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- Released Date: 2017-06-11
- Author: Gunalan Suppiah
Crossdrains
Gunalan Suppiah
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Yahoo it’s a Sunday guys phew! I feel the holiday feeling guys!
You feel what? holiday my foot! There is no such thing as we ‘feel’ we don’t feel anything oks? There is no such thing as Sunday or any other day! We are doomed and we have no holiday or festival or tea break! The only thing we feel or able to taste is beer or wine okay?
Come on what happened to positive thinking? At least try to feel these humans feel? Well so what it’s as close you can get!
Oh god whatever…
Yeah I know we are stuck here made of cement and bricks we can’t even die oh my god!
It’s bad karma that’s all I must say I must have been a bad person or a bad soul that’s why I am here.
Frankly guys we must have done something good!
Why you say that block C?
We could have been created as sewerage tanks!
Imagine guys you are full of shit for eternity!
Ha ha ha ha.
You are crazy block C but yes you could be right.
The tanks are not going to talk to us ever and no favour from them!
Ha ha ha ha but then tell them shit happens!!
Ha ha ha ha. Their karma is worst then us so be thankful okay?
Ok wise guy block C.
Hey there is something coming and it’s not so nice! drain alert drain alert …
Oh my god! its napkin and its full everybody hold your breath! Its stinking. Oh why these humans do this? Drains is for the water to run smoothly and into a river and into the sea right? Morons are morons they never change!
I hate this life so much!
Every day we get this kind of shit, garbage, plastic hey we are not plastic manufacturers and cans, bottles, paper hey again we are a not a recycling bin. Those small fishes will die and the larvae will multiply and you die of dengue fever!
Drain network who is this moron can someone tell? Which block is this coming from?
It’s that house in block D that woman is plain lazy guys.
Why does she have many children or did her dustbin left her and ran off with another dustbin? Is her toilet clogged?
No its all ok it’s her brains all clogged.
Hahaha that’s a good one. They clog our drain and eventually their brains are clogged karma guys karma coming back to you.
Well I won’t be surprised if that happens. The way she keeps her house is terrible and I think she is the dirtiest woman in this block. She is so sloppy and not to mention the child growing in that condition. There is only three of them husband and her child. The actual problem is the series that she watches all day long not missing one.
Well some people are like that they don’t know where to throw the trash they
think the drain is a big dustbin! You know her husband smokes outside because there is a baby in the house he sits near the entrance and smokes.
Oh! how nice of him and thoughtful.
Well not so darling cause he dumps the cigarette butt sometimes in the pots or into the drain!
You know by time it comes to our block its yellow in colour and some small fishes can get serious problems.
Another moron!
Well they all are!
Hey not all ok?
There are some nice people who put tiny fishes in the drain so that they eat up the larvae and some keep an eye on the drain they clean it so it’s not clogged.
Very few of them…
Hey someone is coming guess who?
Ha ha its Jack! How u been Jack?
Oh I am good.
You guys seen the scarycat?
Don’t worry Jack just a minute.
Cross drains network where is the scarycats?
This is block G he is stuck in the house the owners are in the Sunday market they forgot about him.
Crossdrains is any other scarycats lurking around?
Oh it’s no I guess Jack you safe for now.
Thanks guys.
So what did you have for food for the last few days?
Ah! had cheese all week long some human accidentally threw away in the dustbin big lump of it so we shared among us and three days been raining and very cold so it helped.
This is block B Jerry it was our block Jack and that packet of cheese is no accidental it was expired! Jack. Any way Jack regarding your animosity with the scarycats and it’s been years that this is going on and we actually asked the scarycats and they said they hate you guys and each time they see you their tails shoots up in real agitation but they never explain really why so what’s your story?
Well long time the Chinese had a race with all the animals participating and we had no chance to beat them scarycats. We were friends though at that time and they were the only ones closes that we can beat so my ancestors had a plan since they trusted us. When they came close to the finish line we conned them that the race was over and we finished the race instead and we have the year of the rat but no year of the cat. So you can imagine their anger since then!
Ha ha ha Jack now that explains!
This is block A Jack u are lucky to day.
Oh really? How come?
There is a birthday party in block A. Lots of food Jack!
They are having a birthday party for their daughter sweet sixteen! And very sweet that girl is! Lots of food being brought in Jack but be careful scarycats might be there!
Oh no worries block A. We have been fooling them all the time. Will fool them like usual.
Ha ha ha ha
Wow crossdrains this is block A again. More good news again.
What block A?
There is wine tonight and we might be lucky..
That’s no good news block A that is dangerous news very risky! Should some moron get drunk and decided to puke we all know where he will be heading to right?
This is block A what we should do? They look ok for me been watching them though quite decent family actually.
Ha ha ha block A we know who you have been watching actually ha ha ha ha.
Tell us block A what is she like long hair? Sexy legs?
Well guys will give her 7 out of 10.
Wow lucky you block A good view all the time!
Well block A they are all neat and decent and polite and they will drink and all hell break loose rude aggressive violent abusive oh and it’s a pretty girl you say so the guys are going to impress her obviously. Crossdrains be prepared for anything to happen!
Well the last time this family in block B had a party and they bought this cans of beer and they poured all the cans into a big container made of glass and we waited until they were quite drunk and we asked Jack to jump in and have a swim ha ha ha and make sure someone sees this. They threw it all into the drain. It was a Friday night right?
Yes block C you are right! Yeah what a night it was Friday yes Friday thank god it’s Friday. We have to thank the movie thank god it’s Friday for that beautiful song on a beautiful Friday night and beer flowing thru the drains yeah funny though the sky looked bright that night very bright than usual!
You guys were drunk…..
Yes Jack.
Drunk what a beautiful word…
Yes and Jack thanks again for that swim it was mighty brave of you!
No problems guys no problemo!
Anyway went back that night and slept till afternoon felt a little sick though but was ok.
Thank god you were ok Jack.
Crossdrains network please think of something…
This is block A sorry guys they got three cats in that house so forget about sending Jerry inside there. Anyway we don’t want him sick again.
Guys scarrycats are our friend too right maybe we try to deal with them.
It’s tough with them this time they will be waiting for the food in the house so they won’t be coming to the drains.
This is block A again its five o clock now looks like there is wine coming in yes its confirmed.
It’s mouth watering guys ….
Is it expensive or cheap wine?
Who cares? I mean nobody is going to pay right?
Well I only saw the boxes and it says wines and I could not see more.
Dear block A at least try to listen to what are they saying will you? It’s been long since we got high ?
Dear crossdrains this is block C ok? Try to think of something! Something else than using Jerry again. Well the scarycat are stuck they gonna be there waiting for left overs and where are our doggie friends?
Well most of the dogies are with their masters and the strays are caught and sent to the spa. What they will do is if it’s an old doggie they will put them to sleep.
Oh my god you mean they are killed?
Yes and it’s a lot of money to keep them fed and cleaned.
Then why catch them and kill are they playing god?
Well it’s the complaints from the people and most of them scared if they or their children are bitten. It has happened before and we know Rosie is not like that.
No wonder they been missing some time now and oh Rosie is among them oh no poor old Rosie she is aging and being locked up is going to be tough for her and I am going to miss her!
Yes we all are going to miss her bushy tail and her round brown eyes. She was a nice doggie never bitten anyone and whole life on the run. How come no one adopted her?
Well someone in block F did and for some time she was happy but sadly they moved to a condo so no doggies there. The master who really liked her used to visit for a long time whenever he can and bring her favourite fried chicken. The master died recently I heard and so Rosie picked some other doggie strays. Well the doggie strays never get into the drains and pee only the human morons who pee spit puke in the drain!
The humans have toilet right? And yet why they pee on the drain?
Ah well you know sometimes they call it emergency!
Oh well and we face the bad case of emergency..
Ha ha ha well sadly we are the drains.
Ok ok block D we know that and the blah blah regarding karma and all that crab!
Start thinking wll you!
Ok block C ok sir.
So the Jacks, scarycats, dogies can’t help us which leaves us with the birdies and the squirrels.
No block C they are out after 7 and the only ones who are close to us are the mynas and magpies . The crows and doves are not our buddies. Mynas and magpies are close to the ground in block F there are lots of trees and ants and insects.
Wow ants yes ants I say!
How come block C?
Who is close to them? They don’t sleep guys and they love sweet stuff right?
Yes we think so.
Cross drains cross drains network its urgent get in touch with them.
The party started guys its around 50 people mostly young people classmates and friends. There is a tent outside the house. The food is inside some people with uniform are cooking what I think a lamb being roasted and the booze is inside. I think after the singing of happy birthday they will get to the food and start slowly on the booze. Mostly the young people are not going to drink so the booze is for the elders which are the family and close relatives. Where is Jack and his comrades are you listening Jack of what is happening?
Loud and clear guys thank’s we are already almost there.
So far there is no scarycats and they are placed in the back room so they won’t mess up the party and in block A now It’s clear but be careful Jack.
I will guy’s thanks again.
Guys block A again well the party is full swing now and the old timers are drinking wine and yes they poured it into a glass container just like we anticipated. I made a deal with the black ants manage to convince them the wine and loads of sugar and all the food. They are already there and made a deal if it goes as planned we owe them a favour.
Oh ha ha ha deal? what kind of deal?
Well they don’t like to be called black ants!
What? What then they liked to be called? Lord of the rings? Ha ha ha.
Well they like to be called the good ants! Their argument is among all the ants I mean the red ants and the big ants is that they don’t bite anybody.
Man I don’t believe this but then I guess they are right
So did you agree coz we don’t have any other choice?
Yes man of course I agreed!
Jack is there as they are beginning to dump the leftovers and people are beginning to leave as its getting late. They have refilled the wine for the six time and the old timers looked quite high already. Once in a while we decide they had enough. Ha ha ha . One more time refill and the black ants will move in. Looks like it was decent party no bad stuff or bad behaviour.
Well block A that is what a party is all about right? Enjoy!!!
Well said block C.
Guys they are pouring the entire container into the drain oh yes the black ants have done their jobs well.
Yahoooo wine is on the way pure wine guys and nobody puked or pee on the drain what a party!
Thanks good ants what a great ants they are!
Cheers guys.
We will block A and you did well yeah every blocks are sending you a thank you!
Thanks guys and no problem.
Block A how did they do it?
Well as it was getting late and people were leaving they switched off some of the lights and it was dim so the black ants can’t be seen. First they creeped on the post of the porch and went to the ceiling. It’s safer there then the ground or they might get steeped on and we don’t want them killed. They then went right on top of the ceiling looking down vertically at the wine. They formed a cluster like parachuters a few hundred of them so that they would not be swayed from the target and at the right time when they refilled the container they flew in. Thank fully it was white wine and they could be seen or else those ants will be in the human stomach knowing they are already high and can’t be seen if it was red wine. It was the servant who saw it and said ants ants! so they threw it into the drain so we have to say great ants and god bless the servant. Ha ha ha we fooled the humans again.
You are right block A we did it again. It will take some time before the festival begins and we gonna have a gala time. We need to have more resources
I mean more friends good helpful friends.
Agreed block A.
How are the ants now where are they?
They are all ok guys they manage to climb up to surface in block B.
Wow they are superb man so quick!
Excellently built body guys light and agile.
Thank god they are ok! Anyway how is Jack and his comrades did they get enough food.
Well they are ok they ate well roasted lamb leftovers and cream from the cake and various stuff.
Oh that’s good news block A. Where are they now block A?
Well they told me they now have moved to an abandoned house outside this garden they said its much warmer since the raininy seasons will be coming but no worries they are just a whistle away.
Oh that’s good at least they got a house and a proper thing to call it a home!
Yes good for Jack and his family all the best I wished him. He said thank you very much to all of us. Wow another brilliant night! That was good wine isn’t it?
Yes block C and hope it doesn’t rain and spoil everything.
Nah…. sky looks good full of stars.
This is Monday and it’s raining heavily bad day for everybody and lightning, lucky for us it didn’t happen yesterday night! Anyway morning fellow comrades ….
How was yesterday any hangovers any complaints?
No block C don’t think so and yes it’s the rainy season that’s coming and be ready for flood and the cold weather.
Guys this is block B. Something bad is happening here guys!
What block B?
There is a couple here that moved in a few years ago and they looked like they were made for each other. The lady is a kind person in fact both of them are nice people the trouble is the neighbour is an asshole!
Why you say that? Block B?
The neighbour has two nice kids and a very sick wife in fact she is bed ridden all the time. This husband of her is sexually starved I guess?
Block B hold on a second will ya? Ok block B actually they are all sexually starved all the time nothing new or weird about that!
Ha ha ha very funny guys.
Oh my god I don’t believe this!
What block B?
There is something in the drain oh god it’s a knife and there is blood in it!
What happened block B?
Oh shit oh shit! Well in the morning before it started to rain the good couple had a big argument in front of the house and most people going to work saw that incident and the husband left furiously in his car and left the gate open while the wife ran inside crying. In fact this is the first time they are arguing in front of the house.
What was it all about and you say knife with blood block B? Oh man yes it’s a knife wrapped in a plastic it’s here in block C the water from the rain has brought it here and it’s going to block F soon and into the big brother drain and eventually in to the river. We better act quick tell what happened block B.
Ok guys got the full info. Well apparently the argument was about the neighbour who likes to prolong the conversation with the nice lady and this was not in favour of the lady’s husband. The asshole in fact made some sexual advances to her and obviously was rejected and this made the husband of the lady furious!
Well block B I would have killed that bastard my self!
This is block D the knife is stuck between some rubbish in my block.
Anyway guys the lady is always nice to the assholes’s children giving them food and sharing all kinds of stuff and this is Monday morning so they left for school and it’s raining and cold and his wife is sick and the lady’s gate is open and this moron got horny and decided to try his luck. He put on a cap and did some thinking and yes the excuse he needed to go into the house is returning the plates that the lady gave yesterday evening filled with cakes for the children.
What happened inside block B?
When he went inside she was shocked and asked what is he doing in her house and she was wearing shorts and having her breakfast. When this guy saw her legs apparently all hell broke loose he was overwhelmed and as he put the plates on the table with the rain heavy outside and those legs made him grab her and try to kiss her. The lady told him off politely and since she is in a bad mood that morning she slapped him when he kept on advancing on her. The guy obviously had been fantasising for months now since his wife been bedridden lost his cool and in a fit of anger and frustration took the knife in the table and stabbed her in the stomach just when the chain of lightning was heard and nobody could hear the lady scream and in seconds he realized what have he done but she was dead and he rushed out with the knife in his hand and panicked so he took the black plastic bag that is used for rubbish and put the knife inside and since the drains are rushing with water he decided like any other human throw it into the drain and then went back to his house kissed his wife and washed up and left for work like nothing happened.
Oh my god that is murder guys and block B you say she is a nice lady.
Oh yes guys she is one of those humans who keep her drains clean and her husband always makes sure the drains are not clogged. This is going to be messy guys the police are going to be here and the husband is going to be heart broken.
What is happening now?
The hand phone is ringing nonstop and the house phone is ringing too.
Block B do you know where is she working or what about the other neighbour?
They all left for work and this lady is a kinder garten teacher. I guess that’s why she is fond of kids. Poor lady this life is so unfair to her! Guys what are we going to do now? Block C you are the brains what do you think?
Its tough man and these things never happened before and we will have to wait and see. The husband is sure of trouble and you say he was arguing with her and people saw that and by now and they already would have been a gossiping about them. Oh those women talking about them and they are going to be shocked when they find out she is dead already.
Yes block C you are so right! Oh there is someone in front of the house and its lady coming out of a car oh it’s her colleague from the kinder garten who normally pick her up thank god she is here! It’s because of the rain she was a little late oh man bad day for the lady. If only she was early and it didn’t rain
maybe she will be alive!
Frankly speaking this is waiting to happen on another day.
Yeah block C just waiting to happen. Oh the colleague screamed when she saw her and now she is calling the husband and the police. They could be here anytime.
It’s going to be busy with people in a short while. When Monday came along I knew something is not right and now it has turned out to be a black Monday. Oh they are all here the colleagues and the police and the husband or anybody is not allowed to touch her for forensic reasons and the husband is crying like a baby that guy is in pitiful shape and so is everybody and the house is to be sealed I guess. I know everybody liked her and sad this is the end. The killer is loose and we all know the scum just couldn’t control his lust!
His anger actually block B and it’s not so hard for man at this time to get laid or even social escorts are good looking so what’s his problem man!
Guys this is block E there is someone slithering in my block oh its black young cobra guys he just came down from the road into the drains and heading towards block F shinning black cobra guys. Please warn Jack and scarycats guys luckily Jack is in the other side.
Ok block E he is in my block now he is going towards the big brother drain seen him many times on this big brother drain said hi before and he stops and gives me a stare! But today he said something….he said there will be good news soon and went off the big brother drain.
Good news? We are having bloody Monday here block F.
Well block B he has never said anything before and so maybe there is something out there for us? Maybe the beer company is going to dump their beers here ha ha ha.
Then there is something out there for us knowing the serpent speaks I mean that’s close to a miracle. They are ancient guys and very symbolic to speak to us drains that’s extraordinary!
We will have to wait and see block C since you being the most knowledgeable.
Block B what’s happening it’s been three days and the rain has not stopped and guys where is the murder weapon.
It’s safe it really got stuck between the rubbish in my block. Even though it’s full of rain and water this time the rubbish the humans throw seems a blessing cause if it goes to big brother drain they will never find it unless they know it’s there.
Guys this is block F and my neighboured is of full police personal. The husband is arrested and interrogated and they are demanding the murder weapon from him. Poor guy has to go thru this.
How come you know this block F?
My block has a lot of police force staying and heard them talking and they need the weapon for forensic reasons and you know it will reveal everything about the murder. We need somebody to retrieve it and hand it to the police and how are we going to this? Jack is too small to carry it and so are the scarycats only Rosie is good at this and the strays.
Guys this is block A there has been a fire in the spa and the reason for all the black smoke up in the sky.
Hope Rosie is safe. Oh my god what you know man I don’t believe this!
What block A?
There is Rosie and the strays running into my block.
Talk to her block B you are the closest with her.
Ok here she comes ..Hi Rosie how are you?
Not good guys spa food is tasteless only dog food and the cages has to be shared. Why is the lady’s house is sealed why and what happened?
She has been killed Rosie by her lusty good for nothing neighbour and we need
your help Rosie before the police return back to the station.
Grrrr we are going to bite that scum guys right in between the legs.
Not now Rosie there will be enough time for that and this is what you have to do. Run to block D grab the black plastic bag and bring it to block B will you?
Piece of cake guys anything for the lady besides when I am desperate for food I just have to growl in front of her house and she will share her food with me and I forever be obligated for that. Here I go …
Great Rosie!
This is block D guys Rosie has the plastic in her jaw and she is heading to block B brave doggie!
She is here guys the police is looking at her and she puts down the plastic bag and started to bark. The police is approaching her now and Rosie begins to retreat slowly Oh ok guys the police have it now.
Great block B you and Rosie did well now we will wait and see and every block is saying great work block B!
Thank you comrades and Rosie especially did well!
Now what block C what do you think?
Wait and see what I know is that there is a professor and a lecturer staying in my block and with regards to what they are saying is that the murder weapon will tell what really happened.
Guys it’ been a week and no party bad weather this is boring.
There’s something that happened here last night guys the scum has been arrested!
You sure block B well that’s good news!
Yeah man the forensic report was that the killer is left handed and there’s been some tissues under the lady’s finger obviously she must have scratched him in the struggle. She will rest in peace now that her husband is free.
This is block F guys yes that’s true and it seems the police suspected the scum and he had a record for assault and they didn’t want to panic him and he could run so they were just waiting to find the murder weapon in fact they already knew who is who in block B. Well done the police force! Anyway guys I don’t know how is your blocks but three people have moved out and nobody moving in strange this is a place in demand right?
Yeah this is block C and I have two people moved out strange and nobody is
moving in
This is strange guys every block is having this moving out and nobody moving in.
This is block A I think I know guys I saw some people some time ago near the edge of our block they were wearing yellow helmets wearing ties.
Oh block A they are ors or could be engineers planning to build something.
How you know block E?
My block has this kind of people that carry this kind of helmet yellow in colour and drive big jeeps to work. They are in the construction business. I think they are trying to build something.
Oh guys it’s true they are going to build a condo here guys.
Where block E?
Here guys here right here in the garden people have moved out already.
Block E how come we didn’t know this?
Well they don’t have a hall here so the meeting was held somewhere else and communications later stages was done via using what’s up from their phone so we didn’t have a clue and yes we will be demolished and we are going to be free forever no more drain life our bad karma is over guys rejoice yahoooooooo.
Great news block E the best news we ever want to hear!
Yeah so the cobra was right man and block C you are so right that it’s extraordinary for him to say that to us drains! They will demolish us starting tomorrow and tonight could be the last night together and any ideas block C?
Yes block E so guys starting with block A what is your wish when or if you are reborn again as a human?
Well I have been staring this block for ages now and I am totally in love with that birthday girl so far she is best I have seen and I want to be born a handsome guy tall dark kind enough money not too much though coz seen how money have spoiled some of this people in the block and yes marry a girl like her have a few children and have a dog and name her Rosie..
Oh okay block A if that happens and one day you are having beers in the field and after three or four beers you wanna pee what would you do if there is no toilets around?
Oh block C I really don’t know oh don’t ask that torturing question please….
Would you pee in the drains? Would you pee in the drains? Answer me in all honesty!
Well block C and all my comrades I declare here that I crossdrains block A I will not be liked to be called a moron or a scum by any drain even if I get my pants wet I will not pee or spit in to the drains and I will not drink if there is no proper toilet in that area!
Ha ha ha ok block A we hope all the best for you and guys I don’t know if we will meet again and hours and minutes are ticking away and I am nervous. Forgive me if I made anyone of you uneasy or upset with my choice of words or anything like that.
We all liked you block C in fact you were our decision maker you were our leader!
This is block B yes I agree
This is block D yes well said block A.
This is block E yes I agree too.
This is block F yes I agree too.
Thank you guys thank you very much!
So block B it’s your turn.
Well seeing this murder in my block I think if I am a human again I want to become a police man and catch all the crooks and I like the uniform and especially driving the car with the siren on! I have a gun too. wow!
Ha ha ha block B all the best to you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Oh it’s my turn now okay this is what I wanna be. I block C would like to be a professor just like my people in my block having a beard is cool and to learn as much as possible about this planet and life and to teach others all the good things in life. No will not pee spit or puke in the drains….ha ha ha
Great block C may all your wishes come true!
Thanks guys!
Well block D it’s your turn now.
In my block they are all average people but they are football crazy and they play football in their garden long story actually but I think I would like to be a football star you know famous and millions watching you in t.v wow man!
Dear block D great but what position?
Oh sorry guys goalkeeper of course! Jump fly and catch the ball and one day play in the world cup just like they talk all the time and have all girls crazy about me ha ha ha!
Great good luck block D
Block E what’s your story?
I don’t really fancy anybody’s life in my block but you know I want to own a liquor store the wines really tasted good and make enough money to go to the mountains for holidays
Ok block E great and good luck to you.
Bad news guys heard a loud bang non stop actually I think block A is gone now…..
It’s going to be you soon block B be ready
Ok block F it’s your turn.
This is me block F and sadly block A is not here and I will miss you guys one thing I will is when I am born again as a human I will look into the sky and wonder what kind of life I had previously and I will live a life that’s worthy of maybe I won’t drink if I am going to behave like a moron. I don’t think I will pee in the drain or spit or dirty the drain and be a burden to anyone.
Good luck to you and lucky enough now that block B heard all your wishes before he was demolished just seconds ago!!!
In a few day’s time all the blocks were gone and there were noises from the area due to construction and no more crossdrains talk. It was a condo construction going for weeks and old Jack was afraid to go meet his friends. The scarycats were all safe with their owners and after a few months Jack did not hear anymore noises from the site so he decided to have a peek.
There he was and the place seems abandoned due the construction company going bankrupt to due high cost. It will take a long time before any work will take place and old Jack was on his way back and thinking of all the good times he had with the crossdrains and then he stopped and looked up in the sky wondering where are they all now.
He just smiled and went back to his home. That night he told all the stories about the crossdrains and the scarycats to his sibblings and there were laughter all around. It was a happy night and old Jack did not wake up the next morning. He died in his sleep with all the great memories. Well Rosie was caught again by the spca and before they could jab her she died in the cage with her stray friends.
Hey it’s so dark in here where am I? I don’t feel anything but I know I am here but where am I? oh now I am moving, oops going up where is this place ? it’s like sucking me up… we are all here right behind you..yes all of us! Oh okay any idea where is this place guys? Yes we are moving towards the sky ..oh I see a small bright star! oh yes I do know now why are we going there! We will be judged there and that’s where is that person we call HIM, the great one or some call him GOD..oh ok now I get it oh I see clearly now and we are souls now and I see other souls too wow it will be a great experience. Not really block A but yes I guess ..wow it’s so bright now it’s like big wheel and its spinning I see animals coming in one section and leaving as a human in another section and the guy is so busy like a traffic policeman.. wow it’s closer now and much clearer now and there is so many souls are waiting. Waiting for what you think block A? As you are seeing first.. Guys we are going to be judged and block C the wise one were we bad as drains all we did was steal some booze.. Nah i don’t think he would have noticed block A. oh I see the lady is there and the bad guy and Jack guys everybody is there! We can’t see block A please tell us what is happening? Oh the lady is called upon and the guy as well the lady is forgiving the guy for killing her man I don’t believe this .. but wait its seems like in her previous life she broke the guys heart after promising to marry him but married someone else which resulted in the guy committing suicide. Oh god nothing really happens without a reason.. man! So what’s going to happen? Well HE decided the lady be born as a man and the guy as a women and they will be childhood friends and get married and lived happily ever after…
Wow what a journey these two souls had! Crazy block A that is one crazy journey but in the end they are going to be happy. Yup guys wish if we were drains we will probably drink to that! Yup block A most probably some red wine preferably. Ha ha ha …oops HE might hear guys! I am here too block A ..oh okay block B welcome aboard.. hey its Jack’s turn now this is going to be interesting. You bet block A! Oh okay he is asked why is he always disturbing the humans and get killed and poisoned, trapped etc etc when there is a big jungle for him to live happily? Well Jack says it’s the food that makes them to take the risk especially pizza, cheese, sweets I mean u can’t find that in the jungle right? So what HE says? HE is full of laughter and I think HE didn’t have a laughter like this for a long time…must be a very long time. So what is going
to happen to Jack block A and B? Well HE asked him what he wants and which is rare and Jack wants to be Jack again and of course in a better food chain environment a little safer too. He doesn’t want to become a human coz they are bad very bad souls. So what is the decision? HE smiled and granted him his wish and there goes Jack in to the spin as Jack and comes out as a much younger Jack! Wow good luck Jack! Its Rosie ‘s turn now! Oh Rosie what a nice doggie… Yup block A she recovered the knife and just like any other dogies she seems to be very grateful to the lady and her master. I am here now …oh welcome aboard block C What HE says block A,B,C? HE seems to know what Rosie wants and what should be done! HE is checking some record and tells Rosie her former master which Rosie loved is now reborn as a small girl age 7 and she and her dad is on the highway on a truck looking for animal shelter to adopt a doggie! And suddenly HE calls upon one of his angel and instructs to delay the truck on the highway which is like 15 minutes from the animal shelter and wow! The angel is so beautiful guys and sprang to action so fast and now the truck is stuck in the highway and HE just sent Rosie to the spin and there she goes as a puppy into the highway 5 minutes from the truck. The angel is back with a smile and yes the truck restarted and the little girl saw the puppy by road and yelled dad! Dad! there is a puppy by the road and her dad stopped and picked up the puppy decided to adopt her instead. Wow great for Rosie guys .. Yup block A,B,C lucky you to see the angel! Yup block D,E and F gorgeous silver wings and great face so perfect! Oh I am here just missed the angel man! Welcome aboard block D. How come we are not together? Well we were destroyed one by one some time in between I guess here its longer I think. Yup you may be right block C! Hey we are next guys oh block E and F is here too great guys! Wow we are seeing HIM in seconds….
So all of you are the crossdrains eh? Yes yes sir! So you have been stealing wines and beers from humans and you think I have not noticed? Well I see everything!! Man guys we are in trouble. Yes sir we did and we are so sorry SIR. Anyway crossdrains you seem to have some kind of ambition and its very clean and good intentions. Yes SIR we do. But your karma index here is 0 it’s not positive nor negative….but anyway since you have gone thru some suffering I will give you something which you crossdrains should accept. What I will do is send you back to earth not as you wished but as six brothers and it will be for you to do good and it will be a short life after which you will have a very good karma index and then I will grant you all your wishes and please do the task
given to you whole heartedly. Oh okay SIR thank you SIR. Ah yes one more thing crossdrains since you will be humans again slow on the beers and wines don’t be like humans too much and they lose their head and commit all kinds problem ok? Oh thank you thank you SIR! Off you go now! Guys we in the spin now whoaaa..
It was like usual in this small town sunrise was a sight to behold as this is surrounded by not very big but average green hills in fact people live here to reach at least 80 years very refreshing air. This town had a population of 5 thousand people only and a few banks a few supermarkets and few factories but towards north, south, east and west there were big cities around 20 km away. Here almost everybody knew each other very well and here in this town there is an orphanage that houses 25 kids from various ages and its run by a staff of 10 who gets a minimum wages and the head is elderly lady who been running this orphanage for the last 20 years and she been doing this since she was a widowed at the age of 20. Everybody respects her work and her honesty and her wonderful staff and they have a very average sponsors who trust her and some who have left the orphanage always keep in touch and giving contribution whenever they can and every year they were getting safer in finance matters. That Saturday dinner they had was a bit different after food they would chat and make plans for the week but the staff was a bit confused and strangely their mind was confused and it was like should I tell or shouldn’t I but the lady in charge whom they call madam was always open for discussion and she was in fact a good listener but before the staff concerned could open their mouth the madam said ‘u know I had a dream last night of an angel leaving a parcel in our home and smiled at us and said they would be heroes one time and left’ before she could say anything the room was kiosk all the staff started to talking on the same saying ‘madam this is in our minds the whole night yes madam we dreamt about this too ohh I don’t believe this. The madam was cool and waited for calm and when that appeared everybody was looking at her so what’s this? The madam prayed with everybody else and she said well let’s embrace whatever it is…
The next morning is a Sunday and its filled with normally with all kinds of activities. sports most of the time and that Sunday morning one of the kids who is a huge baseball fan was like always up very much earlier than others got dressed with full baseball gear was getting out to wait for the coach to pick him up was astonished when he saw a huge decorated basket in the front gates of the home. Thinking nothing else he was curious what could be inside and once he looked inside he was shocked and without hesitation shouted madam! madam! as loud as he could and excited he was for he has found what is a something very rare. Everybody came running out not knowing its good nor bad but they left
whatever they are doing and was very shocked and surprised when they saw a sextuplets with reddish cheeks they ever seen and smiling and they had a small alphabet from a, b. c, d, e, f written in their napkins and there were no messages whatsoever. Everybody was excited for it’s the youngest ever to be adopted by the home so they took the basket inside, they are hardly 2 to 3 months old and with some paperwork with the relevant authorities which need to be done they could be theirs which eventually happened since no one claimed. Luckily the home had ex hospital staff and a volunteer that comes every day for a few hours. The madam and the staff were reminded of the dream in their head when they lay the basket on the big table and they created a nice place for them safe and healthy. The staff and madam then discussed about their names and agreed it should be according to the alphabets written in their napkins and so Abraham, Benedict, Charles, David, Elijah and Freddie was created and since they have no idea what is their fathers name, in the certificate it was suggested it should be Lincoln. The home ever since the arrival of the sextuplets it became more bubbly and exciting. Everyday there is something to look forward for! They were well taken care by the home and also by the town folks and eventually they grew in to six young men handsome and had all the qualities of a good Samaritan guided by the home’s madam whom they looked as their mum. When they reached 15 something happened around their home. The land around the home was developed into a hospital not big one but an average size. This hospital was built for the terminally ill patients aids, cancer and other diseases whom had no chance to recover. It was built and funded by hospitals from the big cities from the north, south, west and east. The land beside the home was perfect serene quiet peaceful and whole lot of fresh air. After 2 years it was opened to a very quiet opening patients began to come in little by little and after a month some past away and some more came in. It was run a very tight budget it was never meant to be a profitable organisation. The staff had mostly been paid low wages and this was a problem since nobody works there long and soon the home came to know this. The madam in one of the meeting mentioned this and she was in two minds because she wanted her children to be successful in their lives or at least be doing what they are ionate at. Suddenly the six boys stood up for the job to the madam’s and everybody’s dismay! We want to serve madam is what they said very enthusiastically and since they are adults their decision was respected with a little disappointment. They soon started their work at the age of 17 and with minimum wages. Their work is to feed the ill since most of them can’t eat themselves and soon their presence delighted the patients and they would wait every day to see them chat, laugh and the boys would ask them all kinds of story from them and organise small birthday parties festival celebrations
and soon every patient felt there is some kind of divinity in them. The patients felt peaceful at the last days of their lives and they were very grateful cause sometimes they forget where are they just because of the boys. The hospital soon had slower death rate and the people from the town they respected the boys for their great work they have done. As time flew just like a wink the boys are big guys now aged 25 and the only good time they have for themselves is on Sunday’s nights which is spent on beers. This never got out hand and yes they all had girlfriends from the town but that’s about it never blossomed into a serious relationship or marriage. It’s also a day when they talk about what they miss and what they wish for themselves but never complained about their work.
It was a good Friday when they attended a church in the town during which they were mingling with the town crowd and it was rare maybe 3 times a year that they meet since they are very friendly guys and this guy whose grandmother was in the hospital wanted to give them a lift rather than the home ‘s bus which they agreed. The guy took them in his van and stooped over a 7 eleven and bought them beers just to show some tgrattitude when the guys really took care of his grand mother. They finished their drinks and got on the old van heading towards their home and as they ed by the bridge the old van tyre went bust and the van fell to the river. Some body saw this and in minutes the police and the ambulance came. They were all sent to the hospital and no idea of who survived. The home’s and the town people were all there and when the doctor came out with a sad face everybody knew it’s not very good news. The driver survived but the sextuplets did not. The town and especially the home’s citizen were very sad and simply could accept this incident and the driver said wish he had died instead. In the cemetery as the father said the prayers a little rain came down washing away everybody’s tears and the doctor who did the autopsy on them whispered to his wife you know the cause of their death? What? his wife asked. The doctor paused and said well their hearts stooped all at the same time and not by the physical injury that we saw it’s like someone from upstairs said ok it’s time to go. The wife said oh my god! and looked up at the cloudy and rainy sky.
Oh Abra where are we? I think I know guys it’s time we see HIM again I guess and how come we feel so light then previous trip? Well this time we are good people I guess Abra unlike our last life! And we have been good souls I think
and good souls are light and move smoothly towards HIM bad souls struggle and are heavy. Yes Charles you are right. I saw a lot of people at our funeral and they were sad very sad and madam was so sad and never seen her like that. Ya eli and you know the driver was very regretful and you can’t blame him I mean when it’s time to go its punch out time. Yes dave but then he fulfilled our wish of having a 7eleven beer and sitting by the crossdrains wow that was fun right? yes ben that was fun and did any of you pee or spit into the drain? No sir cause you know they would have called us morons! Ha ha ha no fred no we did not.
Oh we are close now look so many souls this time and hey how come it’s different now? Why abra what you mean? I mean it’s not HIM there! Oh we see it now what’s happening man? Its opposite of HIM and he is calling us to come closer oh man it’s the DEVIL himself I mean this is not hell so what happened? Well well well its Abraham the ex crossdrains block A aha! And you want to know what happened? For your information I am what you call the DEVIL yes yes yes and I am in charge of this place which you call heaven which is going to change in a short while and you are lucky to watch this! There you look sitting with his head down defeated the one you call HIM and the GREATEST is sad and LOST. Things changed crossdrains yes indeed the power of bad karma index is now in total power. Bad karma people I will give them great life in earth good karma people will be given suffering ha ha ha so yours is simply bad timing ha ha ha. Look around you all the bad souls are waiting and the angels are helpless! I am now the GREATEST and I can do ANYTHING there is nothing in the world that I cannot do nothing! Nothing ! Charles charles what are we going to do? you are the only one that spent hours in the library do something Charles! I really don’t have a clue guys but wait….
Ha ha Charles ex block C you said wait? You think there is something that you have that I cannot do in this universe?
What if there is SIR? Oh really Charles? Yes SIR there is but what if YOU can’t do it? Charles look HE stood up and the angels too. Yes guys I can see and so are all the souls. Charles Charles you are pissing me off you know that I have a very
short fuse but since everybody is looking and waiting yes throw me the challenge and if I fail I will leave at once and DEVIL I am but I never break an agreement. Great SIR there is something in this world that with all your power you can’t never do! What is that Charles? What? what?
YOU SIR CAN’T NEVER GET YOURSELF ’LOST’ CAN YOU SIR? Charles he is looking down. He is putting his hands on his head! Oh no no no this can’t be true I am defeated to an ex crossdrain no no nooooooo!!!!
Charles he is running like a mad guy in circles Charles and getting further and further wow Charles look all the angels are standing up and cheering you Charles man where did you get this idea Charles? bravo Charles bravo. I not only spent hours on the library but on some movies in you tube guys ha ha ha. Well never thought of that man look HE is calling us now with a big smile on him.
DEAR CROSSDRAINS AND ESPECIALLY CHARLES YOU HAVE SAVED THIS HEAVENLY PLACE AND WE THANK YOU FOR IT AND YOU WILL HAVE ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE IN PLANET EARTH AND WHEN YOU ARE TIRED OF REBORNING YOU WILL BE GRANTED PEACE FOR ETERNITY AND BEFORE YOU GO JUST GO SLOW ON THE ALCOHOL AND NO PISSING OR SPITING IN TO THE DRAINS.
Thank you SIR.
GOD BLESS.
Good night guys.
Gunalan Suppiah
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06/09/2017
Yahoo it’s a Sunday guys phew! I feel the holiday feeling guys!
You feel what? holiday my foot! There is no such thing as we ‘feel’ we don’t feel anything oks? There is no such thing as Sunday or any other day! We are doomed and we have no holiday or festival or tea break! The only thing we feel or able to taste is beer or wine okay?
Come on what happened to positive thinking? At least try to feel these humans feel? Well so what it’s as close you can get!
Oh god whatever…
Yeah I know we are stuck here made of cement and bricks we can’t even die oh my god!
It’s bad karma that’s all I must say I must have been a bad person or a bad soul that’s why I am here.
Frankly guys we must have done something good!
Why you say that block C?
We could have been created as sewerage tanks!
Imagine guys you are full of shit for eternity!
Ha ha ha ha.
You are crazy block C but yes you could be right.
The tanks are not going to talk to us ever and no favour from them!
Ha ha ha ha but then tell them shit happens!!
Ha ha ha ha. Their karma is worst then us so be thankful okay?
Ok wise guy block C.
Hey there is something coming and it’s not so nice! drain alert drain alert …
Oh my god! its napkin and its full everybody hold your breath! Its stinking. Oh why these humans do this? Drains is for the water to run smoothly and into a river and into the sea right? Morons are morons they never change!
I hate this life so much!
Every day we get this kind of shit, garbage, plastic hey we are not plastic manufacturers and cans, bottles, paper hey again we are a not a recycling bin. Those small fishes will die and the larvae will multiply and you die of dengue fever!
Drain network who is this moron can someone tell? Which block is this coming from?
It’s that house in block D that woman is plain lazy guys.
Why does she have many children or did her dustbin left her and ran off with another dustbin? Is her toilet clogged?
No its all ok it’s her brains all clogged.
Hahaha that’s a good one. They clog our drain and eventually their brains are clogged karma guys karma coming back to you.
Well I won’t be surprised if that happens. The way she keeps her house is terrible and I think she is the dirtiest woman in this block. She is so sloppy and not to mention the child growing in that condition. There is only three of them husband and her child. The actual problem is the series that she watches all day long not missing one.
Well some people are like that they don’t know where to throw the trash they
think the drain is a big dustbin! You know her husband smokes outside because there is a baby in the house he sits near the entrance and smokes.
Oh! how nice of him and thoughtful.
Well not so darling cause he dumps the cigarette butt sometimes in the pots or into the drain!
You know by time it comes to our block its yellow in colour and some small fishes can get serious problems.
Another moron!
Well they all are!
Hey not all ok?
There are some nice people who put tiny fishes in the drain so that they eat up the larvae and some keep an eye on the drain they clean it so it’s not clogged.
Very few of them…
Hey someone is coming guess who?
Ha ha its Jack! How u been Jack?
Oh I am good.
You guys seen the scarycat?
Don’t worry Jack just a minute.
Cross drains network where is the scarycats?
This is block G he is stuck in the house the owners are in the Sunday market they forgot about him.
Crossdrains is any other scarycats lurking around?
Oh it’s no I guess Jack you safe for now.
Thanks guys.
So what did you have for food for the last few days?
Ah! had cheese all week long some human accidentally threw away in the dustbin big lump of it so we shared among us and three days been raining and very cold so it helped.
This is block B Jerry it was our block Jack and that packet of cheese is no accidental it was expired! Jack. Any way Jack regarding your animosity with the scarycats and it’s been years that this is going on and we actually asked the scarycats and they said they hate you guys and each time they see you their tails shoots up in real agitation but they never explain really why so what’s your story?
Well long time the Chinese had a race with all the animals participating and we had no chance to beat them scarycats. We were friends though at that time and they were the only ones closes that we can beat so my ancestors had a plan since they trusted us. When they came close to the finish line we conned them that the race was over and we finished the race instead and we have the year of the rat but no year of the cat. So you can imagine their anger since then!
Ha ha ha Jack now that explains!
This is block A Jack u are lucky to day.
Oh really? How come?
There is a birthday party in block A. Lots of food Jack!
They are having a birthday party for their daughter sweet sixteen! And very sweet that girl is! Lots of food being brought in Jack but be careful scarycats might be there!
Oh no worries block A. We have been fooling them all the time. Will fool them like usual.
Ha ha ha ha
Wow crossdrains this is block A again. More good news again.
What block A?
There is wine tonight and we might be lucky..
That’s no good news block A that is dangerous news very risky! Should some moron get drunk and decided to puke we all know where he will be heading to right?
This is block A what we should do? They look ok for me been watching them though quite decent family actually.
Ha ha ha block A we know who you have been watching actually ha ha ha ha.
Tell us block A what is she like long hair? Sexy legs?
Well guys will give her 7 out of 10.
Wow lucky you block A good view all the time!
Well block A they are all neat and decent and polite and they will drink and all hell break loose rude aggressive violent abusive oh and it’s a pretty girl you say so the guys are going to impress her obviously. Crossdrains be prepared for anything to happen!
Well the last time this family in block B had a party and they bought this cans of beer and they poured all the cans into a big container made of glass and we waited until they were quite drunk and we asked Jack to jump in and have a swim ha ha ha and make sure someone sees this. They threw it all into the drain. It was a Friday night right?
Yes block C you are right! Yeah what a night it was Friday yes Friday thank god it’s Friday. We have to thank the movie thank god it’s Friday for that beautiful song on a beautiful Friday night and beer flowing thru the drains yeah funny though the sky looked bright that night very bright than usual!
You guys were drunk…..
Yes Jack.
Drunk what a beautiful word…
Yes and Jack thanks again for that swim it was mighty brave of you!
No problems guys no problemo!
Anyway went back that night and slept till afternoon felt a little sick though but was ok.
Thank god you were ok Jack.
Crossdrains network please think of something…
This is block A sorry guys they got three cats in that house so forget about sending Jerry inside there. Anyway we don’t want him sick again.
Guys scarrycats are our friend too right maybe we try to deal with them.
It’s tough with them this time they will be waiting for the food in the house so they won’t be coming to the drains.
This is block A again its five o clock now looks like there is wine coming in yes its confirmed.
It’s mouth watering guys ….
Is it expensive or cheap wine?
Who cares? I mean nobody is going to pay right?
Well I only saw the boxes and it says wines and I could not see more.
Dear block A at least try to listen to what are they saying will you? It’s been long since we got high ?
Dear crossdrains this is block C ok? Try to think of something! Something else than using Jerry again. Well the scarycat are stuck they gonna be there waiting for left overs and where are our doggie friends?
Well most of the dogies are with their masters and the strays are caught and sent to the spa. What they will do is if it’s an old doggie they will put them to sleep.
Oh my god you mean they are killed?
Yes and it’s a lot of money to keep them fed and cleaned.
Then why catch them and kill are they playing god?
Well it’s the complaints from the people and most of them scared if they or their children are bitten. It has happened before and we know Rosie is not like that.
No wonder they been missing some time now and oh Rosie is among them oh no poor old Rosie she is aging and being locked up is going to be tough for her and I am going to miss her!
Yes we all are going to miss her bushy tail and her round brown eyes. She was a nice doggie never bitten anyone and whole life on the run. How come no one adopted her?
Well someone in block F did and for some time she was happy but sadly they moved to a condo so no doggies there. The master who really liked her used to visit for a long time whenever he can and bring her favourite fried chicken. The master died recently I heard and so Rosie picked some other doggie strays. Well the doggie strays never get into the drains and pee only the human morons who pee spit puke in the drain!
The humans have toilet right? And yet why they pee on the drain?
Ah well you know sometimes they call it emergency!
Oh well and we face the bad case of emergency..
Ha ha ha well sadly we are the drains.
Ok ok block D we know that and the blah blah regarding karma and all that crab!
Start thinking wll you!
Ok block C ok sir.
So the Jacks, scarycats, dogies can’t help us which leaves us with the birdies and the squirrels.
No block C they are out after 7 and the only ones who are close to us are the mynas and magpies . The crows and doves are not our buddies. Mynas and magpies are close to the ground in block F there are lots of trees and ants and insects.
Wow ants yes ants I say!
How come block C?
Who is close to them? They don’t sleep guys and they love sweet stuff right?
Yes we think so.
Cross drains cross drains network its urgent get in touch with them.
The party started guys its around 50 people mostly young people classmates and friends. There is a tent outside the house. The food is inside some people with uniform are cooking what I think a lamb being roasted and the booze is inside. I think after the singing of happy birthday they will get to the food and start slowly on the booze. Mostly the young people are not going to drink so the booze is for the elders which are the family and close relatives. Where is Jack and his comrades are you listening Jack of what is happening?
Loud and clear guys thank’s we are already almost there.
So far there is no scarycats and they are placed in the back room so they won’t mess up the party and in block A now It’s clear but be careful Jack.
I will guy’s thanks again.
Guys block A again well the party is full swing now and the old timers are drinking wine and yes they poured it into a glass container just like we anticipated. I made a deal with the black ants manage to convince them the wine and loads of sugar and all the food. They are already there and made a deal if it goes as planned we owe them a favour.
Oh ha ha ha deal? what kind of deal?
Well they don’t like to be called black ants!
What? What then they liked to be called? Lord of the rings? Ha ha ha.
Well they like to be called the good ants! Their argument is among all the ants I mean the red ants and the big ants is that they don’t bite anybody.
Man I don’t believe this but then I guess they are right
So did you agree coz we don’t have any other choice?
Yes man of course I agreed!
Jack is there as they are beginning to dump the leftovers and people are beginning to leave as its getting late. They have refilled the wine for the six time and the old timers looked quite high already. Once in a while we decide they had enough. Ha ha ha . One more time refill and the black ants will move in. Looks like it was decent party no bad stuff or bad behaviour.
Well block A that is what a party is all about right? Enjoy!!!
Well said block C.
Guys they are pouring the entire container into the drain oh yes the black ants have done their jobs well.
Yahoooo wine is on the way pure wine guys and nobody puked or pee on the drain what a party!
Thanks good ants what a great ants they are!
Cheers guys.
We will block A and you did well yeah every blocks are sending you a thank you!
Thanks guys and no problem.
Block A how did they do it?
Well as it was getting late and people were leaving they switched off some of the lights and it was dim so the black ants can’t be seen. First they creeped on the post of the porch and went to the ceiling. It’s safer there then the ground or they might get steeped on and we don’t want them killed. They then went right on top of the ceiling looking down vertically at the wine. They formed a cluster like parachuters a few hundred of them so that they would not be swayed from the target and at the right time when they refilled the container they flew in. Thank fully it was white wine and they could be seen or else those ants will be in the human stomach knowing they are already high and can’t be seen if it was red wine. It was the servant who saw it and said ants ants! so they threw it into the drain so we have to say great ants and god bless the servant. Ha ha ha we fooled the humans again.
You are right block A we did it again. It will take some time before the festival begins and we gonna have a gala time. We need to have more resources
I mean more friends good helpful friends.
Agreed block A.
How are the ants now where are they?
They are all ok guys they manage to climb up to surface in block B.
Wow they are superb man so quick!
Excellently built body guys light and agile.
Thank god they are ok! Anyway how is Jack and his comrades did they get enough food.
Well they are ok they ate well roasted lamb leftovers and cream from the cake and various stuff.
Oh that’s good news block A. Where are they now block A?
Well they told me they now have moved to an abandoned house outside this garden they said its much warmer since the raininy seasons will be coming but no worries they are just a whistle away.
Oh that’s good at least they got a house and a proper thing to call it a home!
Yes good for Jack and his family all the best I wished him. He said thank you very much to all of us. Wow another brilliant night! That was good wine isn’t it?
Yes block C and hope it doesn’t rain and spoil everything.
Nah…. sky looks good full of stars.
This is Monday and it’s raining heavily bad day for everybody and lightning, lucky for us it didn’t happen yesterday night! Anyway morning fellow comrades ….
How was yesterday any hangovers any complaints?
No block C don’t think so and yes it’s the rainy season that’s coming and be ready for flood and the cold weather.
Guys this is block B. Something bad is happening here guys!
What block B?
There is a couple here that moved in a few years ago and they looked like they were made for each other. The lady is a kind person in fact both of them are nice people the trouble is the neighbour is an asshole!
Why you say that? Block B?
The neighbour has two nice kids and a very sick wife in fact she is bed ridden all the time. This husband of her is sexually starved I guess?
Block B hold on a second will ya? Ok block B actually they are all sexually starved all the time nothing new or weird about that!
Ha ha ha very funny guys.
Oh my god I don’t believe this!
What block B?
There is something in the drain oh god it’s a knife and there is blood in it!
What happened block B?
Oh shit oh shit! Well in the morning before it started to rain the good couple had a big argument in front of the house and most people going to work saw that incident and the husband left furiously in his car and left the gate open while the wife ran inside crying. In fact this is the first time they are arguing in front of the house.
What was it all about and you say knife with blood block B? Oh man yes it’s a knife wrapped in a plastic it’s here in block C the water from the rain has brought it here and it’s going to block F soon and into the big brother drain and eventually in to the river. We better act quick tell what happened block B.
Ok guys got the full info. Well apparently the argument was about the neighbour who likes to prolong the conversation with the nice lady and this was not in favour of the lady’s husband. The asshole in fact made some sexual advances to her and obviously was rejected and this made the husband of the lady furious!
Well block B I would have killed that bastard my self!
This is block D the knife is stuck between some rubbish in my block.
Anyway guys the lady is always nice to the assholes’s children giving them food and sharing all kinds of stuff and this is Monday morning so they left for school and it’s raining and cold and his wife is sick and the lady’s gate is open and this moron got horny and decided to try his luck. He put on a cap and did some thinking and yes the excuse he needed to go into the house is returning the plates that the lady gave yesterday evening filled with cakes for the children.
What happened inside block B?
When he went inside she was shocked and asked what is he doing in her house and she was wearing shorts and having her breakfast. When this guy saw her legs apparently all hell broke loose he was overwhelmed and as he put the plates on the table with the rain heavy outside and those legs made him grab her and try to kiss her. The lady told him off politely and since she is in a bad mood that morning she slapped him when he kept on advancing on her. The guy obviously had been fantasising for months now since his wife been bedridden lost his cool and in a fit of anger and frustration took the knife in the table and stabbed her in the stomach just when the chain of lightning was heard and nobody could hear the lady scream and in seconds he realized what have he done but she was dead and he rushed out with the knife in his hand and panicked so he took the black plastic bag that is used for rubbish and put the knife inside and since the drains are rushing with water he decided like any other human throw it into the drain and then went back to his house kissed his wife and washed up and left for work like nothing happened.
Oh my god that is murder guys and block B you say she is a nice lady.
Oh yes guys she is one of those humans who keep her drains clean and her husband always makes sure the drains are not clogged. This is going to be messy guys the police are going to be here and the husband is going to be heart broken.
What is happening now?
The hand phone is ringing nonstop and the house phone is ringing too.
Block B do you know where is she working or what about the other neighbour?
They all left for work and this lady is a kinder garten teacher. I guess that’s why she is fond of kids. Poor lady this life is so unfair to her! Guys what are we going to do now? Block C you are the brains what do you think?
Its tough man and these things never happened before and we will have to wait and see. The husband is sure of trouble and you say he was arguing with her and people saw that and by now and they already would have been a gossiping about them. Oh those women talking about them and they are going to be shocked when they find out she is dead already.
Yes block C you are so right! Oh there is someone in front of the house and its lady coming out of a car oh it’s her colleague from the kinder garten who normally pick her up thank god she is here! It’s because of the rain she was a little late oh man bad day for the lady. If only she was early and it didn’t rain
maybe she will be alive!
Frankly speaking this is waiting to happen on another day.
Yeah block C just waiting to happen. Oh the colleague screamed when she saw her and now she is calling the husband and the police. They could be here anytime.
It’s going to be busy with people in a short while. When Monday came along I knew something is not right and now it has turned out to be a black Monday. Oh they are all here the colleagues and the police and the husband or anybody is not allowed to touch her for forensic reasons and the husband is crying like a baby that guy is in pitiful shape and so is everybody and the house is to be sealed I guess. I know everybody liked her and sad this is the end. The killer is loose and we all know the scum just couldn’t control his lust!
His anger actually block B and it’s not so hard for man at this time to get laid or even social escorts are good looking so what’s his problem man!
Guys this is block E there is someone slithering in my block oh its black young cobra guys he just came down from the road into the drains and heading towards block F shinning black cobra guys. Please warn Jack and scarycats guys luckily Jack is in the other side.
Ok block E he is in my block now he is going towards the big brother drain seen him many times on this big brother drain said hi before and he stops and gives me a stare! But today he said something….he said there will be good news soon and went off the big brother drain.
Good news? We are having bloody Monday here block F.
Well block B he has never said anything before and so maybe there is something out there for us? Maybe the beer company is going to dump their beers here ha ha ha.
Then there is something out there for us knowing the serpent speaks I mean that’s close to a miracle. They are ancient guys and very symbolic to speak to us drains that’s extraordinary!
We will have to wait and see block C since you being the most knowledgeable.
Block B what’s happening it’s been three days and the rain has not stopped and guys where is the murder weapon.
It’s safe it really got stuck between the rubbish in my block. Even though it’s full of rain and water this time the rubbish the humans throw seems a blessing cause if it goes to big brother drain they will never find it unless they know it’s there.
Guys this is block F and my neighboured is of full police personal. The husband is arrested and interrogated and they are demanding the murder weapon from him. Poor guy has to go thru this.
How come you know this block F?
My block has a lot of police force staying and heard them talking and they need the weapon for forensic reasons and you know it will reveal everything about the murder. We need somebody to retrieve it and hand it to the police and how are we going to this? Jack is too small to carry it and so are the scarycats only Rosie is good at this and the strays.
Guys this is block A there has been a fire in the spa and the reason for all the black smoke up in the sky.
Hope Rosie is safe. Oh my god what you know man I don’t believe this!
What block A?
There is Rosie and the strays running into my block.
Talk to her block B you are the closest with her.
Ok here she comes ..Hi Rosie how are you?
Not good guys spa food is tasteless only dog food and the cages has to be shared. Why is the lady’s house is sealed why and what happened?
She has been killed Rosie by her lusty good for nothing neighbour and we need
your help Rosie before the police return back to the station.
Grrrr we are going to bite that scum guys right in between the legs.
Not now Rosie there will be enough time for that and this is what you have to do. Run to block D grab the black plastic bag and bring it to block B will you?
Piece of cake guys anything for the lady besides when I am desperate for food I just have to growl in front of her house and she will share her food with me and I forever be obligated for that. Here I go …
Great Rosie!
This is block D guys Rosie has the plastic in her jaw and she is heading to block B brave doggie!
She is here guys the police is looking at her and she puts down the plastic bag and started to bark. The police is approaching her now and Rosie begins to retreat slowly Oh ok guys the police have it now.
Great block B you and Rosie did well now we will wait and see and every block is saying great work block B!
Thank you comrades and Rosie especially did well!
Now what block C what do you think?
Wait and see what I know is that there is a professor and a lecturer staying in my block and with regards to what they are saying is that the murder weapon will tell what really happened.
Guys it’ been a week and no party bad weather this is boring.
There’s something that happened here last night guys the scum has been arrested!
You sure block B well that’s good news!
Yeah man the forensic report was that the killer is left handed and there’s been some tissues under the lady’s finger obviously she must have scratched him in the struggle. She will rest in peace now that her husband is free.
This is block F guys yes that’s true and it seems the police suspected the scum and he had a record for assault and they didn’t want to panic him and he could run so they were just waiting to find the murder weapon in fact they already knew who is who in block B. Well done the police force! Anyway guys I don’t know how is your blocks but three people have moved out and nobody moving in strange this is a place in demand right?
Yeah this is block C and I have two people moved out strange and nobody is
moving in
This is strange guys every block is having this moving out and nobody moving in.
This is block A I think I know guys I saw some people some time ago near the edge of our block they were wearing yellow helmets wearing ties.
Oh block A they are ors or could be engineers planning to build something.
How you know block E?
My block has this kind of people that carry this kind of helmet yellow in colour and drive big jeeps to work. They are in the construction business. I think they are trying to build something.
Oh guys it’s true they are going to build a condo here guys.
Where block E?
Here guys here right here in the garden people have moved out already.
Block E how come we didn’t know this?
Well they don’t have a hall here so the meeting was held somewhere else and communications later stages was done via using what’s up from their phone so we didn’t have a clue and yes we will be demolished and we are going to be free forever no more drain life our bad karma is over guys rejoice yahoooooooo.
Great news block E the best news we ever want to hear!
Yeah so the cobra was right man and block C you are so right that it’s extraordinary for him to say that to us drains! They will demolish us starting tomorrow and tonight could be the last night together and any ideas block C?
Yes block E so guys starting with block A what is your wish when or if you are reborn again as a human?
Well I have been staring this block for ages now and I am totally in love with that birthday girl so far she is best I have seen and I want to be born a handsome guy tall dark kind enough money not too much though coz seen how money have spoiled some of this people in the block and yes marry a girl like her have a few children and have a dog and name her Rosie..
Oh okay block A if that happens and one day you are having beers in the field and after three or four beers you wanna pee what would you do if there is no toilets around?
Oh block C I really don’t know oh don’t ask that torturing question please….
Would you pee in the drains? Would you pee in the drains? Answer me in all honesty!
Well block C and all my comrades I declare here that I crossdrains block A I will not be liked to be called a moron or a scum by any drain even if I get my pants wet I will not pee or spit in to the drains and I will not drink if there is no proper toilet in that area!
Ha ha ha ok block A we hope all the best for you and guys I don’t know if we will meet again and hours and minutes are ticking away and I am nervous. Forgive me if I made anyone of you uneasy or upset with my choice of words or anything like that.
We all liked you block C in fact you were our decision maker you were our leader!
This is block B yes I agree
This is block D yes well said block A.
This is block E yes I agree too.
This is block F yes I agree too.
Thank you guys thank you very much!
So block B it’s your turn.
Well seeing this murder in my block I think if I am a human again I want to become a police man and catch all the crooks and I like the uniform and especially driving the car with the siren on! I have a gun too. wow!
Ha ha ha block B all the best to you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Oh it’s my turn now okay this is what I wanna be. I block C would like to be a professor just like my people in my block having a beard is cool and to learn as much as possible about this planet and life and to teach others all the good things in life. No will not pee spit or puke in the drains….ha ha ha
Great block C may all your wishes come true!
Thanks guys!
Well block D it’s your turn now.
In my block they are all average people but they are football crazy and they play football in their garden long story actually but I think I would like to be a football star you know famous and millions watching you in t.v wow man!
Dear block D great but what position?
Oh sorry guys goalkeeper of course! Jump fly and catch the ball and one day play in the world cup just like they talk all the time and have all girls crazy about me ha ha ha!
Great good luck block D
Block E what’s your story?
I don’t really fancy anybody’s life in my block but you know I want to own a liquor store the wines really tasted good and make enough money to go to the mountains for holidays
Ok block E great and good luck to you.
Bad news guys heard a loud bang non stop actually I think block A is gone now…..
It’s going to be you soon block B be ready
Ok block F it’s your turn.
This is me block F and sadly block A is not here and I will miss you guys one thing I will is when I am born again as a human I will look into the sky and wonder what kind of life I had previously and I will live a life that’s worthy of maybe I won’t drink if I am going to behave like a moron. I don’t think I will pee in the drain or spit or dirty the drain and be a burden to anyone.
Good luck to you and lucky enough now that block B heard all your wishes before he was demolished just seconds ago!!!
In a few day’s time all the blocks were gone and there were noises from the area due to construction and no more crossdrains talk. It was a condo construction going for weeks and old Jack was afraid to go meet his friends. The scarycats were all safe with their owners and after a few months Jack did not hear anymore noises from the site so he decided to have a peek.
There he was and the place seems abandoned due the construction company going bankrupt to due high cost. It will take a long time before any work will take place and old Jack was on his way back and thinking of all the good times he had with the crossdrains and then he stopped and looked up in the sky wondering where are they all now.
He just smiled and went back to his home. That night he told all the stories about the crossdrains and the scarycats to his sibblings and there were laughter all around. It was a happy night and old Jack did not wake up the next morning. He died in his sleep with all the great memories. Well Rosie was caught again by the spca and before they could jab her she died in the cage with her stray friends.
Hey it’s so dark in here where am I? I don’t feel anything but I know I am here but where am I? oh now I am moving, oops going up where is this place ? it’s like sucking me up… we are all here right behind you..yes all of us! Oh okay any idea where is this place guys? Yes we are moving towards the sky ..oh I see a small bright star! oh yes I do know now why are we going there! We will be judged there and that’s where is that person we call HIM, the great one or some call him GOD..oh ok now I get it oh I see clearly now and we are souls now and I see other souls too wow it will be a great experience. Not really block A but yes I guess ..wow it’s so bright now it’s like big wheel and its spinning I see animals coming in one section and leaving as a human in another section and the guy is so busy like a traffic policeman.. wow it’s closer now and much clearer now and there is so many souls are waiting. Waiting for what you think block A? As you are seeing first.. Guys we are going to be judged and block C the wise one were we bad as drains all we did was steal some booze.. Nah i don’t think he would have noticed block A. oh I see the lady is there and the bad guy and Jack guys everybody is there! We can’t see block A please tell us what is happening? Oh the lady is called upon and the guy as well the lady is forgiving the guy for killing her man I don’t believe this .. but wait its seems like in her previous life she broke the guys heart after promising to marry him but married someone else which resulted in the guy committing suicide. Oh god nothing really happens without a reason.. man! So what’s going to happen? Well HE decided the lady be born as a man and the guy as a women and they will be childhood friends and get married and lived happily ever after…
Wow what a journey these two souls had! Crazy block A that is one crazy journey but in the end they are going to be happy. Yup guys wish if we were drains we will probably drink to that! Yup block A most probably some red wine preferably. Ha ha ha …oops HE might hear guys! I am here too block A ..oh okay block B welcome aboard.. hey its Jack’s turn now this is going to be interesting. You bet block A! Oh okay he is asked why is he always disturbing the humans and get killed and poisoned, trapped etc etc when there is a big jungle for him to live happily? Well Jack says it’s the food that makes them to take the risk especially pizza, cheese, sweets I mean u can’t find that in the jungle right? So what HE says? HE is full of laughter and I think HE didn’t have a laughter like this for a long time…must be a very long time. So what is going
to happen to Jack block A and B? Well HE asked him what he wants and which is rare and Jack wants to be Jack again and of course in a better food chain environment a little safer too. He doesn’t want to become a human coz they are bad very bad souls. So what is the decision? HE smiled and granted him his wish and there goes Jack in to the spin as Jack and comes out as a much younger Jack! Wow good luck Jack! Its Rosie ‘s turn now! Oh Rosie what a nice doggie… Yup block A she recovered the knife and just like any other dogies she seems to be very grateful to the lady and her master. I am here now …oh welcome aboard block C What HE says block A,B,C? HE seems to know what Rosie wants and what should be done! HE is checking some record and tells Rosie her former master which Rosie loved is now reborn as a small girl age 7 and she and her dad is on the highway on a truck looking for animal shelter to adopt a doggie! And suddenly HE calls upon one of his angel and instructs to delay the truck on the highway which is like 15 minutes from the animal shelter and wow! The angel is so beautiful guys and sprang to action so fast and now the truck is stuck in the highway and HE just sent Rosie to the spin and there she goes as a puppy into the highway 5 minutes from the truck. The angel is back with a smile and yes the truck restarted and the little girl saw the puppy by road and yelled dad! Dad! there is a puppy by the road and her dad stopped and picked up the puppy decided to adopt her instead. Wow great for Rosie guys .. Yup block A,B,C lucky you to see the angel! Yup block D,E and F gorgeous silver wings and great face so perfect! Oh I am here just missed the angel man! Welcome aboard block D. How come we are not together? Well we were destroyed one by one some time in between I guess here its longer I think. Yup you may be right block C! Hey we are next guys oh block E and F is here too great guys! Wow we are seeing HIM in seconds….
So all of you are the crossdrains eh? Yes yes sir! So you have been stealing wines and beers from humans and you think I have not noticed? Well I see everything!! Man guys we are in trouble. Yes sir we did and we are so sorry SIR. Anyway crossdrains you seem to have some kind of ambition and its very clean and good intentions. Yes SIR we do. But your karma index here is 0 it’s not positive nor negative….but anyway since you have gone thru some suffering I will give you something which you crossdrains should accept. What I will do is send you back to earth not as you wished but as six brothers and it will be for you to do good and it will be a short life after which you will have a very good karma index and then I will grant you all your wishes and please do the task
given to you whole heartedly. Oh okay SIR thank you SIR. Ah yes one more thing crossdrains since you will be humans again slow on the beers and wines don’t be like humans too much and they lose their head and commit all kinds problem ok? Oh thank you thank you SIR! Off you go now! Guys we in the spin now whoaaa..
It was like usual in this small town sunrise was a sight to behold as this is surrounded by not very big but average green hills in fact people live here to reach at least 80 years very refreshing air. This town had a population of 5 thousand people only and a few banks a few supermarkets and few factories but towards north, south, east and west there were big cities around 20 km away. Here almost everybody knew each other very well and here in this town there is an orphanage that houses 25 kids from various ages and its run by a staff of 10 who gets a minimum wages and the head is elderly lady who been running this orphanage for the last 20 years and she been doing this since she was a widowed at the age of 20. Everybody respects her work and her honesty and her wonderful staff and they have a very average sponsors who trust her and some who have left the orphanage always keep in touch and giving contribution whenever they can and every year they were getting safer in finance matters. That Saturday dinner they had was a bit different after food they would chat and make plans for the week but the staff was a bit confused and strangely their mind was confused and it was like should I tell or shouldn’t I but the lady in charge whom they call madam was always open for discussion and she was in fact a good listener but before the staff concerned could open their mouth the madam said ‘u know I had a dream last night of an angel leaving a parcel in our home and smiled at us and said they would be heroes one time and left’ before she could say anything the room was kiosk all the staff started to talking on the same saying ‘madam this is in our minds the whole night yes madam we dreamt about this too ohh I don’t believe this. The madam was cool and waited for calm and when that appeared everybody was looking at her so what’s this? The madam prayed with everybody else and she said well let’s embrace whatever it is…
The next morning is a Sunday and its filled with normally with all kinds of activities. sports most of the time and that Sunday morning one of the kids who is a huge baseball fan was like always up very much earlier than others got dressed with full baseball gear was getting out to wait for the coach to pick him up was astonished when he saw a huge decorated basket in the front gates of the home. Thinking nothing else he was curious what could be inside and once he looked inside he was shocked and without hesitation shouted madam! madam! as loud as he could and excited he was for he has found what is a something very rare. Everybody came running out not knowing its good nor bad but they left
whatever they are doing and was very shocked and surprised when they saw a sextuplets with reddish cheeks they ever seen and smiling and they had a small alphabet from a, b. c, d, e, f written in their napkins and there were no messages whatsoever. Everybody was excited for it’s the youngest ever to be adopted by the home so they took the basket inside, they are hardly 2 to 3 months old and with some paperwork with the relevant authorities which need to be done they could be theirs which eventually happened since no one claimed. Luckily the home had ex hospital staff and a volunteer that comes every day for a few hours. The madam and the staff were reminded of the dream in their head when they lay the basket on the big table and they created a nice place for them safe and healthy. The staff and madam then discussed about their names and agreed it should be according to the alphabets written in their napkins and so Abraham, Benedict, Charles, David, Elijah and Freddie was created and since they have no idea what is their fathers name, in the certificate it was suggested it should be Lincoln. The home ever since the arrival of the sextuplets it became more bubbly and exciting. Everyday there is something to look forward for! They were well taken care by the home and also by the town folks and eventually they grew in to six young men handsome and had all the qualities of a good Samaritan guided by the home’s madam whom they looked as their mum. When they reached 15 something happened around their home. The land around the home was developed into a hospital not big one but an average size. This hospital was built for the terminally ill patients aids, cancer and other diseases whom had no chance to recover. It was built and funded by hospitals from the big cities from the north, south, west and east. The land beside the home was perfect serene quiet peaceful and whole lot of fresh air. After 2 years it was opened to a very quiet opening patients began to come in little by little and after a month some past away and some more came in. It was run a very tight budget it was never meant to be a profitable organisation. The staff had mostly been paid low wages and this was a problem since nobody works there long and soon the home came to know this. The madam in one of the meeting mentioned this and she was in two minds because she wanted her children to be successful in their lives or at least be doing what they are ionate at. Suddenly the six boys stood up for the job to the madam’s and everybody’s dismay! We want to serve madam is what they said very enthusiastically and since they are adults their decision was respected with a little disappointment. They soon started their work at the age of 17 and with minimum wages. Their work is to feed the ill since most of them can’t eat themselves and soon their presence delighted the patients and they would wait every day to see them chat, laugh and the boys would ask them all kinds of story from them and organise small birthday parties festival celebrations
and soon every patient felt there is some kind of divinity in them. The patients felt peaceful at the last days of their lives and they were very grateful cause sometimes they forget where are they just because of the boys. The hospital soon had slower death rate and the people from the town they respected the boys for their great work they have done. As time flew just like a wink the boys are big guys now aged 25 and the only good time they have for themselves is on Sunday’s nights which is spent on beers. This never got out hand and yes they all had girlfriends from the town but that’s about it never blossomed into a serious relationship or marriage. It’s also a day when they talk about what they miss and what they wish for themselves but never complained about their work.
It was a good Friday when they attended a church in the town during which they were mingling with the town crowd and it was rare maybe 3 times a year that they meet since they are very friendly guys and this guy whose grandmother was in the hospital wanted to give them a lift rather than the home ‘s bus which they agreed. The guy took them in his van and stooped over a 7 eleven and bought them beers just to show some tgrattitude when the guys really took care of his grand mother. They finished their drinks and got on the old van heading towards their home and as they ed by the bridge the old van tyre went bust and the van fell to the river. Some body saw this and in minutes the police and the ambulance came. They were all sent to the hospital and no idea of who survived. The home’s and the town people were all there and when the doctor came out with a sad face everybody knew it’s not very good news. The driver survived but the sextuplets did not. The town and especially the home’s citizen were very sad and simply could accept this incident and the driver said wish he had died instead. In the cemetery as the father said the prayers a little rain came down washing away everybody’s tears and the doctor who did the autopsy on them whispered to his wife you know the cause of their death? What? his wife asked. The doctor paused and said well their hearts stooped all at the same time and not by the physical injury that we saw it’s like someone from upstairs said ok it’s time to go. The wife said oh my god! and looked up at the cloudy and rainy sky.
Oh Abra where are we? I think I know guys it’s time we see HIM again I guess and how come we feel so light then previous trip? Well this time we are good people I guess Abra unlike our last life! And we have been good souls I think
and good souls are light and move smoothly towards HIM bad souls struggle and are heavy. Yes Charles you are right. I saw a lot of people at our funeral and they were sad very sad and madam was so sad and never seen her like that. Ya eli and you know the driver was very regretful and you can’t blame him I mean when it’s time to go its punch out time. Yes dave but then he fulfilled our wish of having a 7eleven beer and sitting by the crossdrains wow that was fun right? yes ben that was fun and did any of you pee or spit into the drain? No sir cause you know they would have called us morons! Ha ha ha no fred no we did not.
Oh we are close now look so many souls this time and hey how come it’s different now? Why abra what you mean? I mean it’s not HIM there! Oh we see it now what’s happening man? Its opposite of HIM and he is calling us to come closer oh man it’s the DEVIL himself I mean this is not hell so what happened? Well well well its Abraham the ex crossdrains block A aha! And you want to know what happened? For your information I am what you call the DEVIL yes yes yes and I am in charge of this place which you call heaven which is going to change in a short while and you are lucky to watch this! There you look sitting with his head down defeated the one you call HIM and the GREATEST is sad and LOST. Things changed crossdrains yes indeed the power of bad karma index is now in total power. Bad karma people I will give them great life in earth good karma people will be given suffering ha ha ha so yours is simply bad timing ha ha ha. Look around you all the bad souls are waiting and the angels are helpless! I am now the GREATEST and I can do ANYTHING there is nothing in the world that I cannot do nothing! Nothing ! Charles charles what are we going to do? you are the only one that spent hours in the library do something Charles! I really don’t have a clue guys but wait….
Ha ha Charles ex block C you said wait? You think there is something that you have that I cannot do in this universe?
What if there is SIR? Oh really Charles? Yes SIR there is but what if YOU can’t do it? Charles look HE stood up and the angels too. Yes guys I can see and so are all the souls. Charles Charles you are pissing me off you know that I have a very
short fuse but since everybody is looking and waiting yes throw me the challenge and if I fail I will leave at once and DEVIL I am but I never break an agreement. Great SIR there is something in this world that with all your power you can’t never do! What is that Charles? What? what?
YOU SIR CAN’T NEVER GET YOURSELF ’LOST’ CAN YOU SIR? Charles he is looking down. He is putting his hands on his head! Oh no no no this can’t be true I am defeated to an ex crossdrain no no nooooooo!!!!
Charles he is running like a mad guy in circles Charles and getting further and further wow Charles look all the angels are standing up and cheering you Charles man where did you get this idea Charles? bravo Charles bravo. I not only spent hours on the library but on some movies in you tube guys ha ha ha. Well never thought of that man look HE is calling us now with a big smile on him.
DEAR CROSSDRAINS AND ESPECIALLY CHARLES YOU HAVE SAVED THIS HEAVENLY PLACE AND WE THANK YOU FOR IT AND YOU WILL HAVE ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE IN PLANET EARTH AND WHEN YOU ARE TIRED OF REBORNING YOU WILL BE GRANTED PEACE FOR ETERNITY AND BEFORE YOU GO JUST GO SLOW ON THE ALCOHOL AND NO PISSING OR SPITING IN TO THE DRAINS.
Thank you SIR.
GOD BLESS.
Good night guys.
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