRODY

Disgusting, nasty, gross

 GROK

Fully understand

 GROM

Grommet, young surfer

 GRONK

Idiot, fool

 GROOL

Great and Cool

 GROOVY

Cool, awesome

 GROSS

Unpleasant, disgusting

 GROUSE

Great, amazing

 GRR

Anger, frustration

 GRRL

Girl

 GRUB

Food

 GRULE

Hard work, nuisance

 GSD

Getting Stuff Done

 GSM

Global System for Mobile communications

 GSOH

Good Sense Of Humor

 GSR

Gun Shot Residue

 GSTQ

God Save The Queen

 GSW

Gun Shot Wound

 GT

Grand Touring Gran Turismo

 GTA

Grand Theft Auto

 GTBOSH

Glad To Be Of Some Help

 GTD

Getting Things Done

 GTG

Got To Go

 GTGG

Got To Get Going

 GTH

Go To Hell

 GTHBA

Good Times Had By All

 GTHO

Get The Hell Out

 GTI

High performance hatchback (eg VW Golf)

 GTK

Good To Know

 GTL

Gym, Tan, Laundry

 GTLD

Generic TLD

 GTM

Giggling To Myself

 GTO

Gran Turismo Omologato

 GTOG

Got To Go

 GTR

Getting Ready

 GTRM

Going To Read Mail

 GTS

Good Times

 GTSY

Good To See You

 GTTS

Got The T-Shirt

 GTW

Got To Work

 GU

Grow Up

 GUAP

Money

 GUCCI

Good, awesome, high quality

 GUD

Good

 GUFN

Grounded Until Further Notice

 GUH

Annoyed, angry

 GUI

Graphical Interface

 GULLY

Rough, raw, unpolished

 GURL

Girl

 GUTI

Get Used To It

 GUUD

Good

 GUV

Guvnor, boss

 GV

Good Vibes

 GVG

Guild Versus Guild

 GW

Good Work

 GWAAN

Go on

 GWAP

Money

 GWARN

Go On

 GWAS

Game Was A Success

 GWC

Guy With Camera

 GWG

Girl With Glasses

 GWI

Get With It

 GWK

Game Winning Kill

 GWOP

Money

 GWP

Gift With Purchase

 GWR

Guinness World Records

 GWS

Get Well Soon

 GWTF

Go With The Flow

 GWTP

Get With The Program

 GYAL

Girl

 GYALDEM

Group of girls

 GYC

Get Your Coat

 GYFS

Get Your Facts Straight

 GYNO

Gynecologist

 GYO

Get Your Own

 GYPO

Gypsy

 GYT

Get Yourself Tested

 GZ

Congratulations

 H

Hug

 H&K

Hugs and Kisses

 H/O

Hold On

 H/T

Hat Tip

 H/U

Hook Up, make out

 H1B

US employment visa

 H1N1

Swine flu virus

 H2CUS

Hope To See You Soon

 H2G

Had to Go Honest To God

 H2H

Heart To Heart Head To Head

 H2IK

Hell If I Know

 H2O

Water

 H2T

Head To Toe

 H3

Halo 3 (Game)

 H4X

Hacks, cheats

 H4X0R

Hacker

 H5

High Five

 H8

Hate

 H8R

Hater

 H9

Really hate (H8+1)

 HA

Sarcastic laugh

 HABBO

Online community/game

 HABIBI

My darling (Arabic)

 HAC

Hot Asian Chick

 HACER

Hacker

 HACK

Break into computer systems or software

 HAFL

Heart Attack From Laughing

 HAFTA

Have To

 HAG

Unattractive old woman

 HAGD

Have A Good Day

 HAGE

Have A Good Evening

 HAGL

Have A Good Life

 HAGN

Have A Good Night

 HAGO

Have A Good One

 HAGS

Have A Great Summer

 HAGT

Have A Great Time

 HAI

Hey, hi Yes (Japanese)

 HAISTK

How Am I Supposed To Know?

 HAIZ

Sigh

 HAK

Hugs And Kisses

 HALP

Help

 HAN

Alone (Han Solo)

 HAND

Have A Nice Day

 HANDLE

Half a gallon of liquor Nickname, alias

 HANG

Hang out, spend time with

 HANG UP

Inhibition, emotional difficulty

 HANL

Have A Nice Life

 HAPA

Mixed race

 HAR

Sarcastic laugh

 HARD LINES

Bad luck

 HARF

Vomit, throw up

 HASH

Marijuana

 HASHTAG

Label on Twitter to aid searching

 HASIAN

Hot Asian

 HATERZ

Enemies

 HAWK

Knife

 HAWT

Hot Having A Wonderful Time

 HAWTSOME

Hot and awesome

 HAX

Hacking, Hackers, hacks

 HAXOR

Hacker

 HAXX0R

Hacker

 HAXXOR

Hacker

 HAY

How Are You

 HAYD

How Are You Doing?

 HAYT

How Are You Today?

 HAYWIRE

Crazy

 HAZE

Type of marijuana

 HB

Hug Back

 HB

Hurry Back

 HBCU

Historically Black Colleges and Universities

 HBD

Happy Birthday

 HBK

Heart Break Kid

 HBN

How About Now

 HBO

Home Box Office

 HBP

Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter)

 HBT

How 'Bout That

 HBTU

Happy Birthday To You

 HBTY

Happy Birthday To You

 HBU

How About You?

 HBY

How About You?

 HC

Holy Cow

 HCDAJFU

He Could Do A Job For Us

 HCIT

How Cool Is That?

 HCO

Hollister

 HD

High-Definition

 HD

High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection

 HDD

Hard Disk Drive

 HDF

Halt Die Fresse (Shut up in German)

 HDL

Hab Dich Lieb (I love you in German)

 HDMI

High Definition Multimedia Interface

 HDU

How Dare You

 HDY

How Dare You

 HDYK

How Do/Did You Know?

 HE

Happy Ending High Explosives

 HEA

Happily Ever After

 HEADS

People

 HEADS UP

Advance notice

 HEAT

Gun(s)

 HEAVY

Awesome, good Serious, intense

 HECK

Mild expletive

 HECTIC

Cool, good

 HEH

Cynical laugh

 HEINA

Girlfriend

 HELLA

Really, very

 HENCH

Strong, muscular, well built

 HENRY

High Earner, Not Rich Yet

 HEP

Hip, cool

 HERB

Stupid person

 HESHE

Person of unidentifiable gender

 HEX

Hexadecimal (base 16) Curse

 HEY

Hello, hi

 HEYO

Hello

 HEYY

Hey You

 HF

Have Fun

 HF

Have Fun

 HFFA

Hot From Far Away

 HFGL

Have Fun, Good Luck

 HFY

Here For You Happy for You

 HG

Holy Grail

 HGB

Hellogoodbye (band)

 HGH

Haters Gonna Hate

 HGI

How Goes It?

 HGV

Heavy Goods Vehicle

 HH

Ha-Ha

 HH

Holding Hands

 HHIS

Hanging Head In Shame

 HHOJ

Ha-Ha, Only Joking

 HHOK

Ha-Ha, Only Kidding

 HHVF

Ha-Ha, Very Funny

 HHWW

Holding Hands While Walking

 HI

Hello

 HI5

Social networking site

 HICKEY

Love bite

 HICKY

Love bite

 HIG

How's It Going?

 HIIK

Hell If I Know

 HIMYM

How I Met Your Mother (TV show)

 HINKEY

Strange, unusual

 HIP

Cool, stylish, contemporary

 HIPSTER

Person who is HIP

 HIR

Gender neutral possessive pronoun (his/her)

 HIT A LICK

Get a lot of money very quickly

 HIT ME UP

Call me later

 HIT YOU UP

Call you later

 HIV

Human Immunodeficiency Virus

 HIWTH

Hate It When That Happens

 HIYA

Hello

 HJNTIY

He's Just Not That Into You

 HK

Hong Kong Hostile Kids

 HL

Half Life (game)

 HLAS

Hook, Line And Sinker

 HM

Thinking

 HMB

Hit Me Back (reply)

 HMF

same as HMPH

 HMIHY

How May I Help You?

 HML

Hate My Life

 HMP

Help Me, Please

 HMPF

Sound made when irritated

 HMPH

Expression of apathy or disagreement

 HMS

Her Majesty's Ship (UK)

 HMU

Hit Me Up

 HMUL

Hit Me Up Later

 HMV

His Master's Voice

 HMWK

Homework

 HNG

Horny Net Geek

 HNK

Hugs and Kisses

 HNOS

Home Network Operating System

 HNR

Hit 'N' Run

 HNY

Happy New Year

 HO

Hold On Head Office

 HOAS

Hold On A Second

 HOAY

How Old Are You?

 HOBO

Itinerant worker

 HOF

Hall Of Fame Heavy on Flag

 HOG

Harley Owner Group

 HOH

Head Over Heels Hard Of Hearing

 HOLD

Borrow (money)

 HOLD UP

Wait a minute

 HOLLA

Used by a man to express interest in a woman

 HOLLA BACK

Get Back To Me

 HOLLAND

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

 HOLLER

Shout

 HOLS

Holidays, vacation

 HOMEBOY

Closest friend

 HOMEDOG

same as HOMEBOY

 HOMEGIRL

Closest female friend

 HOMES

Homeboy

 HOMESLICE

Homeboy

 HOMEY

Homeboy

 HOMG

same as OMG

 HOMIE

Homeboy

 HOMMIE

misspelling of HOMIE

 HON

Honey

 HONKIE

White person

 HONKY

same as HONKIE

 HOOAH

same as HUA

 HOOCHIE

Over made up woman with trashy dress sense

 HOOD

Neighborhood, ghetto

 HOODIE

Hooded sweatshirt Person wearing a hooded sweatshirt

 HOOK ME UP

Share with me

 HOOKED

Addicted

 HOOPS

Basketabll

 HOOROO

Goodbye

 HOOT

Good time Funny person

 HOP

Heroin

 HOP OFF

Leave me alone

 HORNY

Turned on

 HORSE

Heroin

 HOS

Husband Over Shoulder

 HOT

Very good looking, sexy

 HOTTIE

Attractive person

 HOVA

Jehovah, God

 HOWDY

How Do You Do?

 HP

Harry Potter

 HQ

High Quality

 HQF

same as LOL

 HR

Human Resources

 HRC

Human Rights Campaign

 HRH

His/Her Royal Highness

 HRU

How Are You?

 HS

Headshot

 HSBC

Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation

 HSH

Home Sweet Home

 HSIK

How Should I Know?

 HSIT

How Sad Is That

 HSL

Hue, Saturation, Lightness

 HSM

High School Musical

 HSP

Highly Sensitive Person

 HSPDA

High Speed Packet Data Access

 HSV2

Herpes Simplex Virus 2

 HT

Hat Tip (Thanks) Home Time Handheld Transceiver

 HTBT

Had To Be There

 HTC

Hit The Cell

 HTE

Hard To Explain

 HTG

Hard To Get

 HTH

Hope That Helps How The Hell

 HTHFYS

Hope To Hear From You Soon

 HTM

Hand To Mouth

 HTML

Hypertext Markup Language

 HTSYS

Hope To See You Soon

 HTTP

Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol

 HTTPS

Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol Secure

 HTTR

Hail To The Redskins

 HTX

Houston, Texas

 HU

Hollywood Undead (Band)

 HUA

Heard Understood Acknowledged

 HUBBY

Husband

 HUCKLEBERRY

The man you're looking for

 HUD

Heads-Up Display

 HUFF

Low grade weed

 HUGGLE

Hug and snuggle

 HUH

Confused sound

 HUN

Honey

 HUNDO

Hundred (dollars)

 HUNNED

Hundred (dollars)

 HUNNIT

Hundred (dollars)

 HUR

Here Hair

 HURT

Ugly, unattractive

 HUS

Hustler

 HUSPAZ

Hurray (texting)

 HUZZAH

Expression of triumph, joy

 HVAC

Heating, Ventilating, Air Conditioning

 HVD

Happy Valentine's Day

 HW

Homework

 HWB

Hottie With Body

 HWGA

Here We Go Again

 HWK

Homework

 HWP

Height Weight Proportional

 HWSNBN

He Who Shall Not Be Named

 HWU

Hey, What's Up?

 HWYD

How Was Your Day?

 HXC

Hardcore (music)

 HY

Hell Yes Hi

 HYB

How You Been?

 HYD

How Ya Doing?

 HYDRO

Hydroponically grown marijuana

 HYFB

Hope You Feel Better

 HYG

Here You Go

 HYH

Have You Heard Hold Your Horses

 HYIP

High Yield Investment Program

 HYNA

Good looking girl (Hispanic)

 HYP

Harvard, Yale, Princeton

 HYPER

Over energetic

 HYPH

Hyperactive, crazy

 HYPO

Hypodermic needle/syringe

 HYS

Have Your Say

 HYU

Hit You Up

 HYUK

Lose, despite having a good lead

 HZ

Hertz (frequency)

 I<3U

I Love You

 I'MA

I am going to

 I/O

Input/Output

 I18N

Internationalization

 I8

Aight, aite, alright

 IA

I Agree

 IAB

I Am Bored

 IABW

In A Bad Way

 IAC

In Any Case

 IAD

It All Depends

 IAE

In Any Event

 IAG

It's All Good

 IAK

I Already Know

 IAL

I Ain't Laughing I Actually Laughed

 IAMA

I Am Mildly Amused

 IANAD

I Am Not A Doctor

 IANAL

I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)

 IAS

In A Second

 IAU

I Adore You

 IAW

In Accordance With I Agree With

 IAWTC

I Agree With That/This Comment

 IAWTCSM

I Agree With This Comment So Much

 IAWTP

I Agree With This Post

 IAY

I Adore You

 IB

I'm Back

 IB2D

I Beg To Differ

 IB4TL

In Before The Lock

 IBAN

International Bank Number

 IBB

I'll Be Back

 IBID

Ibidem (In the same place)

 IBK

Idiot Behind Keyboard

 IBL

In Before Lock

 IBM

International Business Machines

 IBMTS

I've Been Meaning To Say

 IBS

Irritable Bowel Syndrome

 IBTD

In Before The Delete I Beg To Differ

 IBTL

In Before the Lock

 IBU

Ibuprofen

 IBW

I'll Be Waiting

 IBYP

I Beg Your Pardon

 IC

I See

 ICAM

I Couldn't Agree More

 ICAY

I Care About You

 ICB

I Can't Believe...

 ICBB

I Can't Be Bothered

 ICBI

I Can't Believe It

 ICBINB

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

 ICBM

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

 ICBSST

I Can't Believe She Said That

 ICBW

It Could Be Worse

 ICC

Ice Crown Citadel (WOW)

 ICCL

I Couldn't Care Less

 ICE

Diamonds Crystal meth Kill

 ICK

same as UGH

 I

Insane Clown Posse (band)

 ICQ

I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)

 ICR

I Can't

 ICSL

I Couldn't/Can't Stop Laughing

 ICSTAY

I Can't Stop Thinking About You

 ICT

Information and Communication Technology

 ICU

Intensive Care Unit I See You

 ICW

In Connection With I Can't Wait

 ICWUDT

I See What You Did There

 ICYDK

In Case You Didn't Know

 ICYMI

In Case You Missed It

 ID

Identity

 ID10T

Computer error caused by

 IDBI

I Don't Believe It

 IDBY

I Don't Believe You

 IDC

I Don't Care

 IDD

Indeed

 IDDQD

Cheat code for Doom

 IDE

Integrated Development Environment Integrated Device Electronics

 IDEC

I Don't Even Care

 IDEK

I Don't Even Know

 IDEKY

I Don't Even Know You

 IDEM

The same, me too

 IDEWTK

I Don't Even Want To Know

 IDFG

I Don't Feel Good

 IDFLI

I Don't Feel Like It

 IDGAD

I Don't Give A Damn

 IDGI

I Don't Get It

 IDHAC

I Don't Have A Clue

 IDI

I Doubt It

 IDK

I Don't Know

 IDKE

I Don't Know Either

 IDKFA

Cheat code for Doom

 IDKW

I Don't Know Why

 IDKWTD

I Don't Know What To Do

 IDKWYM

I Don't Know What You Mean

 IDKY

I Don't Know Why

 IDL

I Don't Like ...

 IDLE

Inactive

 IDLI

I Don't Like It

 IDLT

I Don't Like That

 IDLY

I Don't Love/Like You

 IDM

It Doesn't Matter Intelligent Dance Music

 IDN

I Don't kNow

 IDNK

I Do Not Know

 IDR

I Don't

 IDRC

I Don't Really Care

 IDRK

I Don't Really Know

 IDST

If Destroyed, Still True

 IDT

I Don't Think

 IDTS

I Don't Think So

 IDU

I Don't Understand

 IDUNNO

I Don't Know

 IDW

I Don't Want

 IDWK

I Don't Wanna Know

 IDWT

I Don't Want To

 IDWTAI

I Don't Wanna Talk About It

 IDWTK

I Don't Want to Know

 IE

Id Est (that is) Internet Explorer

 IED

Improvised Explosive Device

 IEEE

Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers

 IEP

Individualized Education Program

 IFF

If and only if Identification: Friend or Foe Internet Friends Forever

 IFFY

Dodgy, unreliable

 IG

Ignorant

 IGG

Ignore I Gotta Go

 IGGY

Ignore

 IGHT

Alright

 IGI

I Get It

 IGM

I Got Mine

 IGMC

I'll Get My Coat

 IGN

In Game Name

 IGNB

I'm Going Now, Bye

 IGNTS

I've Got Nothing To Say

 IGS

I Guess So

 IGTG

I Got To Go

 IGU

I Give Up

 IGWT

In God We Trust

 IGY

I Get You

 IGYB

I've Got Your Back

 IH8U

I Hate You

 IHDK

I Honestly Don't Know

 IHM

I Hate Mondays

 IHML

I Hate My Life

 IHNC

I Have No Clue

 IHNI

I Have No Idea

 IHO

In Honor Of

 IHOP

International House of Pancakes

 IHS

I Hope So

 IHT

I Hate This

 IHU

I Hate You

 IHY

I Hate You

 IHYDM

I Hope You Don't Mind

 IHYSM

I Hate You So Much

 IIB

Ignorance Is Bliss

 IIGHT

Alright, OK

 IIH

If I'm Honest

 IIL

I'm In Love

 IINM

If I'm Not Mistaken

 IIR

Idiot In Room

 IIRC

If I Correctly

 IIS

Internet Information Services

 IITUWUTMAS

If I Tell You Will You Tell Me A Secret?

 IITYWIMIWHTKY

If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You

 IITYWTMWYBMAD

If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink?

 IITYWTMWYKM

If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?

 IIUC

If I Understand Correctly

 IIWII

It Is What It Is

 IIWY

If I Were You

 IJ

I'm Joking

 IJAF

It's Just A Fact

 IJDK

I Just Don't Know

 IJG

I Just Giggled

 IJL

I Just Laughed

 IJS

I'm Just Saying

 IJWTK

I Just Want To Know

 IK

I Know

 IKE

same as DUDE I Know, Eh

 IKEA

Swedish furniture store

 IKH

I Know, Huh?

 IKHYF

I Know How You Feel

 IKLY

I Kinda Like You

 IKM

I Know Man

 IKMTY

I Know More Than You

 IKR

I Know, Right

 IKT

I Knew That

 IKTR

I Know That's Right

 IKWUM

I Know What You Mean

 IKWYDLS

I Know What You Did Last Summer

 IKWYL

I Know Where You Live

 IKWYM

I Know What You Mean

 IKY

I Know You

 IKYP

I'll Keep You Posted

 IL

In Love

 ILD

Ich Liebe Dich (I Love You)

 ILH

I Love Him/Her

 ILI

I Love It

 ILL

Cool, tight, etc

 ILLEST

Best

 ILLY

Fresh, cool

 ILM

I lige m

 ILML

I Love My Life

 ILMO

In Loving Memory Of

 ILS

Inflated Lat Syndrome

 ILT

I Like That

 ILU

I Love You

 ILU2

I Love You Too

 ILUM

I Love You More

 ILUSM

I Love You So Much

 ILUT

I Love You Too

 ILY

I Love You

 ILY2

I Love You Too

 ILYA

I Love You All

 ILYAAF

I Love You As A Friend

 ILYAM

I Love You As a Mate

 ILYB

I Love You Both

 ILYF

I'll Love You Forever

 ILYG

I Love You Guys/Girls

 ILYK

I'll Let You Know

 ILYL

I Love You Lots

 ILYLAS

I Love You Like A Sister

 ILYLT

I Love You Long Time

 ILYM

I Love You More

 ILYSDM

I Love You So Damn Much

 ILYSM

I Love You So Much

 ILYSMB

I Love You So Much Baby

 ILYSMM

I Love You So Much More

 ILYT

I Love You Too

 ILYVM

I Love You Very Much

 ILYWAMH

I Love You With All My Heart

 IM

Instant Message

 IMA

I am going to

 IMAHO

In My Absolutely Honest Opinion

 IMAO

In My Arrogant Opinion

 IMAP

Internet Message Access Protocol

 IMB

I'm Bored

 IMBA

Imbalanced

 IMBO

In My Biased Opinion

 IMCO

In My Considered Opinion

 IMD

In My Defence

 IMDB

Internet Movie Database

 IME

In My Experience

 IMEO

In My Educated Opinion

 IMF

International Monetary Fund

 IMH

In My Head

 IMHO

In My Humble Opinion

 IMING

Instant Messaging

 IMK

In My Knowledge

 IMMA

I'm Going To

 IMMAO

In My Most Arrogant Opinion

 IMMD

It Made My Day

 IMML

It Made Me Laugh

 IMNSHO

In My Not So Humble Opinion

 IMO

In My Opinion

 IMOO

In My Own Opinion

 IMP

It's My Pleasure

 IMPO

In My Personal Opinion

 IMR

I Mean, Really

 IMS

Irritable Male Syndrome

 IMSMR

If Memory Serves Me Right

 IMU

I Miss You

 IMUSM

I Miss You So Much

 IMVU

Instant Messaging Virtual Universe

 IMWTK

Inquiring Minds Want To Know

 IMY

I Miss You

 IMYA

I Miss You Already

 IMYM

I Miss You More

 IMYSM

I Miss You So Much

 IMYT

I Miss You Too

 IN THE BAG

Definite

 INAH

I Need A Hug

 INB

I'm Not Bothered

 INB4

In Before (already mentioned)

 INBD

It's No Big Deal

 INC

Incoming

 INDIE

Independent music

 INDY

Independent

 INFO

Information

 INIT

Isn't it? Initialization

 INK

I Never Knew Tattoo

 INKED

Tattooed

 INNIT

Isn't It

 INO

I Know

 INORITE

I Know, Right?

 INPO

In No Particular Order

 INR

same as IKR

 INRS

It's Not Rocket Science

 INS

I'm Not Sure

 INSIDER

Inside joke

 INT

Isn't it

 INTEL

Intelligence U manufacturer

 INTK

I Need To Know

 INVU

I Envy You

 INWLY

I Never Wanna Lose You

 INY

I Need You

 IOAB

I'm On A Boat

 IOC

International Olympic Committee

 IOH

I'm Outta Here

 IOI

Indication of Interest I'm Over It

 IOIC

If Only I Could

 IOKIYAR

It's Okay If You're A Republican

 IOM

Isle Of Man

 IOMW

I'm On My Way

 ION

In Other News

 IONO

I Don't Know

 IOU

I Owe You

 IOW

In Other Words

 IOYK

If Only You Knew

 IP

Internet Protocol Intellectual Property

 IPA

India Pale Ale Internet Protocol Address

 IPC

Ignore Post Count

 IPO

Initial Public Offering

 IPOD

MP3 player from Apple

 IPSEC

Internet Protocol Security

 IQ

Intelligence Quotient

 IR

Infrared Injured Reserve

 IRA

Irish Republican Army

 IRAH

Insert Relevant Acronym Here

 IRC

Internet Relay Chat

 IRCOP

Internet Relay Chat Operator

 IRDC

I Really Don't Care

 IRDK

I Really Don't Know

 IRIE

Feeling good, alright

 IRL

In Real Life

 IRLY

I Really Like You

 IRMC

I Rest My Case

 IRS

Internal Revenue Service

 ISA

Inshaa Allah (Arabic), OK

 ISB

I'm So Bored

 ISBN

International Standard Book Number

 ISDK

I Simply Don't Know

 ISDN

Integrated Services Digital Network

 ISH

Shit

Suffix indicating vagueness  ISHK

I Should Have Known

 ISLY

I Still Love You

 ISO

In Search Of

 ISP

Internet Service Provider

 ISS

International Space Station I'm So Sorry

 ISSN

International Standard Serial Number

 ISTATOY

I Saw This And Thought Of You

 ISTG

I Swear To God

 ISTM

It Seems To Me

 ISTR

I Seem To Recall

 ISWYDT

I See What You Did There

 ISWYM

I See What You Mean

 IT

Information Technology

 ITA

I Totally Agree

 ITAI

I'll Think About It

 ITALY

I Trust And Love You

 ITC

In This Channel In That Case

 ITE

Alright? (Hello)

 ITF

In The Future

 ITIAILWY

I Think I Am In Love With You

 ITIKY

I Think I Know You

 ITILU

I Think I Love You

 ITILY

I Think I Love You

 ITK

In The Know

 ITM

In the Mouth

 ITMA

It's That Man Again

 ITN

I Think Not

 ITO

In Of

 ITOY

I'm Thinking Of You

 ITP

Inside The Perimeter

 ITS

I Think/Thought So

 ITT

In This Thread

 ITTET

In These Tough Economic Times

 ITV

Independent TV (UK)

 ITWYM

Is That What You Mean?

 ITYF

I Think You'll Find

 ITYL

I'll Tell You Later

 ITYM

I Think You Mean

 ITYS

I Told You So

 ITZ

It's In The Zone

 IUSS

If You Say So

 IV

Four (Roman) Intravenous

 IVF

In Vitro Fertilization

 IWALY

I Will Always Love You

 IWBB

I Will Be Back

 IWC

Internet Wrestling Community

 IWHI

I Would Hit It

 IWID

It's What I Do

 IWIK

I Wish I Knew

 IWM

It Wasn't Me

 IWTD

I Want To Die

 IWU

I Want You

 IWY

I Want You

 IYA

Hiya, hello

 IYAM

If You Ask Me

 IYBTYBA

If You Believe That, You'll Believe Anything

 IYD

In Your Dreams

 IYDK

If You Didn't Know

 IYDM

If You Don't Mind

 IYF

In Your Face

 IYH

In Your Head

 IYKWIM

If You Know What I Mean

 IYL

If You're Lucky It's Your Life

 IYO

In Your Opinion

 IYQ

I Like You

 IYSS

If You Say So

 IYSWIM

If You See What I Mean

 IYT

All right

 IYTE

All right

 IYTT

If You Think That

 IYW

If You Want/Will

 IYWW

If You Were Wondering

 IZ

Is, it's

 J

Joking

 J CAT

Category J - mentally unstable person

 J DUB

Jehovah's Witness

 J/K

same as JK

 J2LUK

Just To Let You Know

 J2LYK

Just To Let You Know

 J4F

Just For Fun

 J4L

Just for Laughs

 JA

Yes (German)

 JACK WAGON

Loser

 JACKASS

Stupid person, idiot

 JAF

Just A Friend

 JAG

Socially inept person

 JAH

God, Jehovah

 JAILBREAK

Crack an iPhone

 JAJA

Spanish laugh

 JAM

Just A Minute.

 JAMBO

Hello (Swahili)

 JAND

England (Nigerian)

 JANK

Worthless, useless

 JANOE

I Know

 JAP

Jewish American Princess Person from Japan

 JAPAN

Just Always Pray At Night

 JARRIN

Annoying

 JAS

Just A Second

 JAT

Just A Thought

 JATQ

Just Answer The Question

 JAVA

Programming language Coffee

 JAWN

Thing

 JAWOHL

Yes, affirmative

 JB

Jail Bait Jonas Brothers

 JBH

Just Being Honest

 JBT

Jack-Booted Thug

 JBU

Just Between Us

 JBY

Just Be Yourself

 JC

Jesus Christ Just Curious Just Chilling

 JD

Jack Daniel's

 JDI

Just Do It

 JDLR

Just Doesn't Look Right

 JDM

Japanese Domestic Market

 JEAL

Jealous

 JEET

Did you eat?

 JEEZ

Expression of annoyance Jesus

 JEJE

Hispanic LOL

 JEJEMON

People who type stupidly

 JEL

Jealous

 JELLO

Jealous

 JELLY

Jealous

 JERK

Idiot

 JEST

Joke

 JET

Leave quickly

 JEWFRO

Curly Jewish hair style

 JFF

Just For Fun

 JFK

John Fitzgerald Kennedy New York airport Just For Kicks

 JFN

Just For Now

 JFT

Just For Today

 JFTR

Just For The Record

 JFY

Just For You

 JFYI

Just For Your Information

 JG

Juicy Gossip

 JGB

Just Got Back

 JGH

Just Got Home

 JGI

Just Google It

 JGL

Just Get Lost

 JHC

Jesus H Christ

 JHEEZE

same as OMG, wow

 JI

Very, sort of

 JIC

Just In Case

 JICYDK

Just In Case You Didn't Know

 JIFF

Cocaine

 JIFFY

Short period of time

 JIP

Rob, rip-off

 JIT

Young gangster Just In Time

 JJ

Just Joking

 JJJ

Australian radio station

 JK

Just Kidding

 JKD

Jeet Kune Do (Martial Art)

 JKL

Just Kidding Loser Just Kidding, LOL

 JKN

Joking

 JKS

Jokes

 JKZ

Jokes

 JLO

Jennifer Lopez

 JLS

Jack the Lad Swing (band)

 JLT

Just like that

 JLUK

Just Letting You Know

 JLY

Jesus Loves You

 JLYK

Just Letting You Know

 JM

Just Messing

 JMA

Just Messing Around

 JMHO

Just My Humble Opinion

 JML

Just My Luck

 JMO

Just My Opinion

 JMS

Just Making Sure

 JMT

Just My Thoughts

 JN

Just Now

 JO

Yo

 JOANING

Putting someone down, making fun of

 JOCKER

Someone who copies another's style

 JOHN DOE

General term for a man

 T

Rolled marijuana cigarette

 JONES

Craving, desire

 JONESING

Craving, wanting really badly

 JOOC

Just Out Of Curiosity

 JORTS

Jean shorts

 JP

Just Playin'

 JPA

Just Playing Around

 JPEG

t Photographic Experts Group Image file format

 JPG

Image file format

 JPOP

Japanese pop music

 JROTC

Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps

 JS

Just Saying

 JSU

Just Shut Up

 JSUK

Just So You Know

 JSYK

Just So You Know

 JTB

Just Too Bad

 JTC

The Club

 JTLUK

Just To Let You Know

 JTLYK

Just To Let You Know

 JTM

Je t'aime (I love you)

 JTOL

Just Thinking Out Loud

 JTOY

Just Thinking Of You

 JTTY

Just To Tell You

 JTUSK

Just Thought You Should Know

 JUAD

Jumping Up And Down

 JUGGALO

Fan of I

 JUICE

Respect, power

 JUICED

Happy, excited

 JUJU

Magic, luck

 JUNGLE FEVER

Attraction between people of different race

 JUNKIE

Addict

 JUZ

Just

 JV

Junior Varsity, amateur

 JW

Just Wondering

 JWAS

Just Wait And See

 JWD

Job Well Done

 JWG

Just a Wild Guess

 JWTK

Just Wanted To Know

 JWTLYK

Just Wanted To Let You Know

 JWU

Just Woke Up

 JWW

Just Was Wondering

 JYEAH

Cool version of Yeah

 K

OK

 K1

The best, awesome

 K33L

Kill

 K3U

I Love You (I <3 U)

 KAFM

Keep Away From Me

 KAM

Gorgeous, sexy

 KAWAII

Cute, pretty (Japanese)

 KAY

Okay

 KB

Kind Bud Kilobytes

 KBPS

KiloBytes per second

 KD

Kraft Dinner

 KDR

Kill/Death Ratio

 KEED

Kid, joke

 KEEL

Kill

 KEK

LOL in WOW

 KEN

Know (Scottish)

 KEW

same as KEWL

 KEWL

Cool

 KEWT

Cute

 KEY

Kilogram (of drugs)

 KEYGEN

Software serial number generator

 KEYS

Kilogram (of a drug)

 KF

Kinda Funny

 KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken

 KG

Kilogram

 KGB

Russian secret police

 KGO

OK, Go

 KH

Kingdom Hearts (RPG)

 KHUF

Know How You Feel

 KHYF

Know How You Feel

 KHZ

Kilohertz

 KI

Kilogram (of cocaine/crack)

 KIA

Killed In Action Know It All

 KICKS

Shoes Thrills

 KIFF

Cool

 KIG

Keep It Gangsta

 KIK

A mistyped version of LOL Smartphone app for free chat

 KIKE

Offensive term for a Jew

 KILLA

Good quality weed

 KIM

Keep It Moving

 KINDA

Kind Of

 KINGS

Drinking game

 KINO

Physical flirting, touching

 KIO

Knock it off

 KIP

Sleep Bed

 KIR

Keepin' It Real

 KIRF

Keeping It Real Fake

 KIS

Keep It Simple

 KISA

Knight In Shining Armour

 KISS

Keep It Simple, Stupid

 KIT

Keep In Touch

 KITE

Mail received in jail

 KITTEN

Woman who dates older men

 KIU

Keep It Up

 KIV

Keep In View

 KIWI

A person from New Zealand A small brown bird from New Zealand Kiwifruit

 KJ

Killjoy

 KK

OK, cool

 KKK

Ku Klux Klan

 KKKK

Korean LOL

 KKZ

Okay

 KL

Cool

 KLK

Que lo que? (Spanish for What's Up?)

 KLKL

Cool Cool

 KLM

Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij (Royal Dutch Airlines)

 KLUTZ

Clumsy or stupid person

 KM

Keep Mum

 KMFC

Keeping My Fingers Crossed

 KMK

Kottonmouth Kings (band)

 KML

Killing Myself Laughing

 KMN

Kill Me Now

 KMP

Keep Me Posted

 KMS

Kill Myself

 KMSL

Killing Myself Laughing

 KMT

Kiss My Teeth

 KMU

Keep Me Updated

 KNO

Know

 KNOCK IT OFF

Stop it

 KNOCKED

Caught (selling drugs)

 KNOCKED UP

Pregnant

 KNOCKOUT

Stunning person or thing

 KNOT

Roll of paper money

 KNP

OK, No Problem

 KO

Knock Out OK

 KOD

Kiss Of Death

 KOI

Koibito (Japenese for lover)

 KOKO

Most important thing

 KOL

Kingdom Of Loathing (Game)

 KOO

Cool

 KOOL

Cool

 KOOLIO

Cool

 KOOLS

Mentholated cigarettes

 KOS

Kill On Sight

 KOSHER

Good, OK

 KOTC

Kiss On The Cheek

 KOTH

King of the Hill (game)

 KOTL

Kiss On The Lips

 KOTOR

Knights Of The Old Republic (Game)

 KP

Korean Pride

 KPC

Keep Parents Clueless

 KPI

Key Performance Indicator

 KR

Kind Regards

 KRAM

Smoke weed

 KRO

Keep Right On

 KS

Kill Steal

 KTB

Ok, Thanks, Bye

 KTBPA

same as KTBSPA

 KTBSPA

Keep The Backstreet Pride Alive

 KTF

Keep The Faith

 KTHNXBI

OK, Thanks, Bye

 KTHX

OK, Thanks

 KTHXBAI

OK, Thanks, Bye

 KTHXBI

Okay, Thanks, Bye (usually used dismissively)

 KTY

Ok, Thank You

 KUDO

Misspelling of KUDOS

 KUDOS

Respect and recognition

 KUL

Cool

 KUSH

High grade marijuana

 KUTGW

Keep Up The Good Work

 KVM

Keyboard, Video, Mouse

 KW

Kilowatt

 KWAM

same as KWIM

 KWEL

Cool

 KWIM

Know What I Mean?

 KWL

Cool

 KYFC

Keep Your Fingers Crossed

 KYOOT

Cute

 KYP

Keep You Posted

 KYS

Kill Yourself

 KYSO

Knock Yourself Out

 L

Laugh

 L2M

Listening To Music

 L2MS

Laughing To Myself

 L2P

Learn To Play

 L2PK

Learn To Player Kill

 L2R

Learn to Read

 L337

LEET in LEET speak

 L33T

Elite

 L4D

Left 4 Dead (game)

 L4D2

Left 4 Dead 2 (game)

 L7

Square

 L8

Late

 L8ER

Later

 L8R

Later

 LA

Cantonese Exclamation

 LAA

Lad, mate

 LABTOP

Laptop

 LAD

Guy

 LAFS

Love At First Sight

 LAG

Slow response (computer, internet)

 LAGG

Defeat, PWN

 LAL

Laughing A Lot/Little

 LALB

Laughing A Little Bit

 LAM

Leave A Message Run

 LAMBO

Lamborghini

 LAME

Stupid, Unoriginal

 LAMEO

Lame Person

 LAMER

Annoying person

 LAMO

Mispelling of LMAO

 LAMP

Hit

 LAN

Local Area Network

 LAND MINE

Ugly, skinny girl

 LANK

Very

 LAPD

Los Angeles Police Department

 LAPPY

Laptop computer

 LARP

Live Action Role Play

 LART

L Attitude Readjustment Tool

 LASER

Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

 LAT

Living Apart Together

 LATA

same as LATERS

 LATE

Missed a period, possibly pregnant Dead

 LATERS

See you later, goodbye

 LATERZ

See you later, goodbye

 LATM

Laughing At The Moment

 LAU

Laughing At You

 LAV

Lavatory, toilet Love

 LAWD

Lord

 LAWL

same as LOL

 LAWLS

same as LOL

 LAWLZ

same as LOL

 LAX

Lacrosse

 LBC

Long Beach, California

 LBD

Little Black Dress

 LBDN

Look Busy Doing Nothing

 LBH

Let's Be Honest Loser Back Home

 LBM

Little Big Man

 LBNL

Last But Not Least

 LBR

Loser Beyond Repair

 LBRS

Lower Blackrock Spire (WOW)

 LBS

Laughing But Serious Pounds (weight)

 LBVS

Laughing But Very Serious

 LBW

Leg Before Wicket (cricket)

 LC

Lower Case

 LCD

Liquid Crystal Display

 LCTS

Let's Change The Subject

 LD

Link Dead (Disconnection From Internet)

 LDA

Long Distance Affair

 LDH

Long Distance Hug

 LDI

Let's Do It

 LDL

Long Distance Lover

 LDN

London

 LDO

Like Duh, Obviously

 LDR

Long Distance Relationship

 LDS

Latter Day Saint

 LE

Limited Edition Law Enforcement

 LEAF

Marijuana

 LED

Light Emiting Diode

 LEDGE

Legend, legendary

 LEES

Very Attractive Man/Woman

 LEET

Chat room language Elite

 LEG IT

Run away

 LEGGO

Let's Go

 LEGIT

Real, legal

 LEKKER

Cool, sexy

 LEL

LOL

 LEMME

Let Me

 LENG

Weapon, gun

 LEO

Law Enforcement Officer

 LEV

Low Emission Vehicle

 LEVA

Traitor

 LEWL

LOL

 LF

Looking For

 LF1M

Looking For One More

 LFDY

Live Fast, Die Young

 LFG

Looking For Group

 LFM

Looking For More

 LFMF

Learn From My Fail

 LFP

Looking For Party (in MMORPG)

 LFTI

Looking Forward To It

 LFTSU

Look Forward To Seeing You

 LFW

Looking For Work

 LG

Little Girl

 LGD

Let's Get Drunk

 LGFB

Looks Good From Behind

 LGMH

Love Gives Me Hope

 LGO

Life Goes On

 LGT

Link Goes To ...

 LGTM

Looks Good To Me

 LH

Living Hell

 LHH

Laughing Hella Hard

 LHM

Lord Have Mercy Lord Help Me

 LHR

London Heathrow airport

 LHYW

Like Hell You Will

 LI

Laughing Inside

 LIB

Liberal

 LIC

Like I Care

 LICKED

Drunk or high

 LID

Ounce of marijuana

 LIEING

Misspelling of 'lying'

 LIEK

Like

 LIFO

Last In First Out

 LIFTED

High

 LIG

Let It Go

 LIGIT

Legitimate

 LIH

Laugh In Head

 LIHOP

Let It Happen On Purpose

 LIITA

Love Is In The Air

 LIKE

Introduction to a quote same as UM

 LIKKLE

Little

 LIL

Little

 LILABOC

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

 LIMB

Laughing In My Brain

 LIME

Hang out, socialise

 LIMH

Laughing In My Head

 LIMM

Laughing In My Mind

 LIMO

Limousine, luxury car

 LINE

A line of a powdered drug

 LINGO

Language

 LIPSING

Kissing

 LIQ

Liquor

 LIRL

Laughing In Real Life

 LIS

Laughing In Silence

 LIT

Intoxicated, stoned

 LITE

Light

 LITS

Life Is Too Short

 LIU

Look It Up

 LIVE

Exciting

 LJBF

Let's Just Be Friends

 LK

same as LOLK

 LL

Laugh Loudly, LOL

 LLAP

Live Long and Prosper

 LLC

Limited Liability Company Laughing Like Crazy

 LLH

Laughing Like Hell

 LLL

Loony Liberal Left

 LLN

LOL LOL Neanderthal

 LLO

Misspelt LOL

 LLOL

Literally LOL

 LLZ

same as LOLZ

 LM

Loud Mouth

 LMA

Leave Me Alone

 LMAD

Let's Make A Deal

 LMAM

Leave Me A Message

 LMAP

Leave Me Alone Please

 LMC

Let Me Check Let Me See

 LMCO

Laughing My Cats Off

 LMG

Light Machine Gun

 LMGTFY

Let Me Google That For You

 LMHO

Laughing My Head Off

 LMIRL

Let's Meet In Real Life

 LMK

Let Me Know

 LML

Love My Life

 LMO

Leave Me Alone

 LMOA

Misspelling of LMAO

 LMPO

Laughing My Pants Off

 LMR

Last Minute Resistance

 LMS

Like My Status Last Man Standing

 LMSO

Laughing My Socks Off

 LMT

Let Me Think

 LMTAL

Let Me Take A Look

 LNIB

Like New In Box

 LNT

Leave No Trace

 LO

Hello Little One

 LOA

Leave of Absence

 LOADED

Drunk, intoxicated Rich

 LOAF

Head

 LOB

Throw Line Of Business

 LOC

Library Of Congress

 LOCAL

Local public house, bar

 LOI

Laughing On the Inside

 LOK

LOL OK

 LOL

Laughing Out Loud

 LOLAGE

The act of LOL

 LOLAK

Lots Of Love And Kisses

 LOLCAT

Cat picture with silly caption

 LOLED

Past tense of LOL

 LOLING

The act of laughing out loud

 LOLK

LOL+OK

 LOLL

Laugh Out Loud Literally

 LOLLY

Money

 LOLO

Lowrider Crazy

 LOLOL

Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

 LOLV

Lots Of Love

 LOLWUT

What?

 LOLX

same as LOL

 LOLZ

Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm)

 LOLZA

same as LOL

 LOMB

Lying On My Bed

 LOML

Love Of My Life

 LOMO

Lights Out, Missionary Only

 LOO

Toilet

 LOOL

Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud

 LOONY

Crazy

 LOOT

Money (often stolen)

 LOP

Stupid person

 LOPL

Misspelling of LOL

 LOQ

Laugh Out Quietly

 LORL

Laugh Out Really Loud

 LOS

Line Of Site

 LOTD

Link Of The Day

 LOTI

Laughing On The Inside

 LOTR

Lord of the Rings

 LOTRO

Lord Of The Rings Online (MMORPG)

 LOTTA

Lot of

 LOUD

Good quality marijuana

 LOVL

Laughing Out Very Loud

 LOW

Unfair, immoral

 LOW IT

Allow It, don't worry

 LOW KEY

Quiet Don't tell anyone

 LOWE

Don't bother, forget it

 LOWRIDER

Vehicle with modified suspension often hydraulically controlled

 LOZ

Legend of Zelda

 LP

Long Play (record)

 LPG

Liquefied Petroleum Gas

 LPL

Misspelling of LOL

 LQ

Liquor Lover's Quarrel

 LQI

Laughing Quietly Inside

 LQL

Laughing Quite Loudly

 LQTM

Laughing Quietly To Myself

 LQTMS

Laughing Quietly To Myself

 LQTY

Laughing Quietly To Yourself

 LRF

Low Resolution Fox, attractive at a distance

 LRG

Lifted Research Group (clothing)

 LRL

Laughing Really Loud

 LS

Lovesick Life Story

 LSA

D-Lysergic Acid Amide similar to LSD

 LSAT

Law School ission Test

 LSD

D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide

 LSE

London School of Economics Low Self-Esteem

 LSH

Laughing So Hard

 LSHIC

Laughing So Hard I'm Crying

 LSHMBH

Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

 LSI

Limited Social Interaction

 LSMIH

Laughing So Much It Hurts

 LSP

Love Sick Puppy

 LSR

Loser

 LSS

Last Song Syndrome

 LSTM

Laughing Silently To Myself

 LTB

Looking To Buy

 LTD

Live/Living The Dream

 LTG

Learn To Google

 LTH

Love Truth Honor

 LTIC

Laugh Til I Cry

 LTL

Living The Life

 LTM

Laughing To Myself

 LTMA

Less Talk, More Action

 LTMQ

Laughing To Myself Quietly

 LTMS

Laughing To Myself

 LTNC

Long Time No Chat

 LTNS

Long Time No See

 LTNT

Long Time No Talk

 LTP

Lost The Plot

 LTR

Long term relationship

 LTS

Laugh To Self

 LTY

Laugh To Yourself

 LU

Love You

 LUA

Love You Always

 LUB

Love

 LUBB

Love

 LUBE

Lubricant

 LUFF

Friendly Love

 LUH

Love

 LUI

Living Under the Infuence

 LUL

Lame Uncomfortable Laugh

 LULAB

Love You Like A Brother

 LULAS

Love You Like A Sister

 LULS

same as LOL

 LULZ

same as LOL

 LUMI

Love You, Mean It

 LUMU

Love You Miss You

 LUNCHBOX

Bulge in a man's pants

 LURK

Read a forum but never post

 LURKER

Forum follower who never posts

 LURV

Love

 LURVE

Love

 LUSH

Drunk person Great, brilliant

 LUSM

Love You So Much

 LUV

Love

 LUVVIE

Stage actor

 LUWAMH

Love You with All My Heart

 LUX

Luxury

 LV

Louis Vuitton Las Vegas Level

 LVL

Level

 LW

Lucky Win

 LWKM

Laugh Wan Kill Me (LOL)

 LWKMD

Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

 LWM

Laugh With Me

 LWP

Laughing With ion

 LWT

Look Who's Talking

 LWWY

Live While We're Young

 LXG

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

 LY

Love You

 LY2

Love You Too

 LY4E

Love You Forever

 LYA

Love You Always

 LYAAF

Love You As A Friend Love You Always And Forever

 LYB

Love You, Bye

 LYF

Love You Forever

 LYK

Let you know

 LYKE

Like

 LYL

Love You Lots

 LYLAB

Love You Like A Brother

 LYLAF

Love You Like A Friend

 LYLAS

Love You Like A Sister

 LYLC

Love You Like Crazy

 LYLMB

Love You Like My Brother

 LYLT

Love You Long Time

 LYM

Love You More

 LYMI

Love You, Mean It

 LYMY

Love You, Miss You

 LYMYWY

Love You, Miss You, Want You

 LYR

Love You Really

 LYSM

Love You So Much

 LYT

Love You Too

 LZ

Landing Zone

 M$

Microsoft

 M&D

Mum and Dad

 M&M

Small chocolate candy

 M&S

Marks & Spencer

 M/F

Male/Female

 M/O

Make Out

 M2

Me Too

 M2AF

Message To All Friends

 M2D

Make my day

 M2FP

My Two( three , four etc...) Favorite People

 M3

BMW sports car

 M33T

Meet

 M4W

Man looking for a woman

 M8

Mate

 MA

Mom alert Master of Arts

 MAC

Media Access Control Macintosh

 MACHING

Going at maximum Speed (skiing or biking)

 MACK

Flirt

 MAD

Really, extremely

 MADD

Mothers Against Drunk Driving

 MAG

Magazine

 MAGGOT

Fan of the band Slipknot

 MAH

My

 MAJ

Major

 MAL

Mean, bad, evil

 MAMAW

Grandmother

 MAMI

Sexy, Baby

 MAN U

Manchester United Football Club

 MANC

Person from Manchester

 MANDEM

Group of men, boys

 MANDO

Mandatory

 MANDY

MDMA, ecstasy

 MANG

Man

 MANKY

Nasty, dirty

 MANU

same as MAN U

 MAP

Man-Alien-Predator

 MARK

Target, sucker

 MARY JANE

Marijuana

 MAS

Mildly Amused Smirk

 MASC

Masculine

 MASH UP

Song made from bits of other songs

 MATE

Friend

 MAUH

Kiss

 MAUI WOWIE

Marijuana, weed from Hawaii

 MAW

Might As Well

 MAWOY

May Angels Watch Over You

 MAYN

Man

 MB

Megabyte

 MBA

Masters of Business Association Married But Available

 MBF

My Best Friend

 MBFAM

My Brother From Another Mother

 MBM

Married Black Male

 MBN

Must Be Nice

 MBO

Must Be Off Management Buy-Out

 MBPS

MegaBits/Bytes Per Second

 MBR

Master Boot Record

 MBT

Masai Barefoot Technology (trainers)

 MBW

Married Black Woman

 MC

Master of Ceremonies

 MCD

McDonald's

 MCL

Much Clown Love

 M

Male Chauvanist Pig

 MCR

My Chemical Romance (band)

 MD

Doctor of Medicine Managing Director

 MDA

Drug related to Ecstasy (MDMA)

 MDF

Medium Density Fiberboard

 MDK

Murder Death Kill

 MDMA

3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy)

 MDR

Mort De Rire (LOL in French)

 MDW

Memorial Day Weekend

 ME GUSTA

I like (Spanish)

 ME2

Me Too

 MEAN

Cool

 MEATHEAD

Muscular, but thick, person

 MEC

Dude

 MED

Medication

 MEDS

Medications

 MEEP

An exclamation for any situation

 MEETER

Person who likes to look at fat men

 MEG

Megabyte

 MEGO

My Eyes Glazed Over

 MEH

Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug

 MELT

Idiot

 MEME

An idea that spreads like a virus by word of mouth, email, blogs etc

 MENTHOL

Mint flavored cigarette

 MEP

Member of the European Parliament

 MER

Expression of boredom, nonchalance

 MERC

Mercenary Injure or kill

 MERK

Kill

 MERT

Mate

 MESOS

Currency in the game Maple Story

 MESSRS

Messieurs (plural of Mister)

 METH

Methamphetamine (drug)

 MEX

Low grade marijuana from Mexico

 MFC

Mildly Fat Chick Microsoft Foundation Classes

 MFEO

Made For Each Other

 MFG

Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)

 MFL

Marked For Later

 MFW

My Face When ...

 MG

Machine Gun Milligram

 MGBY

May God Bless You

 MGD

Miller Genuine Draft

 MGM

Male Genital Mutilation

 MGMT

The Management (band)

 MGS

Metal Gear Solid (game)

 MH

Map Hack

 MHBFY

My Heart Bleeds For You

 MHM

same as MHMM

 MHMM

Yes, sure, OK

 MHO

My Honest Opinion

 MHOTY

My Hat's Off To You

 MHR

Many Happy Returns

 MHZ

Megahertz

 MI6

Military Intelligence Service 6

 MIA

Missing In Action

 MIB

Men In Black

Mint In Box  MIC

Microphone

 MID

Mid grade marijuana Mobile Internet Device

 MIDI

Musical Instrument Digital Interface

 MIFF

Annoy

 MIH

Make It Happen

 MIHOP

Made It Happen on Purpose

 MIL

Mother In Law

 MILEAGE

Value for money

 MILL

Million (dollars)

 MIMBO

Male BIMBO

 MIMO

Multiple Input Multiple Output

 MIN

Minute

 MINES

Mine

 MINGA

Minger, ugly person

 MINGER

Ugly person

 MINGING

Dirty, disgusting, ugly

 MINT

Nice, cool

 MINTED

Rich, wealthy

 MINX

Cheeky, mischievous girl

 MIP

Minor In Possession

 MIPS

Million Instructions Per Second

 MIRIN

iring

 MIRL

Meet In Real Life

 MIS

Miserable

 MISB

Mint (condition) In Sealed Box

 MISC

Miscellaneous

 MISH

Missionary position

 MISO

My Internet Shut Off

 MISSION

Arduous or boring task

 MIT

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

 MIXOLOGY

Study of mixing drinks

 MIZ

Miserable

 MJ

Michael Jackson Michael Jordan Marijuana

 MK

Mm OK

 MKAY

Okay

 MKZ

Facebook (derogatory)

 ML

Much Love

 MLAS

My Lips Are Sealed

 MLB

Major League Baseball

 MLG

Major League Gaming

 MLIA

My Life Is Average

 MLIB

My Life Is Bro

 MLIG

My Life Is Great/Good

 MLIM

My Life Is Magic

 MLM

Multi-Level Marketing Middle finger (mlm)

 MLP

My Little Pony

 MLS

My Life Sucks

 MLTR

Multiple Long Term Relationships

 MLYP

Much Like Your Post

 MM

Married Man

 MM2

Message Mode 2 (CS)

 MMA

Meet Me At...

 MMAMP

Meet Me At My Place

 MMC

MultiMedia Card

 MMD

Make My Day

 MMI

Me Myself and I

 MMJ

Medical Marijuana

 MMK

Mm OK

 MML

Made Me Laugh

 MMM

Expression of pleasure or contentment

 MMO

Short for MMORPG

 MMOFPS

Massively Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter

 MMORPG

Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game

 MMS

Multimedia Messaging Service

 MMT

Makes Me Think

 MMV

Mileage May Vary

 MNC

Mobile Network Code

 MNF

Monday Night Football

 MNM

Eminem (rapper)

 MNT

Maybe Next Time

 MO

Modus Operandi (method of operation)

 MO PO

Mounted Police

 MOAB

Mother of All Bombs Massive Ordnance Air Blast

 MOAR

More

 MOAS

Mother Of All Secrets

 MOBA

Multiplayer Online Battle Arena

 MOBBING

Bullying

 MOBO

Motherboard

 MOC

Marriage Of Convenience My Own Creation

 MOD

Modification 1960s youth culture

 MODEM

Modulator-Demodulator

 MOE

Fetish, mania, taste

 MOH

My Other Half

 MOI

Me (French)

 MOJO

Sex appeal Charm, spell

 MOL

More Or Less

 MOLL

Gangster's GF

 MOMO

Annoying person, idiot

 MON

Man

 MONG

Complete idiot

 MONROE

Piercing between nose and upper lip

 MOO

Matter of Opinion My Own Opinion

 MOOK

Idiot, JERK

 MOOLA

Money

 MOOLAH

Money

 MOP

Hair on head

 MOQ

Minimum Order Quantity

 MORF

Male or Female

 MOS

Mom Over Shoulder

 MOSH

Push/shove at rock/punk concert

 MOSS

Relax, chill

 MOT

Ministry Of Transport test for car safety

 MOTA

Marijuana, weed

 MOTD

Message Of The Day Match Of The Day

 MOTKU

Master Of The Known Universe

 MOTO

Master Of The Obvious

 MOTWYW

Make Of That What You Will

 MOU

Memorandum Of Understanding

 MOW

Eat very fast

 MOXY

Courage, confidence

 MP

Military Police Member of Parliament

 MP3

Music file (MPEG Layer 3)

 MP4

Music/video file (MPEG Layer 4)

 MP5

Heckler and Koch submachine gun

 MPA

Music Publishers' Association

 MPAA

Motion Picture Assosciation of America

 MPE

My Point Exactly

 MPEG

Moving Picture Experts Group Audio/visual file format

 MPG

Miles Per Gallon

 MPH

Miles Per Hour

 MPO

My Personal Opinion

 MPOG

Multiplayer Online Game

 MPOS

Multiple Positions

 MPUA

Master Pick Up Artist

 MPV

Multi-Purpose Vehicle

 MR

Mentally Retarded

 MRA

Man bra

 MRE

Meal, Ready to Eat

 MRI

Magnetic Resonance Imaging

 MRP

Manufacturer's Recommended Price

 MS

Microsoft Maple Story (MMORPG)

 MSDN

Microsoft Developer Network

 MSDOS

Microsoft Disk Operating System

 MSF

Male Seeking Female

 MSFAM

My Sister From Another Mister

 MSG

Message Monosodium Glutamate

 MSI

Mindless Self Indulgence (band)

 MSM

Mainstream Media

 MSN

Microsoft Network

 MSR

Mulder/Scully Romance

 MSRP

Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price

 MST

Mystery Science Theater

 MT

Mistell (Gaming)

 MTA

More Than Anything

 MTB

Mountain Bike

 MTBF

Mean Time Between Failures (reliability)

 MTBMW

May The Best Man Win

 MTC

More To Come

 MTD

Month To Date

 MTE

My Thoughts Exactly

 MTF

Male To Female

 MTFBWU

May The Force Be With You

 MTFBWY

May The Force Be With You

 MTG

Magic: The Gathering (game)

 MTH

Month

 MTL

Montreal, Canada

 MTLBWY

May The Lord Be With You

 MTO

Media Take Out (gossip website)

 MTUK

More Than You Know

 MTV

Music Television

 MTW

Mum's the Word

 MTYK

More Than You Know

 MU

Multi

 MUA

Make-Up Alley (website)

 MUAH

The sound of giving a kiss

 MUAHA

An evil laugh

 MUAHZ

Kisses

 MUAK

same as MUAH

 MUCHO

Much, very

 MUCK

Ugly

 MUD

Multi- Dungeon, MMORPG

 MUD DUCK

Ugly woman

 MUDKIP

Water Pokemon

 MUDSHARK

White woman dating black men

 MUFC

Manchester United Football Club

 MUFFIN TOP

Fat spilling out over the top of pants

 MUG

Rob someboby Face Idiot

 MUGSHOT

Head and shoulders picture

 MUH

Me/My

 MULA

Money

 MULE

Person who carries something for someone else

 MULLET

Hairstyle

 MULTI

Player with multiple online s

 MULU

Miss You, Love You

 MUM

Mom

 MUNG

Mash Until No Good

 MUNTED

Drunk, intoxicated

 MUNTER

Ugly woman

 MUPPET

Stupid person, idiot

 MURK

Kill, murder

 MURKED

Badly defeated, killed

 MURSE

Man purse Male nurse

 MUSH

Friend

 MUSM

Miss You So Much

 MUVM

Miss You Very Much

 MUX

Multiplex

 MV

Music Video

 MVA

Motor Vehicle Accident

 MVP

Most Valuable Player

 MW2

Modern Warfare 2 (game)

 MW3

Modern Warfare 3 (game)

 MWA

Kiss

 MWAH

Kiss

 MWC

Married With Children

 MWF

Married White Female

 MWHA

Kiss

 MWI

Mad With It (drunk)

 MWM

Married White Male

 MX

Motocross

 MY

Miss You

 MY BAD

(Flippant) apology

 MY BOO

My Boyfriend/girlfriend

 MY FOOT

Expression of disbelief

 MY SIZE

My type of girl

 MYB

Mind Your Business

 MYCH

Maybe You Can Help

 MYF

Miss Your Face

 MYGGWY

May Your God Go With You

 MYL

Miss You Loads

 MYMP

Make Your Mama Proud

 MYOB

Mind Your Own Business

 MYODB

Mind Your Own Damn Business

 MYSM

Miss You So Much

 MYSPACE

A social networking site

 MYT

Meet You There

 N

And

 N/A

same as NA

 N/C

Not Cool

 N/T

No Text (subject says it all)

 N00B

Newbie

 N1

Nice One

 N2B

Not Too Bad

 N2G

Need To Go

 N2K

Nice To Know Need To Know

 N2M

Not Too Much

 N2MU

Nice To Meet You

 N3

No Name Noob

 N4P

Noob

 N8

Night

 NA

Not Available Not Applicable Not Announced

 NAA

Not At All

 NAB

NOOB

 NABD

Not A Big Deal

 NAC

Not A Chance Not A Chain (letter)

 NACKER

Irish gypsy, traveller

 NACKERED

Tired, worn out

 NADA

Nothing

 NADDA

Nothing

 NAE

No

 NAFF

Poor quality, uncool Substitute swear word

 NAGL

Not A Good Look

 NAH

No

 NAHMEAN

You know what I mean

 NAIJA

Nigerian

 NAIL IT

Complete, get right

 NAK

Nursing At Keyboard

 NALGO

Not A Lot Going On

 NALOPKT

Not A Lot Of People Know That.

 NAMASTE

Sanskrit greeting

 NAMBLA

North American Man/Boy Love Association

 NAMEAN

Do you know what I mean?

 NANA

Grandmother

 NANG

Cool, wicked, good

 NAO

Now

 NAP

Not A Problem

 NAPES

No

 NAPSTER

File sharing site

 NARF

Random interjection

 NARK

Informer

 NARP

Non-Athletic Regular Person

 NARU

Not A ed

 NAS

Network Attached Storage

 NASA

National Aeronautics and Space istration

 NASCAR

National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

 NASDAQ

National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotation

 NASL

Name, Age, Sex, Location

 NATCH

Naturally

 NATI

Cincinnati

 NATM

Not At The Moment

 NATO

North Atlantic Treaty Organization No Action Talk Only

 NATTY

Natural Light beer Smart, good, cool

 NATTY LIGHT

Natural Light beer

 NAW

No

 NAWF

North

 NAWM

Know What I Mean?

 NAWT

Not

 NAY

No

 NB

Not Bad Nota Bene (Latin for please note)

 NBA

National Basketball Association

 NBB

Never Been Better

 NBC

National Broadcasting Company

 NBD

No Big Deal

 NBF

New Best Friend

 NBG

Nasty But Good

 NBK

Natural Born Killers Never Been Kissed

 NBM

Nil By Mouth Not Before Midnight

 NBSB

No Boyfriend Since Birth

 NBT

Nothing But Trouble

 NBTD

Nothing Better To Do

 NC

No Comment

No Choice  NC-17

No Children under 17 (movie rating)

 NCAA

National Collegiate Athletic Association

 NCB

Never Coming Back

 NCIS

Naval Criminal Investigative Service (TV show)

 NCMO

Non-Committal Make Out

 NCNS

No Call, No Show

 NCO

Non-Commissioned Officer

 ND

And

 NDA

Non-Disclosure Agreement

 NDE

Near Death Experience

 NDI

Neither Do I

 NDN

Indian

 NDP

New Democratic Party

 NDR

Non-Delivery Report/Receipt

 NDS

Nintendo DS

 NE

Any

 NE1

Anyone

 NEA

National Education Association

 NEAT-O

Cool

 NED

Non-Educated Delinquent

 NEDM

Not Even Doom Music

 NEE

Maiden name indicator

 NEEK

A cross between a Nerd and a Geek

 NEET

Not in Education, Employment or Training

 NEF

Person who posts pointless messages on forums

 NEFIN

Anything

 NEG

Negative

 NEGL

Not Even Gonna Lie

 NEI

Not Enough Information

 NEL

No (Spanish)

 NEOCON

Neo-conservative

 NER

Non-Existent Relationship

 NERD

Intelligent but socially inept person

 NERF

Weaken

 NES

Nintendo Entertainment System

 NET

Internet

 NETIQUETTE

Etiquette on the internet

 NETWORK

Two or more connected computers

 NEW

Clueless

 NEWAY

Anyway

 NEWB

Newbie

 NEWBIE

New Person

 NEWFAG

Newcomer

 NEWPORT

Cigarette brand

 NEY

No

 NF

Not Funny

 NFA

No Further Action

 NFAA

Not Funny At All

 NFI

No Freakin Idea

 NFL

National Football League

 NFM

No Further Message

 NFN

Normal For Norfolk

 NFS

Not For Sale

 NFSW

Not For Showing Wife

 NFT

No Further Text

 NFY

Not Fixed Yet

 NFZ

No Fly Zone

 NG

No Good

 NGH

Not Gonna Happen

 NGL

Not Gonna Lie

 NGO

Non-Governmental Organization

 NGU

Never Give Up

 NH

Nice hand (poker slang)

 NHB

No Holding Back No Holds Barred

 NHD

No Harm Done

 NHF

No Hard Feelings

 NHL

National Hockey League

 NHN

Not Here Now

 NHOI

Never Heard Of It

 NHS

National Health Service

 NHTB

Never Heard That Before

 NI

No Idea

 NIAMY

Never In A Million Years

 NIB

New In Box

 NIC

Network Interface Card

 NICE

National Institute of Clinical Excellence

 NICKED

Stolen Arrested

 NICKER

Pound, quid (British currency)

 NID

Never In Doubt

 NIHAO

Hello (Chinese)

 NIK

Now I Know

 NIKE

American sportswear company

 NIMBY

Not In My Back Yard

 NIML

Never In My Life Not In My Lifetime

 NIMROD

Stupid person, idiot

 NIN

Nine Inch Nails

 NINJA

Japanese warrior

 NIP

Derogatory term for a Japanese person

 NIR

NOOB In Room

 NISM

Need I Say More?

 NIT

New In Town Idiot, nitwit

 NITE

Good Night

 NITM

Not In The Mood

 NITW

Not In That Way

 NIX

Destroy, kill Nothing

 NIZZ

No

 NJ

Not Joking Nice Job

 NK

No Kidding Not Known

 NKOTB

New Kid On The Block

 NKT

Expression of annoyance

 NKZ

No Kill Zone

 NL

Netherlands No Limit

 NLA

No Longer Available

 NLI

Not Logged In

 NLM

No Laughing Matter

 NLOL

Not LOL

 NLT

No later than...

 NLYG

Never Let You Go

 NM

Never Mind Nothing Much No Message

 NME

New Musical Express (magazine)

 NMF

Not My Fault

 NMG

No Mames Guey (OMG)

 NMH

Nodding My Head

 NMI

Need More Info

 NMJ

Not My Job

 NMJC

Not Much Just Chat

 NMJCU

Not Much, Just Chillin', U?

 NMN

No Middle Name

 NMO

Not My Opinion

 NMP

Not My Problem

 NMR

Not My Responsibility

 NMS

Not My Style

 NMT

Not My Type

 NMU

Not Much, You?

 NMW

No Matter What

 NMWH

No Matter What Happens

 NMY

Nice Meeting You

 NN

Night Night No Need Not Nice

 NNITO

Not Necessarily In That Order

 NNTO

No Need To Open

 NNTP

Network News Transfer Protocol

 NNTR

No Need To Reply

 NO

Misspelling of 'know' No Offence

 NO BIGGIE

No big deal

 NO WORRIES

OK, no problem

 NO-BRAINER

Something that requires no thought before deciding

 NO1

No-One

 NO1CURR

No-One Cares

 NOC

No One Cares

 NOCAL

Northern California

 NOD

Doze off

 NOH

New Overhauled

 NOI

No Offense Intended

 NOK

Not Okay No One Knows

 NOLA

New Orleans, Louisana

 NOM

No Offence Meant

 NOMB

None Of My Business

 NOMMY

Good, delicious

 NOMNOM

Sound of eating

 NOMS

Food

 NON

Now Or Never

 NONG

Idiot, twit

 NONY

Anonymous person

 NONYA

None of Your (business)

 NOOB

New, inexperienced person

 NOOB TUBE

Grenade launcher attachment in COD4

 NOOBLET

Young NOOB

 NOOPS

Backward spoon

 NOP

Not Our Problem No Problem

 NOPE

No

 NORCAL

Northern California

 NORLY

No, Really?

 NORM

Normal

 NOS

New Old Stock

 NOSA

No Sir, just kidding

 NOTA

None Of The Above

 NOTB

None Of Their Business

 NOTTIE

Unattractive person, not a HOTTIE

 NOTW

Not Of This World

 NOU

No, You

 NOUT

Nothing (northern UK)

 NOV

Novice

 NOWT

Nothing

 NOYB

None Of Your Business

 NOYDB

None Of Your Damn Business

 NOZ

Nitrous oxide (laughing gas)

 NP

No Problem

 NPAA

No Problem At All

 NPC

Non Player Character (MMORPG)

 NPI

No Pun Intended

 NPNT

No Picture, No Talk

 NPO

Never Pull Out

 NPR

National Public Radio No Purchase Required

 NPS

No Problems

 NPW

No Problem Whatsoever

 NPZ

No Problems

 NQAT

No Question About That

 NQR

Not Quite Right

 NR

No Reply No Reserve

 NRA

National Rifle Association

 NRE

New Relationship Energy

 NRFB

Never Removed From Box

 NRG

Energy

 NRI

Non-Resident Indian Non-Repairable Item

 NRL

National Rugby League

 NRN

No Reply Necessary

 NSA

No Strings Attached

 NSAW

Not Saying A Word

 NSF

Not Sufficient Funds Not So Fast

 NSFA

Not Safe For Anyone

 NSFL

Not Safe For Life

 NSFTBC

Not Sorry For The Broadcast

 NSFV

Not Safe for Viewing/Vegetarians/Vegans

 NSFW

Not Safe For Work

 NSM

Not So Much

 NSN

Not So Nice

 NSPCC

National Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Children

 NSW

New South Wales

 NT

No Thanks

 NTB

Not That Bothered Not Too Bad

 NTBCW

Not To Be Confused With

 NTD

Nothing To Do

 NTFS

New Technology File System

 NTH

Nothing

 NTK

Need To Know

 NTL

NeverTheLess

 NTM

Not Too Much Nothing Much

 NTMU

Nice To Meet You

 NTMY

Nice To Meet You

 NTN

No Thanks Needed

 NTR

Nothing To Report

 NTS

Nothing To Say Note To Self

 NTSC

National Television System Committee video standard

 NTT

Name That Tune Not Touching That!

 NTTAWWT

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

 NTTU

Not Talking To You

 NTW

Not To Worry

 NTWF

Neopian Times Writers Forum

 NTY

No Thank You

 NU

No

 NUB

Someone who should know better

 NUBE

same as NOOB

 NUF

Enough Nothing

 NUFF

Enough

 NUFFIN

Nothing

 NUG

High quality bud of marijuana

 NUH

No

 NUKE

To attack with a nuclear weapon

 NUM

Tasty

 NUMPTY

Idiot

 NUN

Nothing

 NUNYA

None of Your (business)

 NUS

National Union of Students

 NUTCASE

Crazy person

 NUTZ

Nuts, crazy, insane

 NUU

No

 NV

Never

 NVM

Nevermind

 NVMD

Never Mind

 NVMS

No Visible Means of

 NVN

Not Very Nice

 NVNG

Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained

 NVRM

Never Mind

 NW

No Way

 NWIH

No Way In Hell

 NWIM

Not What I Mean

 NWJ

No Way Jose

 NWLY

Never Wanna Lose You

 NWM

No Worries Mate

 NWNC

No Woman, No Cry

 NWO

New World Order

 NWOT

New Without Tags (eBay)

 NWS

Not Work Safe - for messages/sites containing adult content

 NWT

New With Tags

 NY

New York

 NYC

New York City

 NYE

New Years Eve

 NYERK

Replacement swearword

 NYF

Not Your Fault

 NYK

Not Yet Known

Now You Know  NYOB

Not Your Own Business

 NYPD

New York Police Department

 NYSE

New York Stock Exchange

 NYT

Not Your Type New York Times

 O

Ounce (of drugs)

 O RLY

Oh, Really?

 O&O

Over and Out

 O-O

Shock

 O.O

Wide eyed

 O/

High five

 O/\O

High five

 O7

Salute

 O:)

Innocent, angelic

 O:-)

Innocent, angelic

 OA

Over Acting Over Achiever

 OAN

On Another Note

 OAO

Over And Out

 OAP

Old Age Pensioner

 OATUS

On A Totally Unrelated Subject

 OAUS

On An Unrelated Subject

 OB

Oh, Brother

 OBBY

Oh, Baby

 OBE

Overcome By Events Out of Body Experience Order of the British Empire

 OBGYN

Gynecologist (OBstetrics and GYNecology)

 OBHWF

One Big Happy Weasely Family

 OBO

Or Best Offer

 OBQ

Oh, Be Quiet

 OBS

Obviously

 OBTW

Oh, By The Way

 OBV

Obviously

 OBVI

Obviously

 OBVS

Obviously

 OBVZ

Obviously

 OBX

Outer Banks North Carolina

 OC

Of Course Original Character Orange County

 OCD

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

 OCH

Oh (Scottish)

 OCN

Of Course Not

 OCO

Oh, Come On

 OCR

Optical Character Recognition

 OCT

On Company Time

 OD

Overdose Over Doing it

 ODAAT

One Day At A Time

 ODEE

same as OD

 ODG

Oh Dear God

 ODL

Oh Dear Lord

 ODST

Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (Gaming)

 ODT

On Dis Ting

 OE

Outlook Express Operator Error

 OED

Oxford English Dictionary

 OEM

Original Equipment Manufacurer

 OFAY

Offensive term for a white person

 OFC

Of Course

 OFH

Old Folks' Home

 OFOC

Overwhelming Feelings of Concern

 OFWGKTA

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (rappers)

 OG

Original Gangster Old Git

 OGIM

Oh God It's Monday

 OGK

Only God Knows

 OGM

misspelling of OMG

 OH

Other Half

 OHAC

Own House And Car

 OHAI

Oh, Hi

 OHIM

Oh Hell, It's Monday

 OHK

Oh,Ok

 OHKO

One Hit Knock Out

 OHN

Oh Hell, No!

 OHS

Operator Head Space

 OHT

One Handed Typing

 OI

Hey

 OIC

Oh, I See

 OIK

Unpleasant, unpopular person

 OIY

Hey

 OJ

Only Joking

 OJD

Obsessive Jonas (Brothers) Disorder

 OJT

On Job Training

 OK

Only Kidding

 OKC

Oklahoma City

 OKEY DOKEY

OK

 OKI

Okey Dokey, OK

 OKIES

Okay

 OKW/E

OK What-Ever

 OL

Online Office Lady

 OLD BAG

Grumpy old woman

 OLD LADY

Wife, GF

 OLDFAG

Long established member of an online community

 OLED

Organic Light-Emitting Diode

 OLLG

One Less Lonely Girl

 OM

Old Man

 OM NOM

Sound of eating

 OMA

Oh My Allah

 OMB

On My Break

 OMD

Oh My Days

 OMDB

Over My Dead Body

 OMDZ

Oh My Dayz

 OMFSM

Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster

 OMG

Oh My God

 OMGA

Oh My Giddy Aunt

 OMGD

Oh My God Dude

 OMGNA

Oh My Gosh, Not Again

 OMGSH

Oh My Gosh

 OMGZ

same as OMG

 OMJ

Oh My Jonas (JB)

 OMJC

Oh My Jesus Christ

 OML

Oh My Lord

 OMS

Oh My Science

 OMSJ

Oh My Sweet Jesus!

 OMT

One More Thing

 OMW

On My Way

 OMWH

On My Way Home

 OMZ

Oh My Zeus

 ON

Drunk, high

 ON ONE

Under the influence of drugs

 ON9

Stupid (Chinese) Online

 ONCO

Or Nearest Cash Offer

 ONE

One Love, goodbye

 ONG

Misspelling of OMG

 ONION

Ounce of a drug

 ONL

Online

 ONNA

Oh No, Not Again

 ONNTA

Oh No, Not This Again

 ONO

Or Nearest Offer

 ONOZ

Oh No

 ONS

One Night Stand

 ONTD

Oh No They Didn't

 ONUD

Oh No You Didn't

 ONYD

Oh No You Didn't

 OO

Object Orientated Suprised

 OOA

Out Of Ammo

 OOAK

One Of A Kind

 OOBE

Out Of Body Experience

 OOC

Out Of Control/Character/Context

 OOF

Out Of Office

 OOFT

Sound made when impressed by something

 OOH

Out Of Here

 OOI

Out Of Interest

 OOM

Out Of Mana (MMORPG)

 OOMF

One Of My Friends/Followers

 OOML

Out Of My League

 OOO

Out Of Office

 OOP

Out Of Place

 OOPS

Word said after doing something wrong

 OOS

Out Of Style

 OOSOOM

Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind

 OOT

Out Of Town

 OOTB

Out Of The Box

 OOTC

Obligatory On-Topic Comment

 OOTD

Outfit Of The Day

 OOTO

Out Of The Office

 OOTW

Out Of This World

 OOYL

Out Of Your League

 OP

Original Poster

 OPA

Greek exclamation

 OPB

Other People's Business

 OPK

Other People's Kids

 OPM

Other People's Money

 OPPA

Older brother, male friend

 OPPS

Misspelling of 'oops'

 OPS

Operations Oops

 OPSEC

Operations Security

 OREO

Black on the outside, white on the inside

 ORG

Online Reality Games Organization

 ORITE

Alright, hello

 ORKUT

Google's social network

 ORLY

Oh Really

 ORN

Oh Really Now

 ORO

Expression of confusion

 ORZ

Frustration, despair

 OS

Operating System

 OSFA

One Size Fits All

 OSLT

Or Something Like That

 OSM

Awesome

 OSO

Other Significant Other

 OSS

Open Source Software

 OSSIM

Awesome

 OST

Original Sound Track

 OT

Off Topic

 OT3

One True Threesome

 OTA

Over The Air

 OTAKU

Obsessive fan

 OTAY

Okay

 OTB

Off The boat

 OTC

Over The Counter

 OTD

On The Dot Out The Door

 OTE

Over The Edge

 OTF

Off Topic Forum

 OTFL

On The Floor Laughing

 OTG

On The Go Off The Ground

 OTH

Off The Hook

 OTK

Over The Knee

 OTL

like ORZ stick figure on hands and knees Out To Lunch

 OTLTA

One Thing Led To Another

 OTM

Of The Moment One Track Mind

 OTN

On That Note

 OTOH

On The Other Hand

 OTOOH

On The Other Other Hand

 OTP

One True Pairing

 OTR

On The Run

 OTS

On The Side

 OTT

Over The Top

 OTTH

On The Third Hand

 OTTOMH

Off The Top Of My Head

 OTW

On The Way

 OTW

On The Whole

 OTY

Over To You

 OTZ

same as ORZ

 OU

Open University

 OUAT

Once Upon A Time

 OUCH

Interjection said when experiencing pain

 OUGHTA

Ought to

 OUNCE

28 grams of drugs (usually marijuana)

 OUTTA

Out Of

 OVA

Original Video Animation

 OVNO

Or Very Near Offer

 OVO

Obviously

 OW

Ouch Other Woman Oh, Well

 OWLING

Crouching and staring like an owl

 OWN

Beat, dominate (gaming)

 OWNED

Dominated

 OWNM

Oh Well, Never Mind

 OWS

Occupy Wall Street

 OWT

Anything

 OWTTE

Or Words To That Effect

 OX

Sharp blade

 OXY

OxyContin (or oxycodone), painkiller

 OY

Oh Yeah

 OYB

On Your Bike

 OYE

Listen up

 OYG

Oh Your God

 OYO

On Your Own

 OZ

Australia Ounce

 O_O

Confused

 P

Penny, pence

 P!ATD

Panic! At The Disco (band)

 P&C

Point and Click

 P&L

Profit And Loss Peace And Love

 P&P

Party And Play Postage And Packaging

 P)

Pirate

 P/U

Pick Up

 P/X

Part exchange

 P12

Childish person

 P2C2E

Process Too Complicated To Explain

 P2P

Peer To Peer Pay To Play

 P2W

Pay To Win

 P45

Employment severance form (UK)

 P4P

Pound For Pound

 P90X

Type of workout schedule

 P911

Parent Alert

 PA

Personal Assistant

 PABX

Private Automatic Branch Exchange

 PAC

Gangsta rapper Tupac Shakur

 PAD

House, room

 PADDY

Offensive term for an Irishman

 PAF

Phone A Friend

 PAKI

Offensive term for a Pakistani

 PAN

Personal Area Network

 PANSY

Sissy, unmanly person

 PANTHER

Woman who likes older men

 PANTS

Rubbish Tros Underpants

 PAPARAZZI

Photo-journalists

 PAPER

Money

 PAR

Disrespect

 PARA

Paralytic, very drunk

 PARE

Friend, pal

 PARTY POOPER

A person who ruins the mood with their attitude

 PATCH

Correction applied to a computer program

 PATD

Panic At The Disco (band)

 PATT

Party All The Time

 PAU

Finished, done

 PAW

Parents are watching

 PAX

Peace

 PAYCE

Peace

 PAYE

Pay As You Earn

 PAYG

Pay As You Go

 PB

Personal Best

 PB&J

Peanut Butter and Jelly

 PBJ

Peanut Butter and Jelly

 PBQ

Please Be Quiet

 PBR

Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer)

 PBS

Public Broadcasting Service

 PBUH

Peace Be Upon Him

 PBWU

Peace Be With You

 PBWY

Peace Be With You

 PC

Politically Correct Personal Computer

 PC 4 PC

Picture Comment For Picture Comment

 PC4PC

Picture Comment For Picture Comment.

 PCB

Printed Circuit Board Please Come Back

 PCD

Pussycat Dolls

 PCE

Peace Goodbye

 PCI

Peripheral Component Interconnect

 PCM

Please Call Me

 PCMCIA

Personal Computer Memory Card International Association

 PCMIA

Personal Computer Manufacturer Interface Adaptor

 P

Phencyclidine, Angel dust

 PD

Public Domain

 PDA

Personal Digital Assistant

 PDBAZ

Please Don't Be A Zombie

 PDEA

Public Display of Elderly Affection

 PDF

Portable Document Format

 PDG

Pretty Damn Good

 PDOA

Public Display Of Affection

 PDP

Pretty Darn Precious

 PDQ

Pretty Damn Quick

 PDT

Pacific Daylight Time

 PE

Physical Education

 PEACE

Goodbye

 PEACE OUT

Goodbye

 PEAK

Humiliating

 PEANUT

Pet name for BF or GF

 PEAR

Pear shaped, wrong

 PEBCAC

Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

 PEBCAK

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

 PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

 PEEPS

People

 PEEPZ

People

 PEER TO PEER

Computer network without a central server

 PEERS

People in the same group, equals in age, background etc

 PEMDAS

Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract

 PEN

Penitentiary, jail, prison

 PENDEJO

Idiot, fool

 PENG

Good looking person

 PENG A LENG

Really sexy, very fit

 PEON

Low ranking person

 PEPS

People

 PER SE

By or in itself, intrinsically

 PERF

Perfect

 PERO

But

 PERV

Pervert

 PERVING

Flirting in a creepy way

 PERVY

Perverted, creepy

 PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

 PEWPEW

Laser sound

 PFA

Please Find Attached

 PFB

Please Find Below

 PFC

Private First Class

 PFF

Expression of disagreement

 PFFT

Expression of dismissal

 PFP

Picture For Proof

 PFT

An exlamation of disbelief

 PG

Parental Guidance

 PG-13

Parental Guidance if under 13 (movie rating)

 PGA

Professional Golfers' Association

 PGDA

Pretty Goddamn Awesome

 PGM

Pro Gamer

 PGP

Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)

 PH

Pantyhose

 PHAIL

Fail

 PHAT

Pretty Hot And Tempting

 PHB

Pointy-Haired Boss (from Dilbert)

 PHD

Doctor of Philosphy

 PHEW

Expression of relief

 PHISHING

Scamming method used to get personal information

 PHOAR

Expression of lust, physical attraction

 PHONY

Fake object or person

 PHP

Personal Home Page

 PHR33

Free

 PHU

Potential Hook Up

 PHWOAR

Acknowledgement that a person is fit, sexy,hot

 PI

Greek letter Ratio of circle's diameter to its circumference

 PIBE

Play It By Ear

 PIC

Picture Partner In Crime

 PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

 PIECE

Gun, weapon Work of graffiti (masterpiece) Pipe for smoking drugs

 PIF

Marijuana

 PIFF

Purple weed

 PIG

Police officer

 PIGEON

Woman using a man for personal gain

 PIGS

The police

 PILLOCK

Idiot, fool

 PIMPL

Pee In My Pants Laughing

 PIN

Personal Identification Number

 PINCHED

Caught, arrested

 PING

Send a packet to a computer and wait for its return (Packet INternet Groper)

 PINK TOE

White girl

 PINNER

Thin marijuana cigarette

 PINOY

Filipino man

 PIPA

Protect IP Act

 PIPS

Easy, not difficult

 PIQ

Person In Question

 PIR

Parent In Room

 PISSED

Angry Drunk

 PISSED OFF

Mad, angry

 PITCH

Contribute money

 PITME

Peace In the Middle East

 PITR

Parent In The Room

 PIX

Pictures

 PJ

Poor/Personal Joke Cheap alcoholic beverage

 PJ'S

Pyjamas, night wear

 PJS

Pajamas

 PK

Player Kill (MMORPG)

 PKB

Pot, Kettle, Black

 PKI

Public Key Infrastructure

 PKIT

Please Keep In Touch

 PKMN

Pokemon

 PKS

Painkillers

 PL

OK (typo)

 PL0X

Please

 PLA

People's Liberation Army

 PLANK

Idiot, stupid person

 PLANKING

Lying face down in an unusual place

 PLASTIC

Credit Card

 PLC

Public Limited Company

 PLD

Poor Life Decision

 PLEB

Commoner, inferior person

 PLH

Peace, Love and Happiness

 PLI

Potential Love Interest

 PLIES

American rapper

 PLIX

Please

 PLL

Pretty Little Liar

 PLMA

Please Leave Me Alone

 PLMK

Please Let Me Know

 PLONK

Cheap wine

 PLONKER

Idiot

 PLOS

Parents Looking Over Shoulder

 PLOX

Please

 PLR

Private Label Rights

 PLS

Please

 PLU

People Like Us

 PLUMBUM

Plumber's crack

 PLUR

Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect

 PLX

Please

 PLZ

Please

 PM

Private Message

Post Meridiem (afternoon)  PMA

Positive Mental Attitude

 PMB

Private Message Box

 PMC

Post Meal Cigarette

 PMD

Put Me Down

 PMF

Pardon My French

 PMFJI

Pardon Me For Jumping In

 PMIGBOM

Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!

 PMJI

Pardon My Jumping In

 PMT

Pre-Menstrual Tension

 PMYMHMMFSWGAD

Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn

 PNC

Point and Click Partner in Crime

 PNG

Image file format

 PNL

Peace And Love

 PNP

Party and Play

 PNR

enger Name Record

 PNW

Pacific North West

 POA

Plan Of Action

 POCKET DIAL

Accidentally make a call with the phone in your pocket

 POCKO

Pocket

 POD

ed Out Drunk

 POF

Plenty of Fish (dating site)

 POI

Point(s) Of Interest

 POIDH

Pics Or It Didn't Happen

 POKER FACE

Expressionless face

 POKEY

Prison

 POLY

Polyamory, loving more than one person at a time

 POM

Australian name for an English person

 POMG

Oh My God (variation)

 PON

On same as PWN

 PONED

Powerfully owned, dominated

 PONR

Point Of No Return

 POOL SHARK

Good pool player

 POP

Popular (music)

 POP A SQUAT

Sit down

 POP3

Post Office Protocol v3 (for email)

 POPO

Police Officer(s)

 POPPER

Amyl Nitrate

 POPPERS

Amyl nitrate (recreational drug)

 POPPIN

Going on, happening

 POPPING

Dance style

 POPS

Father

 PORCH MONKEY

Person who sits on their porch, lazy person

 POSE

Suppose

 POSS

Possibly

 POST

Hang out

 POT

Mariujana

 POT HEAD

Person who smokes WEED

 POTC

Pirates Of The Carribean

 POTD

Post Of The Day

 POTO

Phantom Of The Opera

 POTS

Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)

 POTUS

President of the United States

 POTW

Patient of the Week (House M.D.)

 POV

Point Of View

 POW

Prisioner of War

 POWN

same as PWN

 POZ

HIV positive

 PPB

Parts Per Billion

 PPC

Pay Per Click

 PPD

Post Potter Depression

 PPL

People

 PPLE

People

 PPLZ

People

 PPM

Parts Per Million

 PPPW

Per Person, Per Week

 PPS

Post-Post Script

 PPT

Microsoft PowerPoint

 PPU

Please Pick Up

 PPV

Pay Per View

 PQ

Party Quest (game)

 PR

Public Relations

 PRANG

Scared

 PRATT

Stupid person

 PRAWN

Girl who is good looking except for her face

 PRC

People's Republic of China

 PREE

Watch, stare at

 PREGGERS

Pregnant

 PREGGO

Pregnant

 PREGO

Pregnant

 PREP

Prepare

 PRESH

Precious Awesome, cool

 PRESSIE

Present, gift

 PRI

Pretty

 PRIT

Ugly

 PRO BONO

For (public) good (Latin)

 PROB

Probably

 PROBS

Probably

 PROBZ

Probably

 PROC

Programmed Random Occurrence

 PROD

Protestant

 PROG

Progressive rock music Program

 PROJECT

same as HOOD

 PROLLY

Probably

 PROMO

Promotional material

 PROPS

Respect, recognition

 PROXY

Agent, middle man

 PROZZIE

Prostitute

 PRW

Parents Are Watching

 PRY

Probably

 PS

PhotoShop Play Station Post Script

 PS & QS

Pints and Quarts Please and Thank Yous

 PS/2

Computer port for keyboard or mouse

 PS2

Play Station 2

 PS3

Play Station 3

 PSA

Publice Service Announcement

 PSB

Please See Below

 PSD

Photoshop Data file

 PSH

Dismissive expression

 PSHAW

Expression of disbelief, scepticism

 PSI

Pounds per Square Inch (pressure) Greek letter

 PSM

Personal Short Message

 PSN

Playstation Network

 PSP

PlayStation Portable

 PSR

Pretty Standard, Really

 PST

Please Send Tell Pacific Standard Time

 PSTN

Public Switched Telephone Network

 PSU

Power Supply Unit

 PSYCHED

Excited, pumped up

 PT

Phantasy Tour Physical Training

 PTB

Powers That Be The Buck Please Text Back

 PTDR

Pete De Rire (French for LOL)

 PTI

Pardon The Interruption

 PTL

Praise The Lord

 PTM

Please Tell Me

 PTO

Paid Time Off

 PTP

Pay To Play Peer To Peer

 PTSD

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

 PTT

Push-To-Talk

 PTW

Play To Win Professional Time Waster

 PTZ

Pan-Tilt-Zoom

 PUA

Pick Up Artist

 PUB

Public house, bar

 PUFF

Marijuana

 PUG

Pick Up Group

 PUKKA

Genuine, top quality

 PULL

Make out with

 PUMA

Woman who dates younger men

 PUMPED

Exhilarated, fired up

 PUNK

Music genre

 PUNTER

Customer

 PURDY

Pretty

 PURP

same as PURPLE

 PURPLE

Strong marijuana

 PUSH

Sell (drugs)

 PUV

Public Utility Vehicle

 PV

Promotional Video

 PVC

Polyvinyl Chloride, vinyl

 PVE

Player versus Environment (MMORPG)

 PVM

Player Versus Monster

 PVP

Player v Player

 PVR

Personal Video Recorder

 PVT

Private

 PWD



 PWEASE

Babyish form of Please

 PWN

Own, dominate

 PWND

same as PWNED

 PWNED

Owned, dominated Perfectly Owned

 PWNT

same as PWNED

 PWOR

Proceeding With Orders Recieved

 PWOS

Parents Watching Over Shoulder

 PWP

Plot? What Plot?

 PWT

Poor White Trash

 PYP

Play Your Position

 PYT

Pretty Young Thing

 PZ

Peace

 Q

Thank You

 Q&A

Question and Answer

 Q/A

Question and Answer

 Q1

First Quarter Quake 1 (Game)

 Q4U

Question For You

 Q8

Kuwait

 QA

Quality Assurance Question and Answer

 QANTAS

Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service

 QB

Quarter Back

 QC

Quality Control

 QED

Quod Erat Demonstrandum (it has been proved)

 QFE

Quoted For Emphasis

 QFP

Quoted For Posterity

 QFT

Quoted For Truth

 QI

Quite Interesting

 QK

Ninja

 QL

Cool Quietly Laughing

 QLD

Queensland

 QNA

Question and Answer

 QNO

Quiet Night Out

 QOS

Quantam Of Solace

 QOTD

Quote Of The Day

 QOTSA

Queens Of The Stone Age (Band)

 QP

Quarter Pound (of weed)

 QQ

Crying Quit

 QQ4U

Quick Question For You

 QR

Queer

 QSL

Confirmed

 QT

Cutie

 QTPI

Cutie Pie

 QTR

Quarter

 QTY

Quantity

 QUACK

Doctor

 QUE

What?

 QURL

Girl

 QVC

Quality Value Convenience (shopping channel)

 QWERTYUIOP

Bored

 R

Are

 R&B

Rhythm And Blues

 R&D

Replicate and Duplicate Research and Development

 R&R

Rest and Relaxation

 R5

Region 5 (DVD region)

 RA

Resident Advisor

Resident Assistant  RAC

Rock Against Communism

 RACHET

Crazy, nasty

 RACKS

Money (in thousands)

 RAD

Radical, cool

 RADAR

Radio Detection And Ranging

 RAFL

same as ROFL

 RAGE

Party very hard, get wasted

 RAGO

Whatever, OK

 RAH

Pompous or superior person

 RAILS

Lines of cocaine

 RAINCHECK

Postponement

 RAK

Random Act of Kindness

 RAM

Random Access Memory

 RANDOM

Unexpected, unpredictable

 RANGA

Redhead (derogatory)

 RANK

Disgusting, gross

 RAOK

Random Act Of Kindness

 RAP

Music genre

 RAPID

Cool, excellent

 RAPPER

Urban poet

 RAR

File compression type

 RAS

Remote Access Server

 RASTA

Rastafarian

 RAT

Snitch, telltale

 RATCHET

Undesirable, coarse woman

 RATM

Rage Against the Machine (band)

 RATS

Damn

 RAWK

Rock

 RAWL

Roll Around While Laughing

 RAWR

Right Answer, Wrong Reason

 RAZZ

Make fun of

Get drunk  RBAU

Right Back At You

 RBAY

Right Back At You

 RBG

Revolutionary But Gangsta

 RBTL

Read Between The Lines

 RBV

Red Bull and Vodka

 RC

Random Chat Radio Controlled

 RCH

A very small unit of measurement

 RCON

Remote Console

 RCT

Roller Coster Tycoon

 RD

Real Deal

 RDJ

Robert Downey Jr.

 RDM

Random Death Match

 RDO

Regular Day Off

 RDR

Red Dead Redemption (Game)

 RDRR

Har-de-har-har

 RDY

Ready

 RE

Regarding

 RE-GIFT

an unwanted gift on to someone else

 REC

Recreation (ground)

 RED COAT

British soldier Holiday camp worker

 REDBONE

Light skinned colored person

 REDNECK

Unsophisticated rural person from Southeast USA

 REDONCULOUS

Ridiculous

 REEFA

same as REEFER

 REEFER

Marijuana

 REEM

Gorgeous, sexy, nice

 REF

Refugee

 REG

Regular

 REGGIE

Regular weed

 REGS

Regular

Low quality marijuana  REL

Relative Irrelevant

 RELLIES

Relatives

 REM

Rapid Eye Movement Rock band

 RENTS

Parents

 REP

Represent Reputation Repetition

 REQ

Request Required

 RES

Resin

 RESH

Depressing

 RESTEA

Respect (Ali G)

 RETRO

Old fashioned style

 REV

Make an engine go faster Reverend

 REZ

Indian reservation

 RFC

Request For Comment

 RFI

Request For Information

 RFID

Radio Frequency Identification

 RFP

Request for Proposal

 RFQ

Request For Quotation

 RFT

Right First Time

 RFYL

Run For Your Life

 RGB

Red, Green, Blue

 RGDS

Regards

 RGR

Roger

 RH

Road Head

 RH

Red Hot Chili Peppers (Band)

 RHD

Right Hand Drive

 RHI

Rumour Has It

 RHINO

Older man looking for a younger woman

 RHIP

Rank Has Its Privileges

 RIB

Make fun of

 RICE

Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements

 RICK ROLL

Trick someone with a link to Rick Astley video

 RIDIC

Ridiculous

 RIF

Reduction In Force

 RIFRAF

Common people, trailer trash

 RIH

Rot In Hell

 RINGTONE

Sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call

 RINO

Republican In Name Only

 RIP

Convert music/video on CD to MP3s Rest In Peace

 RIPPED

Well defined muscles Stoned

 RIS

Received In Swap

 RITE

Right Write

 RIYL

Recommended If You Like

 RKBA

Right to Keep and Bear Arms

 RL

Real Life

 RLF

Real Life Friend

 RLTW

Rangers Lead The Way

 RLY

Really

 RLZ

Rules

 RM

Remake

 RMA

Return Merchandise Authorization

 RME

Rolling My Eyes

 RML

Read My Lips

 RMR



 RMT

Real-Money Trading

 RMV

Results May Vary

 RN

Right Now ed Nurse

 RNA

Ribonucleic Acid

 RNB

Rhythm And Blues

 RNG

Random Number Generator

 RNR

Rock 'N Roll

 RO

Ragnarok Online (MMORPG)

 ROACH

The end of a T

 ROAR

Right Of ission Reserved

 ROCKBAND

Music video game

 ROCKIN

Awesome

 ROCKS

Crack cocaine

 ROE

Rules Of Engagement

 ROF

Rate Of Fire ROFL

 ROFC

Rolling On Floor Crying

 ROFL

Rolling On Floor Laughing

 ROFLCOPTER

LOL, ROFL etc

 ROFLOL

Rolling On Floor, Laughing Out Loud

 ROFTL

Misspelling of ROTFL

 ROG

Really Old Git

 ROGER THAT

I Understand, OK

 ROH

Ring of Honor (wrestling)

 ROI

Return on Investment

 ROLF

Rolling On Laughing Floor

 ROLL

Experience the effects of Ecstasy

 ROLLED

Robbed, beaten

 ROLLIN

High on drugs

 ROM

Read-Only Memory

 ROM COM

Romantic Comedy

 ROOTS

Type of Reggae music

 ROR

Raughing out Roud

 ROS

Right On Schedule

 ROSES

Money

 ROTC

Reserve Officer Training Corps

 ROTF

Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)

 ROTFFNAR

Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason

 ROTFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

 ROTFLOL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

 ROTGL

Rolling On The Ground Laughing

 ROTK

Return of the King (Tolkien)

 ROTM

Run Of The Mill

 ROW

Rest Of the World

 ROX

Rocks

 ROXOR

Rocks, Awesome

 ROXORZ

Rocks

 ROY

Relative of yours?

 ROZZERS

Police

 RP

Role Play

 RPC

Role Playing Chat

 RPF

Real Person Fiction

 RPG

Rocket Propelled Grenade Role Playing Game

 RPM

Revolutions Per Minute

 RPS

Rock Paper Scissors (game)

 RQ

Random Questions (Livejournal community)

 RR

Restroom

 RRD

Rick Rolled

 RRP

Recommended Retail Price

 RRR

Reading, 'Riting, 'Rithmetic

 RS

RuneScape, a MMORPG

 RSA

An encryption algorithm

 RSI

Repetitive Strain Injury

 RSN

Real Soon Now

 RSPB

Royal Society for the Protection of Birds

 RSPCA

Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

 RSRSRS

same as LOL

 RSS

Rich Site Summary Really Simple Syndication

 RSVP

Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply)

 RT

Retweet Real Time

 RTA

Road Traffic Accident

 RTB

Return To Base

 RTD

Ready To Drink

 RTE

National broadcaster in Ireland

 RTF

Return The Favour

 RTFAQ

Read The FAQ

 RTFI

Read The Flipping Instructions

 RTFM

Read The Flipping Manual

 RTG

Ready To Go

 RTHX

Thank you for the Retweet

 RTM

Read The Manual

 RTO

Radio Telephone Operator

 RTR

Roll Tide Roll

 RTS

Real Time Strategy

 RTV

Rock The Vote

 RTW

Ready To Wear Round The World

 RU

Are You?

 RUA

Are You Alone?

 RUCA

Girlfriend

 RUDEBOY

Gangster Ska fan

 RUGGER

Rugby

 RUH ROH

Uh Oh, Scooby Doo style

 RUKA

Gangster girl, MOLL

 RUKM

Are You Kidding Me?

 RUMBLE

Brawl, fight

 RUO

Weak (Chinese)

 RUOK

Are You OK?

 RUS

Are You Serious?

 RUT

Are You There

 RV

Recreational Vehicle

 RVB

Red Versus Blue (popular web-series)

 RVR

Realm Versus Realm (MMORPG)

 RW

Read-Write

 RWL

Roaring With Laughter

 RWNJ

Right Wing Nut Job

 RWP

Random Wall Post

 RWYS

Reap What You Sow

 RX

Prescription

 RYC

Regarding Your Comment

 RYN

Read Your Note Regarding Your Note

 RYO

Roll Your Own

 RYT

Right, alright

 S&D

Search and Destroy

 S&M

Sadism and Masochism

 S&P

Salt and Pepper

 S/

Substitute first word with second

 S/B

Should Be

 S/N

Serial Number

 S/O

Shout Out Significant Other

 S/T

Self Titled

 S2

Love (heart shape)

 S2G

Swear To God

 S2R

Send To Receive

 S2S

Sorry To Say Safe To Say

 S2U

Same To You

 S4S

For (MySpace)

 SA

Sibling Alert

 SAB

Smoking A Blunt

 SACK

Bed

 SAD

Pathetic Seasonal Adjustment Disorder

 SAE

Stamped/Self Addressed Envelope

 SAF

Single Asian Female

 SAFE

Something or someone good

 SAFM

Stay Away From Me

 SAG

Wear tros low around the waist

 SAGE

Word added to a post to stop it getting bumped

 SAHD

Stay At Home Dad

 SAHM

Stay At Home Mom

 SAHN

Son

 SAHW

Stay At Home Wife

 SALA

Idiot, moron

 SALAM

Peace (Arabic)

 SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

 SALTY

Upset, annoyed, embarrassed

 SALUT

Hi

 SAM

Stop Annoying Me

 SAMEFAG

Person with multiple aliases on forums

 SAN

Japanese name suffix, Mr or Ms

 SANGA

Sandwich

 SANK

Something

 SANS

Without (French)

 SAP

Sad And Pathetic Fool

 SARCY

Sarcastic

 SARGE

Chat up

 SARKY

Sarcastic

 SAS

Special Air Service

 SASE

Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope

 SAT

Scholastic Assessment Test

 SATA

Serial Advanced Technology Attachment

 SATC

Sex And The City (TV show)

 SATS

Standard Attainment Tests

 SAUCE

Misspelling of 'source'

 SAUCED

Drunk

 SAVAGE

Brutal but awesome

 SAVVY

Do you understand? Knowledgeable, well informed

 SAWP

same as SUP

 SAYONARA

Goodbye (Japanese)

 SB

Somebody

 SBD

Silent But Deadly

 SBF

Single Black Female

 SBI

Surrounded By Incompetence

 SBJ

Sweet Baby Jesus

 SBM

Single Black Male

 SBS

Step By Step

 SBT

Sorry 'Bout That

 SC

StarCraft (game) Silent Chuckle

 SCA

Scandal

 SCALLY

Low life, trailer trash

 SCAM

Rip off Make out

 SCART

Audio/Video TV connector

 SCH

School

 SCHEMIE

Someone from a council estate

 SCHWAG

Low grade marijuana

 SCNR

Sorry, Could Not Resist

 SCO

San Fransisco

 SCOFF

Food

Eat fast Sneer  SCOTUS

Supreme Court Of The United States

 SCOUSE

Relating to Liverpool

 SCO

Person from Liverpool

 SCRAM

Go away

 SCRAN

Food

 SCRAP

Fight

 SCREB

Dirty, scruffy person

 SCRILLA

Money, cash

 SCRIM

Practice game

 SCRUB

Loser who thinks he's something

 SCSI

Small Computer System Interface

 SCUBA

Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

 SD

Sweet Dreams Secure Digital (memory card) So Drunk

 SDA

Seventh-Day Adventist

 SDK

Software Development Kit

 SDRAM

Synchronous Dynamic Random Access Memory

 SDSL

Symmetric DSL

 SE

Special Edition

 SEC

Second

 SED

Said

 SEEDS

Marijuana seeds Children

 SEEN

I see, understood

 SEHR

Very

 SEKC

Sexy

 SEKKLE

Calm down

 SELFIE

Picture of yourself, usually taken by yourself

 SEM

Search Engine Marketing

 SENIOR MOMENT

Lapse of memory, logic or mental function

 SEO

Search Engine Optimization

 SEP

Somebody Else's Problem

 SERP

Search Engine Results Page

 SES

Marijuana

 SESH

Session (drinking, smoking, gaming etc)

 SET

Division of a gang

 SETE

Smiling Ear To Ear

 SETI

Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence

 SEVIE

Seventh Grader

 SEXPOT

Sexy Person

 SEXT

Send suggestive text messages

 SF

Science Fiction San Francisco

 SFAM

Sister From Another Mister

 SFLR

Sorry For Late Reply

 SFO

San Francisco International Airport

 SFP

Sorry for Partying

 SFR

Smiling For Real

 SFSG

So Far So Good

 SFTBC

Sorry For The Broadcast

 SFW

Safe For Work

 SFX

Sound Effects

 SG2M

Sounds Good To Me

 SGO

Let's Go

 SGT

Sergeant

 SGTM

Sounds Good To Me

 SH

Same Here

 SHADDAP

Shut up

 SHADE

Casual, disrespectful

 SHADES

Sunglasses

 SHADY

Shifty, sly, sneaky

 SHAFT

Screw, rip off

 SHANK

Homemade knife Stab

 SHAWN

Attractive man

 SHAWTY

Young girl/woman

 SHEILA

Woman

 SHELL-LIKE

Ear

 SHERM

Cigarette dipped in P

 SHH

Be quiet, shut up

 SHILL

Decoy, person in on a scam

 SHINNY

Informal game of hockey

 SHIOK

Expression of happiness, pleasure

 SHIP

Romantic relationship

 SHIV

Home made knife

 SHIZZLE

Sure

 SHK

Should Have Known

 SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion

 SHMILY

See How Much I Love You

 SHO

Sure Super High Output

 SHOOK

Scared, frightened

 SHOOP

Photoshop

 SHOOTER

Gun Person who fires a gun

 SHOPPED

Photoshopped, manipulated

 SHORTY

Girlfriend, attractive girl

 SHOTGUN

Front enger seat

 SHOTTA

Thug, gangster Drug dealer

 SHOULDA

Should have

 SHRINK

Psychiatrist

 SHU

Secure Housing Unit

 SHUBZ

House party, rave

 SHUCKS

Expression of modesty or disappointment

 SHUG

Sugar

 SHUP

Shut Up

 SHURUP

Shut Up

 SHUSH

Shut up, be quiet

 SHUX

Shucks, expression of modesty

 SHWE

Should We

 SI

Stop It Stupid Idiot

 SIA

Sorry I Asked

 SIAP

Sorry If Already Posted

 SIAS

Say It Ain't So

 SIC

Latin sicut (just as) - apparent mistake

 SICK

Awesome, cool

 SICS

Sitting In Chair Snickering

 SID

Acid, LSD

 SIDK

Sorry, I Didn't Know

 SIDS

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

 SIF

As If

 SIFS

Secret Internet Fatties

 SIG

Signature

 SIGH

Exhale depressedly

 SIK

same as SICK

 SIKE

Indicating the previous statement is false Psyche

 SIKED

Psyched, excited about

 SIL

Son-In-Law

 SIM

Subscriber Identity Module

 SIM CARD

Subscriber Identity Module for a mobile phone

 SIMMER

Relax, chill

 SIO

Bye

 SIP

YEP in Spanish

 SIS

Sister

 SIT

Stay In Touch

 SITD

Still In The Dark

 SITREP

Situation Report

 SITTING DUCK

Vulnerable, helpless target

 SITU

Situation

 SIV

Bad goalie in hockey

 SIW

Someone Is Watching

 SIWOTI

Someone Is Wrong On The Internet

 SIZZLE

Drug OC, oxycontin

 SJ

Society of Jesus San Jose

 SK8

Skate

 SK8R

Skater

 SKANKIN

Form of dancing

 SKEED

High

 SKEEN

I See, Seen

 SKENG

Knife, blade Gun, firearm

 SKETCH

Unusual, dubious

 SKEWL

School

 SKI

Spend Kids' Inheritance Snort cocaine

 SKI INSTRUCTOR

Cocaine dealer

 SKIDADDLE

Go away

 SKINNY

Information, gossip Thin

 SKINS

Cigarette papers TV teen drama

 SKINT

Broke, having no money

 SKITTLES

Drugs

 SKITZ

Schitzophrenic

 SKL

School

 SKN

OK, cool, whatever

 SKOOL

School

 SKRILLA

Money

 SKU

Stock Keeping Unit

 SKUX

A guy who's good with women

 SKYPE

Internet telephone

 SL

So Lame

 SLA

Service Level Agreement

 SLAB

Slow Low/Loud And Bangin', customized car

 SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan

 SLAPPED

Drunk

 SLD

Second Level Domain

 SLEW

Cut down, kill

 SLF

Sounds Like Fun

 SLFN

So Long For Now

 SLH

Santa's Little Helper

 SLI

Scalable Link Interface

 SLICE

Eighth of an ounce (3.5 grams) of marijuana

 SLICK

Sharp, cool, smooth

 SLM

Salaam (hello)

 SLOB

Lazy, untidy, dirty person

 SLOL

Seriously Laughing Out Loud

 SLOSHED

Drunk

 SLR

Single Lens Reflex (camera)

 SLT

Salut, hello

 SLUGS

Bullets

 SLY

Still Love You

 SMACK

Heroin

 SMACKED

High on marijuana

 SMAD

Sad and mad

 SMDH

Shaking My Damn Head

 SMDHE

Some Mothers Do Have Em

 SME

Small/Medium Enterprises

 SMEG

All purpose swear word

 SMEXI

Smart and Sexy

 SMEXY

Smart and sexy

 SMFT

So Much For That

 SMG

Sub-Machine Gun

 SMGDH

Shaking My God Damn Head

 SMH

Shaking My Head

 SMHID

Shaking My Head In Despair

 SMIDSY

Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You

 SMIZE

Smile with your eyes

 SML

Screw My Life Story of My Life

 SMN

Shoot Me Now

 SMOG

Sweet Mother Of God

 SMOOCH

Kiss

 SMOOSH

Hug, squeeze

 SMS

Short Message Service

 SMT

Sucking My Teeth

 SMTH

Something

 SMTP

Simple Mail Transfer Protocol

 SMURF

Experienced gamer posing as a newbie

 SN

Screen Name Side Note

 SN1

Spare No One

 SNAFU

Situation Normal, All Fouled Up

 SNAG

Sensitive New Age Guy Sausage

 SNAIL MAIL

Regular postal service

 SNAKE

Snitch, back stabber

 SNAKE OIL

Fake medicine

 SNAKING

Flirting

 SNAP

Expression of dismay, surprise, joy etc

 SNC

Social Network Check

 SND

Search And Destroy

 SNES

Super Nintendo Entertainment System

 SNF

So Not Funny

 SNIDE

Fake or counterfeit

 SNIFF

Cocaine

 SNIPE

Bid on eBay just before the auction ends

 SNITCH

Person who tells on someone

 SNK

Video game company

 SNM

Say No More

 SNOG

Kiss

 SNOOKIE

Pet name for BF or GF

 SNOUT

Cigarette

 SNOW

Cocaine

 SNR

Signal To Noise Ratio

 SNSD

Sho Nyo Shi Dae (Girl's Generation) Korean girl group

 SNU

What's New?

 SNYK

So Now You Know

 SO

Significant Other Shout Out

 SO SO

Neither good nor bad, average

 SOA

State Of Alert (band)

 SOAD

System Of A Down (Band)

 SOAG

Son Of A Gun

 SOCKPUPPET

Person using a false identity

 SOCOM

Special Operations Command

 SOD OFF

Go away, get lost

 SOE

Sony Online Entertainment

 SOF

Soldier Of Fortune (Game)

 SOFT

Powdered cocaine

 SOG

Sea Of Green (cannabis growing)

 SOH

Sense Of Humor

 SOHF

Sense Of Humor Failure

 SOI

Statement of Intent

 SOIDH

Screenshot Or It Didn't Happen

 SOK

That's OK

 SOLID

Cool, awesome

 SOML

Story Of My Life

 SOMSW

Someone Over My Shoulder Watching

 SON

Close Friend

 SONAR

SOund Navagation And Ranging

 SOO

So

 SOOC

Straight Out Of Camera (not Photoshopped)

 SOOD

Cool

 SOOTB

Straight Out Of The Box

 SOP

Standard Operating Procedure

 SOPA

Stop Online Piracy Act

 SORN

Statutory Off Road Notification

 SORTA

Sort of

 SOS

Save Our Souls (Help!)

 SOTA

State Of The Art

 SOTD

Song Of The Day

 SOUND

Cool, awesome, good

 SOUR

Strong WEED

 SOW

Female police officer

 SOWIE

Sorry

 SOX

Socks

 SOY

Shame On You

 SOYW

Something On Your Wall

 SOZ

Sorry

 SP2

Service Pack 2

 SPAG

Spelling, Punctuation And Grammar

 SPAM

Unsolicted email

 SPANNER

Idiot, fool

 SPARK

Set light to (marijuana)

 SPAT

Fight, argument, tiff

 SPAZ

Spastic

 SPCA

Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

 SPECTRE

Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion

 SPED

Someone who needs special education

 SPEXY

Sexy with glasses

 SPF

Strictly Platonic Friend

 SPIC

Offensive term for a Hispanic person

 SPIM

Instant Messaging SPAM

 SPINS

Effect of drinking too much

 SPIT GAME

Act of flirting

 SPITAL

Hospital

 SPLIF

A cigarette of tobacco and cannibis

 SPLIFF

same as SPLIF

 SPM

South Park Mexican (rapper)

 SPN

Supernatural (TV show)

 SPOC

Single Point of

 SPOILER

Something you would've prefered to find out yourself

 SPOOF

Tube used to reduce smoking smells

 SPOON

Cuddle

 SPOT

Lend money

 SPOT ON

Absolutely correct, perfect

 SPQR

Senatus Populusque Romanus (the Senate and the people of Rome)

 SPROG

Child

 SPRUNG

Obsessed with someone, in love

 SPST

Same Place, Same Time

 SPUN

Under the influence of methamphetamine

 SPURS

US Basketball team UK football team (Tottenham Hotspur)

 SQ

Sound Quality

 SQL

Structured Query Language (for databases)

 SQTM

Smiling Quietly To Myself

 SQUARE

Cigarette

 SRH

ing Radical Habits (Clothing)

 SRM

Stark Raving Mad

 SRO

Standing Room Only

 SRS

Serious

 SRSLY

Seriously

 SRT

Street and Racing Technology

 SRY

Sorry

 SS

Screen Shot

 SSA

Subject Says All

 SSBB

Super Smash Brothers Brawl (game)

 SSBHM

Super Sized BHM

 SSC

Safe, Sane, Consensual

 SSD

Solid State Drive

 SSDD

Same Stuff Different Day

 SSH

Secure Shell (Unix program)

 SSID

Service Set Identifier

 SSL

Secure Socket Layer See Subject Line

 SSWA

So Say We All

 ST

Something

 ST00F

Stuff

 STA

Surveillance and Target Acquisition

 STACK

$1000

 STAMP

OK

 STAN

Stalker Fan

 STANDARD

Of course, goes without saying

 STANG

Ford Mustang

 STAR

Friend, buddy

 STAT

Immediately (from Latin statim)

 STATS

Statistics

 STB

Soon To Be

 STBE

Soon-To-Be Ex

 STBX

Soon-To-Be Ex

 STBY

Sucks To Be You Sorry To Bother You

 STC

Subject to Change

 STEAL

Punch

 STEEZ

Style with ease

 STEEZE

Style with ease

 STELLA

Flirty girl

 STELLAR

Awesome, excellent

 STEM

Mix of STUD and FEM

 STET

Let it stand (Latin)

 STEXT

Sexy text message

 STG

Swear To God

 STH

Something

 STHG

Something

 STHU

Shut The Hell Up

 STK

Shoot To Kill

 STM

Short Term Memory

 STMF

Stay Thirsty My Friends

 STML

Short Term Memory Loss

 STN

Spend The Night

 STNY

Same Time Next Year

 STOKED

Very happy, excited

 STOPE

Awesome, cool

 STR

Strength Short Term Relationship

 STR8

Straight

 STRAP

Gun

 STROP

Sulk, tantrum

 STS

Smirk To Self

 STSP

Same Time Same Place

 STTN

Sleeping Through the Night

 STUNNER

Good looking person

 STW

Search The Web

 STY

Same To You

 STYL

Speak To You Later

 SU

Shut Up

 SUBS

Subwoofers

 SUCKS

Is bad, is rubbish

 SUFI

Super Finger

 SUGAR DADDY

Rich older man

 SUH

Sir

 SUIT

Businessman, boss

 SUL

See You Later

 SULA

Sweaty Upper Lip Alert

 SUM

Some

 SUM1

Someone

 SUMFIN

Something

 SUMMAT

Something

 SUP

What's Up

 SUPER

Very, really

 SURE

Yes (often sarcastic)

 SUS

Suspect, suspicious

 SUSS

Discover, understand Suspicious

 SUV

Sport Utility Vehicle

 SUX

Sucks

 SVP

S'il Vous Plait (please in French)

 SVS

Someone Very Special

 SVU

Special Victims Unit

 SW

So What? Star Wars Street Worker

 SWAGG

Style, coolness, confidence

 SWAGGA

Style or personality

 SWAGGER

A person's style

 SWAK

Sealed With A Kiss

 SWALK

Sealed With A Loving Kiss

 SWAMBO

She Who Always Must Be Obeyed

 SWANK

Cool, classy Single Woman And No Kids Second Wife And No Kids

 SWAT

Special Weapons And Tactics

 SWEAT

Like, love

 SWED

Smoke Weed Every Day

 SWEET

Awesome

 SWEETIE

Pet name for BF or GF

 SWEETY

same as SWEETIE

 SWEXY

Sweet and sexy

 SWF

Single White Female

 SWIDT

See What I Did There?

 SWIFT

Awesome

 SWIM

Someone Who Isn't Me

 SWIR

So Wrong, It's Right

 SWISHER

Cheap cigar used for making BLUNTs

 SWIY

Someone Who Isn't You

 SWIZ

Con, rip-off

 SWIZZLE

Sweet

 SWK

Star Wars Kid

 SWM

Single White Male

 SWMBO

She Who Must Be Obeyed

 SWND

Sound

 SWOG

Uncoolness, opposite of SWAGG

 SWOL

Well built, muscular

 SWOLE

Muscular, in good shape

 SWOT

Person who is always studying

 SWPF

Single White Professional Female

 SWPM

Single White Professional Male

 SWT

Sweat Sweet

 SWTOR

Star Wars: The Old Republic (game)

 SWW

Slippery When Wet

 SWY

Sowwy (sorry)

 SWYD

Sleep When You're Dead

 SXE

Straightedge (no drink, no drugs, no sex)

 SY

Sincerely Yours

 SYA

See You

 SYF

Shut Your Face

 SYG

Shut Your Gob

 SYIH

See You In Hell

 SYITM

See You In The Morning

 SYK

So You Know

 SYL

See You Later

 SYLA

See You Later Alligator

 SYM

Shut Your Mouth So You Mad?

 SYMBIAN

Mobile phone OS

 SYNC

Synchronize

 SYNT

See You Next Time

 SYOTOS

See You On The Other Side

 SYRS

See You Real Soon

 SYS

See Ya Soon

 SYSOP

System Operator

 SYT

See You Tomorrow See You There

 SYTYCD

So You Think You Can Dance

 SYWISY

See You When I See You

 S^

What's Up

 T-T

Crying

 T.T

Crying

 T2M

Talk To Me

 T2T

Time To Talk

 T2UL

Talk To You Later

 T2YL

Talk To You Later

 T4P

Thanks For Posting

 T4T

Tit For Tat Thanks For Trade

 TA

Thank you

 TAB

Acid, LSD Cigarette

 TABOO

Forbidden, not talked about

 TAC

Cannabis resin

 TACKY

In bad taste

 TAD

Small amount

 TADA

Exclamation when something is finished

 TAE

Trial And Error

 TAF

Tell A Friend

 TAFF

Person from Cardiff or Wales generally

 TAFN

That's All For Now

 TAG

Personal signature

 TAGL

There's a good lad

 TAHT

That

 TAI

Think About It

 TAKS

Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills

 TAL

Thanks A Lot Try Again Later

 TAMW

That Awkward Moment When ...

 TANJ

There Ain't No Justice

 TANK

Large person, heavily built

 TANSTAAFL

There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch

 TAPPED

Crazy

 TAR

Not very pure heroin

 TARD

Retarded person

 TARDIS

Time And Relative Dimentions In Space

 TARFU

Things Are Really Fouled Up

 TASTY

Good looking Cool, awesome

 TAT

Tattoo Rubbish, junk

 TATA

Goodbye

 TATO

Alright, OK

 TATT

Tattoo

 TAV

Marijuana

 TAW

Teachers Are Watching

 TAY

Thinking About You

 TAZE

Annoy, irritate

 TB

Text Back

 TBA

To Be Announced

 TBBH

To Be Brutally Honest

 TBBT

The Big Bang Theory (TV Show)

 TBC

To Be Continued

 TBCH

To Be Completely Honest

 TBD

To Be Decided

 TBE

To be Edited

 TBF

To Be Fair

 TBFU

Too Bad For You

 TBH

To Be Honest

 TBM

Tactical Boyfriend Mention

 TBMS

To Be More Specific

 TBNT

Thanks, But No Thanks

 TBQF

To Be Quite Frank

 TBQH

To Be Quite Honest

 TBR

To Be Real

 TBS

Tablespoon To Be Specified

 TBSS

Too Bad, So Sad

 TBT

Truth Be Told

 TBTF

Too Big To Fail

 TBTG

Thanks Be To God

 TBTP

That's Beside The Point

 TBU

To Be Updated

 TBX

To Be Exact

 TBYS

Think Before You Speak

 TC

Take Care

 TCB

Taking Care of Business

 TCBY

The Country's Best Yogurt

 TCCIC

Take Care 'Cause I Care

 TCFC

Too Close For Comfort

 TCFN

Take Care For Now

 TCFS

Too Cool For School

 TCG

Trading Card Game

 TCGB

Take Care, God Bless

 TCH

Sound of disagreement, frustration

 TCK

Third Culture Kid

 TCL

Tool Command Language

 TCOB

Taking Care of Buisness

 T

Transmission Control Protocol

 T/IP

Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol

 TCTC

To Close To Call

 TD

Touchdown

 TDDUP

Til Death Do Us Part

 TDDWP

Til Death Do We Part

 TDF

To Die For

 TDG

Too Damn Good Three Days Grace (band)

 TDH

Tall, Dark, and Handsome

 TDI

Turbo Direct Injection Turbo Diesel Injection

 TDL

To Do List

 TDM

Team DeathMatch

 TDOT

Toronto

 TDS

Technical Dificulties

 TDWP

The Devil Wears Prada (Band)

 TDY

Temporarily Deployed for a Year

 TE AMO

I love you (Spanish)

 TEAL DEER

same as TLDR

 TEC

Tec 9 handgun

 TECH

Technician Technology

 TEE

T-shirt

 TEEF

Steal Teeth

 TEEN

Teenager, teenage

 TEH

The Used to emphasise the next word

 TEHO

To Each His/Her Own

 TEK

Tek-9 machine pistol Technique

 TEKKERS

Technique (in sport)

 TEMP

Temporary (worker, file, etc.)

 TEN

Person with a perfect body

 TEOTWAWKI

The End Of The World As We Know It

 TERRIBAD

Terrible and Bad, awful

 TEVS

Whatever

 TEXT

An SMS message sent between cell phones

 TF2

Team Fortress 2 (Game)

 TFA

Thanks For Asking

 TFCD

Time For Compact Disc

 TFFW

Too Funny For Words

 TFL

Tip For Life Transport For London

 TFLMK

Thanks For Letting Me Know

 TFLMS

Thanks For Letting Me Share

 TFLN

Texts From Last Night

 TFM

Total Frat Move

 TFM2KAU2FO

That's For Me to Know And You To Find Out

 TFP

Thanks For Playing

 TFRM

Thanks For Reminding Me

 TFS

Thanks For Sharing

 TFT

The Frozen Throne (Warcraft III) Thin Film Transistor

 TFTA

Thanks For The Add

 TFTC

Thanks For The (Geo)Cache

 TFTI

Thanks For The Info

 TFTL

Thanks for the Link

 TG

Thank God Transgender Too Good

 TGAL

Think Globally, Act Locally

 TGE

Misspelling of 'the'

 TGFI

Thank God For the Internet

 TGFL

Thank God For Life

 TGI

Thank God It's ...

 TGIAF

Thank God It's Almost Friday

 TGIF

Thank God It's Friday

 TGIM

Thank God It's Monday

 TGIO

Thank God It's Over

 TGIT

Thank God It's Thursday

 TGOD

Taylor Gang Or Die

 TGP

Thumbnail Gallery Post

 TGTBT

Too Good To Be True

 THA

The

 THABTO

Two Heads Are Better Than One

 THANG

Thing

 THANQ

Thank You

 THANX

Thanks

 THAR

There

 THC

Tetrahydrocannabinol, active ingredient in marijuana

 THE BOMB

Really cool

 THE NICK

Prison

 THICK

Well proportioned, not fat or skinny

 THIS

I agree

 THIZZ

Ecstasy

 THIZZING

Tripping on Ecstasy

 THIZZLE

Esctasy tablet

 THN

Then

 THNX

Thanks

 THO

Though

 THOU

You

 THRASH

Thrash metal (music style)

 THRU

Through

 THT

That

 THTH

To Hot to Handle

 THUG

Violent criminal Person struggling to make something of their life

 THUMBNAIL

Small version of a picture

 THUMBS DOWN

Sign of disapproval

 THUR

There

 THURR

There

 THWU

To Hell With You

 THX

Thanks

 TI

Texas Instruments Rapper from Atlanta

 TI AMO

I Love You (Italian)

 TIA

Thanks In Advance

 TIAB

To Infinity And Beyond

 TIC

Tongue in Cheek

 TID

Take It Down

 TIDY

Cool, good

 TIE

Take It Easy

 TIEF

Thief, thieve

 TIEM

Misspelling of 'time'

 TIF

That Is Funny

 TIFF

Argument, disagreement

 TIGHT

Close Miserly

 TIIC

The Idiots In Charge

 TIL

Until Today I Learned

 TIM

Time Is Money

 TIME

Tears In My Eyes

 TINA

Crystal Meth

 TINAG

This Is Not A Game

 TINALO

This Is Not A Legal Opinion

 TINAR

This Is Not A Recommendation

 TING

Thing

 TINSTAFL

There Is No Such Thing As Free Lunch

 TINWIS

That Is Not What I Said

 TIOLI

Take It Or Leave It

 TIPSY

Slightly drunk

 TIRF

That/This Is Really Funny

 TIS

It Is

 TISA

That Is So Awesome

 TISNF

That is so not fair

 TITCH

Small person

 TITCR

This Is The Credited Response

 TITF

Take It Too Far

 TITT

Throw In The Towel, give up

 TIX

Tickets

 TJA

Hi (Swedish)

 TK

Team Killer

 TKD

Taekwondo

 TKM

Te Quiero Mucho (Spanish for I love you)

 TKO

Technical Knock Out

 TKS

Thanks

 TKT

Don't worry (French)

 TL

Talk Later True Love Team Leader

 TL;DR

same as TLDR

 TL;DW

same as TLDW

 TLA

Three Letter Acronym

 TLC

Tender Loving Care

 TLD

Top Level Domain

 TLDNR

Too Long; Did Not Read

 TLDR

Too Long; Didn't Read

 TLDW

Too Long; Didn't Watch

 TLGO

The List Goes On

 TLI

Too Little Information

 TLK

Talk

 TLND

True Love Never Dies

 TLOL

Truly Laughing Out Loud

 TM

Text Message Text Me Trademark

 TMA

Take My Advice

 TMAI

Tell Me About It

 TMB

Text Me Back

 TMBG

They Might Be Giants (band)

 TMD

Damn in Chinese Too Much Detail

 TME

Too Much Effort

 TMF

Too Much Forehead

 TMH

Touch My Hand

 TMI

Too Much Information

 TMK

To My Knowledge

 TML

Thank Me Later

Text Me Later  TMM

Tell Me More

 TMMS

That Made Me Smile

 TMN

Touch Me Not

 TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 TMO

Tomorrow

 TMP

Tactical Machine Pistol

 TMR

Tomorrow

 TMRW

Tomorrow

 TMS

Too Much Swag(ger)

 TMSIDK

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

 TMT

Too Much Tuna

 TMTC

Too Many To Count

 TMTH

Too Much To Handle

 TMTOWTDI

There's More Than One Way To Do It

 TMTS

Too Much Too Soon

 TMTT

Too Much To Text

 TMW

Tomorrow

 TMY

Tell Me Why

 TMZ

Celebrity news

 TNA

Total Nonstop Action

 TNB

There's Nothing Better

 TNBM

True Norwegian Black Metal

 TNF

That's Not Funny

 TNG

The Next Generation (Star Trek)

 TNL

To Next Level

 TNLN

Took Nothing Left Nothing

 TNO

Trust No One

 TNOP

Totally Not Our Problem

 TNOT

Take Note Of That

 TNSL

Took Nothing, Signed Logbook (geocaching)

 TNSTAAFL

There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

 TNT

Til Next Time

 TNTM

That's News To Me

 TNX

Thanks

 TO

Time Out

 TO BOOT

As well, also

 TOASTIE

Toasted sandwich

 TOC

Table Of Contents

 TOD

Time Of Death Time Of Day

 TOEFL

Test Of English as a Foreign Language

 TOFT

Take One For the Team

 TOFTT

Take One For The Team

 TOH

The Other Half

 TOKE

Inhale marijuana smoke

 TOL

Thinking Out Loud Thinking Of Laughing

 TOM

Time Of Month

 TOMBOUT

Talking About

 TOMBOY

Girl who behaves like a boy

 TOMO

Tomorrow

 TOMOZ

Tomorrow

 TON

One hundred

 TONG

Asian gangster

 TONK

Strong, muscular

 TOOC

Totally Out Of Control

 TOODLE

Goodbye, toodle-pip

 TOOL

Person of low intelligence, a fool

 TOON

Online character in RPG

 TOOTLES

See you later, goodbye

 TOOTSIES

Toes, feet

 TOPPER

Person who always has a better story

 TOPS

Wonderful, fantastic

 TOS

Of Service

 TOT

Small child

 TOTB

Think Outside the Box

 TOTE

Carry

 TOTES

Totally

 TOTES PRESH

Totally Precious

 TOTEZ

Totally

 TOTGA

The One That Got Away

 TOTM

Time Of The Month

 TOTS

Totally

 TOTT

Think on These Things

 TOTUS

Teleprompter Of The United States

 TOTZ

Totally

 TOUCH

Beat, kill, rob

 TOUCHE

Said when itting opponent has made a good point

 TOW

The Other Wiki (Wikipedia)

 TOWIE

The Only Way Is Essex

 TOY

Thinking Of You

 TP

Toilet Paper Town Portal (diablo 2)

 TPAM

The Person Above Me

 TPB

The Pirate Bay

 TPE

Total Power Exchange

 TPK

Total Party Kill

 TPS

Totally pointless stuff

 TPT

Trailer Park Trash

 TPTB

The Powers That Be

 TQ

Thank You

 TQM

Te Quiero Mucho (I Like You A Lot)

 TR

Triple Rainbow

 TR00

True, loyal

 TRA

Bye

 TRAW

Thick, Rich And White

 TRDMC

Tears Running Down My Cheeks

 TRDMF

Tears Running Down My Face

 TREE

Marijuana

 TRG

Tiny Rascal Gang

 TRICKIN

Spending money on a girl

 TRIFE

Trifling, unimportant

 TRILL

True and Real

 TRIP

Experience when using a hallucinogenic drug

 TRIPPING

Under the influence of drugs

 TRM

That Reminds Me

 TROL

Police patrol

 TROLL

A deliberately provocative message board

 TROLLING

The act of being a TROLL

 TROLOL

LOLING at somebody who is TROLLING

 TROTW

The Rest Of The World

 TROUT

Older man looking for a younger woman

 TRU

True

 TRU DAT

That is True, I agree

 TRUFAX

True Fact

 TRYNA

Trying To

 TSA

Transportation Security istration

 TSB

True Story Bro

 TSF

That's So Funny

 TSIA

Title Says It All

 TSK

Sound of annoyance

 TSM

Thanks So Much

 TSP

Teaspoon

 TSTB

The Sooner The Better

 TSTL

Too Stupid To Live

 TSUP

same as SUP

 TT

Telegrahic Transfer Till tomorrow

 TT4N

Ta Ta For Now

 TTBOMK

To The Best Of My Knowledge

 TTC

Trying To Conceive

 TTD

Textually Transmitted Disease

 TTEOT

Till The End of Time

 TTFAF

Through The Fire And Flames (song)

 TTFL

Ta Ta For Later

 TTFN

Ta-Ta For Now

 TTFW

Too Tacky For Words

 TTG

Time To Go

 TTGG

Time To Go Girl

 TTH

Trying Too Hard

 TTIUWP

This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures

 TTIWWP

This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures

 TTJASI

Take This Job And Shove It

 TTL

Thank The Lord Time To Live (network cache)

 TTLY

Totally

 TTM

Talk To Me

 TTML

Talk To Me Later

 TTO

Time To Own

 TTOTM

That Time Of The Month

 TTP

To The Point

 TTR

Time To Relax

 TTT

Third Tier Toilet (bad school)

 TTTE

Thomas The Tank Engine

 TTTH

Talk To The Hand

 TTTT

These Things Take Time

 TTTTY

Time To Talk To You

 TTUL

Talk To You Later

 TTUS

Talk To You Soon.

 TTUT

Talk To You Tomorrow

 TTUTT

To Tell You the Truth

 TTY

Talk To You

 TTYF

Talk To You Forever

 TTYIAB

Talk To You In A Bit

 TTYITM

Talk To You In The Morning

 TTYL

Talk To You Later

 TTYM

Talk to You Ma

 TTYN

Talk To You Never

 TTYRS

Talk To You Real Soon

 TTYS

Talk To You Soon

 TTYT

Talk To You Tomorrow

 TTYTT

To Tell You The Truth

 TTYVS

Talk To You Very Soon

 TT_TT

Crying

 TUDE

Bad attitude

 TUFF

Rugged

 TUL

Tell You Later Text You Later

 TUNE

Flirt

 TURF

Area, part of the neighborhood

 TUVM

Thank You Very Much

 TUX

The penguin Linux mascot Tuxedo

 TVD

The Vampire Diaries

 TVM

Thanks Very Much

 TWAIN

Technology Without An Interesting Name

 TWD

Texting While Driving

 TWEAKED

High on drugs

 TWEAKING

same as SPUN

 TWEEKER

A methamphetamine

 TWEET

A post on Twitter

 TWEETER

Person who posts on Twitter

 TWF

That Was Funny

 TWFAF

That's What Friends Are For

 TWHS

That's What He Said

 TWIMC

To Whom It May Concern

 TWISTED

High and drunk

 TWIT

Foolish person That's What I Thought

 TWITA

That's What I'm Talking About

 TWITCON

Profile picture on Twitter

 TWITTER

A social networking site

 TWITTER JAIL

Having reached your tweeting limit

 TWLOHA

To Write Love On Her Arms

 TWOC

Taken Without Owner's Consent

 TWONK

Idiot, fool

 TWOP

Television Without Pity

 TWOT

Total Waste Of Time

 TWS

Typical Woman Syndrome

 TWSS

That's What She Said

 TWT

Time Will Tell

 TWTMC

To Whom This May Concern

 TWU

That's What's Up

 TWYL

Talk With You Later

 TX

Thanks

 TXT

SMS message

 TY

Thank You

 TYB

Try Your Best

 TYBG

Thank You Based God

 TYFAYS

Thank You For All Your

 TYFE

Thank You For Everything

 TYFYT

Thank You For Your Time

 TYG

There You Go

 TYJ

Thank You Jesus

 TYL

Text You Later

 TYLJ

Thank You Lord Jesus

 TYM

Thank You Much

 TYMBI

Thought You Might Be Interested

 TYPO

Typing mistake

 TYS

Thank You Sir

 TYSM

Thank You So Much

 TYSVM

Thank You So Very Much

 TYT

Take Your Time

 TYVM

Thank You Very Much

 T^T

Crying

 T_T

Crying

 U

You

 U.U

Expressing sympathy

 U2

You Too

 U2B

YouTube

 U2U

Up To You

 UA4I

You Asked For It

 UAE

United Arab Emirates

 UAK

You Already Know

 UARK

You Already Know

 UAV

Urban Assault Vehicle

 UB2

You Be Too

 UB3R

Uber, very

 UBD

Brain Damage

 UBER

Ultimate, best (German for above)

 UBRS

Upper Black Rock Spire (WOW)

 UC&P

Up Close and Personal

 UCAP

Up Close and Personal

 UCLA

University of California at Los Angeles

 UDI

Unidentified Drinking Injury

 UDK

You Don't Know

 UEFA

Union of European Football Associations

 UES

Upper East Side (of Manhattan)

 UFC

Ultimate Fighting Championship

 UFG

Up For Grabs

 UFO

Unidentified Flying Object

 UG

Ugly

 UG2BK

You've Got To Be Kidding

 UGC

Generated Content

 UGG

Ugly

 UGGO

Ugly person

 UGGS

Brand of boots

 UGH

Expression of disappointment or disgust

 UH

Expression of hesitation

 UHF

Ultra High Frequency

 UHM

same as UH or UM

 UHQ

Ultra High Quality

 UHT

Ultra High Temperature

 UHU

Misspelling of HUH

 UI

Interface

 UIN

Unique Identification Number

 UK

Are You OK? United Kingdom

 UKWIM

You Know What I Mean

 UKWUR

You Know Who You Are

 UL



 ULT

Last month (from Latin ultimo)

 UM

Expression of hesitation

 UMAD

Are You Mad?

 UMBJ

You Must Be Joking

 UMML

You Make Me Laugh

 UMTWTM

You Mean The World To Me

 UN

United Nations

 UNCE

Sound of club music

 UNDIES

Underwear

 UNESCO

United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization

 UNI

University

 UNICEF

United Nations Children's Fund

 UNIX

Computer operating system

 UNK

Crackhead

 UNO

You know

 UNTZ

Sound of a pulsing beat

 UO

Ultima Online (game)

 UPS

United Parcel Service Uninterruptible Power Supply

 UPT

Uptown

 UR

Your You Are

 URA

You Are A ...

 URAQT

You Are A Cutie

 URGH

Expression of annoyance, displeasure

 URI

Uniform Resource Indicator, URL

 URL

Uniform Resource Locator, internet address

 URM

You Are Mad

 URP

Vomit, throw up

 URW

You Are Welcome

 URYYFM

You Are Too Wise (two y's) For Me

 US

United States

 USA

United States of America

 USAF

United States Air Force

 USB

Universal Serial Bus

 USBM

United States Black Metal

 USC

University of Southern California

 USCG

United States Coast Guard

 USD

United States Dollar



Someone who uses other people to gain an advantage

 USMC

United States Marine Corps

 USOA

same as USA

 USP

Unique Selling Point

 USPS

United States Postal Service

 USS

United States Ship

 USSR

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

 USW

Und So Weiter (German for etc)

 UT

Unreal Tournament

 UTC

Coordinated Universal Time Under The Counter

 UTD

Up To Date

 UTE

Utility vehicle, pickup truck

 UTF

Unicode Transformation Format

 UTFL

Use The Force, Luke

 UTH

Up The Hoods

 UTI

Urinary Tract Infection

 UTO

Unable To Obtain

 UTP

Up-Town Projects

 UTR

Under The Radar

 UTS

Under The Skin

 UTT

Under The Table

 UV

Unpleasant Visual

 UW

You're Welcome

 UWS

Upper West Side (of Manhattan)

 UY

Up Yours

 V

Very

 V-SAFE

Had a vasectomy

 V.V

Sad

 V/R

Very Respectfully

 V4V

Vote For Vote

 V8

Engine type Vegetable drink

 VA

Various Artists

 VAC

Valve Anti-Cheat

 VACA

Vacation, holiday

 VAIR

Very

 VANILLA

Unexciting, conventional

 VAT

Value Added Tax

 VATO

Dude (Mexican)

 VBG

Very Big Grin

 VBL

Visible Bra Line

 VBR

Variable Bit Rate

 VBS

Very Big Smile

 VC

Voice Chat

 VCARD

Virtual (online) business card

 VCD

Video Compact Disc

 VCR

Video Cassette Recorder

 VDU

Visual Display Unit

 VEEP

VP, Vice President

 VEETA

Money

 VEG

Sit around and do nothing

 VENT

Ventrilo (internet chat program)

 VERLAN

French reverse slang (from l'anvers)

 VERS

Versatile

 VET

Veteran

 VEXED

Angry, annoyed

 VF

VampireFreaks

 VFM

Value For Money

 VFX

Visual Effects

 VG

Video Game Very Good

 VGA

Video Graphics Array/Adaptor

 VGC

Very Good Condition

 VGG

Very Good Game

 VGL

Very Good Looking

 VH1

Video Hits One (TV channel)

 VHF

Very High Frequency

 VHS

Video Home System

 VIBE

Atmosphere, ambience

 VIBIN

Hanging, chilling

 VID

Video

 VIG

Interest paid on a loan

 VIN

Vehicle Identification Number

 VIP

Very Important Person

 VIXEN

Attractive woman

 VIZ

Adult comic Namely (videlicet in Latin)

 VJ

Video Jockey (like DJ with lights and video)

 VLOG

Video Log

 VLOGGER

Video blogger

 VLSI

Very Large-Scale Integration

 VM

Voice Mail

 VMI

Virginia Military Institute

 VN

Very Nice

 VNC

Virtual Network Computing

 VNDS

Very Near Dead Stock

 VNH

Very Nice Hand (in online card games, especialy poker)

 VNS

Very Nice Shot

 VNSFW

Very NSFW

 VOA

Voice Of America

 VOD

Video-On-Demand

 VOIP

Voice Over IP - internet telephony

 VOM

Vomit

 VP

Vice President

 VPL

Visible Panty Line

 VPN

Virtual Private Network

 VR

Virtual Reality

 VS

Versus, against

 VT

Video Tape

 VTL

Visible Thong Line

 VTPR

View To Permanent Relationship

 VTR

Video Tape Recorder

 VV

Very Very

 VVN

Very Very Nice

 VVV

Refering to comment below

 VW

Volkswagen

 VWP

Very Well Played Very Well Put

 W

George W. Bush

 W'EVER

Whatever

 W/

With

 W/E

Whatever

 W/O

Without

 W00T

Hurrah

 W2F

Way Too Funny

 W2G

Way To Go

 W3C

World Wide Web Consortium

 W4M

Woman looking for a man

 W8

Wait

 W8AM

Wait A Minute

 WA

Wife Agro

 WA GWAN

What's Going On

 WAA

Crying

 WAAB

Weak As A Bitch

 WAAM

What's going on, what's up

 WAAN

Want

 WACK

Low quailty, lame

 WADR

With All Due Respect

 WAEFRD

When All Else Fails, Read Directions

 WAFFLE

Pointless talk

 WAG1

What's Going On?

 WAGS

Wives And Girlfriends

 WAGWAN

What's Going On?

 WAGWARN

What's Going On?

 WAGWUN

What's Going On?

 WAH

Working At Home

 WAHM

Work At Home Mom

 WAJ

What A Joke

 WAK

Weird, awful

 WAL

What A Loser

 WALAHI

I swear to God

 WALE

Rapper

 WALLA

Voila (French for 'here it is')

 WALLAH

I swear to God in Arabic

 WALLHAX

Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)

 WALLY

Stupid person

 WAM

Wait A Minute What A Mess

 WAMH

With All My Heart

 WAMHAS

With All My Heart And Soul

 WAML

With All My Love

 WAN

What A Newb

 WANNA

Want to

 WANNABE

Someone who wants to be what they are not

 WAO

Wow

 WAP

Wireless Access Point

 WAPCE

Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil

 WAREZ

Cracked/pirate software

 WAS

Wait And See

 WASH

Waste of time

 WASP

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

 WASTE MAN

Someone who is a waste of time and space

 WASTED

Drunk, stoned

 WASTEMAN

Worthless person, waste of space

 WAT

What

 WATP

We Are The People

 WAU

What About You?

 WAUD

What Are You Doing?

 WAVEY

Drunk, high

 WAVY

Well dressed Very nice

 WAW

What A Wanker What A Waste

 WAWA

Convenience store

 WAX

Without Any Experience

 WAY

Where Are You?

 WAYD

What Are You Doing

 WAYDRN

What Are You Doing Right Now?

 WAYLT

What Are You Listening To?

 WAYOA

What Are You On About?

 WAYTA

What Are You Talking About

 WAZ UP

What's Up?

 WB

Welcome Back Write Back

 WBM

Wanna-Be

 WBN

Would Be Nice

 WBR

With Best Regards

 WBS

Write Back Soon

 WBT

Will Be There

 WBU

What About You?

 WBW

White Boy Wasted

 WBY

What (A)bout You?

 WC

Welcome Water Closet, toilet

 WCB

Will Call Back

 WCD

What Chu Doing?

 WCG

World Cyber Games

 WCIS

What Can I Say

 WCS

Worst Case Scenario

 WCW

World Championship Wrestling

 WCYD

What Can You Do?

 WD

Well Done

 WD40

Multi-purpose lubricant

 WDC

What's Da Craic?

 WDE

Worst Day Ever

 WDIC

What Do I Care?

 WDITOT

Why Didn't I Think Of That

 WDMB

Will Do My Best

 WDOML

Worst Day Of My Life

 WDTM

What Does That Mean?

 WDUD

What Do You Do?

 WDUM

What Do You Mean?

 WDUT

What Do You Think?

 WDY

Why Don't You?

 WDYE

What Did You Expect?

 WDYG

Where Did You Go?

 WDYM

What Do You Mean?

 WDYMBT

What Do You Mean By That?

 WDYS

What Did You Say?

 WDYT

What Do You Think?

 WDYW

What Do You Want?

 WDYWFM

What Do You Want From Me?

 WDYWT

What Did You Wear Today?

 WDYWTTA

What Do You Want To Talk About?

 WE

Whatever

 WEB

World wide web, internet

 WEBA

Welcome Back

 WEBINAR

Web based seminar

 WEE

Small

 WEED

Marijuana

 WEEE

Exclamation of excitement

 WEF

With Effect From

 WEG

Wicked Evil Grin Wide Evil Grin

 WEHT

What Ever Happened To?

 WEIN

What Else Is New?

 WEL

Whatever, Loser

 WELC

You're Welcome

 WELL

Very, so

 WELP

Well

 WEML

Whatever Major Loser

 WENG

Good looking

 WEP

Wireless Encryption Protocol

 WEPA

All right, cool, yeah!

 WERD

Expression of agreement

 WERK

Expression of approval, praise

 WET BACK

Illegal immigrant

 WEVA

Whatever

 WEWT

Alternative spelling of WOOT

 WEY

Dude, buddy

 WFH

Working From Home

 WFM

Works For Me

 WFYB

Whatever Floats Your Boat

 WGAT

Misspelling of 'what'

 WGC

Wild Goose Chase

 WGO

What's Going On?

 WH

Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)

 WH40K

Warhammer Forty-Thousand (game)

 WHA

What

 WHACK

Bad

 WHALE

Punch, beat

 WHATCHA

What are/do you ...

 WHEEL

Chat up, pick up (a girl)

 WHEELING

Picking up women

 WHEW

Expression of relief or amazement

 WHIP

Expensive car

 WHIPPED

Controlled by girlfriend/wife

 WHISKEY TANGO

WT, White Trash

 WHITEWASH

Act like a white person

 WHIZ

Talented person

 WHO

World Health Organization

 WHOA

Expression of surprise Slow down

 WHS

What He Said

 WHT

What

 WHUT

What

 WHYB

Where Have You Been?

 WHYD

What Have You Done?

 WIA

Wounded In Action

 WIBNI

Wouldn't It Be Nice If

 WIC

Women, Infants and Children World in Conflict (game)

 WICKED

Very, extremely Cool, great

 WID

With

 WIDOW

same as WW

 WIF

With

 WIFEY

Serious girlfriend, wife material

 WIFF

With

 WIFI

Wireless Fidelity, wireless internet

 WIGGER

White person pretending to be black

 WIGO

What Is Going On?

 WII

Nintendo Game Console

 WIIFM

What's In It For Me

 WIKI

Collaborative web site

 WIKTT

When I Kissed the Teacher

 WILCO

Will Comply

 WIMP

Weak, cowardly person

 WING MAN

Person who looks out for you

 WINRAR

Winner

 WIP

Work In Progress

 WIR

When It's Ready

 WIRED

High on stimulants Online

 WIT

With

 WITH

Where In The Hell

 WITW

What In The World

 WIUWY

What Is Up With You?

 WIV

With

 WIWWU

Wish I Was With You

 WIWWY

What Is Wrong With You?

 WIYP

What Is Your Problem?

 WJD

What Jesus Did

 WK

White Knight

 WKD

Wicked

 WKND

Weekend

 WKS

Well Kept Secret

 WLAN

Wireless LAN

 WLD

Would

 WLM

Windows Live Messenger

 WLTM

Would Like To Meet

 WLYB

Who Loves You Baby

 WLYK

Will Let You Know

 WM

Woman Marine

 WMA

Windows Media Audio

 WMD

Weapons of Mass Destruction

 WMF

Wagging My Finger

 WMG

Warner Music Group

 WMJ

Wat maak jy? (Afrikaans - what are you doing?)

 WML

Wish Me Luck

 WMMOWS

Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!

 WMP

Windows Media Player With Much Pleasure

 WMV

Windows Media Video

 WN

Why Not? What's New?

 WNDITWB

We Never Did It This Way Before

 WNL

Within Normal Limits

 WNOHGB

Where No One Has Gone Before

 WNTT

We Need To Talk

 WNWY

What's New With You?

 WOAH

misspelling of WHOA

 WOAT

Worst Of All Time

 WOB

Waste Of Bandwith

 WOC

Women of Color

 WOE

What On Earth

 WOF

While On Fire

 WOG

Offensive term for a black person A foreigner

 WOLS

Slow

 WOM

Women Over Mates

 WOMBAT

Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time

 WOMP

Low bass sound

 WONGA

Money

 WONK

Expert

 WONKY

Weird, not right

 WOO HOO

Expression of excitement

 WOOK

Dirty hippy

 WOOP

WOOT

 WOOSE

same as WUSS

 WOOT

Hurrah (Wow, Loot!) Want One Of Those

 WOP

Offensive term for an Italian

 WOR

Our

 WORD

Ok, I agree, hey

 WORD UP

OK, I agree

 WORDS

Response to something you don't care about

 WORM

Malicious computer program

 WOS

Waste Of Space Wife Over Shoulder

 WOT

What

 WOTAM

Waste of Time and Money

 WOTCHER

What are you up to? WU?

 WOTLK

Wrath Of The Lich King (WOW)

 WOTS

Word On The Street

 WOW

World Of Warcraft

 WOWZER

Exaggerated Wow

 WOZ

Was

 WP

Wrong Person Well Played

 WPA

Wi-Fi Protected Access

 WPM

Words Per Minute

 WPW

Misspelling of 'wow'

 WPWW

White Pride World Wide

 WR

Warm Regards

 WRT

With Regard To

 WRU

Where Are You?

 WRUD

What Are You Doing?

 WRUTA

What Are You Talking About?

 WRYD

What Are You Doing?

 WRYTA

What Are You Talking About?

 WSA

Wow, Strong Arms

 WSIC

Why Should I Care?

 WSM

Woman Seeking Man

 WSP

What's up?

 WSS

Why So Serious?

 WST

We're Still Friends

 WSUL

Will See You Later

 WSWTA

What Shall We Talk About?

 WT

What

 WT?

What The ...? or Who the ...?

 WTA

Winner Takes All

 WTB

Want To Buy

 WTBS

With That Being Said

 WTD

What The Deuce?

 WTDT

What To Do Today

 WTDTA

Where They Do That At?

 WTFT

What The French Toast (polite WTF)

 WTG

Way To Go

 WTGP

Way To Go, Partner

 WTGP?

Want To Go Private?

 WTH

What/Where/Who The Hell

 WTHC

Who The Hell Cares?

 WTHIGO

What The Hell Is Going On?

 WTHIT

What The Hell Is That?

 WTHIWWY

What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

 WTHN

Why The Heck Not?

 WTHRU

Who The Hell Are You?

 WTII

What time Is It?

 WTK

Want To Know

 WTL

Will Talk Later

 WTLW

Welcome To Last Week

 WTM

What's The Matter?

 WTMI

Way Too Much Information

 WTMW

Welcome To My World

 WTO

World Trade Organization

 WTP

What's The Point?

 WTT

Want To Trade

 WTTC

Welcome To The club

 WTTIR

When The Time Is Right

 WTTJ

Welcome To The Jungle

 WTTM

Without Thinking Too Much

 WTV

Whatever

 WTW

Walk Through Walls (gaming) Walk this Way

 WTY

Why, Thank You

 WTYO

Whatever Turns You On

 WU

What's Up

 WUA

What You At?

 WUB

Love

 WUBU

What You Been Up to?

 WUBU2

What Have You Been Up To?

 WUD

What You Doing?

 WUF

Where are you from?

 WUG

What You Got? Where You Going?

 WUGOWM

Will You Go Out With Me?

 WUH

What?

 WUL

Watched List

 WULA

What're you Looking At?

 WUM

Woman Wind-Up Merchant

 WUN

Bye

 WUP

What

 WUS

Wimp

 WUSS

Wimp, coward

 WUT

What

 WUU2

What are You Up To?

 WUUP2

What are You Up To?

 WUUT

same as WUU2

 WUV

Love

 WUW

What You Want?

 WUWCB

What do You Want to Chat about?

 WUWH

Wish You Were Here

 WUWT

What's Up With That

 WUWTA

What You Wanna Talk About?

 WUWTB

What You Wanna Talk 'Bout?

 WUWU

What's Up With You?

 WUZ

Was

 WW

White Widow (strong marijuana) White Woman

 WW1

World War One

 WW2

World War Two

 WWA

Wiggers with attitude

 WWBD

What Would Batman Do?

 WWCND

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

 WWE

World Wrestling Entertainment

 WWF

World Wildlife Fund World Wrestling Federation (now WWE)

 WWIT

What Was I Thinking?

 WWJBD

What Would Jason Bourne Do?

 WWJD

What Would Jesus Do?

 WWOTW

Wicked Witch Of The West

 WWU

Where Were You?

 WWW

World Wide Web

 WWWY

What's Wrong With You?

 WWY

Where Were You?

 WWYD

What Would You Do?

 WWYDT

Why Would You Do That?

 WY

Why Would You

 WYATB

Wish You All The Best

 WYB

Watch Your Back

 WYBD

What've You Been Doing?

 WYBMV

Will You Be My Valentine?

 WYCM

Will You Call Me?

 WYD

What You Doing?

 WYDN

What You Doing Now?

 WYF

What's Your Favorite ...?

 WYGOWM

Will You Go Out With Me?

 WYK

Would You Kindly

 WYL

Whatever You Like

 WYLABOCTGWTR

Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?

 WYLASOMWTC

Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?

 WYLION

Whether You Like It Or Not

 WYLSCWTW

Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?

 WYLT

What You Listening To?

 WYM

Watch Your Mouth What You Mean?

 WYMM

Will You Marry Me?

 WYN

What's Your Name?

 WYP

What's Your Problem? What's Your Point?

 WYR

Would You Rather

 WYS

What You Said

 WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get

 WYTA

What You Talking About?

 WYUT

What You Up To

 WYWH

Wish You Were Here

 WYWTA

What You Wanna Talk About

 W^

What's up

 X

Kiss

 X)

Happy, mischevious

 X.X

Exasperated, irritated, annoyed

 X3

Cute face

 XAXA

Ha Ha

 XB

XBox

 XBF

Ex-Boyfriend

 XBL

XBox Live

 XC

Cross Counrty

 XD

LOL

 XHTML

Extensible Hyper-Text Markup Language

 XKCD

Web comic

 XL

Extra Large

 XLNT

Excellent

 XLR8

Accelerate

 XLS

MS Excel file extension

 XM

Extreme

 XML

eXtensible Markup Language

 XO

Hugs & Kisses

 XOX

Hugs & Kisses

 XOXO

Hugs & Kisses

 XP

Windows operating system

 XS

Excess Extra Small

 XT

Cross Training

 XTC

Ecstasy

 XVID

Video format

 XX

Kisses

 XXX

Kisses

 XYZ

Examine Your Zipper

 X]

Happy

 X_X

Dead

 Y

Why?

 Y/N

Yes/No

 Y/Y

Yes/Yes

 Y2K

Year 2000

 YA

You Yes Young Adult

 YAAR

Dude, mate (Hindi)

 YACC

Yet Another Compiler-Compiler

 YADA

And so on, blah

 YAGB

You Ain't Grizz Baby (COD)

 YAHOO

Yob, lout

 YAHWEH

The name of God in hebrew

 YAK

You Already Know

 YAL

Girl (Hispanic)

 YALDI

Expression of excitement

 YALL

You All

 YALLA

Hurry Up (Arabic)

 YALLAH

Let's Go (Arabic)

 YAMP

Young tramp

 YANK

American

 YANKEE

American

 YANNO

You Know

 YANO

You Know

 YAP

Steal, rob Young Asian Professional

 YAR

Yes

 YARD

Home

 YARDIE

Jamaican (gang member)

 YARLY

Yeah Really

 YAS

Emphatic Yes You are Sexy

 YASNY

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

 YAT

Gril, woman Where You At?

 YATB

You Are The Best

 YATK

You Are Too Kind

 YATLOML

You Are The Love Of My Life

 YAVW

You Are Very Welcome

 YAW

You Are Welcome

 YAWA

Person who always uses the 'Away' status in IM systems

 YAWN

Boring

 YAY

Cocaine Exclamation of approval

 YAYO

Cocaine

 YBS

You'll Be Sorry

 YBTJ

You Be The Judge

 YBW

You've Been Warned

 YBWM

You Belong With Me

 YC

You're Cool/Cute/Crazy

 YCMIU

You Couldn't Make It Up

 YCMU

You Crack Me Up

 YDEK

You Don't Even Know

 YDG

You Dig?

 YDI

You Deserve It

 YDK

You Don't Know

 YDL

Yellow Dog Linux

 YDMS

You Don't Make Sense

 YDMT

You Don't Mean That

 YDS

You Don't Say

 YDU

You Don't Understand

 YDWK

same as YDWTK

 YDWTK

You Don't Want to Know

 YE

Yes, yeah You

 YEA

Yeah, yes

 YEAP

Yes

 YEH

Yes

 YELLO

Hello

 YELLOW BONE

Light-skinned black woman

 YEP

Yes

 YER

Your Yes

 YERP

Yes, what's up, ok

 YESH

Yes

 YEW

You

 YEY

same as YAY

 YEYO

Cocaine

 YEZZER

Yes Sir

 YF

Your Friend

 YFW

Your Face When ...

 YG

Young Gangster

 YGG

You Go Girl

 YGI

You Got It

 YGLT

You're Gonna Love This

 YGM

You Get Me? You've Got Mail

 YGP

You Got PWNED!

 YGPM

You've Got Private Message

 YGTBK

You've Got To Be Kidding

 YGTBKM

You've Got To Be Kidding Me

 YGTR

You Got That Right

 YH

Yeah

 YHA

Youth Hostel Association

 YHBT

You Have Been Trolled

 YHBW

You Have Been Warned

 YHGASP

You Have Got A Serious Problem

 YHL

You Have Lost

 YHM

You Have Mail

 YHNI

You Have No Idea

 YHU

You

 YID

Yes I Do

 YIK

Yes, I Know

 YIKES

Expression of shock or surprise

 YIM

Yahoo! Instant Messenger

 YINS

You guys, you all

 YITB

Yours In The Bond

 YJLTG

You Just Lost The Game

 YK

You're Kidding

 YKIMS

You Know It Makes Sense

 YKK

Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha (zipper manufacturer)

 YKW

You Know Who

 YKWIM

You Know What I Mean

 YKWIS

You Know What I'm Saying?

 YKYLM

You Know You Love Me

 YL

Young Lady

 YLM

You Love Me?

 YM

Yahoo Messenger Your Mom

 YMBJ

You Must Be Joking

 YMCA

Young Mens Christian Association

 YMCMB

Young Money Cash Money Billionaires

 YMMD

You Made My Day

 YMML

You Make Me Laugh

 YMMS

You Make Me Smile

 YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary

 YMW

You're Most Welcome

 YN

Crossed fingers (MSN)

 YNK

You Never Know

 YNT

Why Not?

 YNWA

You'll Never Walk Alone

 YO

Your Hi Years Old

 YOB

Hooligan, thug

 YODO

You Only Die Once

 YOKED

Well built, muscular, ripped

 YOLA

Cocaine

 YOLO

You Only Live Once

 YOMB

You Owe Me Big

 YOO

You

 YOOH

You

 YOUNS

You guys, you all

 YOUS

You, you guys

 YOUSE

You (plural)

 YOYO

You're On Your Own

 YP

Your Problem Yes, Please

 YPU

Misspelling of 'you'

 YQ

I Like You

 YQW

You're Quite Welcome

 YR

Yea, Right.

 YRG

You Are Good!

 YRMV

Your Results May Vary

 YRO

Your Rights Online

 YRS

Years

 YSI

You Stupid Idiot

 YSK

You Should Know

 YSL

Yves Saint Laurent

 YSMTU

You So Made That Up

 YSS

You Suck Severely

 YT

Are you there?

 YT?

You Think ?

 YTB

You're The Best

 YTD

Year To Date

 YTM

You're The Man

 YTMND

You're The Man Now, Dog (website)

 YTO

You're The One

 YTP

YouTube Poop

 YTTM

You Talk Too Much You Talking To Me?

 YUCK

Expression of disgust

 YUCKY

Disgusting, gross

 YUH

Yes You

 YUM

Said when something tastes good or is attractive

 YUMMY MUMMY

Attractive mother

 YUO

Misspelling of 'you'

 YUP

Yes

 YUPPERZ

Yes

 YUPPIE

Young Urban Professional

 YUS

Yes

 YUSH

Yes

 YUTE

Youth

 YVW

You're Very Welcome

 YW

You're Welcome

 YWCA

Young Women's Christian Association

 YWIMC

Your Wish Is My Command

 YWSYLS

You Win Some, You Lose Some

 YWU?

Yo Waz Up?

 ZA

Pizza

 ZAIN

Beautiful (Arabic)

 ZECH

Energy, life

 ZED

Zombie

 ZERG

Defeat enemy by outnumbering rather than strategy or skill

 ZIG ZAG

Cigarette paper

 ZILCH

Nothing, zero

 ZIMBO

Person from Zimbabwe

 ZING

Owned

 ZIP

Ounce of marijauna

 ZIT

Spot, pimple

 ZOMB

Zombie

 ZOMFG

OMFG (hit Z instead of Shift key)

 ZOMG

Same as OMG

 ZONG

BONG with a Z shaped tube

 ZONKED

Very tired or inebriated

 ZOOT

Spliff, t

 ZOOTED

High on drugs

 ZTA

Zeta Tau Alpha

 ZUP

What's up?

 ZUT

Damn it (French)

 ZZZ

Sleepy, bored or tired

 \M/

Horns, metal salute

 \O

Waving

 \O/

Happy, arms in the air

 \\//

Peace Vulcan salute

 ^.^

Happy

 ^.~

Wink

 ^5

High five

 ^O^

Hurrah

 ^W^

Happy

 ^^

Happy

 ^^^

Reference to line above

 ^_^

Happiness, satisfied

 |O|

same as LOL

 }:-)

Devilish smile